Binh Duong Order

Mu Xiaohou Yepi.

Peter's entire palace recognized that Young Master Mu was the most annoying master.

Today I feed the rabbits with the white jade bowl bestowed by the empress, and tomorrow I encourage the prince and princess to pour laxatives into the teacher's tea.

The most outrageous thing is that the deer that the emperor has raised for three years is actually skinned and deboned, roasted, and brought to the emperor to ask for credit and reward. How about letting the emperor taste his handicraft?

The eunuch who was serving at the side was almost scared to death.

Obediently, you must know that the emperor treasures this deer.

Concubine Xian's cat accidentally scratched this deer last time, and it hasn't seen any blood or hair yet, so the cat was thrown to death.

Incidentally, the concubine Xian was also banned for half a year, and up to now, the emperor still doesn't want to see her.

It's good for Xiaohou Mu, he just roasted the deer without saying a word, and then used it to add supper to the emperor?

I have seen someone courting death, but I have never seen someone who put a knife on his neck and let others chop him off.

But Lord Mu Xiaohou did not die after all.

The emperor was quite happy when he ate the venison, but when he knew that it was the one he raised, his face turned dark. Looking at the half-eaten venison in his hand, his mood was complicated.

In the end, he scolded Lord Mu Xiaohou and punished him for copying the "Book of Rites", and the matter was over.

Concubine Xian found out about this, she cried to death in her own palace that night, and alarmed the imperial doctor twice.

As for Lord Mu Xiaohou?

Remember to eat but not beat the master.

He also cursed a few words and slapped a few times while copying the book. After copying the book, he still rode his horse and whipped his horse on the road to death.

How did little Hou Ye Mu grow up so safely?

People who have met Xiaohou Mu counted up in private, and they all feel that——

Probably because Lord Mu Xiaohou is good-looking.

Mu Xiaohou's mother was a famous beauty in Ling'an City during her lifetime, and her father was also the famous jade-faced general in Dajing.

The little marquis has even inherited the good looks of the two of them to such an extent that he is a perfect one.

And the young master is not only good-looking, he also knows that he is good-looking.

When I was a child, I was as pink and white as a rice cake, and I knew how to act coquettishly and cutely in exchange for food.

It's even more serious when you grow up. The old mothers and maids in the palace, even the guards and eunuchs, Lord Mu Xiaohou can flirt with you when you have nothing to do.

When he was 16 years old, the emperor felt that it was not an option to keep Lord Mu Xiaohou in the palace all the time. He thought that as a man, he should learn to be independent, so he gave him the residence of Lord Marquis and let him Come out and set up your own portal.

Well, this good guy, Mu Xiaohou has a wider range of people to chat with and kill.

It's just like——"The sea is wide and the fish can leap, the sky is high and I can fly."

There was no one above who could hold down the young master, and the young master Mu went directly from being the most annoying master in the entire palace to the most annoying master in the entire Ling'an City.

But we also said earlier that the young master was born very well, and he looks good everywhere.

Especially a pair of eyes, the eyes are long and big but not exaggerated, the folds of the double eyelids are exceptionally clear, the eyelashes are long and upward, and there are many. is more than enough.

The corners of the young master's eyes drooped slightly, and when he looked at people with lowered eyebrows, he could break people's hearts, so why would he want to punish him?

It's not cute. Little Hou Ye is not cute.

It is innocent, that is, it has nothing to do with him, but you blame him for being innocent.

So every time Lord Mu Xiaohou poked a basket outside the palace and was called into the palace for training, he would use this trick.

There is no refurbishment at all, but it can be tried and tested.

The emperor is very troubled by this, but there is no way, who made the eyes of the young master look so much like his mother, his own sister?

And when the punishment escaped, the young master was still the most annoying master in Ling'an.

So in the beginning, Young Master Gu didn't go for Zhao Yi but for Young Master Mu. There was no way, because Young Master Mu was more famous than Zhao Yi.

And it's different from Zhao Yi, who thinks that "I'm invincible in the world".

Lord Mu Xiaohou is truly invincible.

First of all, Young Master Mu himself has a title, so he has already crushed all the dudes in Ling'an City.

The other dandies rely on Lao Tzu, while Lord Mu Xiaohou relies on himself.

This is already unmatched by others.

