I'll do it, I'll win

Today is Qi Bei's birthday, he was woken up by He Jiaxu's series of calls early in the morning, and his phone rang again, his eyes were heavy and he didn't want to open them, so he quickly dismissed the call.He stuffed the mobile phone into the pillow case, and then hid the mobile phone under the bed again. This action was so fast and ruthless that Yu Tian couldn't help feeling sad that he must have done this kind of thing many times before.

Yu Tian clutched the quilt sleepily, a force he couldn't resist dragged the quilt away, his legs were cold and he hugged his knee slightly.Maybe it was because He Jiaxu switched to his mobile phone when he couldn't get through the call, and his drowsiness dissipated a lot in an instant. After he connected the phone, He Jiaxu couldn't hold his breath and finished speaking without interruption. It was mentioned in the throat, "Don't make trouble!"

He Jiaxu on the phone was silent for a while, gritted his teeth and cursed at him for not answering his calls since he woke up early, what a beast.He informed Yu Tian of today's itinerary, paused and said, "I'll give you 3 minutes, and I'll surprise you with a live broadcast!"

Yu Tian's brain crashed, and he sat on the bed with his feet touching the bottom, and soon there was a burst of warmth in his abdomen, and it was his boyfriend who hugged him.He didn't refute the so-called surprise attack, hung up the phone and said calmly: "Wash in 3 minutes, Lao He is going to break the door."

Can it be considered a surprise attack?

Hearing this, Qi Bei frowned unhappily, and washed his teeth as fast as possible. In the mirror, he and Yu Tian were brushing their teeth together. His mouth was full of toothpaste foam. It may be that the brushing time was the same after staying for a long time, and he spat out the foam after rinsing his mouth.He spoke in silence: "Honey, is it okay tonight?"

Yu Tian knew what his boyfriend was thinking about, so he agreed because of his birthday.

There was a beep outside the door, and the footsteps were a bit too much, so Qi Bei couldn't guess how many people were there. He smiled and lay down on the bed, posing in the most coquettish pose.What came into his eyes was He Jiaxu, who was holding a mobile phone live broadcast, and Grandma Hui, who was like a little monkey. He Jiaxu didn't raise his eyes, but saw Qi Bei who was full of vigor in the live broadcast room, and blurted out a dirty word.

Before changing the bathrobe, he pretended to untie the belt around his waist. He Jiaxu subconsciously stepped back a few steps and recited the Great Compassion Mantra. Shu Yi, who was covered by grandma's ashes, lit up her big eyes, and her face was full of impatience.As if Shu Yi didn't want to miss his father's beautiful figure, he kept staring at the belt, and Qi Bei tightened the belt with a trace of coolness on his back.

Bai Xin was the last to come in, wondering why everyone was so quiet all of a sudden, when he caught a glimpse of a captain with a low face, because everyone was taller than him, blocking his sight, he stood on tiptoe and took a look. A high-pitched voice was startled at a glance: "Fuck! Qi Bei, are you selling it?" Just after he finished speaking, his eyes were dark, and his eyelids were stained with a familiar smell, and he said in his ear: "See no evil."

The live broadcast room could no longer be calm, and the screen full of assistants proved that Qi Bei's actions were amazing.

The captain knocked away He Jiaxu who was blocking the front, threw a pair of pants on the bed, and blocked the camera with his back.Under everyone's gaze, Qi Bei put on his pants slowly, took Yu Tian's hand and landed on his lap, the camera came back to light and screamed again.

Shu Yi suddenly smiled evilly, and he crawled onto the bed to create the image of a family of three. After lying down for a few steps, he suddenly couldn't move.He lay down in front of his parents, "Dad, bah, Qi, bah, dear dad and mom, let's smile at the camera! Our family of three will live happily ever after! You and he... "

Because his feet were not in the mirror, he was quickly dragged away. He kicked his legs and struggled: "Fuck! Are you fucking enough? Jin-Yuan--! Fuck your grandma, let go! I haven't touched your father yet Where are my dad's abs!"

Jin Yuan didn't care about Shu Yi's struggle, and successfully moved Shu Yi to the ground with his own strength. He nodded to Qi Bei: "You're welcome, brother, it's easy to do. I wish you a happy birthday and have more money every year!"

"..." Qi Bei laughed and said, "Niannianyu doesn't work for me, you'd better talk to Cheng Zhan."

The two old friends knew that Cheng Zhan liked to eat fish so much that it was almost crazy, and the WeChat group chat was also affected by the photo of Cheng Zhan eating fish. Qi Bei felt that he didn't want to eat fish for the time being.I still remember that when I was in high school, I often went to Cheng Zhan's house as a guest. In the evening, Gao Yan would cook the fish. He and Xia Yang ate for a month and didn't go to Cheng Zhan's house very often.He later found out that Gao Yan did it on purpose, and wanted them to stay away from Cheng Zhan.

It was only after I met the captain that I realized that some things are really addictive once you eat them, such as eating Yutian.

The live broadcast couldn't be continued. He Jiaxu was so aggrieved and annoyed that he couldn't speak. Bai Xin was very witty and pressed the word to end the live broadcast, "Happy birthday, brother Qi, I don't know something..."

"Then don't talk about it." Qi Bei quickly said: "Are you waiting for me to kick you out?"

"Father, daddy!" Shu Sihuo returned to the bed, "Let me touch your abs! I don't have abs, quick, let me touch them!"

The belt was released from Shu Sihuo's clutches, and he directly sighed that it was unexpected, so unexpected!He groped Qi Bei's abdominal muscles with a wicked smile, "It's my father! Wow, not only do you have abdominal muscles, but also vest lines??? Dad, how do you exercise?"

