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Chapter 35 The General Trapped in the Harem 10
Ji Yuanhe went on an expedition for three months, and news of success came frequently.The Shenwei army marched into Hetao with lightning speed, defeated the Yiluogu, Oteyin and other tribes, recovered Yingli and Pinglu one after another, and continued to march deep into the grassland.
Along with the victory report, it was sent to the Shenwei Army barracks in Changqing County, as well as a letter from Ji Yuanhe to Su Yu.
That day Su Yu was sitting in the tent of the Chinese army, reading the letter written by Ji Yuanhe.
"Zhan Xin'an, farewell to March, I am very worried. The Shenwei army is now stationed in Pinglu, and will leave for Shanwu in the near future. As you said, the artillery is very powerful in the siege battle. The people of Beidi are terrified when they hear the news. The service will end as soon as possible. The summer is here, and I cherish it forever. The book is not exhaustive, and I will follow up with more words. Ji Yuanhe."
Su Yu's eyes fell on the owner's name at the signing place. Although the font was different, the owner's handwriting was still familiar to him. The font was long and thin, and the last stroke of the Crane character was skewed to the right.He stroked the owner's name on the letter paper, and couldn't help smiling.
At this moment, a soldier panicked and ran into the tent, shouting: "Military Master, something is wrong!"
Su Yu raised his eyes to look at him, and asked calmly, "What's the matter? Speak slowly."
The soldier took a breath and said, "Beidi has assembled an army of one hundred thousand troops, bypassing Xiliang Mountain and heading for Changqing County!"
"What?" Su Yu frowned instantly, "How is that possible?"
The people of Beidi live in groups, and the number of each tribe is very limited. Unless several tribes unite, it is impossible for them to have an army of [-].However, the various tribes in Beidi still have a competitive relationship, and they are suspicious of each other, and they seldom unite.Moreover, the Shenwei Army is now chasing the various tribes of Beidi on the grassland. If several tribes jointly marched towards Changqing County, why didn't the Shenwei Army notice any rumors?
If it wasn't for Su Chen not having met his master at this time, Su Yu would almost have thought that Bei Di had joined hands with Su Chen.
Soldier Hui reported: "My subordinates saw seven or eight different flags erected in Beidi's army, the leader being the eagle flag of the Alken tribe." He paused, then asked: "Military division, what should we do?"
"How long will it take for Beidi's army to arrive in Changqing County?" Su Yu stood up and walked to the map hanging on the side of the tent.
The soldier thought for a while and replied: "The Beidi people have reached the foot of Xiliang Mountain now. At their marching speed, they will arrive in one day at most."
Su Yu stared at the Kanyu map for a moment and said, "Send the order, and use the fastest horse to pass the news of Beidi's surprise attack on Changqing County to the general."
The soldier glanced at Su Yu, and said falteringly: "However, the general has already reached the Shanwu area. Even if we use the fastest horses, it will take a day to reach Shanwu, and the march will take longer. Even if the general Traveling day and night, it will take at least two days to get back, I am afraid that Changqing County will already..." He lowered his head after speaking, not daring to look at Su Yu again.
Su Yu frowned even tighter.Now there are only 5000 defenders in Changqing County, and many of them are wounded soldiers who have lost their ability to move. I am afraid that these [-] people will not be able to hold out for a quarter of an hour against the menacing Beidi [-] army. will fall.The Beidi people are extremely cruel. After capturing every city, they must rob every house, slaughter the people, and then set fire to the city. Any city captured by the Beidi people will eventually become a purgatory on earth.
He is not sure that he can repel Beidi's [-] army with the five thousand defenders, nor can he gamble with the lives of the people in Changqing County. When the master goes out to fight, he promised that he will protect the Yunzhong mansion for the master.
Thinking of this, Su Yu no longer hesitated: "Continuing the summons, all the soldiers who can still move will act, and send the people of Changqing County outside the city first."
