[Honghuang] Tiandao, don't make trouble!

The first step of genius, Que's diapers!It's not that Hongjun wants to complain, he really thinks that the villain's first step should be to buy Que's diapers.He was really powerless. Sure enough, the original Daoist Hongjun had the foresight. Look at the apprentices he accepted, which one is not a young boy and girl who looks 18.9 years old on the outside?Oh, and there is also Lao Tzu Taiqing, who is in his 70s, fully capable of taking care of himself.

Look at the apprentice he accepted, a little baby who has not been weaned, not to mention how he will become a big wet brother in the future, even breastfeeding now is a problem.Well, he exaggerated a little bit, but the 3-year-old is still wearing diapers and drinking milk powder.

No matter how cruel and inhuman he is, he can't ask a 3-year-old doll to hunt, dig out bird nests, and make a fire to cook by himself!But what should he do?The first step of the villain is really to teach the apprentice how to be cute and ask for feed?Then let him not starve to death?But what a shame!Master, I can't afford to be hurt even if I don't have a body!

Xue Xiao, also known as the milk doll, gave Hongjun a contemptuous look, and clearly understood the meaning in Hongjun's eyes.He gave Hongjun a "look at me" look, and walked with Hongjun firmly in one direction with staggering steps.

Sure enough, this little doll is very familiar with this forest!The one who lost his way was talking a lot of bullshit, not a word of it was true.

Hongjun opened his eyes wide and watched the little baby walking all the way, and then took his arms full of apples, oranges, buns, and candies. His cute little face was also pinched red, and he finally understood how he survived.

Hongjun took a deep breath, luckily!Although Xue Xiaobaozi is in the second grade, his cuteness skills have been lit up by himself.If you really want him to teach, it is estimated that you will teach a middle school bun with Bingshan's paralyzed face but an open mind.

Hongjun, who had been completely attracted by Xue Xiaobaozi, came back to his senses and found that he had changed the map.This is a world between ancient China and modern times, Hongjun said very calmly that he has gained knowledge!

It is said that it is between ancient times and modern times. The main reason is that the houses are all modern buildings. Even the small advertisements on the roadside telephone poles are exactly the same as the modern ones, but people's clothing is biased towards Han style. There is a sense of disarray in time and space.

Hongjun endured the desire/desire to complain, and tried to avoid the crowd and follow Xiao Baozi...

Xue Xiaobaozi staggered through the crowd, while Hongjun was pushed and shouted by the crowd.In this regard, Hongjun said he was very upset.He didn't want Xue Xiao's little bun to be so happy!So, he said very "kindly", "Xiao Xiao, I have something to tell you as a teacher."

Xiao Baozi Xue resisted the urge to shake his new master's face, and said word by word: "Sister! Sister! You can call me Xue Xiao! You can also call me disciple! But don't call me little! Little!"

Hongjun sneered and said, "You are allowed to call me sister, but I am not allowed to call you little? What kind of gangster logic is this?"

Xue Xiaobaozi lowered his head: "Master."

Hongjun took a step back to save face: "Xiao'er."

Xiaoer, Xiaoer, Xiaoer, are you still very motherly?But Xiaoxiao is still much better than Xiaoxiao!Xue Xiaobaozi acquiesced.

In order to avoid being seen as a self-talking snake spirit, Xue Xiaobaozi immediately led the master who should be struck by lightning into a small alley.

Hongjun tapped Xiaobaozi's head, and said, "What did you bring Master here for?"

Little Baozi Xue reached out to pat the claws on his head, and looked at Hongjun pitifully, he knew how to deal with this old monster that should be struck by lightning.If you fight hard with him, he can break your bones little by little, and re-knead them into a soft shape that he likes.On the contrary, you follow him, don't provoke him, he can be softer than a sheep, you can do whatever you say.

When Hongjun saw the cuteness of the little bun, he was quite amused, don't think he didn't know his little thoughts.However, children are meant to be spoiled!He pretended not to notice, and said in a submissive tone: "Xiao'er, just talk about it!"