Qi Bei instinctively grabbed Shu Yi's hand and closed his eyes, and asked the captain to dress himself up, "Son, Jin Yuan also has abdominal muscles, you can sleep by touching them every day~ Xiao Yuan Yuan, what is your expression? Back then That’s not how I touched your abdominal muscles~ People will change when they grow up~”

Shu Yi shuddered and said: "Forget it, I have a natural disagreement with him! I'm either being threatened to be quiet or being 'rolled with a suitcase'! I just talked a little too much , why bother? We will be teammates in the future, why bother?"

Jin Yuan said: "You are making noise in my ears."

"..."

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A domestic team was invited to the birthday party. He Jiaxu finally found a hot pot restaurant hidden in an alley, and hurriedly called to make an appointment. Unexpectedly, the business was very deserted.Thais are not very good at eating spicy food, so hot pot restaurants are naturally deserted.

Jin Yuan found an excuse to smoke outside, spit out a mouthful of cigarettes and squatted in a corner, his back leaning against the wall with a vicissitudes of life, the smoke was filtered from his mouth to his lungs and spit out again, the more he smoked, the more he missed the person he couldn't let go of .He thought that the people he couldn't let go of would miss him. He fell in love with eating fish again, and Gao Yan came back again.

At the end of the month, the loneliness and depression were reflected in the shadow, and when the smoke burned out, someone said to him: "You still can't let go of Xiao Zhanzhan? Jin Yuan, he is indeed back, so let's forget about it as soon as possible."

With bitterness in the corner of his mouth, he shook his head and said, "How can it be so easy? In order to avoid them, I came to play e-sports to participate in the youth training, but you came again." Is it so easy to forget someone, he couldn't help touching After the second cigarette was smoked, a thin figure from behind broke into his eyes, and he couldn't help following with a tremor in his heart.

So similar, who is so similar to Cheng Zhan?

Qi Bei took everything into his eyes and returned to the box with an expression of seeing through everything.

The lights in the toilets are a bit old, and the lights have turned dark yellow. Fortunately, the inside is clean and has no peculiar smell. He has let the alcohol occupy his brain, and kicks open the door of each toilet. The zipper seems to be against him and gets stuck in his underwear. He was so angry that he took off his pants, the buttons came loose and fell to the ground.

After Shu Yi was released, he felt a lot more relaxed, but his feet suddenly fell to the ground with no energy. His small round buttocks were very cold, and he rolled on the ground because he was drunk and irrational.

Jin Yuan went into the toilet and saw this scene was very disappointed, how could he think that Cheng Zhan's back was so similar to Shu Yi, he must have misread it.He wanted to just leave and leave Shu Yi, but Shu Yi was crying because his pants couldn't be pulled up. The way he was crying was different from being irritable.

He was taken aback for a moment and said, "Good man, let's do it to the end."He kicked Shu Yi who was on the ground, his eyes dodged and couldn't find a fixed point, "Shu Yi, put on your pants, don't be crazy about drinking, can you get drunk like this after just one drink?"

Shu Yi has never drank alcohol because he loves milk tea, and he doesn't know how much he can drink, so he will drink it when it is poured for him.

"Your uncle, come and help me put on my pants! I can't twist my pants anymore!" Shu Yi smelled the smell of smoke brought by Jinyuan and repelled coughing: "I don't smoke second-hand smoke! Jinyuan, what the hell are you doing in a daze? Wait until my ass catches a cold?"

The veins on the back of Jinyuan's hands were obvious, and his voice became very low after smoking too much cigarettes: "Don't move around, stand up." He helped Shu Yi pull up his trousers, only to find that there were no buttons. Shu Yi's waist is very thin, no buttons for sure He would fall, and he didn't want others to look at him strangely, so he hugged Shu Yi sideways.

There is no excess fat on the slender waist, and his eyes are much deeper when he thinks about it.

After returning to the hotel, Jinyuan threw Shu Yi into the bathtub, intending to wake Shu Yi up with cold water, but gradually the bathroom was not cooled by the cold water, but warmed up.Shu Yi's upper body was already drenched, and there were faintly protruding red beans printed on it, and quiet drops of water hung on his eyelashes, which were slightly swept away by his fingertips.

Jin Yuan's lips were tightly pursed into a black line, the shower sprayed all over Shu Yi's body, he took off the unpleasant trousers, and his jacket was so long that it covered important parts.The shower was aimed at a certain place, the clothes became very transparent, and he cursed silently.

Cold, very cold, bitingly cold.

Shu Yi's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes still unconsciously. His big, well-behaved eyes were staring at Jin Yuan intently. Jin Yuan held the shower head towards him and showed a pitiful expression. He rested his hands on the edge of the bathtub, His legs were already soaked in the water, he chuckled: "Abs, Jinyuan, you have abs too, right? Let me see! Come on, let me see!"

He was dissatisfied with Jin Yuan's retreat, so he could only move forward proactively, bent over and pulled his shirt, and then loved his abs: "Sure enough, your abs are so hard! They are harder than my father, and I want abs too." Muscles, but why don't I have abs?"

He was already crying, talking to himself, "I don't want you to be reconciled! You have abs and don't give them to me! You still hate me, keep fighting me! Why are you so bad! I still have to risk being suffocated alive!" The life of death is quiet, I just can't calm down! Why should I be the first to show weakness!"

Jin Yuan let out a soft 'wow', "I can't guarantee that you won't commit suicide by jumping off a building tomorrow if you keep crying. Quiet!"

He reprimanded Shu Yi, who was crying so hard that his white shirt was tightly pressed against his undulating chest and unreserved legs. He gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you crying louder? If you cry again, I will kill you immediately." .”

Hearing this, Shu Yi cried even louder.

The author has something to say: Baby Shu Sihuo's emotional line is more bloody~