Kick off the scum, change a wife

After the four groups were made public, Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat became popular, and each group is gearing up to win.

Chen Chen: "We are going to start a three-elimination game now, and the winner will have the first choice, and so on. So, teachers, what kind of image do you want to climb the mountain with? You have to work hard later!"

Kang Lu raised her hand domineeringly, "What game!"

Chen Chen made a fool of himself, "We invite legal couples here, so our game must have something to do with this."

Everyone's eyes became wrong, a little unserious, secretly poking.

Yu Xici became nervous, he and brother Xuyan were fake, when he turned his head, he met Wen Xuyan without any warning.

He was startled.

Wen Xuyan didn't feel the embarrassment of being caught at all, and calmly withdrew his gaze.

Yu Xici's heart beat like a drum, was brother Xuyan looking at him just now?

"Ho Ho Ho~" Kang Lu squeezed her eyes and smiled strangely, "Can this kind of game be played?" Her husband Han Bo shook his head dotingly.

Mu Fanxing was excited when he heard this, and immediately came to life, "Say it, say it, we must win this time!"

Chen Chen: "Then let's start the first game, with one voice!"

Mu Fanxing, who was full of anticipation for the Eighteenth Ban, rolled his eyes, "That's it?"

When Chen Chen explained to them the meaning that this game can embody, Wen Xuyan tilted his head close to Yu Xici, "Answer in the order of 1, 2, 1, 2."

Yu Xici secretly gave Wen Xuyan a thumbs up, "I give you a thumbs up."

Wen Xuyan looked at his thumbs up, his nails were neatly trimmed, and his fingertips were shiny and pink, and he also raised his own thumbs and imprinted them on it, saying with a smile, "I'll stamp you."

Yu Xici, who was stamped, began to have pink bubbles all over her body.

The two of them are doing small tricks here quietly, like a young couple in love with only each other in the world, some of the staff members are so sweet that their teeth are crushed, and some are bubbling with sourness, such as Liang Du.

Gritting her teeth angrily, she turned her eyes to the man squatting on the ground covering her tightly at the end, and she could only rely on him.

Chen Chen finished explaining, "Let's officially start the first round of the game. The order will be according to the order of last night's property. The first group invites our Fan Xing and Xia Chen."

Mu Fanxing walked out like a peacock with its tail spread, and gracefully saluted the prince in all directions.

Wen Xuyan just listened to Yu Xici, "Tsk tsk, you can really make a sound." Looking at his pouting mouth, he really wanted to touch it, his lips are also very full, and the touch will definitely not be bad.

The game has officially started, and everyone is focused.

Chen Chen held the card, "Question 1, did you kiss last night? No kiss?"

Immediately, it seemed that I came to the field in summer, and I heard the sound of "wow~". The style of this question was the same as that of the live broadcast, so explosive.

"Dear."

"Dear."

The two spoke in unison and then looked at each other. Mu Fanxing hugged Xia Chen directly, and kissed Xia Chen again in front of everyone.

The atmosphere suddenly heated up. As an old man of a certain age, Han Bo became the shyest contestant in the audience. Kang Lu excitedly grabbed his arm and jumped up, "Look! Look!"

Yu Xici was a little nervous, he didn't expect the question to be so bold.

Soon the three questions ended, and Mu Fanxing and the others succeeded in putting a lot of pressure on the other groups.

Chen Chen: "Next, let's invite President Wen to resign!"

Wen Xuyan rubbed Yu Xici's head, "Don't be nervous."

The two walked to the middle of the yard. Chen Chen looked at the card and laughed, "Hey, I'm a bit embarrassed to ask this question."

He glanced at the two gloatingly, "Let's start, question 1, did you do it last night? Didn't you do it?"

Wen Xuyan frowned slightly, this show could really be broadcast: "I did."

Yu Xici's eyes are about to pop out, what are you doing?Brother Xuyan just said how did you answer?Oh oh, I remembered: "I did..."

When the two answered together, the entire yard exploded, and "Wow" sounded one after another. It was a large-scale human rent-back scene, and even the staff lost control.

Kang Lu ran around several times while laughing, Sun Jiajia was too embarrassed to look at them, but the men smiled meaningfully.

Chen Chen also stomped his feet twice, exaggerating "Wow~".

Of course, the sorrows and joys of human beings don't make sense, and the confident boss still stands there calmly, but the little tomato next to him seems to have been stir-fried, and the red soup is about to overflow.

