The Devil's Golden Partner

Mammon opened his eyes and felt something heavy on his chest. He looked down and saw a pink head lying on his chest, sleeping soundly.

The long pink hair hangs over her shoulders, her eyelashes tremble, as if she will wake up at any moment, Mamen suddenly can't bear to wake him up, looking at Medan Zuo's delicate facial features, she stretches out her fingers in a strange way, and traces the curvature of the bridge of his nose .

Suddenly, Mei Danzuo opened his eyes, and Mamen's fingers stopped in the air awkwardly, Mei Danzuo blinked, raised his head and rubbed against Mamen's hand, and said with a lazy smile: "Good morning, baby. "

Mammon: "..."

Mamen withdrew her hand in embarrassment, and said, "Get up when you wake up."

Meidanzuo got off Mamen, lay on the pillow and yawned. Mamen recalled the soft touch on her fingers, got up and changed clothes, and went to the bathroom to wash up. Meidanzuo stretched her waist and sat on her butt Beside the bed, an extremely tragic scream came from under his buttocks.

Mamen came out of the bathroom in a flash, frowned and looked at the direction where the scream came from, and reflexively said: "Did you give birth?"

Medanzuo threw a pillow on him: "You just gave birth."

Medanzuo stood up, with Mammon's coat under his buttocks, and the voice just came from the coat pocket.Mamen looked at the sky and thought for a while, seeming to have forgotten about Presley.

Last night, Presley dangled in his pitch-black pocket, not daring to show his head, so he simply curled up and fell asleep. Mammon and Medanzo also forgot about this, so Presley slept in his pocket all night until Medanzo sat on him.

Mammon lifted Presley out of his pocket, and the little gray bat fluttered in Mammon's hands a few times, then broke free and turned into a human, combing his messy blond hair with a depressed face.

Medanzuo was a little embarrassed, and smiled apologetically at him. Presley suddenly felt that the world was brighter, and the depression of being sat on the butt quickly disappeared.

Mammon picked up her coat, shook it a few times and said, "Be careful when you sit in the future."

Mei Danzuo was dissatisfied: "Who told you to put your clothes in disorder." As soon as he said it, there was an illusion that the little daughter-in-law was blaming her husband. Mamen put on her clothes, and Mei Danzuo asked, "Are you going out?"

Mamen said, "I'll go back to hell to buy some goods."

Mei Danzuo nodded understandingly, and said again: "What's the hurry, eat breakfast before leaving."

Mammon thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

After Meidanzuo washed, he opened the bedroom door and found Raphael lying sprawled on the sofa, with a white belly rising and falling regularly exposed under the pajamas. Meidanzuo looked at Mamen, then looked at Raphael seemed to understand something suddenly, and looked at Mammon suddenly: "You..."

Mamen walked towards the door quickly, and accidentally kicked the sofa leg. Raphael was a light sleeper, opened his eyes, and said in a daze, "God bless... ah!"

Raphael sat up immediately, looked at Medanzo, and Presley who had just come out of the bedroom, and stammered: "You...you..."

Seeing his stupid face, Mamen kicked the sofa again angrily. Rafael turned to see him and said in horror: "You threesome?!"

Presley looked confused: "Huh?"

Raphael looked sad and angry: "You..." Mammon frowned, kicked the sofa over, and Raphael rolled to the ground, moaning and rubbing his buttocks.

Mamen glanced at Meidanzuo, and said: "Let's go, eat." Meidanzuo smiled and said: "Okay." Presley also followed, Rafael sat on the ground angrily, pointing at Mammon: "You are not allowed to go!"

Mamen didn't even look at him, opened the door and walked out. Raphael sat on the floor mournfully for a while, then suddenly jumped up, picked up his clothes and changed while chasing after him: "Wait, I'm going too!"

Mammon, Medanzo, Presley: "..."

The hotel provided breakfast, but Medanzuo and Presley ignored it directly and rushed to the breakfast shop opposite. The air was filled with the smell of buns. Presley led Medanzuo into the crowd. Shouted: "Two meat buns!"

Mei Danzuo also followed his example: "Two meat buns, ah no... six!"

The aunt who sold the buns quickly packed the buns and delivered them to the two handsome boys, and said with a smile, "It's eight yuan in total."

Medanzo said to Pressley very naturally: "Pay the bill!"

Pressley said depressedly: "Why do you ask me to pay again?"

Medan Zuo spread his hands: "Credit cards are definitely not allowed here."

Presley resigned himself to paying.

Medanzo and Presley came out from the crowd, Medanzuo handed the buns to Mamen and Raphael, Mamen saw his expression as if asking for credit, and couldn't bear not to accept it, Raphael naturally didn't hesitate I took it.Medanzo and Presley lowered their heads and took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, saying in unison: "It's delicious!"

Raphael opened his eyes wide. Mammon expressed that he was used to it, and threw the bun into the interspatial ring calmly. After touching his finger, he realized that his ring was with Medanzo.