The soldier looked at Su Yu hesitantly and asked, "Military Master, are we going to give up Changqing County?"
Su Yu looked at Fang with firm eyes: "Of course not, the common people can retreat, but our Shenwei Army cannot retreat."
Changqing County is the throat of Yunzhong Mansion. Once Changqing County falls, the entire Yunzhong Mansion will be at stake.If the Yunzhong Mansion is destroyed, the Beidi army can drive straight in and flatten the Central Plains.No matter what, he had to guard the Yunzhong Mansion, and he couldn't let the master's hard work over the years be ruined.
All the soldiers of the Shenwei Army who stayed in Changqing County immediately started to move, and it took a whole night to move the people of Changqing County out of the city.
In the past, Changqing County was threatened by Beidi's invasion many times. The people have long been accustomed to this situation and cooperated with the soldiers' actions very well. Only a few wealthy households refused to leave.
For the whole night, Su Yu didn't sleep a wink. He planned the route for the people to evacuate, and personally went out to persuade those rich households who didn't want to evacuate.
By dawn, 90.00% of the people in Changqing County had been transferred outside the city.
When the sky broke, Su Yu climbed up the tower, and there was a lot of yellow sand on the horizon not far away, which was the smoke and dust from Beidi's cavalry.
The soldiers on the side couldn't help saying: "Military division, they are here."
"Don't be afraid," Su Yu looked at the distant sky with a calm expression, "Fire | Spearmen, prepare to meet the enemy."
For a moment, the soldier felt the sense of security from Su Yu that only Ji Yuanhe could bring in the past. He looked at Su Yu with trusting eyes and said loudly, "Yes, military advisor!"
Su Yu turned to look at Chen Yue who was standing on the other side, and asked, "Chen Yue, are you afraid?"
Chen Yue replied immediately: "I am not afraid, the master is the benefactor of the whole family of the slave. Now the slave's mother and younger sister are still being taken care of in Shen's residence. The slave is willing to follow the master, even if he dies."
Su Yu nodded and said, "Give me the things."
"Yes."
Su Yu took the box from Chen Yue and slowly opened it. Inside the box was a firecracker, the barrel of which was much longer than the firecracker.This is a long-barreled firecracker that Su Yu asked craftsmen to try to make not long ago. With the addition of front sights and rear sights, the shooting accuracy is higher and the range is longer. However, due to technical limitations, the craftsmen tried many times, and the final product was Only this one.
When the Beidi army arrived under the tower, they found that the city gate of Changqing County was open, and there was only one person standing on the tower.
The one who led the seven tribes to attack Changqing County this time was none other than Ha Kan, an old acquaintance of the Shenwei Army and the leader of the Alken tribe.
Ha Kan also saw the man in white on the tower, he squinted his eyes, trying to see the man's face clearly, but the distance was too far, Ha Kan couldn't see anything clearly, he could only raise his voice and ask, "You are Shen Ziyu?" ?”
Su Yu looked at Ha Kan from a distance, but did not answer.
Ha Kan had already confirmed Su Yu's identity in his heart, he glared at Su Yu, and shouted: "Shen Ziyu, countless Beidi sons of mine died under your tricks, today, I will use your head to pay homage to my Beidi heroic spirit!" !"
Su Yu just looked at the bottom of the city tower expressionlessly, his gaze never fluctuating.
Seeing that Su Yu was so indifferent, Ha Kan began to hesitate in his heart.Last year, Beidi launched a total of [-] attacks on Changqing County, nine of which were launched by their Alken Department, each of which suffered heavy losses. Ha Kan still has lingering fears about Su Yu's surprise tactics.
The lieutenant-general at the side also lowered his voice and said: "Chief, this man has always been insidious and cunning. He deliberately opened the city gate at this time. I'm afraid there is a fraud in it."
Just as the two were talking, the raging wind suddenly stopped, and Su Yu immediately ordered: "Fire | Gunners, get ready!"