After Chen Chen calmed down, he started to ask the second question, "Ready, less than 10 minutes? More than 10 minutes?"

"above."

"Up, up, up."

Yu Xici stammered and almost bit his tongue, Wen Xuyan glanced at him, suddenly curious about how a shy person like him would be if he did some adult things in the future?He should cry, but he looks good when he cries.

The atmosphere continued to rise, and everyone looked at Wen Xuyan with a look of "you are amazing, young man".

Chen Chen even made a concluding statement, "The boss is the boss, amazing! Excellent! A role model for my generation!"

The flattery was perfect, Wen Xuyan smiled and said nothing.

Chen Chen: "Okay, next is the last question, more than 18 centimeters? Less than 18 centimeters?"

The question simply broke through the lower limit, and Kang Lu was about to jump into the sky like a monkey jumping into the sky. Adults like to watch this.

"above."

"above."

Chen Chen waved his hand excitedly, "Beautiful! Perfect success!"

Wen Xuyan felt hot eyes falling on his waist, and it was rare that he would feel a little embarrassed.

But no one could see that our overlord was in distress, except our little tomato, who suddenly came to him to block all eyes from looking at him, and grabbed Wen Xuyan's arm, "Brother Xuyan, we succeeded."

The smile is sweet, and the little tiger teeth are charming.

The two retreated back. Afterwards, Kang Lu's group also succeeded. Sun Jiajia's group made a mistake and became the last one. Zhao Yi was not very happy, and reprimanded Sun Jiajia. I am deaf.

Chen Chen: "Now we have the second match, that is - I hear your voice."

As a variety show veteran, Mu Fanxing guessed it right away, "Which game do you wear headphones?"

Chen Chen clicked him, "That's right, according to the rules of the competition, one person in each group wears earphones, and the other person says the word on the sign. If the person wearing the earphones answers the question, it is considered a success. This time we will do it the other way around. Let's start with Sister Lu and you guys." start."

This game was quite difficult for Chen Lu and his wife. At their age, let alone wearing earphones, sometimes they couldn't hear clearly without earphones. In the end, they only answered one question correctly within the specified time.

Chen Lu was screaming out of lack of oxygen, and staggered back, "They don't need to play anymore, we're sure to lose."

Han Bo supported the person with one hand, and with the help of Sun Jiajia, he opened the thermos and poured a cup of hot water for Chen Lu.

Went to the group of Wen and Yu.

Since Wen Xuyan was wearing earphones, Yu Xici said that it was his request. He really couldn't imagine Wen Xuyan shouting hysterically. He had to protect the image of Brother Xuyan.

The game started, and it took only 2 minutes in total. Yu Xici took a quick look at the board, followed the method Wen Xuyan taught him before the game, slowly, making sure that the mouth shape of each word is in place, and read it out bit by bit, " Wen Xuyan."

Wen Xuyan stared at his lips with deep eyes, then opened his mouth, "Wen Xuyan."

Yu Xici waved excitedly, urging the staff to turn over the sign quickly.

Yu Xici said, "Mountain of Addicted Moon."

Wen Xuyan: "Yu Xici."

The others smiled, Mr. Ba is not playing games with his eyes and ears, but reasoning with his head.

Yu Xici's almond-shaped eyes stared round, and he read the words in a correct voice, "Jiangyue Mountain."

Wen Xuyan squinted his eyes and his mind was running fast. First of all, the mouth shape was sure to be three words. The questions in the previous group were all related to this show.

The first question is him. Now this question is either Yu Xici or three words. I rubbed my fingers, "Jianyue Mountain."

Yu Xici jumped up and down excitedly, but was stunned when he saw the new words on the board.

The three words are very clear in black and white.

He licked his lower lip, and turned his gaze to Wen Xuyan. The other party was looking at him. It was something he could not have imagined before allowing the other party to focus on him.

But everything is different now, but this is only brought about by the contract. He seems to be floating on a cloud of seven colors, feeling that he can't hold on to it or stand firmly.

Maybe there is only this chance in this life, he can say these words, and even under the attention of many people, no one will ridicule him, because he is qualified to say these three words reasonably.

The hand hanging by his leg was tightly clutching the down jacket, and the ring on his ring finger carried the coldness of winter, making him awake and crazy.

"I love you."

Eyes full of affection, gentle smile, I love you brother Xuyan, forever.