Mamen suddenly realized the seriousness of this matter. All of her property was in the original ruby ​​ring, and she had worn the ring for thousands of years. How could she easily give it to Medanzo?

Mammon really wanted to pull out the self at that time and slap him.

However, the situation at this time seemed inappropriate to talk about it, so Mamen decided to discuss it with Mei Danzuo in private.

Raphael poked the steamed stuffed bun suspiciously, lowered his head and took a bite, and immediately looked happy: "It's really delicious!"

Medanzuo patted Rafael on the shoulder and said happily, "There are more delicious ones, I'll take you there tonight."

Raphael nodded happily, and Mamen also took a bite, revealing the soup and minced meat inside. Mamen thought it was too oily, and just when she raised her head, she saw Medanzuo looking at him narrowly.

"..." Mamen swallowed the two buns one by one.

When they returned to the hotel, Presley turned on the TV, and the two angels, who had never seen the world, immediately approached curiously.

"Wow... Such a small box can hold people?"

Mamen looked up at the sky, ready to take out the Devil's Gate, open the space and go back to hell, when she suddenly remembered that her ring was still on Mei Danzuo's hand.

"That..." Mamen stretched out her hand to grab Medanzuo's arm, and said, "I have something to tell you."

Medanzuo smiled: "Okay." Raphael turned his head in this direction when he heard something, Mamen gave Presley a wink, and Presley could see what was going on no matter how much he stayed, and quickly turned to Raphael. Phil said: "Your Highness, look at this!"

Raphael turned his head, Lazy Sheep and Xiao Huihui were in love with each other, Raphael: "Yeah!"

The TV program successfully attracted Rafael's attention. Madanzuo was dragged to the bedroom by Mamen. Meidanzuo backed away with his arms folded and said seriously: "Don't force me, I will resist."

Mammon: "..."

Mamen said: "Return the ring to me, I want to use it."

Medanzuo froze for a moment: "Huh?"

Mamen said, "There are very important things inside."

Mei Danzuo looked at the ring on his hand reluctantly, and said: "If you need anything, just take it out, and lend me to wear it for a while."

Mammon frowned: "That's very troublesome, take it off and give it to me, at worst I'll give it to you when I get back."

Medanzuo said, "Alright then."

When Raphael turned his head, he saw that Medanzo on the sofa was gone, and there was a faint sound coming from the bedroom. Raphael looked serious, picked up the goblet on the table, ran to the door of the bedroom, and listened. corner.

"Hey... it hurts..."

"Be patient."

"I can't take it out, what should I do?"

"It's impossible not to take it out, just use a little more force."

"Ah... it hurts!"

"It will be fine soon, hiss...why is it so tight..."

"Hmm...it hurts..."

Raphael's fair face turned green, and he tried to push the door open, but the door remained motionless.

"Damn mammon! You actually formed an enchantment against the door!"

Pressley dragged Raphael back and yelled, "Your Highness, calm down! Calm down!"

"How do you want me to calm down!" Rafael was indignant, poking his finger on his head: "Do you see the green hat on my head? Can you bear it instead?"

Presley was stunned for a moment, and reflexively said: "That's just right, anyway, you don't have a hat now."

Rafael grieved: "You!"

Presley realized that his focus was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Your Highness, please sit down and calm down."

Raphael sat down, and Presley poured him a glass of wine, and said, "Your Highness, what are you getting excited about?"

Raphael asked back: "How did you react when your lover was poached?"

Pressley said honestly: "I don't know, I haven't encountered it before."

Provoked by him, Raphael not only felt sad, but drank the red wine in the glass. Presley was stunned for a moment, and asked, "His Highness's lover cheated? Who is it?"

Raphael: "..."

Presley followed Raphael's line of sight, and said in a daze, "His Royal Highness Medanzo? Has he cheated?"

Presley touched his head in doubt: "No, isn't he in love with His Majesty Mammon..." Raphael's eyebrows drooped and turned into a figure eight. Presley seemed to understand something, and suddenly realized : "Your lover is Medanzo?!"

Raphael burst into tears and finally got the hang of it.

Presley's face became serious: "Don't lie to me, I don't believe it."

Raphael raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you believe me?"

Pressley plausibly said: "What are you two doing together?"

Raphael: "..."

A one-way sound-proof barrier was set up in the room, and Mamen and Meidanzuo kept their ears shut. Meidanzuo said, "It can't be removed, what should I do?"

Mammon frowned: "It's quite relaxed when you put it on."

"I don't know what's going on." Mei Danzuo looked at him with tears in his eyes, and Mamen's heart suddenly softened, and said: "Forget it, you wear it, and help me get some things out."

Medanzuo smiled and said, "Okay."

