half face makeup

I brought it from the Chai family, but let you handle it, you can do whatever you want, my Chai family has nothing to say! "

My father stared blankly at his fourth brother, speechless for a moment.

I:"……"

Goddess Nima, please come and take me! !Compared to my cowardly father, I want you to take it! !

His eyes, dripping with make-up, swept across my body lightly, and then turned to my shy old man, with his usual indifferent tone: "Chai Wu, are you a white guest?"

My dad almost forgot how to say it: "Master Zhuang, I...my...that is, it's my white guest."

This guy is stupid!I silently covered my face.

Dipping makeup reached out and knocked on the table: "Clear the venue, leave the two of you alone."

The uniformed people behind him immediately dispersed, and the whole hall began to clear. It was indeed different from the uniform of the Chai family. The red blood is flowing slowly.

After a while, all the insiders and guests of the Chai family retreated, Xue Hong and his referrer were also dragged out, and Fourth Master Chai personally took charge of closing the door.Light oil lamps were lit in the huge hall, casting a yellowish light on the white walls, making it even more graceful and graceful.

The wound on his hand has not been treated yet, but the doctors have been driven out, and the medicine boxes next to him are scattered, but at this time he is looking at his hand very carefully, without looking at anyone.Silence is like a lock weighing more than a thousand catties, which is slowly and steadily pressed down, and time seems to stand still at this moment.

After a while, I said with a drum in my heart: "Goddess... Now that the weather is changing and the weather is getting warmer, the wound will become inflamed if it is not done well."

The mask pattern on the dripping makeup face is full of murderous aura, even if his wrist is graceful and graceful, it seems that he can draw out the sword at any time to grab the blood lightly.At this moment, he turned his head slightly to look at me, his light-colored pupils reflected the flickering flames of the oil lamp: "You are the one who scratched me, and you are the one who persuaded me, Yi Shu, you are quite a man."

I:"……"

I was up and down in my heart, thinking over and over again whether the goddess was really angry, the goddess was really mad, I must not live to see the sun come out, before I could come up with a clue, all of a sudden she stretched out her hand in front of me, Plainly said: "Well, it should be disinfected, give me a lick."

I:"……"

Thank goodness!Goddess, you were just looking for an opportunity to tease me! !

As soon as I held the hand that was dripping with makeup, I suddenly regained my senses for some reason, and almost lost my balance and bumped into it.Mom, mom... Mom!goddess!Goddess, you were teasing me just now! !

Lady Goddess... did you take some extra medicine tonight... uh?

It is simply impossible to describe my surging mood at this moment in words. The erupting Mt. Fuji is too humble to describe it, at least it must be the erupting Mount Everest! !Even Noah's Ark will be overturned! !

After licking it twice, the goddess withdrew her hand. I raised my head with unsatisfied interest, and saw the goddess' eyes still glistening in the mask, and... my father's frantic, collapsing expression on his face, vomiting blood.

...Hey, old man, did he die in battle without even being considered high-energy?I haven't licked enough yet!

It's just that I didn't expect that the old man actually begged with grief on his face: "Master Zhuang... you hold your hand high, let Xiao Shu go...she, she's just a child."

I:"……"

Hey old man, can you shut up!You never said a word right!Still say? !

Di Jinzhuang smiled lightly, and his tone was as leisurely as usual: "Chai Wu, do you still remember that when you were trying to clean up your whiteness, there was no one like me Di Jinzhuang on this road?" After getting the old man's ambiguous admission , he said, "But when you dyed black again, I remembered that I was invited by the Chai family to be the Chief Witness Officer."

The old man almost turned himself into a shrimp.

Di Jinzhuang smiled twice: "When I first entered the Tao, even you Chai Wu could look down on me, but when I get to this point, you all come to me with shy faces to beg for a living, what do you rely on? Are you cowardly? Are you shrinking? Are you cutting off the past?" He looked down coldly at the old man who was almost trying to erase his sense of existence, and seemed to lose interest in talking, and finally said with a touch of contempt, "Chai Ming, look at you This pays off."

I am silent, Chai Ming?What a strange name, my father's name is Yi Ming, and now I finally know why he chose this name.Yi Ming is anonymous, and Du Niang said: "Anonymous" refers to a person whose identity is unknown or whose name has not yet been known.

He doesn't even dare to face his own past, so can I expect him to face the future?