In an instant, countless guns were aimed at Beidi soldiers below the city tower. It turned out that Su Yu was not the only one on the city tower, but everyone else was hiding behind the city wall.
Su Yu also picked up the long-barreled gun and aimed it at Ha Kan's head.
This long-barreled firecracker is still very unstable. In previous tests, almost all long-barreled firecrackers exploded after only one shot. He only had one chance to shoot.
Su Yu aimed at Ha Kan's head, but his hand holding the firecracker trembled slightly. Before that, he had never killed anyone. In the last world, even though Chu Mingyuan tried to kill him several times, he always insisted on using suitable guns. legal means to resolve.
But at this moment, behind him is the land of Dali, the homeland of the master, the place that the master wants to protect for the rest of his life.
And his mission is to protect the master, and the master's wish is his wish.
What's more, Su Yu and Ha Kan have another grudge.In the original plot, it was Ha Kan who colluded with Su Chen to capture Ji Yuanhe, and ordered Ji Yuanhe's martial arts to be abolished, and put him in a dungeon.
Thinking of this, Su Yu no longer hesitated, and simply ignited and launched.
Beidi soldiers under the city tower only heard a loud bang, but after the explosion, it seemed like nothing happened.
Only a few confidantes next to Ha Kan realized that something was wrong. It seemed that something hot was splashed on their faces and bodies. They turned their heads slowly and found that Ha Kan was still sitting on the horse, with a huge lump in the middle of his forehead. Hollow, still spurting blood, Ha Kan still stared at his eyes, eyes full of horror.
Above the city tower, Su Yu staggered a few steps due to the recoil, his arms were so sore that he could hardly hold the firearm steadily. Seeing this, Chen Yue hurried up to support Su Yu and helped Su Yu regain his footing.
The Beidi soldiers soon discovered that their commander had lost his life inexplicably. There was a commotion in the team, and some soldiers cried out mournfully: "The leader is dead! Let's run away!"
"Fire | Guns, launch!"
Su Yu gave an order, and the Musketeers immediately started shooting.
The Beidi soldiers who took the lead fell down before they could react, and their deaths were as tragic as Hakan.Some of the horses were also frightened, and they raised their hooves one after another, throwing off the cavalrymen on their backs.In an instant, the whole team was in chaos.
At the same time, Su Yu raised the long-barreled gun again and aimed at the man who was crying bitterly while holding Ha Kan's body.
The man's name was Haber, and he was Hakan's own brother.The position of the leader of Beidi is mostly brother and brother. Now that Hakan is dead, the leader of the Alken tribe should be Hakan's younger brother Haber.
Su Yu's gun has exploded, and there is no gunpowder in the barrel. If the Beidi people still don't retreat, then he can only be captured without a fight.
Fortunately, Haber, who was downstairs, raised his head and saw the muzzle of the black gun pointing at him. He was immediately frightened and shouted: "Retreat! Retreat!"
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A piece of big news has been circulating in the Seventeenth High School recently: Qin Shaoyou, the frightening alpha brother, is back!
The students were discussing with great interest the feats of this big guy's student days: the omega pheromone explosion in the whole school when he split, repelled the provocative gangster with one enemy ten, interacting with dozens of omegas at the same time, and so on.
Qin Shaoyou, who is doing some ironing in the physical education group: ...I just want to be an ordinary physical education teacher.
Teacher Jiang Yan from the opposite language group showed up to refute the rumors: I don’t know anything else, but he really didn’t cause the school’s omega pheromones to go out of control the day he split up, and I was the only victim :-)
A few years ago, Jiang Yan was admitted by a teacher-training college that only recruited betas by mistake, and barely managed to graduate by relying on his superb acting skills.
He didn't expect that his pretending career would encounter Waterloo in the first month of working——
After casually rescuing an alpha student who was splitting up in the gymnasium, Jiang Yan became allergic to the other party's pheromones.