What's more, the backer behind him is Dajing's boss, and that boss is still partial to him, so Lord Mu Xiaohou is basically a crab in Ling'an City.

The person Gu Cheng wanted to kill at the beginning was actually Lord Mu Xiaohou.

He also made a little calculation, cutting off Lord Mu Xiaohou is equivalent to offending the emperor, which is basically hopeless. From this point of view, Lord Mu Xiaohou is indeed a good target.

But Gu Cheng followed Lord Mu Xiaohou less than seven days before giving up.

why?

Because Gucheng found out that although everyone in Ling'an City disliked Lord Mu Xiaohou, everyone actually cared about him.

Early in the morning, I took a group of servants to the noodle stall of Widow Song's house in the west of the city, and ate a bowl of mutton noodles, which was a good start for Widow Song's business.

Widow Song’s husband was fond of gambling, and was beaten to death half a year ago when he was cheating. Widow Song took care of her three and a half children, helping her husband pay off his gambling debts while asking for life.

Last time, Lord Mu Xiaohou was carried for a walk. When passing by, he ate a bowl of mutton noodles and thought it was good. He said that he would come here to eat noodles every day.

When Lord Mu Xiaohou wanted to come to eat noodles, the hooligans no longer dared to come here to find trouble, for fear that when one was unlucky and met this ancestor, he would be unhappy and take his own head.

After eating the noodles and not being full, a group of people went to Mr. Liu's house in the south of the city to buy sesame seed cakes. Mr. Liu's son died when he was seven years old. His wife became blind because of the root cause of the disease during childbirth. Shuangyan, now the couple live off Mr. Liu's biscuit stand.

Master Mu was a trickster. He bought a bag of biscuits, broke off each one and tasted two mouthfuls. He said it was not delicious, so he asked his servants to take it, and after paying the money, he was carried for a walk.

Then he turned into the "House of the God of Wealth", frowned and threw the sesame seed cakes to the helpless orphans inside, saying it was a reward for them.

Sometimes I frown and dislike them for being too stinky, so I set up a bathhouse, drive them in a bunch, and let them wash and change into new clothes to go back, otherwise it will be very annoying.

At that time, the reason why Gucheng could find such a good place to kill people was from here.

According to Mu Xiaohou's itinerary in the morning - Gu Cheng thinks Mu Xiaohou is not bad.

Then in the afternoon, Lord Mu Xiaohou plunged into the brothel casino.

From time to time, he would grab people's hair and throw them on the street to beat them up. Before leaving, he would make up some feet. He would be happy only when he saw blood, and he would like to take off people's arms and legs when he was unhappy.

Occasionally, when I want to exercise, I ride a horse and run wildly in Ling'an City.

It doesn't matter what pedestrians and vendors on the road, no matter what is broken, they are all paid for. If anyone complains, he likes to beat others with a whip. Those who are good will simply not give any money, threaten others with a knife, and ask them for money.

The whole person is very sturdy.

Gu Cheng who witnessed this: "..."

Forget it, no one is perfect, merits and demerits equalize, Mu Xiaohou is probably not bad.

Then Young Master Gu gave up on beating Young Master Mu, and went on to behead Zhao Yi.

Now Gu Cheng looked at Mu Fanchen, who was constantly scratching his head and looking for a pose in front of him, and couldn't help but start to doubt, didn't he choose the right one?

"Tsk!" Little Houye Mu still couldn't find a suitable posture for him, he flung his sleeves and slumped on the chair carelessly: "What the hell? This Houye looks so good-looking, even standing there is amazing , what pose do you want?"

While talking, he did not know where to take out a mirror, and while looking at it, he said: "Look at the exquisite and beautiful face of Master Ben, it is simply a hidden gem that everyone wants to have."

"..." Gu Cheng began to regret that he hadn't beheaded him back then. There used to be some rumors in Ling'an City, saying that Lord Mu Xiaohou was stimulated by seeing his parents die with his own eyes, which probably caused some brain problems. Well, my brain is really not working well.

Also, the legacy of the sea is not used in this way.

"Hey, brother." Young Master Mu stood up from his chair and walked a few steps closer to Gucheng and exclaimed, "Hey, brother, you are so tall. What did you eat to grow so tall? It's amazing."

Young Master Mu is not short, at least the kind that can show his head in a crowd, but Gu Cheng is taller, more than half a head taller than Young Master Mu.

