"Help!"

As soon as Ren Xi opened the door, a huge human-shaped object (?) rushed towards her. Before she could see what was happening in front of her, she was thrown down on the sofa by the human-shaped object, and then a pair of big yellow duck jeans flew towards her. Just over her head.

"What the hell are you doing!"

Ren Xi angrily tore off the rags from her head, and the man on her body rode on her, blinking his big eyes twice.

"Hey, is that you?"

Ren Xi desperately wanted to push her away: "Who would it be if it wasn't me?"

Ye Ruoqing, who had been pinched by Zhao Xin just now because of a skirt, immediately stood in the united front with her owner. She didn't get up, and wiped Ren Xi's lips with her hand, making a gorgeous beauty with delicate makeup As if after the incident, he bent over and put his face directly on Ren Xi's plump breasts.

"Hurry up, Zhao Xin, take a picture for us!"

Holding the cotton skirt, Zhao Xin was dumbfounded.

"Why are you so slow!" Ye Ruoqing took out the mobile phone in her bag by the sofa, buried herself halfway into Ren Xi's chest, clicked, and took several selfies.

Zhao Xin's face turned pale, and Ren Xi's face turned green.

Only then did Miss Xiaoye move her butt, which was only wearing a pair of shorts, and pulled Ren Xi up. Ren Xi sat up, with an angry face, and slapped her away.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Ye Ruoqing dodged the slap, rolled down from the sofa, held the mobile phone, and showed a mean smile: "Hey, fight evil with evil, don't think that you are the only one who can write pornographic texts, I can also take pornographic pictures .”

After speaking, he ran to the side with his mobile phone in his hand, wanting to ask Zhao Xin for credit.

"Look, save the picture, next time Ren Xi scribbles about you, we will first XXXXX, then XXXXX, and finally XXXXX..."

Ye Ruoqing flipped through the photos while planning his grand plans, Ren Xi took out the powder box, his face was gloomy and his teeth were itching with anger.

"Ye Ruoqing, you are so courageous... If you don't delete it..."

Ye Ruoqing asked: "If I don't delete it, what will happen to you? Next time you will have a hotter shoot with me?"

When the shameless person meets the shameless person, Ren Xi swallowed a mouthful of blood back into his stomach. Seeing Ren Xi's devastated expression, Ye Ruoqing was in a good mood, and rubbed Zhao Xin sideways: "It's worth it. Can you stop wearing that disgusting dress?"

Zhao Xin stared at the phone screen with a slightly strange expression.

"What happened to you?"

Ye Ruoqing leaned over to take a look, and panicked. What Zhao Xin was staring at was the photos she secretly took of Zhao Xin half a year ago when he was drunk and crying!

Emma, ​​something big happened!

"Don't look at it, don't look at it." Ye Ruoqing quickly grabbed the phone.

Zhao Xin looked at her expressionlessly: "You owe me an explanation."

Ye Ruoqing smirked: "Hehehe, I just... think it looks good, so I stayed."

Ren Xi's ears are sharp. Hearing the conversation between the two, and then looking at the two people's suspected couple outfits (plus one person without pants), he immediately imagined a big scene of [-]X, so he didn't know what to do with himself. worried.She leaned on the sofa, raised her long legs, opened the powder box and looked to the left, then looked again, with a look of gloating: "I just said, Zhao Xin, this Ye Xiaoqing of yours is not a fuel-efficient lamp. When I was young, I started to take pictures like photographer Chen, tsk tsk."

"Who has learned from Chen Guanxi?" Ye Ruoqing had a look on his face that wanted to cut someone.

Ren Xi smiled and said, "Of course it's you."

Ye Ruoqing was angry: "Why are you like Si Maomei, can't you keep some healthy and uplifting things in your mind? Ah? Where has the socialist spiritual civilization gone?"

Ren Xi continued to add fuel and vinegar: "Okay, if you two say it's not a pornographic photo, then prove it to me. Otherwise, there will be witnesses and material evidence. I don't guarantee what will happen if the reporter finds out."

"Fuck you big rumormonger, do you have any face?"

"What about you? Is it obscene to force me to take that kind of photo?"

"..."

"Stop arguing!" Zhao Xin closed the phone and threw it to Ye Ruoqing, "Calm down, both of you, you are arguing like elementary school students, aren't you tired?"

Ye Ruoqing was not happy: "Ren Xi is just a primary school student, so he has to be sent back to school to receive the teacher's three-view education!"

Ren Xi sneered: "Ye Xiaoqing, I almost forgot something."

"what?"

"I came today because I was invited by the crew of The Sound of Music to come and see my students, so, you'd better pray that you don't get assigned to me, or sister, I'll teach you how to make a capital letter later. people!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the powder cake with a "snap", and with a triumphant smile, he turned around and walked out of the door with his water snake waist twisted.

"..."

"Zhao Xin..." Ye Ruoqing looked at Zhao Xin with a sad face, "What should I do... Who wants to be a capitalized person."

Zhao Xin said, "You put on the skirt first."

"No."

"I'll help you get rid of Ren Xi after wearing it."

"……All right."

After fighting for the skirt for almost 10 minutes, Ye Ruoqing finally put it on her lap. As soon as Ren Xi threatened Ye Ruoqing, Ye Ruoqing immediately behaved, Zhao Xin did what she said, without ambiguity at all.

"Turn around twice, let me see."

Ye Ruoqing held up her skirt and turned it around twice.

"Come here, let me put on some makeup for you."

Miss Xiaoye didn't say that she was born beautiful, so she couldn't wear makeup anymore.

"Don't do that kind of thing again."

"Which one are you talking about?"

"Don't just take advantage of others, it's not good."

"Oh."

After finishing putting on makeup, Zhao Xin gave Ye Ruoqing a small mirror: "Look, what do you think?"

Ye Ruoqing looked at himself in the mirror with a frowning face, and said, "Ugly."

"Do you dare to doubt my level?"

"No, no, it's pretty, it's really pretty!"

She looked at Zhao Xin expectantly, like a puppy, hoping that Zhao Xin could tell her how to get rid of Ren Xi.

Zhao Xin thought it was amusing to see her like this, so he hung her up on purpose.Along the way, Ye Ruoqing stuck behind her, and Zhao Xin deliberately induced Ye Ruoqing to get rid of her little secret.

"Didn't you keep giving me money at that time? I felt very annoyed, so I took a few photos of you. If you give me more money, I...I plan to tell your fans about your photos, tell them the goddess I will cry too..."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

The two had already reached the downstairs of the building. Ye Ruoqing rubbed the corner of his clothes and asked implicitly, "Just... just what Ren Xi said... what should I do..."

Zhao Xin looked at her, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Is it funny?"

"Why are you so funny."

"...Ah, hey, I'm very miserable, okay, I offended that woman who will take revenge for you, for you!"

"Okay, then stretch out your ears and let me tell you a little secret."

"What secret."

"Come here, come here and I'll tell you."

Ye Ruoqing put her ear close to her, and Zhao Xin's unique fragrance came, which made her feel a little at a loss.Zhao Xin exhaled like blue, holding back the voice of laughter, there was a kind of magical power that made people's heart beat.

"Little idiot, Ren Xi scares you, she has been tone deaf since she was a child..."

Click click.

Teacher Chen's No. [-] apprentice appeared.

Mousse chewed his gum, took his mobile phone away from the two who were whispering, and was quite satisfied with his photography skills: "It's been recorded! If you want, please add me on WeChat!"

"...Sister Simao, are you looking for death?" Ye Ruoqing looked at Mousse with a knife.

Zhao Xin stood up straight, and returned to his usual detached and polite manner.

"Don't you have my WeChat? I said this beauty~ Hi, do you remember me? I took your ride home last time?"

"Hello."

"You are so indifferent."

"Sorry, I still have something to go first, you can talk to Xiaoye first." Seeing that there are more and more people, Zhao Xin couldn't stay any longer, so she called Susan and made an appointment at Meet in the building.

Seeing Zhao Xin walking away, Ye Ruoqing turned around helplessly, "Sister Si Mao, can you still be friends with me? Give me your phone."

Mousse held the phone and shook it in front of her: "Apple 5S, can you play it?"

"You upstart, is the fruit machine amazing? I used to be a rich second generation!"

"Stop daydreaming, come here, little leaf, give me a green arrow to wake you up."

Mousse took out a green arrow from his pocket and handed it to Ye Ruoqing: "I'll give you all, eat slowly, don't eat too fast."

Ye Ruoqing was greatly hurt by the generous expression on the face of a middle school girl who ran out from some village. She took the green arrow, peeled off a piece and stuffed it in her mouth, and suddenly realized that she hadn't eaten it for a long time. Gum is gone.

Mousse insisted that he was an art photographer and only kept it for personal viewing. Ye Ruoqing couldn't argue, so he had to make several oaths from Mousse, telling her not to spread the photos outside.

"If a third person besides you and I sees this photo, all the girlfriends you will find in the future will look like Ren Xi."

"Okay, okay, I like Ren Xi too. I swear, if I spread this photo, all my girlfriends will look like Ren Xi, especially the breasts."

"..."

"If Zhao Xin is affected by this photo, let Ren Xi sing in your ear every day. I would like to add that Ren Xi is tone deaf."

"If Zhao Xin is affected by this photo, I will punish Ren Xi to sing on my bed every day. It doesn't matter if you can't complete the tone, as long as you know onomatopoeia~"

"..."

"If you spread the photos, you will be destroyed by evil women."

"I swear, if I spread the photo, I will be destroyed by Ren Xi."

Ye Ruoqing couldn't take it anymore: "I didn't say it was Ren Xi! I said evil girl! I didn't say breasts! I didn't even say bed!"

Mousse is very innocent: "Isn't Ren Xi's iconic image just a villain and big breasts..."

Ye Ruoqing raised his forehead: "You two people who have never had the construction of socialist spiritual civilization in mind, you should get together as a pair, and don't harm others..."

After hearing this, Mu Si immediately became interested: "Then do you want to introduce me to Ren Xi? You are Zhao Xin's life assistant, and you should be very familiar with Ren Xi, right?"

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