After hiding in the bathroom with a red face and injecting himself with an inhibitor, Jiang Yan was ridiculed by this straight steel male student: Teacher, your face looks like a pig's head, hahahaha.
What's even more suffocating is that four years later, the alpha student who made him almost fail to pretend to be b returned and became his colleague.
In order to rectify the school spirit and discipline, and strictly crack down on the problem of puppy love, the [-]th Middle School set up a special investigation team to patrol the places where puppy love frequently occurs, such as lover's slope and grove. right.
However, the director of the Moral Education Department squatted in the grove for three days and three nights, and only found two disheveled teachers.
The director of the moral education department roared: Mr. Qin!Teacher Jiang!Please pay attention to the impact!
Edible guide: abo, main attack, logical death cookie.
Demining: the next year, Gong is 22 years old, and Shou is 26 years old.
[Highlight] Gongshou has no teacher-student relationship.
【Small Theater 1】
The members of the track and field team of No. [-] Middle School found that the coach, Mr. Qin, would disappear for an hour a day.
Then they found Mr. Qin in the form of Wangfushi under the window of Class [-] ([-]) of high school.
Teacher Jiang in the window held a volume of books in his hand and read aloud: "Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win the countless people in the world." Teacher Qin outside the window showed a look of infatuation.
The members of the track and field team were about to comfort Teacher Qin who was suspected of unrequited love. When the get out of class bell rang, Teacher Jiang walked out of the classroom and handed his thermos cup to Teacher Qin. .”
Track and field team member: Excuse me, it turns out that the clown is us.
【Small Theater 2】
Such a post appeared on the homepage of a well-known AO forum: Help!How can my wife be allergic to my pheromones?
First floor: To fight poison with poison, just kiss more.
The landlord replied: Okay, thank you brother, I will try it!
Bottom water reply: Do not believe the landlord!The grass on the grave of the last brother who did this is already two meters long!
三个月后,楼主再次现身,并给一楼那位兄弟发了一个大红包:亲测有效!太谢谢兄弟了!感谢在2021-04-0721:00:30~2021-04-0820:54:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Hot East;
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 2 coconut teh tarik;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Along with the victory report, it was sent to the Shenwei Army barracks in Changqing County, as well as a letter from Ji Yuanhe to Su Yu.
That day Su Yu was sitting in the tent of the Chinese army, reading the letter written by Ji Yuanhe.
"Zhan Xin'an, farewell to March, I am very worried. The Shenwei army is now stationed in Pinglu, and will leave for Shanwu in the near future. As you said, the artillery is very powerful in the siege battle. The people of Beidi are terrified when they hear the news. The service will end as soon as possible. The summer is here, and I cherish it forever. The book is not exhaustive, and I will follow up with more words. Ji Yuanhe."
Su Yu's eyes fell on the owner's name at the signing place. Although the font was different, the owner's handwriting was still familiar to him. The font was long and thin, and the last stroke of the Crane character was skewed to the right.He stroked the owner's name on the letter paper, and couldn't help smiling.
At this moment, a soldier panicked and ran into the tent, shouting: "Military Master, something is wrong!"
Su Yu raised his eyes to look at him, and asked calmly, "What's the matter? Speak slowly."
The soldier took a breath and said, "Beidi has assembled an army of one hundred thousand troops, bypassing Xiliang Mountain and heading for Changqing County!"
"What?" Su Yu frowned instantly, "How is that possible?"
The people of Beidi live in groups, and the number of each tribe is very limited. Unless several tribes unite, it is impossible for them to have an army of [-].However, the various tribes in Beidi still have a competitive relationship, and they are suspicious of each other, and they seldom unite.Moreover, the Shenwei Army is now chasing the various tribes of Beidi on the grassland. If several tribes jointly marched towards Changqing County, why didn't the Shenwei Army notice any rumors?
If it wasn't for Su Chen not having met his master at this time, Su Yu would almost have thought that Bei Di had joined hands with Su Chen.