It's ridiculous, Yi Ming and Qiao Zuodong, a man and a woman are clearly two extremes, yet fertilized eggs still appear. Today I find that my ability to fuse and divide is simply a biological miracle!

It should be so fucking, so be it!Everyone is having a good time, right?We have coexisted for such a long time without talking on the phone or writing letters, so what is the problem?

So I shook my head silently at the old man: "Fifth Chai, the green mountains will not change and the green waters will flow forever. As my recommender, I will ask you to support me on the road. If you have anything to do, you can send someone to summon you and you don't need to leave a call." ..."

After dripping out her makeup, she suddenly slapped the table violently, blood burst out!Suddenly startled, my father even trembled with me!

All I saw was that his pupils were frozen like a thousand years of ice, and he said condescendingly to Chai Ming, "Give her your phone number."

I:"……"

There is really no limit to being cowardly, just being suppressed by the aura that dripped with makeup, the old man immediately surrendered, took a small notebook and wrote down the phone number to me, I was about to tear off the paper, the old man immediately said, Give me the whole book.

Afterwards, Di Jinzhuang only used one hand to lightly flick the old man's shoulder, and then grabbed his elbow. The old man's whole arm was stretched in the scream, and then Di Jinzhuang kicked him on the ground. On his knees, he was used to the ground.

I froze for a moment, but then wiped off the bloody mouth on the back of my hand with a paper towel, and clapped my hands twice, two men in red-striped uniforms with a black background came in immediately, and led the old man out without looking sideways. The door closed again, and it was just me and the goddess.

I wagged my tail very attentively: "Goddess! Let me lick it for you!"

The movement of wiping his hands with all his makeup dripping off stopped: "..." After a while he sighed, "Don't you know how to act? You licked so hard that you didn't get any results. But in my opinion, your Dad, there is no help."

I also sighed: "I know this, there is no cure! I think it's really fucking rare for him to say a word for me under the condition of ruining the three views! Goddess, don't worry about him, Even without him as a referrer, I can still be self-reliant on the road." Seeing the goddess's expression turned pale, she leaned forward again with a fluttering heart, "Goddess, just let me lick it again!"

The reaction of dripping makeup was very simple: "Go away, I have something serious to tell you."

The goddess did tell me something serious, about the ritual of "staining black".

Even if I didn't know the meaning of "Bai Ke" at first, it is very clear now.The rule for newcomers to formally enter the Tao is to let the referrer lead them into a banquet held by one of the three underworld families, and the one where the white guest is black is considered to belong to this faction by default.

Newcomers must be dressed in white to enter the arena, which means that they have been in the white way, and "stained black" means that at the end of the banquet, a servant will bring a large tank filled with sand and ink. Blood will be prepared. At this time, each guest can fill a wine glass with these black and dirty things, and then pour them all on the white guest until the white guest's clothes are completely blackened.

There is also a very critical point here. The first person to throw something at Baike is the place to show Baike's worth. This is also a very worthy statement in the future development of Baike.This kind of value is just like the first-night price tag of a prostitute, so if the referrer of Baike is not high-status, he will basically invite someone with a higher status in the banquet to do this.

Even if it's something dirty, as long as the goddess splashes on me, hair doesn't count!I quickly said: "Goddess, you won't stand by and watch, will you? You must be the first to splash me!"

Di Jinzhuang casually hummed: "You are my child, and I should pour the first glass. It's just that you scratched me a few times. According to my style on the road, if you don't die, you will lose your skin. Just let you out like this, and throw you at you regardless of previous suspicions, it is estimated that many people will suspect you and me."

I stood at attention and said righteously, "Goddess, come and beat me up!"

Dipping makeup coolly glanced at me: "I am the fifth firewood collector, because he has plenty of time to recuperate, do you have any?"

But I suddenly had an idea, and said cheaply: "Goddess! How about... why don't you fuck me once?"

The temperature in the depths of the pupils dripping with makeup dropped little by little, almost condensing into a glacier that freezes the wasteland. He just stared at me for a long time, then suddenly lowered his eyes, and whispered without any emotion: "...Okay .”

The author has something to say:

I want to disappoint all viewers == Actually, it has nothing to do with the country's anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities. There really is no H here. . .At most, a little bit of SM venting anger【When I didn’t say it

The true identity and experience of the goddess are so amazing, so it will take many chapters to reveal her secrets, and the next step is Yishu's experience of climbing up the underworld. Well, there is such a cowardly father who also annoyed the goddess. It is estimated that the most difficult time has arrived!

