National male dog [Comprehensive]

Kobold and Dog (1)

Kagome crawled out of the bone eating well, and saw Inuyasha staring at a dog.

This dog is a bit like an Alaskan Malamute. To be honest, this is the first time Kagome saw this breed of dog during the Sengoku period.

"This is..." Kagome just wanted to ask what happened, but before she could finish her question, the expressions of the two big dogs on the opposite side suddenly changed... No, to be more precise, only Inuyasha stared, barking Grinning his teeth, he seemed about to bark twice at the opposite dog.

Kagome just wanted to make a noise to make a certain dog demon look like a dog, but in the blink of an eye, the dog that looked like an Alaskan sled dog raised its paw, and then seemed to easily press the dog monster's head Into the field.

Kagome: "..."

The sorcerer, who was always on the sidelines, shrugged and said: ...that's what happened.

Kobold and Dog (2)

I heard that Inuyasha was going to deal with a little monster, but just as he was about to make a move, the white dog sprang out from nowhere and snatched the target away.

The dog who snatched the prey proudly raised his head slightly, and when he was about to leave with his prey in his mouth, he looked at a certain dog monster with special contempt—from the monologue of a certain dog monster.

In short, because of this look, a certain dog demon completely blew up, and rushed to his own kind without saying a word, holding a knife.

As for why it changed from a fighting state to staring at each other, in the words of a certain mage, the difference in strength is too great. The white dog slapped it with a paw, and directly slapped the iron broken tooth away, and then pressed a certain dog. The demon rubbed hard on the ground.

Later, it probably felt too boring, so the dog yawned and squatted down on the ground, and the unwilling dog demon also squatted opposite it, trying to "kill" the other party with its eyes.

... As for the result, one can imagine.

Kobold and Dog (3)

"Your name is Achong." Kagome took out the dog food that was originally intended for Inuyasha in the bag, and generously gave it to Achong. Based on this, one person and one dog quickly established a friendship.

A Chong gnawed on the dog food, and when he heard his name, he happily responded.

Inuyasha watched his food being eaten by a dog that appeared out of nowhere, and expressed his unhappiness in his heart. He turned his head to look at Kagome, but just as soon as he called someone's name, he asked him to "sit down" The entire upper body returns to the ground again.

Inuyasha: "..."

What did he do wrong?Isn't it just staring at a dog?

And he can guarantee that the dog next to him must have laughed at him.

Of course, A Chong didn't make fun of a certain dog monster, but just shook his head in disappointment at the strength of a certain dog monster, but... I didn't expect that there was also good-tasting dog food.

"Wow~~~"

courtship dance (1)

Ah Chong came to a huge palace, this white palace was located above the clouds, but Ah Chong entered easily.

There is a dog demon living in the palace. Although it is a dog like it, the other party has been living in the appearance of a human or a monster on weekdays.

Ah~ I forgot to mention that the other party is a bitch, but in Ah Chong's opinion, Gouzi prefers a round and cute type like Dingchun to such an aloof bitch.

"You said you have someone you like, but you don't know how to tell him?"

A Chong looked at the silver-white long-haired dog demon in front of him, followed by "barking" twice, of course, what he said was not important, what the dog cared about was how to make Dingchun get along well with it.

But obviously the other party didn't get what it really meant, thinking that a dog likes another dog, and then it's a confession or something...

"Since that's the case, it goes without saying. Aren't there races in nature that can dance courtship dances?"

"??" Ah Chong tilted his head, looking at the dog monster in front of him with a confused face.

courtship dance (2)

Finally, Gouzi learned how to dance to someone he likes from the bee demon, because just after learning, Gouzi excitedly ran to find the dog demon who guided him.

"Oh~ have you already learned it?" The other party's face that was always indifferent in the past rarely showed a trace of interest. She raised her eyebrows, still sat on the chair, and then looked at the dog with interest, " Then try dancing with me for a while?"

Although the tone was a rhetorical question, this kind of words obviously did not mean to reject Gouzi.

Ah Chong also felt indifferent, Gouzi, who didn't really understand the meaning of this dance, just regarded him as something to show friendliness.

So when Sesshomaru came to visit his mother once in a thousand years, he saw a white dog dancing in front of his mother.

...Although it is strange, it is indeed a... thing with a strange pace.

When did mother's hobbies become so weird?

courtship dance (3)

A Chong's dance was recognized, so when Gouzi finally stood in front of Dingchun again, the first thing he did was to show Dingchun what he had learned.

Sakata Yinshi didn't know what happened to A Chong, but it seemed that Dingchun couldn't stand it first. Dingchun, who was almost twice the size of A Chong, opened his mouth first, bit A Chong's head, and then threw the dog The child was thrown out directly.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Since when did Dingchun like to throw things around in this way?