Soldier Hui reported: "My subordinates saw seven or eight different flags erected in Beidi's army, the leader being the eagle flag of the Alken tribe." He paused, then asked: "Military division, what should we do?"
"How long will it take for Beidi's army to arrive in Changqing County?" Su Yu stood up and walked to the map hanging on the side of the tent.
The soldier thought for a while and replied: "The Beidi people have reached the foot of Xiliang Mountain now. At their marching speed, they will arrive in one day at most."
Su Yu stared at the Kanyu map for a moment and said, "Send the order, and use the fastest horse to pass the news of Beidi's surprise attack on Changqing County to the general."
The soldier glanced at Su Yu, and said falteringly: "However, the general has already reached the Shanwu area. Even if we use the fastest horses, it will take a day to reach Shanwu, and the march will take longer. Even if the general Traveling day and night, it will take at least two days to get back, I am afraid that Changqing County will already..." He lowered his head after speaking, not daring to look at Su Yu again.
Su Yu frowned even tighter.Now there are only 5000 defenders in Changqing County, and many of them are wounded soldiers who have lost their ability to move. I am afraid that these [-] people will not be able to hold out for a quarter of an hour against the menacing Beidi [-] army. will fall.The Beidi people are extremely cruel. After capturing every city, they must rob every house, slaughter the people, and then set fire to the city. Any city captured by the Beidi people will eventually become a purgatory on earth.
He is not sure that he can repel Beidi's [-] army with the five thousand defenders, nor can he gamble with the lives of the people in Changqing County. When the master goes out to fight, he promised that he will protect the Yunzhong mansion for the master.
Thinking of this, Su Yu no longer hesitated: "Continuing the summons, all the soldiers who can still move will act, and send the people of Changqing County outside the city first."
The soldier looked at Su Yu hesitantly and asked, "Military Master, are we going to give up Changqing County?"
Su Yu looked at Fang with firm eyes: "Of course not, the common people can retreat, but our Shenwei Army cannot retreat."
Changqing County is the throat of Yunzhong Mansion. Once Changqing County falls, the entire Yunzhong Mansion will be at stake.If the Yunzhong Mansion is destroyed, the Beidi army can drive straight in and flatten the Central Plains.No matter what, he had to guard the Yunzhong Mansion, and he couldn't let the master's hard work over the years be ruined.
All the soldiers of the Shenwei Army who stayed in Changqing County immediately started to move, and it took a whole night to move the people of Changqing County out of the city.
In the past, Changqing County was threatened by Beidi's invasion many times. The people have long been accustomed to this situation and cooperated with the soldiers' actions very well. Only a few wealthy households refused to leave.
For the whole night, Su Yu didn't sleep a wink. He planned the route for the people to evacuate, and personally went out to persuade those rich households who didn't want to evacuate.
By dawn, 90.00% of the people in Changqing County had been transferred outside the city.
When the sky broke, Su Yu climbed up the tower, and there was a lot of yellow sand on the horizon not far away, which was the smoke and dust from Beidi's cavalry.
The soldiers on the side couldn't help saying: "Military division, they are here."
"Don't be afraid," Su Yu looked at the distant sky with a calm expression, "Fire | Spearmen, prepare to meet the enemy."
For a moment, the soldier felt the sense of security from Su Yu that only Ji Yuanhe could bring in the past. He looked at Su Yu with trusting eyes and said loudly, "Yes, military advisor!"
Su Yu turned to look at Chen Yue who was standing on the other side, and asked, "Chen Yue, are you afraid?"
Chen Yue replied immediately: "I am not afraid, the master is the benefactor of the whole family of the slave. Now the slave's mother and younger sister are still being taken care of in Shen's residence. The slave is willing to follow the master, even if he dies."
Su Yu nodded and said, "Give me the things."
"Yes."
Su Yu took the box from Chen Yue and slowly opened it. Inside the box was a firecracker, the barrel of which was much longer than the firecracker.This is a long-barreled firecracker that Su Yu asked craftsmen to try to make not long ago. With the addition of front sights and rear sights, the shooting accuracy is higher and the range is longer. However, due to technical limitations, the craftsmen tried many times, and the final product was Only this one.