☆, the prehistoric quagmire

I thought this would bring the relationship between the goddess and me closer, but I didn't expect that the distance between the goddess and me would be abruptly opened.

As for the abnormal attitude of the goddess, I didn't realize it until I learned a little bit about the secrets of the palace family.After a sudden thought of what happened at this time, he was silent for a moment, and stood up to find the pliers to tear his own mouth.

After a long time, I read Chi Rong's memoirs, and there was a sentence in it that I remembered for a long time: "When I thought we were all grown up and in our best years, I didn't expect that he was already old."

With all the make-up dripping off, the jokes were all gone for half his life, leaving only heavy makeup in the world; his name turned out to be so beautiful, but so indifferent.

I can't imagine that those delicate wrists can burst out with the power to tear thick wool with bare hands, and there is no emotion in the eyes when the makeup is completely tearing my clothes.When his wide sleeves were raised, there were faint outlines of muscles above his arms, and under the oil lamp, there were vaguely staggered white or light brown scars.

And as he messed up his black robes as well, I saw his real waistline, unexpectedly, as slender and womanly as his wrists.This is indeed a bit strange. Anyway, according to biological standards, the body structure of men and women must be different. Where the structure of the bones is, the standard of waist circumference is also set there.

According to men's standards, the waist of the goddess is too sexy!

But don't allow me to think too much, DiJianzhuang started to wreak havoc around again, kicking tables and benches, the black robes and skirts fluttering, like three thousand night lotuses blooming slowly in the dark night.

After tossing about half an hour, the left hand clenched tightly with all the makeup dripped, and the bloody mouth burst open again before it had time to scab. He silently watched the blood splattered on the corner of the table, and then took a piece of paper to dry it on the back of his hand. With a soft and tired voice: "Put on your clothes and go out."

I saw him pull the neckline of his robe and push the door first. Two people in uniforms with black background and blood patterns at the door saw him, and immediately bowed their heads and retreated.Then the atmosphere of chatting in the courtyard suddenly turned cold, and everyone stood up from the stone chairs. Fourth Master Chai quickly ran over from the side with a smile on his face: "Master Zhuang, calm down? This time, I am from the Chai family. If you make a mistake, you will definitely come to the door to apologize later!"

"No, this matter is over." Di Jin made up and straightened his neckline. It seemed that it took several times more effort to say one more word, and his whole body was full of weariness. It’s like I’m bullying a child, and I’m also slapping your Chai family in the face.”

Fourth Master Chai responded, "Yes, yes, Mr. Zhuang has a lot of people, let's take it off."

The subsequent "blackening" ceremony made me uncomfortable besides uncomfortable.

After affirming that I appease the dripping makeup, Fourth Master Chai asked someone to bring up a large tank. It was dark inside, mixed with the smell of mud and ink, and there was a fishy smell, which made the smell disgusting.

Before putting on all the makeup, he held a wine glass, leaned slightly to scoop up a glass, the thick black viscous liquid overflowed from the mouth of the glass, and slowly slid onto his hand, it was like a cold black snake, making him feel like a cold snake for no reason. people fear.

He stood still in front of me, reached out and began to pour.He poured it very fast, and half of my white clothes were completely stained black, exuding a strange mixed smell.

When there was still a puddle at the bottom of the cup, Dipping Makeup suddenly waved his hand, and all the remaining thick black liquid splashed on my face. I closed my eyes reflexively, and then heard the sound of the porcelain cup breaking, and then went away. The sound of footsteps, and finally Chai Fourth Master chasing after him shouting: "Master Zhuang! Master Zhuang, go slowly! This time it is the Chai family who offended me! Don't take it to heart!"

Before the cry went away, another cup was poured on me suddenly, which made my heart feel cold.

I didn't dare to wipe off the filth on my face with my hands, so I simply closed my eyes and felt the overwhelming blackness.

From then on, I will be dyed black and insulated from the white road.

And the place where they live will be dirty everywhere. In this black world, black laws, black morality, and black wealth are practiced. Countless souls who are suffering and howling are here, but they must turn around life and death here, because leaving If you leave this place, you will no longer be able to live.

Like a prehistoric quagmire.