The noisy surroundings instantly quieted down, and even the best audience, Kang Lu, was infected by Yu Xici and calmed down.

Wen Xuyan's eyelashes were slightly pressed, and his expression was different from when he was playing the game before.

In Yu Xici's ears, only the sound of his own heartbeat is left, and this may be the only time in his life that he can hear Brother Xuyan say these words to himself.

He prayed that brother Xuyan must guess correctly, even if it was just a game.

Wen Xuyan looked at the person with nervous anticipation, and he knew it in his heart. He could tell when Yu Xici said it. Considering his character, he should never say these three words to anyone in his life. .

But now it's the game and they need to win.

"I love you."

The gentle voice endowed these three words with an even more touching charm. Many people were moved and intoxicated holding their faces and covering their mouths.

The corners of Yu Xici's mouth twitched twice, and then he put on his hat suddenly, his face that was not that big was even smaller.

"Yo~ I'm so shy~" Kang Lu joked with a smile. As she gets older, she loves to see such sweet couples.

Yu Xici wiped away his tears and continued with the next word by lifting his hat.

After their group ended, their grades were still good. Wen Xuyan returned to Yu Xici, looked at the person hiding himself in the hat, and suddenly asked, "What do you think is the most beautiful confession in the world?"

Yu Xici was still immersed in emotion, and thought about this question, "Tell the other party firmly what you think, what you say is not important, what matters is your heart, which is firmness."

Wen Xuyan nodded, "I think company in action is worth a thousand words."

Yu Xici's head suddenly thumped, as if awakened, but...

He hesitated, sprained his feet, and finally couldn't hold back, "But what if the other party can't see it?"

Wen Xuyan chuckled, "In this world, there are no feelings that cannot be seen, only feelings that you don't want to admit."

The second part of the competition ended, and Chen Lu's group was eliminated.

The final duel was with Mu Fanxing and the others. The two groups looked at each other. The gunpowder had already been ignited before the match started.

Chen Chen: "The last game is kissing and passing flowers."

This name is not very serious at first glance, the staff brought it up to the table, and everyone came over.

Chen Chen continued to talk about the rules of the game, "One person is responsible for picking up the flowers, and the other person is responsible for catching them with their mouths. If they are put into the basket here, it will be considered a success. It will count for 3 minutes, and the one with the most flowers will win."

Yu Xici picked up a rose with fresh drops of water on it. One person with a short flower branch would not be enough to bite it down. If another person picks it up, his lips will definitely touch it, unless he goes to the other side to bite. flowers.

Chen Chen: "You are not allowed to bite the beautiful flowers, only the flower branches."

Yu Xici: Fireworks explode in his head, is he going to kiss Brother Xuyan?

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The end of my main attack: Turn the beautiful scumbag into my wife (more than 30 words)

He Zeyu approached Lu Xianwei with a mission, and it happened that Lu Xianwei fell in love with him at first sight.

The two were just one step away from thunder and fire, and He Zeyu, who was ready to go, was kicked down by Lu Xianwei.

Lu Xianwei: "You are Gong too! You actually want to sleep with me! You want to die!"

The two hit each other from the bed to the ground and formed a bond since then. The second time they met, the two fought from the restaurant to the bureau, and the third time they met kissing each other was caught by Lu Xianwei's father on the spot.

Lu Weiwei came out of the closet by accident, and was finally picked up by the culprit, He Zeyu.

Later, He Zeyu went bankrupt and sent Lu Weiwei to an entertainment company, and became a god with a song!

And all of Lu Xianwei's songs are written by one person, and he has a magical name - Roller.

Onslaught meets scumbag, who is o? This is a question?

He Zeyu: Why are you kicking me?

Lu Weiwei: One more comparison

He Zeyu: Why?

Lu Weiwei: For the last time, I don't believe that I will keep losing!

He Zeyu: You lost in the competition of physical strength, you lost in the competition of technology, you lost in the competition of size, and you also lost in the competition of length. Accept your fate.

Lu Weiwei: The last billion times!

He Zeyu: If you were cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes, and tidying up the room, I promise you to compete again.

Lu Weiwei: No, I resigned to my fate.

Reading reminder: Gong and Shou are both experienced adults, who mind being cautious and more everyday. He Zeyu is Gong.

Love each other, there is no such thing as licking.

感谢在2022-03-0615:19:36~2022-03-0714:36:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Weiliang; 1 bottle of Tangtang;