"If your surname is Gu, bro, are you from the bank?" Little Hou Mu walked around Gucheng and looked it up a few times, nodded in satisfaction and said, "Not bad, not bad, you are so tall. If we walk together, no matter what happens to us, we can push each other over in terms of aura first, and Lord Ben is very satisfied." After speaking, he did not forget to pat Gu Cheng on the shoulder.

Gu Cheng was dissatisfied, the people in Ling'an City were right, Mu Fanchen was really annoying, they talked a lot, it was all nonsense.

Gu Cheng didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, so he found a chair and sat down: "Where are the others?"

Mr. Gu's letter stated that there would be five of them going together, apart from Ye Shulin and Mu Fanchen whom he already knew, there should be two more.

"Oh, there are two who haven't come yet." Young Master Mu sat down, put his feet on the chair, slumped on the chair next to Gucheng and ate grapes, and said, "The other one has gone to the latrine."

Speaking of this, the young master became excited, and said to Gu Cheng with bright eyes: "Brother, let me tell you, that person, the one who went to the latrine, is a god, you know? Tsk tsk tsk, that looks—— Absolutely, although he is not as good-looking as I am, but he puts out that fairy energy there, and it goes straight out, it is really not comparable to us mortals, but do you think this fairy will also go to the latrine?"

immortal?Well, Gu Cheng knows who it is, and Gu Cheng thinks that Ye Shulin is not really anxious, but has been annoyed by Mu Fanchen, so he found an excuse to go out to find Qing Jing, because now he also wants to "go to the latrine".

Seeing that Mu Fanchen didn't intend to let him take the conversation, Gu Cheng kept talking about himself, and Gu Cheng interjected: "That fairy can not only go to the latrine, but also eat and sleep, how about it? Surprised, aren't you?" There was a bit of teasing in these words, Gu Cheng was just talking for fun, but he didn't expect that Master Mu really listened to it.

"Really." Young Lord Mu touched his chin: "Then it seems that this god is no different from us mortals."

"..." Gu Cheng: "Wake up, he is not a god."

The two were talking about the fairy, and the fairy opened the door and came in.

Ye Shulin was dressed in white today. When he came in, there was wind, and the wind gently lifted his forehead hair, which moved slightly. Get away from the hustle and bustle.

Gu Cheng looked calm, but he was very happy to see him here, firstly because he knew him, and secondly because he finally came and he was able to get rid of Mu Fanchen.

What Gu Cheng said just now was in a low voice, so Young Master Mu didn't hear it, so he leaned his head over: "What? What did you say?"

"Nothing." Forget it if you didn't hear it.

Young Master Gu guessed right, Ye Shulin did go outside to seek peace, he also saw a newcomer, waited outside for a while, and came in when he felt that it was almost time.

Ye Shulin greeted with a smile: "I'm next to Ye Shulin, I don't know if your Excellency is..."

"Gu Cheng." Gu Cheng returned the salute and bowed.

"Oh, it turns out that your Excellency is the young master of □□ Bank. I'm sorry. I'm Ye Shulin, from the Four Seas Escort Bureau. Please take care of me in the future." It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s a great credit if it’s done well, the young master of the Gu family has a murder case, how could the Gu family give up, such a good opportunity for Gu Cheng to atone for his crimes.

"Look, look." Young Master Mu leaned closer to Gucheng and said, "You see what I said is right, am I a fairy?"

"Well, indeed." Seeing this courteous demeanor and gentle demeanor, it really looks the same, he is a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world.

After the three people greeted each other, they took their seats, and then the scene was very strange.

Gu Cheng didn't want to talk and kept his eyes closed all the time.

Gu Cheng closed his eyes, and it was not easy for Master Mu to come up, so Master Mu went to talk to Ye Shulin.

Ye Shulin didn't want to talk to the young master, but he had to be superficially thoughtful, and Ye Shulin and Mu Xiaohou were not familiar with each other when they first met, and Mu Xiaohou was "famous".

Ye Shulin could only pretend to be very interested, which caused the young master Mu to speak more and more vigorously.

Ye Shulin was so annoyed that his brain was buzzing, and he began to regret that he had come in early.

So when someone opened the door and came in, Ye Shulin felt that he saw a savior.