My father told me later that the underworld laundered countless money. He once thought it was so easy to launder a person, but after struggling for decades, he returned to this dark place.

He said that in this world, people are not as good as money.

After I heard this, I said, old man, it's really fucking rare for you to understand this truth after all these years.

……

A banquet was tossed from midnight to four or five in the morning, and the filth on my body condensed into pieces, and a few small pieces of shells could be spilled with a flick of my hand.If this black light is blind, if he passes by Nie Xiaoqian, he will definitely exclaim: "Grandma! Where did the Taoist make you into a prototype?!"

Fortunately, the more humane aspect of this rule is to allow the white guests to take a bath, so we, a group of extremely dark white guests, regardless of sleepiness, immediately expressed their spirits and expressed that they would go to the bathhouse with the servants.It is very worth mentioning that in this dark night, there are still passing servants greeting us!A person next to me who was so dark that it was almost invisible said in surprise, "Brother, you...you can still see us?"

The servant groaned, and said calmly: "You are all black out of outline, tsk, there is still this smell, too aggressive."

All white guests: "..."

It turns out that it is very necessary for us to take a shower.

When we arrived at the bathhouse, we were all tangled—Nimma, there is only one pool, and we are mixed with men and women. Does this mean we want us to take a mandarin duck bath? !

Six white guests, four men and two women.The four men expressed that they didn't mind, and one of the men actually said to me: "Yi Shu—you are Yi Shu, right? You definitely don't mind, you've been with... what's wrong with you today!" After finishing speaking, Expressing high envy with the whites of the eyes and teeth (only these two are white can be seen), "I heard from some masters that you follow... that master is very powerful in the Tao! See the attitude of Chai Fourth Master towards him Have you? It’s just too awesome! And he condescends to be the first one to throw you at you! Your future is bound to be immeasurable! Don’t forget the two brothers when the time comes!”

Me: "... hello brother, who are you brother?"

The man rolled his eyes: "Me! Xue Hong! You don't know me anymore?"

Me: "...fuck you can still recognize me! You are so talented!!"

Apart from me, the only girl left is that pink and tender girl, but she is still a mud monkey now.Encountering such an unprecedented situation, the little girl was so anxious that she almost cried, and suggested in a low voice: "Can't we let the girls wash first?"

I sighed, and went over to pat her thin shoulder: "Girl, here are all people who have entered the underworld. There is no such thing as respecting the old and loving the young ladies first. If you say that, people will only think, yo You little boy still want me to use your bath water to kill you?"

Then he patted her comfortingly, then pushed her into the water with a palm, heard a sound of water splashing and screaming, and jumped down himself, beckoning to the shore, "Everyone come! But keep your hands and feet clean! When I fall on Lao Tzu, one person will have one kick!"

……

After soaking for half an hour, a layer of skin was rubbed off, and the six of us could finally see what each other looked like.So shirtless, they looked at each other in the bathroom.

It is not appropriate to say that they are all naked, but the men are naked, lying in a row on the edge of the bathhouse, looking like a gentleman.And half of my white clothes were torn by the goddess, so I simply wore the innermost underwear, and the little girl who had been hiding in the corner was tightly wrapped, and looked up vigilantly after a few washes, just like a nest of weasels The innocent little chick in the movie.

After I finished washing, seeing that she was still washing her hands, I immediately leaned over and said something else to distract her: "Girl, where are you from? Look at you, you shouldn't be a Taoist, where are your parents?"

The little girl looked at me with tears in her eyes: "Sister, my parents were killed, and I'm here for revenge!"

I:"……"

Come on girl, I haven't even said anything soft, you've exposed your old self!If you don't have an expert to help you, this enemy, you can wait for your next life with peace of mind!

But looking at her weak appearance, I just wanted to comfort her a few words, but before I could say anything, suddenly two servants came over and shouted: "Is Ding Juerui there? Come out! Fourth Master Chai, please!"

Everyone in the bathhouse was startled by the voice, and the little girl immediately hid behind me like a hamster, not daring to show her head.

Seeing that no one came out, the servant immediately yelled again: "Is Ding Juerui here? Fourth Master, please!"

After a while of silence, the little girl couldn't bear the pressure and slowly emerged, saying in a soft voice, "I...I haven't finished washing yet."

The servant has already come over with a big bath towel: "Fourth Master Chai has prepared hot water and is waiting for the girl to go."