Xue Xiaobaozi: "...Didn't the master say that you have something to tell me?"

Hongjun: "..." Can he say that he just wanted to make Xiao Baozi look ugly, so that others would treat him as a snake spirit?

Seeing Xue Xiaobaozi's extremely pure eyes, Hongjun could only touch his nose.

Xue Xiaobaozi was very kind, and he started another topic: "Master, it seems that they can't see you."

Hongjun: "..." Your decision to change the subject is very sensible.But don't be so intentional, so blunt, okay?Obviously, the two of them had already tacitly talked about this matter~ After coughing and clearing his throat, Hongjun's paw touched Xue Xiaobaozi's head again, and he changed the subject with a smile: "Master teaches you Is it okay to cultivate?"

Xue Xiaobaozi: "..." It's true!Are there really gods in this world?If so, can another god teach him?There's always a feeling of being played/died.

Obviously not!Daozu made a move, backed by the Dao of Heaven.Who dares to intervene?Just turn into ashes!

After thinking about it, Xiao Baozi Xue nodded his head in a very sensible way. He had an intuition to hug the super thick golden thighs, but the golden thighs seemed unreliable.

Xue Xiaobaozi was wrong. When it came to cultivating the Tao, Hongjun's face became serious as well as his heart.He looked straight at Xiao Baozi, as if he had the real eye to see through other people's hearts, without any room for negotiation, he directly ordered: "Go find a clean place!"

Little Xue Baozi (⊙o⊙)! ! !Why did he have to bring this uncertain old monster out of the forest just now!He is only three years old!Only three years old!Even if he is born in Yushu Linfeng, extremely smart, able to walk, run and jump at the age of three, with fluent language and mature thinking.But his short legs have only grown for three years!Where does hold live so far away?

But in the face of the rare stern voice of this old monster, he... dare not refute.

Just after nightfall, the woods were completely darkened.Only dots of moonlight can pass through the gaps in the trees, leaving little mottled spots.The master and the apprentice were preaching under the only slightly larger moon shadow.

"Cultivating the Tao first cultivates the heart, and the road of Taoism is the road of questioning the heart. Ordinary heart, right and wrong heart, fighting heart... If you lose your heart, you will not be able to return to your nature, return to the original, and get the true way of the soul. You have a true heart, This is the favorite of the Dao of Heaven and Earth. But you are confused by your true heart, and thus reject the truth you see, which deviates from the Dao. People who cultivate the Dao cultivate both internally and externally. In addition to cultivating the heart, there is also... "Hongjun's speech was extremely superficial and easy to understand. He didn't say something mysterious and mysterious for Xue Xiao to understand by himself, but hit the point directly.

Xue Xiaobaozi was also very serious about being infected by Hongjun, and he really wanted to refute Hongjun's words.Those dark and stupid creatures are not worthy of his kind!But he didn't dare, he knew how much resentment he had buried in his heart and how much unwillingness he had covered up!Everyone felt a bit of malice towards him when he spoke out their deepest secrets.They fear him!hate him!hate him!The truth is the scariest thing.How ridiculous that even filthy creatures like humans are afraid of it!

How could Hongjun not see Xiaobaozi Xue's heart?Instead of persuading him, he encouraged: "Since you don't like humans, why not be a villain? Do you dare to stand on the opposite side of all human beings?"

Little Baozi took a careful look at Hongjun, and said, "I don't think you are a god, but a demon!"

Hongjun was amused by the little bun, and played in an instant.To be honest, he is one of the three thousand gods and demons.Who knows whether it is a god or a demon?Or the same body of gods and demons?

Hongjun corrected his distorted thoughts, and said seriously: "Answer me! Dare! Don't dare!"

Little Baozi put aside his cute disguise, and replied with an extremely serious expression: "Dare!"

Hongjun patted Xiao Baozi's head: "Well! Don't be so serious, isn't it just to be a little villain. There is a master here!"

Xue Xiaobaozi: "..." You are only nervous when you are here!Besides, didn't you get serious first?