Presley and Raphael were staring at each other in the living room, Raphael was shrouded in a huge shadow that was said to be a victim, and Presley felt that his whole body was being cut to pieces by his small knife of resentment, so he hurriedly and clumsily transferred Topic: "Ah... look at this!"

Although Raphael had already been fooled once, he still turned his head and looked at it in a hopeless way: "What?"

On the TV screen, Lazy Sheep sat in Big Big Wolf's pot and wailed loudly. Raphael immediately thought of Mamen and Mei Danzuo, and immediately said righteously: "Don't be afraid, lamb! I'll save you!"

Before Presley could react, he felt an extremely scorching breath brush past his ears, and with a bang, the TV exploded, leaving nothing but scum that was randomly burned by the sky fire.

Raphael put out the fire and looked in the pile of ashes: "Where did the lamb go?"

Pressley: "..."

Pressley pinched his scorched hair and calmly said, "Your Highness, that's a TV set."

Raphael didn't understand: "So?"

Pressley said slowly: "There are no lambs, just a bunch of picture tubes."

Raphael faintly realized something, and Presley said, "This is the TV in the hotel."

Rafael sighed, and said, "How much is it?" Immediately, his eyes lit up, he took out a gold card and threw it on the coffee table, and said richly, "What am I afraid of? I have plenty of money!"

Pressley said quietly: "The money for selling the hat?"

"..."

So Mammon and Medanzo came out with this weird scene, Raphael was drawing circles in the corner, Presley was on the sofa with an unfathomable face, and there was only a pile of unknown ashes where the TV was originally placed.

Raphael raised his head and glanced at the two people who were extremely well-matched, and lowered his head deeply, feeling that his heart was broken into pieces like the TV set.

A Thousand Miles of Chasing My Wife, the third round, completely lost.

Presley looked at Raphael in the corner, sighed, picked up the card on the coffee table, and went downstairs to lose money with a weird hairstyle on his head.

Although Mamen didn't know what happened, she could guess a little bit, but Mei Danzuo asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Raphael raised his head tearfully, choked up and said, "Medanzo..."

Mei Danzuo patted his head: "What's wrong?"

Mammon turned back to the room, not knowing what to do.

Seeing Mamen go away, Rafael grabbed Medanzuo's arm: "Tell me, are you in love with Mamen?"

"..." Mei Danzuo looked at him suspiciously: "Do you have a fever?"

Rafael said firmly: "I'm normal, Medanzo, answer me."

Medanzuo had never seen Raphael like this before, and his serious expression made Medanzuo couldn't bear to be perfunctory.

"I..." Medanzuo paused for a long time, then said, "I don't know."

"Are you still refusing to tell the truth?" Raphael said with a heartbroken expression.

"I didn't lie to you." Mei Danzuo frowned and thought for a while, trying to find words, and said, "I don't know how to describe it. I should fall in love with him, but I can't."

Raphael frowned: "I don't understand."

Mei Danzuo thought for a while and said, "Have you ever heard a story?"

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess with eyes as bright as stars and a singing voice like a lark..."

Raphael: "..."

Medanzo went on: "But all who have heard her sing will say that she does not sing with heart, and that even the saddest ballad does not move a tear."

Raphael frowned: "Why?"

"Because her heart was stolen by a witch, she doesn't have a heart, so how can she sing with her heart?" Mei Danzuo said: "Can you imagine, that kind of feeling of powerlessness that I like very much but is always a little bit worse. "

The bedroom door was opened, and Mamen came out: "I'm going back to hell now."

Mei Danzuo smiled and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you in the human world."

Mammon nodded, turned to the dazed Raphael, and said, "You come with me."

"..."

Both of them were stunned, together with Presley who didn't know when he would come back.

"Why, I won't go." Raphael refused naturally.

Mamen said, "Your Majesty wants to talk to you about something."

Raphael froze for a moment: "I don't believe it."

Mammon raised the communicator in his hand and said, "Your Majesty just informed me."

Raphael Saper: "I won't go, and I won't believe it."

Mammon narrowed her eyes dangerously, leaned close to Raphael's ear and whispered, "How does it feel to appreciate your own body in the mirror?"

Raphael froze, then realized what was going on, and said in a voiceless voice: "You saw it!"

Mammon shrugged: "Nothing to see."

Raphael blushed, and Mammon said impatiently, "Hurry up and go."

Rafael gritted his teeth: "You are a threat!"

Mamen said, "I am indeed."

Medanzuo patted Raphael's shoulder sympathetically, Raphael struggled a bit, lowered his head, and said, "Okay."

The figures of the two gradually disappeared inside the Devil's Gate. Presley sat down beside Medanzuo and asked seriously: "Can humans live without their hearts?"

Medanzo: "..."

The author has something to say:

Fruit Nasai! ORZ played gunslinger Ji Taihei yesterday and even forgot to post a message to provoke QAQ nest, please hit me →_→ but the heavy sniper of Reaper is really good for headshots every minute! 【It's enough! 】