It's self-evident what to do, this girl is indeed booked.

But the little girl grabbed me tightly and didn't let go, her voice was crying: "I won't go! I won't go! Fourth Master Chai is over 50 years old! I don't want it!"

The servant was slapped on the face by her, and looked at me a little displeased: "This girl, it's none of your business, please let go."

I pointed at the little girl: "Hey, figure it out, buddy! She is the one who is holding on to me, do you want me to cut off my arm?"

The little girl looked at me and burst into tears: "Sister! Please save me! I don't want to go! Even if I want to please people with my body, I have to be like your master! I don't want that old and fat man !"

I:"……"

At this moment, thousands of words can only be merged into one sentence - what a mess!Goddess, you have to be responsible to me! !

I silently opened her hand, sighed and persuaded: "You, uh, don't say that he is old and fat in front of fourth master... menopausal people don't listen to this, talk about his majestic appearance If you send a thousand troops, you won't fail...Maybe you can see us tomorrow."

When the girl's last finger was broken off, she was wrapped in a white bath towel by the clerk, and carried away crying all the way.

I waved my hand at the little girl, and turned around to see four old men with astonished faces.Xue Hong couldn't hold his breath, and immediately came up to him and said, "Aren't you going to save her? She's screaming so badly, your compatriots!"

I splashed water on his face: "Stay away from me. Monkeys and humans are close relatives. When you eat monkey brains, don't you still want to remember and respect root incense for your compatriots?"

The oldest man in his 40s in the bathhouse suddenly gave me a thumbs up: "Girl, you are born to be a good person! I, Wei Feng, let's get acquainted with the girl."

I silently received this praise: "It's a pleasure to meet you, everyone from all corners of the world is gathered together. I'm not easy to forgive, other than that, I am too scumbag, and I have done things like stabbing my mother in the back. Everyone pay attention to me This kind of teammate is like a pig."

Everyone showed interest in the stabbing, and even the other two men in their 30s and [-]s came over to say hello, so we began to share the wicked things we had done, and we were like brothers and sisters.

And under us, the water in the bathhouse was washed black, like a dye vat, and like this world.

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【You don't have to destroy Tu Xiuxiu's master←

☆、Wojiao Stone Basic Training

I stayed at the tea house that night, but I didn't fall asleep much, and I vaguely remembered some things from a long time ago.

When I was very young, my father took me to buy a tutorial book prescribed by the school. In the summer, he took me to eight bookstores, still holding my bag, and I followed him and went in. In a bookstore, the boss lined up books that match the titles. I glanced at them and found none of them, so we went out in style and found the next one.

In fact, it is not so chic, our clothes are all wet, and the sun makes people peel off, but every time I look up, the man's generous and huge back is infinitely magnified, with sweat, but it makes people have endless aftertaste, just As if it can carry a person's lifelong support.

I lay on the bed and covered my face, thinking that I saw that man again in the private room today, with his back bent, his face always drooping, and a listless look, obviously I was used to seeing him when he divorced , but always heartwarming.

"Chai Ming, look at your talent."

Lingling surrounds the goddess with a tired voice, yes, dripping make-up is so cool and cocky, in front of people is a goddess surrounded by millions of fans, behind her is a makeup master who can kill people with one word, dad, you love him I'm not surprised, in fact, I also wagged my tail cowardly.

But you are my father, facing your own daughter, can you make a difference?

After tossing and turning for a long time, I picked up the phone ten times, and still called out my dad's number, thought about it, and sent a text message.

Dad came back soon, which was beyond my expectation. What surprised me even more was that he agreed to my request and decided to have a talk with me. Is the phone number given to me a fake...

Fortunately, my father was not so wicked, and later he gave me the address in a text message.I put on some clothes and left the guest room. I asked a few servants and found the garden where my father lived temporarily. , not pretending to give Zhu Huacui", this poem tastes like rouge when you read it.

Oh, this little day is really moist.

He took out the text message and handed it to the servant, and was ushered into the door. Dad was leaning on the bed and waiting for me. His right arm was still in plaster, and he saw me waving my left hand.

I nodded and walked over to sit opposite him, and my father reached out for the servant to hand me a glass of lemonade.

I sat upright, ready to have a serious conversation with my dad.But the old man's expression was erratic, and he seemed to be wandering for a while, before he said cautiously and even panicked: "Master Zhuang, he treats you... So, that?"

