Goddess Raiders gl

Brother Pi Dan grabbed a mirror and looked at Ye Ruoqing's face, sighing: "Your expression is really in place."

"What's in place?"

"Jealous woman."

"You have acted too much in Gongdou movies, time-traveling man."

Brother Pidan shook his finger: "Acting? Real actors don't know how to act, and the loss of instinct will make the character itself bound by the actor's own imagination, so have you seen your brother Dali ever acted as a man with low self-esteem - the answer is no. Because I am so confident in and out of the play!"

Ye Ruoqing rubbed the goosebumps on her body: "Don't plagiarize Rejoice's advertisement..."

Brother Pidan said: "No, no, Xiaoye, you have to pay attention to the key points I said. I use myself as an example, and what I am talking about is an art. As far as the art of acting is concerned, there are mainly two schools of thought, one is Expressionism, one is experientialism, Monroe's mentor Lee Strasberg once said..."

Ye Ruoqing made a pause: "Pause, stop—can you say something simpler, with a shorter name, I know Monroe, who is the one behind?"

"Lee Strasberg? Monroe's mentor, didn't he tell you?"

"The name is too long, I can't remember it!"

"I haven't said Konstantin S...S what I forgot... In short, he is a Soviet, you know, the name is similar to the Russian border."

"Say the point!"

"In short, you should keep in mind two schools of thought. One is born out of drama and teaches you how to play a good guy and how to play a bad guy. The latter advocates the unity of actor and role, understand?"

"What's the use of telling me this? I don't act."

Brother Pidan took out a thick stack of materials from his bag: "Who said you won't act? I'm here today to discuss with you about short films."

Ye Ruoqing took away the materials and turned to the first page, completely dizzy.

The first page is densely packed with acting theories such as "Actor's Self-cultivation" and monographs of some film masters.On the next page, there are hundreds of movie viewing guides listed according to time. As for the following, Ye Ruoqing can guess without reading it, it must be the "masterpiece" that Pidan thinks.

Brother Pidan flicked the page proudly: "Thoughtful, right? I didn't say, after reading this guide from your brother Dali, I guarantee that your short film will become a blockbuster."

"Thank you." Ye Ruoqing returned the stack of materials to him, "Don't flatter me too much, the movies are fine, and there are so many professional books, how can you let me read them?"

"And, I'm just shooting a short film."

"Are you sure that's really a short film?"

Although this audition came suddenly, Ye Ruoqing took it very seriously.She went around for a long time, and now she has finally settled down, and she no longer has to worry about not having enough food and clothing.Without the pressure of life, she can devote herself wholeheartedly to her dream. If she can, she also hopes to make a name for herself sooner.Time waits for no one.

"Then tell me everything you know about Zhao Xin's boyfriend, and I will accept you as my teacher."

"make a deal."

About Zhao Xin's sudden dating, Brother Pidan actually doesn't know much.There are many courtiers under her skirt, but people are difficult to contact, so those who are pursuing are always asking for favors to send glances.This time it was a big deal, Zhao Xin chatted with that person directly at the banquet, and immediately exchanged phone numbers.

It's like lightning speed.

"Hey, it's boring."

"What's the point?"

"I said the two of them are boring. I don't believe in love at first sight. Those literati wrote two articles to fool people because they couldn't get a girl. Zhao Xin is such an adult, how can he still act like a little girl, and be a domineering president every day?" Fall in love with my daydreams."

Ye Ruoqing forgot that she also fell in love with Zeng Jie at first sight back then.

"That man is really the president."

Ye Ruoqing took a summer orange from the fruit basket, peeled it, stuffed a piece into his mouth, and threw the rest to Brother Preserved Egg: "I just said what's so great, if I don't get kicked out by my parents, I'm also the president now. "

"acid!"

"Who is so sour?"

Brother Pi Dan innocently spat out the orange: "Bah, bah, why are these oranges so sour?"

"Forget it if you don't eat." Ye Ruoqing took the orange back, "I still have to practice singing at night, it's impossible to waste all my time studying short videos with you."

"I know, I know, I just use these materials as a reference, if you don't want to read it, forget it, I will pass on the essence I have chewed to you."

Ye Ruoqing turned his head and saw the oranges that Brother Pidan vomited in the trash can, and felt a chill for no reason.

"Please, can you speak in a normal way... don't use too many similes and metaphors, I can't bear it..."

"Come on, petrel, petrel that flies proudly, petrel that longs for the storm, stand up!"

Brother Pi Dan stood up, waving his hands up and down: "Stand up, face the mirror, and be more confident!"

Ye Ruoqing got up from the floor, Brother Pi Dan made a gentlemanly "please" gesture, and invited Ye Ruoqing to the full-length mirror at the entrance.

Ye Ruoqing looked at herself, then at Brother Pi Dan, and then at the shoe cabinet.

"What are you looking at me for? Look in the mirror."

"ask you a question."

"Say."

"Did you secretly wear height increasing shoes?"

"...be careful and I'll beat you up."

"You can't beat me." Ye Ruoqing turned around triumphantly, put two fingers of her right hand on her forehead, and compared with Brother Pi Dan at eye level, "We are the same height, thanks to you, you still have 185 on Baidu."

"..."

Because of the secret that Ye Ruoqing discovered by accident, Brother Pi Dan decided to turn this teaching down to earth—he originally planned to recite Gorky’s "Petrel" with Ye Ruoqing enthusiastically, and let the two wander in the baptism of the storm, become eternity, and transform , feel the throbbing of the soul, and accept the washing of the soul.

Ye Ruoqing said that he was a country bumpkin from the inland and had never seen a sea swallow, so Brother Pi Dan picked a fish that swims in the water. Although it was also related to the sea, Ye Ruoqing loved to eat it very much—pipi shrimp.

"This is a cry from the heart. You can't stand from the perspective of a foodie, you have to stand from the perspective of Pippi Shrimp - read this long Weibo and feel it."

Ye Ruoqing read that Weibo again, and Brother Pi Dan asked, "Do you feel it?"

Ye Ruoqing nodded with half understanding: "Well, Pippi Shrimp is too miserable!"

"How miserable?"

"Very miserable! Human beings are so cruel!"

"Yes, it's too cruel!"

Brother Pidan turned Ye Ruoqing's head to the mirror: "Come on, facing the mirror, you have to feel the pain of Pippi Shrimp's broken family, and tell me—save Pippi Shrimp!"

"Save-save-pi-pi-shrimp!"

"Peepeeshrimps, unite!"

"Unite!"

"Down with the evil humans!"

"Down with the evil——Emma, ​​what is this outside the window!!!"

Ye Ruoqing looked to the right, and under the fluttering curtains, there was a figure in a mandarin jacket from the Qing dynasty, with a dark blue face and a strange smile... She pointed at that figure, even her fingers were trembling.

"Quickly...let's see..."

"what are you looking?"

Brother Pidan turned his head to look, trembling all over, he quickly ran behind Ye Ruoqing to hide himself: "My God, what is that!!!"

The two looked at each other, thinking of the festival not far from today - Ghost Festival!

"There's a ghost!!"

The two of them ran into the house, when the doorbell rang loudly, Ye Ruoqing ran upstairs and asked, "Can ghosts ring the doorbell?"

Brother Pidan gasped and said, "I...how do I know...arrogant! This ghost is too arrogant! It's not dark yet!"

"How to do?"

"Do you have any salt at home?"

"is that useful?"

"Use it first!"

The kitchen was downstairs, and the two shook for a long time at the sound of the doorbell, then decided to help each other go downstairs to fetch salt.As soon as I went downstairs, the sound of the doorbell turned into a heavy knock on the door.

"Pi Dali, open the door!"

Ye Ruoqing was stunned: "How did he know your name?"

Pi Dali took out his phone: "I... how would I know! Wipe!"

"what's up?"

Pi Dali's voice stopped shaking, and his legs didn't go soft anymore. He held his mobile phone and walked over aggressively. Ye Ruoqing didn't know why, and wanted to hold him back, but he didn't dare to go forward.

"Hero!! Come back quickly!"

Pi vigorously opened the door and roared, "Director Chen, are you frankly trying to scare me and Xiaoye to death?"

Director Chen took off his jacket and wiped the sweat from his face: "I visited a friend's class in the afternoon, and I made a guest appearance, but there was no water there, and the makeup on my face couldn't be washed off. I just want Zhao Xin to live near here , come here to take a break and take a look at Zhao Xin and her Xiaoye. I didn’t know that I saw you performing, so I watched it outside the window for a while... Hey, where is Xiaoye? Where is Xiaoye?"

Ye Ruoqing huddled in the kitchen, and when she heard this, she poked her head out: "Director? Director Chen Si?"

"Yes, it's me, Xiaoye." Director Chen smiled all over his face, no matter how scary his face was, he walked over with a smile on his face, and shook hands with Ye Ruoqing cordially.

"Finally see you!"

Ye Ruoqing couldn't stand it any longer: "Can you wash your face first, just like this, no matter how you smile, you look very scary!"

"Xiaoye is afraid of ghosts?"

"Are you afraid of death?"

"That's just right, Li Ruyuan is also afraid of ghosts."

"Who is Li Ruyuan? Is it the Li Ruyuan I thought of?"

Seeing that Ye Ruoqing fits the image of Li Ruyuan in his heart so much, Director Chen can't help but smile from ear to ear, but in Ye Ruoqing's eyes, that supposedly benevolent smile is full of blood, and she doesn't want to approach it at all.

"That's right, it's the Li Ruyuan you thought of..."

Brother Pi Dan heard what Director Chen meant, and looked at Director Chen in surprise. Director Chen nodded at him, then turned around and said kindly to Ye Ruoqing, "Xiaoye, do you want to make a movie?"

The author has something to say: about Pippi Shrimp, inspired by Weibo’s Weibo Big Cuckoo Chicken Weibo, I have paid five yuan to support the master’s serious literary creation, and by the way, sponsor the master to eat gala (really fight

Thank you Xiaomeng and 111's mines, kiss each other=3=