National male dog [Comprehensive]

Genos was packing his luggage when he received a call from the Heroes Association.

The content of the call was very simple, about his dog who was about to become a hero.

Genos himself is not very interested in heroes. It was Saitama who wanted to become a hero at the beginning, and Genos followed him to apply for the Heroes Association.

And his purpose has never been to become a hero. Compared with this vain title, he just wants to defeat the enemies he can see and protect ordinary people as much as he can. to carry out his revenge.

Now he has become a hero, and the teacher has also become a hero. Unexpectedly, their dog was also favored by the Heroes Association, and he specially gave it a title, making it a hero under the name of the Heroes Association.

"I see. I'll ask Ah Chong about this matter." Genos replied seriously.

"...Oh, oh, so, then I will report this situation to my superiors..."

The contact person on the opposite side almost subconsciously said the usual reply in the past.

After he finished speaking, he stared at the hung up phone in a daze, and said... How could he remember that the recruit this time was only a dog.

A dog actually needs to ask for intentions?Could it be that their hero's brain has twitched.But it's also possible that because he's a semi-cyborg, he might be able to communicate with animals.

Genos, who is said to be able to communicate with animals, only felt his head hurt again after hanging up the phone.

Since Ah Chong left with Hungry Wolf yesterday, he was still a little worried.Especially after the teacher's home was destroyed, Genos always thought, what if Ah rushed back and couldn't find his home.

Whether following the hungry wolf will learn to be bad is no longer the focus of Genos's consideration. The first question he considers now is whether his dog will become a stray dog ​​again, sleeping in the park and eating leftovers from others food……

— so dreary!

Genos instantly decided that after he settled his luggage, he would set off to find the dog.

"Ah-"

Hungry Wolf wiped his nose with his hand, and looked up at the sky inexplicably.

The weather is not cold today, the sun is shining, there is no cloud in the sky, and I didn't get cold last night, but I, who is so strong, sneezed for no reason.

He shook his head, and his eyes once again fell on the list of heroes in his hand.

He borrowed it from the ugly kid in the park yesterday. Although he borrowed it, Hungry Wolf never thought about when and where to return it.

In short, it is no different from the direct take.

Now he and A Chong are standing on the square of Police Dog Man in Q City according to the roster.

"The 12 S-level police dogs are the patron saints of Q city, but they only guard one city. Once the weirdo runs out of his territory, he will not pursue him again."

Be forewarned, this is a note on the hero roster.

Yesterday evening, Ah Chong pointed at the dog with his claws and barked several times excitedly.

Hungry Wolf's understanding is: I want to see it, I want to see it, I want to see it, I must see her.

So today he brought Ah Chong over.

In fact, Hungry Wolf once tried to explain that Police Dog Man is just a man in a puppet costume, not a real dog, but after seeing Ah Chong staring at other people's photos for a long time, he finally swallowed his words silently.

...as long as it's happy.

Anyway, he can also take the opportunity to see the strength of this guy.

The square was overcrowded. Even though the weather was neither too hot nor too cold today, under such a dense crowd, Hungry Wolf was still sweating unavoidably.

"Tsk~" He smashed his tongue, still hesitating whether to call directly, or wait for Ah Chong to say hello before making a move.

As a result, when he turned his head to look around, there was no sign of his own dog.

He looked around again. In the square where people were coming and going, a small open space near the monument was cleared out at some point, and the people around were all holding up their mobile phones to take pictures of the police dog man on the monument and the man squatting in front of the monument. White dog.

The same outfit once gave the person taking the photo the illusion of seeing two police dogs.

"Wow, woof, woof~" Are you a dog too?

Ah Chong raised his head, while the police dog lying on the monument tilted his head, looking at the white husky squatting below.

The face covered in the puppet is always expressionless, whether it is facing the flashing lights around it or the real dog underneath.

"Wow, woof, woof~~" Ah Chong yelled again, maybe he finally realized that it was different from the white fluffy guy in front of him. It suddenly stood up, circled the monument twice, and its wet nose moved from time to time. Go to the monument and sniff twice.

Ah Chong:? ? ? ?

This smell... seems a bit wrong.

The white dog squatted in front of the monument again, looked up at the police dog silently.

One person and one dog stared at each other, as if they only had each other in their eyes, without the motley crowd of onlookers around them.

I don't know who started to yell first, but the title of "Twin Dog God" suddenly burst out from the crowd.

Police Dogman still had no expression on his face, but he was somewhat puzzled in his heart: Where did this title come from.

Hungry Wolf looked at the mobile phone of the person next to him, and then saw A Chong's heroic appearance on the hero's official forum.

——Yes, a white dog stepped on the strange man's head with one paw, with an arrogant expression and a neat and handsome figure.If it weren't for the irreparable gap in the aesthetics of humans and dogs, its movements and figure would definitely kill any handsome guy with a sweet mask in seconds.

At least Hungry Wolf thinks this A Chong is very handsome.

Hungry wolf hates handsome guys, but he can still accept handsome dogs like A Chong.

Of course, the reflex arc of the hungry wolf returned to the brain after turning three times.

Then he suddenly realized that Ah Chong became a hero, A Chong and Police Dog Man became twins, and A Chong and Police Dog Man were called twin gods of shit.

—Damn it!

And even though Achong and Police Dog seem to be a team, its owner is still marked with Genos.

The hungry wolf was immediately upset. He knew that the half-reformed hero was unreliable, but he didn't expect it to be so unreliable that A Chong became a disgusting hero.

Hungry wolves hate heroes. If I have to use a metaphor, it is probably that salty tofu flower lovers see sweet tofu flowers.

In his view, a hero is a representative of hypocrisy, following the justice established by the vast majority of people, and carrying out a series of hypocritical actions.

But what about the facts?Weird people are still rampant in the world, the crime rate remains high, daily bullying is still going on, and all people are still living in deception, falsehood and lies.

In the end, nothing changed, whether it was the hero or the weirdo, it just kept repeating the script that was written.

Hungry Wolf, who was caught in the middle two thoughts, finally decided that he must snatch A Chong from Genos, at least not let A Chong be led by the nose by the Heroes Association.

He raised his head, A Chong had already stood up at this moment, and the onlookers became inexplicably excited after seeing this scene.

Although he didn't know what the group of people were excited about, Hungry Wolf was also keenly aware of the strangeness in the air, the fighting momentum that seemed to be on the verge of breaking out lingered among A Chong and Police Dog Man.

"Woof~" Ah Chong called out.

Taking this sound as an opportunity, it jumped up suddenly, and the police dog who was lying on the monument also stood up, and threw his paw straight at A Chong.

Ah Chong lowered his head in the air, cleverly avoiding the surprise attack of the police dog man, but it used its head as a weapon and slammed into the police dog man.

boom--

The police dog who was hit hard flew out, but it didn't lose consciousness or fall down. Instead, after flying back a few hundred meters, it stopped with all four limbs.

Standing on the monument, A Chong looked at the police dog who hadn't fallen down, and suddenly snorted through his nasal cavity, with a bit of joy—the joy of finding a playable toy.

The post of "Twin Dog Gods Fighting in the Square" was frantically reposted on the Internet, and quickly became the number one hot search list. The related videos are constantly being updated, and the click-through rate is also high.

But all the uploaded videos have a characteristic. Except for the hammer that the "brother" of the dog god jumped up at the beginning, the two white figures can't be seen clearly in all the pictures after that, only the flying ones in the video can be seen. Two afterimages.

Hungry Wolf knew that his dog was powerful, but he didn't expect it to be so powerful. Similarly, he didn't expect this guy in a puppet costume to be so resistant.

The battle lasted for about a few minutes, when two figures suddenly flew in midair, falling down suddenly and without warning.

A Chong's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the reflection in the sun, including the familiar smell of the bald man coming with the wind, his eyes froze, and he immediately raised his hind legs and kicked over.

Saitama is being restrained by the super power of the tornado. Although he tried hard to stand still, the sweatshirt on his body was blown away by the strong wind.

Saitama didn't calculate how far he flew out from the headquarters of the Heroes Association, but he still felt the sudden familiar reaction below.

Just when he felt ready to turn back, he suffered a powerful blow to the back.

"Wow!" A Chong imitated the cry of the fighting school, and successfully kicked Saitama, including the tornado carrying Saitama, out of the air.

—Damn dog!

Saitama groaned inwardly, but ah, it's great that it didn't damage the buildings below.

A Chong stood back on the ground, and the onlookers looked at the sky, and then at the standing dog, completely unaware of what happened.

In other words, something flew over just now, but it seemed to be kicked back again.

Is it a weirdo?Or a meteorite?But no matter which one, at that moment just now, the dog protected them and the square.

The crowd was silent, but as someone suddenly burst into cheers, a group of people soon cheered together——

"God of dogs!! Long live the twin dog gods!! Long live the police dog man!! Long live A Chong!!"

At the same time, another Weibo on the Internet was reposted crazily——

[The dog god can no longer express my love for my Chongshen, confess to Chongshen, Chongshen! ! (づ￣3￣)づ]