I sprayed him in the face with a sip of lemonade.

Dad silently wiped his face with a tissue, I coughed a few times to calm down, and then slapped the porcelain cup on the desk next to me: "Your fourth brother is quite magnanimous. Go out, you didn't say a word?"

The old man put the face-wiping paper aside, and said in a rambling voice, "Xiaoshu, I know you hate me, but we cannot violate the rules of this road, although I am also very sad why you came here..."

I wiped my face deeply, and hoped that he would understand my words and tell me something about the Chai family's power, but in the end I said such a bunch of useless nonsense!I simply interrupted him, and said bluntly: "I heard that the Chai family is very divided? Which faction do you belong to?"

The old man froze for a moment, then shook his head: "No, I don't fight for power, and I don't bother to care about those nonsense things."

I:"……"

Hey old man, such a good condition!Are you still fighting? !Are you the mother of Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva? !

It seems that I can't get any news. I put down the lemonade and was about to go back to catch up on sleep, but my father suddenly asked Ai Ai to hold me: "Xiaoshu, you, why don't you stay here?"

I turned around and said, "Why do you stay here? I'm bothered by a lot of things. You don't need to call me when you're always running around with cats and dogs."

The old man faltered and said: "Well, your godmother will come over tomorrow, let me think about it, do you want to meet?"

Me: "..." Silently looked at him for a while, then said firmly, "Get out of here!"

For some strange reason, my father didn't let go of me, and continued: "Your younger brother is coming too, I'll go and talk to fourth brother, don't send you to work below, just take your younger brother with you at Chai's house It's..."

I almost shattered my teeth when I heard it: "I, he, mother, still, have, a, brother, brother?" As soon as I finished speaking, my anger soared, I shook off the old man's hand, put my foot on the foot of the bed, and clanged There was a sound, "Do you want me to take him? I came to be your son's nanny because I was splashed with mud when I entered Taoism? The fifth master of the Chai family! Do you fucking believe that I dare to eunuch your son and hang him by your bedside?!"

When the servants outside heard the noise, they all ran in and grabbed my arm. I struggled to break free, and smashed a large floor-to-ceiling vase next to it with my foot.

The old man probably didn't realize it, he stared at me blankly, I gritted my teeth, and said word by word: "Chai Ming, you fucking listen to me, you know the word Yishu, it's as good as Chai. No way! In the future, if you use the words godmother and younger brother to scare me, your wife and son will go to Pujue Temple to accompany my old lady!"

The servants had already dragged me out, anyway, I had finished cursing, so I didn't struggle anymore.After being dragged outside the garden, the two servants let go of their hands and looked at each other. One of them whispered, "Why bother? After all, it's still..."

I snorted coldly, turned and left without saying a word.

……

It was just dawn, and I had been asleep for less than an hour. Someone pushed me awake immediately, with a strong hand, and half of my shoulder was numb from a sudden slap.I opened my eyes and saw that there was a tall and strong servant beside the bed. He patted me to get up while eating pancakes. Seeing that I woke up, he immediately swallowed the pancakes and said, "It's time for Baike's basic training. There is a car outside to take you to Wojiao." stone."

My mind is not very bright yet, and I suddenly remembered what was going on after I got dressed.

Damn, basic training for Baike!

Being on the Tao and entering the Tao are two concepts.There are a lot of the former, which are equivalent to the sluts who are in the middle of black and white. They are regarded as the lowest level of people in the underworld. Similarly, it is easy for them to wash white; but once they enter the Tao, the relationship is immediately complicated, and they must abide by the rules of the underworld. If a crime is committed, it will be added to the crime in the eyes of the police.

So one week after Baike entered the Tao, everyone will prepare the basic training for Baike, and tell Baike the common sense, laws, and systems of this dark society like teaching children; and individual review, and finally decide where to assign.

And "Wojiaoshi" is the basic training camp for Baike.

"Wojiao Stone" is a stone outside the hell of the underworld in legend. This kind of stone absorbs the resentment and despair of ghosts and grows continuously on the edge of hell.Whenever a ghost can't stand the torture of the Ten Temples and wants to escape, it will always be burned into coke by the anger on the Wojiao Stone at the first time, and then disappear in ashes.

"Dyeing black" is the first step, then "Wojiao stone" is the second step.