When the Beidi army arrived under the tower, they found that the city gate of Changqing County was open, and there was only one person standing on the tower.
The one who led the seven tribes to attack Changqing County this time was none other than Ha Kan, an old acquaintance of the Shenwei Army and the leader of the Alken tribe.
Ha Kan also saw the man in white on the tower, he squinted his eyes, trying to see the man's face clearly, but the distance was too far, Ha Kan couldn't see anything clearly, he could only raise his voice and ask, "You are Shen Ziyu?" ?”
Su Yu looked at Ha Kan from a distance, but did not answer.
Ha Kan had already confirmed Su Yu's identity in his heart, he glared at Su Yu, and shouted: "Shen Ziyu, countless Beidi sons of mine died under your tricks, today, I will use your head to pay homage to my Beidi heroic spirit!" !"
Su Yu just looked at the bottom of the city tower expressionlessly, his gaze never fluctuating.
Seeing that Su Yu was so indifferent, Ha Kan began to hesitate in his heart.Last year, Beidi launched a total of [-] attacks on Changqing County, nine of which were launched by their Alken Department, each of which suffered heavy losses. Ha Kan still has lingering fears about Su Yu's surprise tactics.
The lieutenant-general at the side also lowered his voice and said: "Chief, this man has always been insidious and cunning. He deliberately opened the city gate at this time. I'm afraid there is a fraud in it."
Just as the two were talking, the raging wind suddenly stopped, and Su Yu immediately ordered: "Fire | Gunners, get ready!"
In an instant, countless guns were aimed at Beidi soldiers below the city tower. It turned out that Su Yu was not the only one on the city tower, but everyone else was hiding behind the city wall.
Su Yu also picked up the long-barreled gun and aimed it at Ha Kan's head.
This long-barreled firecracker is still very unstable. In previous tests, almost all long-barreled firecrackers exploded after only one shot. He only had one chance to shoot.
Su Yu aimed at Ha Kan's head, but his hand holding the firecracker trembled slightly. Before that, he had never killed anyone. In the last world, even though Chu Mingyuan tried to kill him several times, he always insisted on using suitable guns. legal means to resolve.
But at this moment, behind him is the land of Dali, the homeland of the master, the place that the master wants to protect for the rest of his life.
And his mission is to protect the master, and the master's wish is his wish.
What's more, Su Yu and Ha Kan have another grudge.In the original plot, it was Ha Kan who colluded with Su Chen to capture Ji Yuanhe, and ordered Ji Yuanhe's martial arts to be abolished, and put him in a dungeon.
Thinking of this, Su Yu no longer hesitated, and simply ignited and launched.
Beidi soldiers under the city tower only heard a loud bang, but after the explosion, it seemed like nothing happened.
Only a few confidantes next to Ha Kan realized that something was wrong. It seemed that something hot was splashed on their faces and bodies. They turned their heads slowly and found that Ha Kan was still sitting on the horse, with a huge lump in the middle of his forehead. Hollow, still spurting blood, Ha Kan still stared at his eyes, eyes full of horror.
Above the city tower, Su Yu staggered a few steps due to the recoil, his arms were so sore that he could hardly hold the firearm steadily. Seeing this, Chen Yue hurried up to support Su Yu and helped Su Yu regain his footing.
The Beidi soldiers soon discovered that their commander had lost his life inexplicably. There was a commotion in the team, and some soldiers cried out mournfully: "The leader is dead! Let's run away!"
"Fire | Guns, launch!"
Su Yu gave an order, and the Musketeers immediately started shooting.
The Beidi soldiers who took the lead fell down before they could react, and their deaths were as tragic as Hakan.Some of the horses were also frightened, and they raised their hooves one after another, throwing off the cavalrymen on their backs.In an instant, the whole team was in chaos.
At the same time, Su Yu raised the long-barreled gun again and aimed at the man who was crying bitterly while holding Ha Kan's body.
The man's name was Haber, and he was Hakan's own brother.The position of the leader of Beidi is mostly brother and brother. Now that Hakan is dead, the leader of the Alken tribe should be Hakan's younger brother Haber.
Su Yu's gun has exploded, and there is no gunpowder in the barrel. If the Beidi people still don't retreat, then he can only be captured without a fight.
Fortunately, Haber, who was downstairs, raised his head and saw the muzzle of the black gun pointing at him. He was immediately frightened and shouted: "Retreat! Retreat!"
The author has something to say: If you are interested in the pre-acceptance of the main cookie "Guidelines for the Treatment of Pheromone Allergy", you can click the column to find out~
A piece of big news has been circulating in the Seventeenth High School recently: Qin Shaoyou, the frightening alpha brother, is back!
The students were discussing with great interest the feats of this big guy's student days: the omega pheromone explosion in the whole school when he split, repelled the provocative gangster with one enemy ten, interacting with dozens of omegas at the same time, and so on.
Qin Shaoyou, who is doing some ironing in the physical education group: ...I just want to be an ordinary physical education teacher.
Teacher Jiang Yan from the opposite language group showed up to refute the rumors: I don’t know anything else, but he really didn’t cause the school’s omega pheromones to go out of control the day he split up, and I was the only victim :-)
A few years ago, Jiang Yan was admitted by a teacher-training college that only recruited betas by mistake, and barely managed to graduate by relying on his superb acting skills.
He didn't expect that his pretending career would encounter Waterloo in the first month of working——
After casually rescuing an alpha student who was splitting up in the gymnasium, Jiang Yan became allergic to the other party's pheromones.
After hiding in the bathroom with a red face and injecting himself with an inhibitor, Jiang Yan was ridiculed by this straight steel male student: Teacher, your face looks like a pig's head, hahahaha.
What's even more suffocating is that four years later, the alpha student who made him almost fail to pretend to be b returned and became his colleague.
In order to rectify the school spirit and discipline, and strictly crack down on the problem of puppy love, the [-]th Middle School set up a special investigation team to patrol the places where puppy love frequently occurs, such as lover's slope and grove. right.
However, the director of the Moral Education Department squatted in the grove for three days and three nights, and only found two disheveled teachers.
The director of the moral education department roared: Mr. Qin!Teacher Jiang!Please pay attention to the impact!
Edible guide: abo, main attack, logical death cookie.
Demining: the next year, Gong is 22 years old, and Shou is 26 years old.
[Highlight] Gongshou has no teacher-student relationship.
【Small Theater 1】
The members of the track and field team of No. [-] Middle School found that the coach, Mr. Qin, would disappear for an hour a day.
Then they found Mr. Qin in the form of Wangfushi under the window of Class [-] ([-]) of high school.
Teacher Jiang in the window held a volume of books in his hand and read aloud: "Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win the countless people in the world." Teacher Qin outside the window showed a look of infatuation.
The members of the track and field team were about to comfort Teacher Qin who was suspected of unrequited love. When the get out of class bell rang, Teacher Jiang walked out of the classroom and handed his thermos cup to Teacher Qin. .”
Track and field team member: Excuse me, it turns out that the clown is us.
【Small Theater 2】
Such a post appeared on the homepage of a well-known AO forum: Help!How can my wife be allergic to my pheromones?
First floor: To fight poison with poison, just kiss more.
The landlord replied: Okay, thank you brother, I will try it!
Bottom water reply: Do not believe the landlord!The grass on the grave of the last brother who did this is already two meters long!
三个月后,楼主再次现身,并给一楼那位兄弟发了一个大红包:亲测有效!太谢谢兄弟了!感谢在2021-04-0721:00:30~2021-04-0820:54:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Hot East;
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 2 coconut teh tarik;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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