Shinpachi pushed up his glasses, and said with a rare knowledge: "A Chong was dancing to Dingchun just now, isn't there a male animal that dances in front of someone he likes?"

... Yes, but it's a bit strange to put it on A Chong and Ding Chun.

Sakata Gintoki looked up at the sky, and for a long time he couldn't figure out what was wrong, but Kagura, who was standing on the other side, held vinegar kelp in his mouth and said in a dazed tone: "It turns out that even dogs have younger brothers. I can have a baby."

"Everything has a younger brother, don't speak yellow accents at every turn, you will be understood by Harmony."

But this time Sakata Gintoki finally realized what was wrong, Ah Chong danced to Dingchun = Ah Chong was interested in Dingchun, but Dingchun rejected Gouzi and threw him out = Dingchun dumped Ah rush.

...so that's how it should be.

Xin Baji: ...The point shouldn't be that A Chong belongs to the public, and Dingchun also belongs to the public?

Lovelorn (1)

Ah Chong was dumped (by mistake).

Failure to rely on Yiwu to ease the relationship caused Gouzi to fall into an unprecedented low ebb.

Sakata Yinshi caught up with Gouzi, and saw Gouzi standing on the edge of the cliff, looking up at the daytime sky like a wolf facing the full moon.

But... Now Gouzi was dumped by Dingchun.

Sakata Gintoki felt that A Chong didn't look like a werewolf at the moment, but more like he was about to jump off a cliff because of a traumatic relationship.

"Achong!" The owner of Wanshiwu took two steps forward cautiously, for fear of irritating the opposite dog, so that it couldn't think about it for a while and jumped down from there.

Of course, with Ah Chong's ability, it's fine even if he falls, but...is it his body that will be injured?No, it is its heart.

"A Chong, I understand you, don't be too sad." Seeing that A Chong didn't respond, Sakata Yinshi boldly walked to it, raised his hand and patted Gouzi's shoulder (if Gouzi had shoulders).

"Although you were rejected by Dingchun..."

"Wow~" Gouzi whimpered, expressing that he didn't want to hear such sad things.

"Well, actually Dingchun has no vision, Ah Chong, you are so nice, Dingchun it..."

Sakata Gintoki couldn't continue, because the dog who turned his head to look at him looked like he wanted to kill someone.

"Wang~~" Don't speak ill of Dingchun.

pia——

The silver curly hair that was standing on the edge of the cliff to comfort the dog instantly turned into a meteor and flew out.

Lovelorn (2)

Shimura Shinpachi put two circles and arrows on the blackboard, then looked at A Chong who was on the opposite side, and knocked hard on the two symbols representing men——

"You and Dingchun are both male, and you two have no future."

A Chong didn't say anything, but Kagura picked his nostrils and said disappointedly: "What, it turns out that even A Chong and Dingchun couldn't have puppies."

Shimura Shinpachi: "..."

It’s normal not to be able to give birth. Could it be that dogs from alien planets can give birth to puppies even if they are male? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Lovelorn (3)

Atobe Keigo found that his own Achong was very depressed recently, and he often lay down in front of the French windows and looked at the sky outside, sighing often.

The young master raised his eyebrows, thinking that this is something on his mind?

So after searching for a day, the young master inquired with his own Francis, and then he heard the reason for the dog's depression from the mouth of the Afghan hound.

——It was because I was rejected by a dog, so I was in a bad mood.

Of course A Chong didn't say that, this was just the conclusion Francis drew from Gouzi's scattered words.

But the young master thinks: As far as Gouzi's current state is concerned, it's quite like this.

So... it's a lovelorn.

Lovelorn (4)

A few days later, Keigo Atobe finally knew the name of the dog A Chong liked. Coincidentally, he also heard the name "Dingchun" from Xiangri the next day.

"Do you have a dog at home?"

"No, it's the neighbor's dog."

Xiang Riyue looked at his minister strangely, he really didn't know when this person became interested in other people's dogs.

"It's called Dingchun?" Although the young master didn't think A Chong would like an ordinary dog, he couldn't miss any clues.

Xiang Riyue was even more confused, but he still replied honestly: "Yeah, after all, Reiko likes Dingchun in Gintama very much, and said that after adopting Hiromi in the future, she will give it this name and dress it up like Dingchun." Same."

"Oh~" The young master felt that he seemed to understand something. Although it was a bit unbelievable, it was not that similar things had never happened. For example, a certain dog pointed at the female archaeologist in ONEPIECE and said that it was its owner, so this time The Dingchun... probably is also a character in this Gintama.

Lovelorn (5)

Atobe finally knows what Dingchun looks like, and at the same time, he also discovers a terrible thing—his dog actually likes a male dog.

Of course, the young master is not against homosexuality, but he still feels a little bit emotional about a certain dog not wanting to pass on his good genes.

However, regardless of Dingchun's gender, because its size is really not petite in the comics, it is two or three times the size of an ordinary dog, and A Chong is still the size of an ordinary medium-to-large dog no matter how you look at it. Gouzi vary widely in size alone.

... So in front of love, age, body and gender are not a problem?

Unexpectedly, my dog ​​is still a love brain.

But no matter what, in order to help his dog get out of the shadow of broken love, the young master decisively found more than a dozen dogs, among which the male dog and the female dog were split in half and threw them into his yard together.

But soon the young master discovered that Ah Chong didn't even look at those dogs at all.

...is he still an infatuated species?

Lovelorn (6)

A Chong also showed the courtship dance he learned in front of Sanmao.

Sanmao, who is a monster, paused for ten seconds, shook his head and said: Not bad, very smooth.

However, Ah Chong was even more depressed when he heard this answer. Originally, he could comfort himself because he did not dance well. Now that Sanmao told him that he danced well, wouldn’t he even find a reason to lie to himself? .

So Ah Chong was even more unhappy.

King of the Void Circle (1)

Ah rushed to a place that was all white.

Dogs like white very much, but all the creatures here have no beautiful fur, only cold and hard exoskeleton.

Looking at the creatures here, Gouzi subconsciously came up with a word: Ugly!Ugly!

Grimmjow saw the pity and sympathy revealed in the eyes of the same color as his own, and was so angry that he pawed directly, but unfortunately, his paw failed to touch the dog, and was pushed into the sand by the dog .

King of the Void Circle (2)

I heard that this place has a great reputation.

Although Ah Chong doesn't know what "xu" is, in short, those creatures wrapped in white exoskeletons seem to be very powerful, but in the eyes of Gouzi, they can't even compare to a finger of the bald Saitama.

But what about the powerful void?So after hearing the rumor, Gouzi went directly to challenge the so-called strongest.

Then...it was bald by the strongest one.

A circle of hair fell out on the paw, which is said to be premature aging. The dog was so frightened that he dug a hole and almost buried himself.

King of the Void Circle (3)

A Chong successfully defeated Bailegang with the sword of Damocles and became the new king of the virtual circle.

When Aizen Soyousuke brought Ichimaru Gin and Tōsen to the virtual circle, he saw a dog that couldn't be more ordinary sitting on the king of the virtual circle.

Of course, since there can be no ordinary dogs here, from this point of view, this dog is not ordinary at all.

Lan Ran wanted to control the Xu circle, and the original plan was to regain Xu who was sitting in the Xuye Palace. Although the person sitting in that position is not Xu, but a dog, but fundamentally there is no difference.

Anyway, as long as you defeat him and convince him.

King of the Void Circle (4)

Lan Ran used the mirror flower and the water moon on A Chong, and the dog sitting on the throne tilted his head, completely ignoring what this person wanted to do.

But soon, Gouzi saw that this man hacked and killed all Xu. Although Gouzi couldn't smell the blood, since he was the boss here, he was naturally obliged to protect his subordinates.

"Woof~" Gouzi barked twice, and then rushed towards the enemy with great momentum.

But Gouzi was in vain, and the person who was supposed to be under his paws disappeared, but Ah Chong quickly locked the enemy based on his taste.

Aizen also saw it, raised his eyebrows and thought: It seems that he has encountered a difficult opponent.

However, as soon as he had such a thought, the white figure jumped up and came straight towards him.

The dog's paw touched the mirror, and successfully deciphered the illusion in front of him, and then the dog finally saw everything clearly.

"Woof~" Because everyone is fine, Gouzi barked happily, then turned around and slapped Lanran away.

A Chong and Red Dog

When Ah Chong came to the headquarters of the navy, he happened to meet Akainu who occasionally came out to patrol.

A Chong was deeply impressed by this person, because to Gouzi, the fight with this person actually happened more than half a year ago.

The red dog was also very impressed with A Chong. After all, the dog beat him so badly back then, but Sakaski was not without doubts. After all, more than 20 years have passed since the O'Hara incident. A dog can live 20 years?

At first Akainu didn't believe it, but after another fight with this dog, Akainu found that more than 20 years had left no trace on this dog at all.

This dog is the same dog as it was more than 20 years ago, only it doesn't seem to have changed at all.Although I don't think such a thing will happen, the reality in front of me is enough to confirm everything.

And during the few tenths of a second that Chiquan was stunned, Ah Chong defeated him again,

The guy whose whole body would turn into magma was finally beaten by A Chong and flew into the sea, just like what happened to O'Hara more than 20 years ago.

After beating up the admiral, the dog happily jumped into the sea and went to find his own Robin.

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Extra episode

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"Can you be invincible in the world if you look cute [comprehensive]"

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