Because we heard this legend and didn’t know much about what to do in Wojiao Stone, our group of five new Baikes were very frightened, and we kept knocking on the side of the driver when we were driven by the van. Unfortunately, the driver was also reluctant Confused, no valid information can be provided.

Xue Hong is obviously the most emotional one: "It feels so scary, it feels so scary, so scary, so scary..."

I didn't have enough rest, and I was annoyed by his nagging, so I elbowed him: "You fucking repeater reincarnated!"

Wei Feng boldly extended his thumb: "Girl did a great job!"

I was a little sleepy, but at this moment the car was full of unfamiliar men and I didn't dare to sleep, so I tried my best to look out the window: "That little girl, what's your name? Ding Juerui, right? You didn't come with us today. "

Xue Hong had a gossipy face: "I heard that he was tortured by Fourth Master Chai and couldn't move in bed."

I clicked my tongue twice: "The little girl will definitely not listen to persuasion, and she has no ability to protect herself. If she annoys others, she will suffer herself."

Xue Hong stared at me for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand to touch my chest: "Yi Shu, you are actually a man, right? Let me check it out!"

I grabbed his hand and kicked him with one foot. The other hand came across his neck and pinched an inch down. longevity?"

Xue Hong smiled dryly: "Forgive me for joking! Who doesn't know that you are Chai Wuye's illegitimate daughter!"

Me: "...fuck!"

Now I was really angry, I cut him down with a knife, and he wailed, then turned to Wei Feng and said: "Brother, help me, tear off his clothes and pants and throw them out of the window, I owe you a favor .”

Without further ado, Wei Feng began to pick off Xue Hong's pants.

Xue Hong was terrified: "Yi Shu, you are a man, are you a man, how can a girl have such strength?! Ah, my pants! My pants fell off! What are you going to do!"

I sneered: "Let you enter Wojiao Stone while basking in the sun!"

After saying a word, the whole car fell silent.

Wei Feng was throwing his trousers out of the window at this time, and looked at me silently for a moment: "I still believe that you are a girl, and a man can't look so juicy." After hesitating for a while, he still firmly added, "You have big breasts too."

I let go of Xue Hong, and kicked him again: "Are you a f*cking idiot? Is my strength strong? Not as big as my chest!" After speaking, I nodded to Wei Feng, "Thank you for the compliment, Wei Brother has a good eye."

Crowd: "..."

……

The destination turned out to be a technical vocational school in the suburbs, and the slogan "Wojiao Technical Vocational School, help you soar to China, from now on, parents don't have to worry about my job anymore!" was painted on the wall outside.

I:"……"

What the fuck is this?Can't you even make up a slogan to suspend your brain damage? !

However, ordinary technical schools do not have the defense line of barbed wire grids. Although the walls are painted with lime, the luster of the peeling corners is clearly steel, and the door is full of barbs.

We got out of the car one by one, and the last one, Xue Hong, was holding key parts in the car and refused to get off.I just watched the show coldly with my hands folded. Wei Feng was obviously with me, and the other two young people had no sense of existence, and they didn't want to show off at this time.

After a stalemate for a while, the driver finally sighed, took off his jacket and handed it to Xue Hong: "Hey little brother, take it, you said you don't even have a pair of scissors, and you want to provoke a piranha, besides being bitten off What good can you ask for with a piece of meat?"

Xue Hong hurriedly took the apron around his waist, just about to mutter something, glanced at me and immediately closed his mouth tightly, covering the only coat on his body, and the place where he was standing was a safe distance from me.

As soon as the driver started the car, he looked at me again and said, "Girl, the road is still long, and there are people out there. When we get to Wojiaoshi, everyone should be smarter. To be honest, the white people in your group are nothing. What are you doing?" The biggest thing is just hurting people, and some groups are all masters who kill people and steal goods, and the drivers who brought them all said that their necks were cold all the way."

I nodded slightly: "I also know about this kind of thing."

The driver silently raised the window, and the car ran farther and farther amidst the exhaust fumes.

After about two or three minutes, the door of the technical school suddenly opened with a beeping sound at a very average speed.Then a bald man walked out from inside, smoking a cigarette, wearing a black vest, a leather coat, and muscles on his arms.

He looked at us one by one, and spent a lot of time on Xue Hong and me. Finally, he smiled meaningfully, turned around and yelled: