half face makeup
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In the corner: "Your?"
I saw it, rub it!My dish!
Before I recovered from the embarrassing state, I walked to the pile of things with all my makeup on and picked them up. Seeing him inspecting the side dishes as if reviewing the army, I felt so much for the dishes!
My voice was trembling: "Goddess...they are really just vegetables..."
Dripping makeup seemed to smile, and wanted to continue drinking the lipstick tea, but he stuck the mouth of the cup to the mask and put it down as if nothing had happened, but the voice was dry and hoarse: "You don't buy it often, do you?"
I replied, "I just bought it today to celebrate."
Di Jinzhuang nodded slightly: "You have been cheated, the vegetable farmer is probably bullying the children, the ones you bought are not fresh."
I:"……"
Goddess, do you actually eat mortal food? !You are so omnipotent, how can we still have the confidence to live! !
Dipping all the makeup and putting the dishes back on the ground, he said in a calm tone, "It's really worrying for a child like you who doesn't have any life skills."
I couldn't help scratching my head, and my heart was filled with pink bubbles from the legendary God of Cupid... Alas, Goddess, are you caring about me?
Looking at me with all the makeup on, the black long windbreaker set off his tall and straight figure, but his pupils seemed to be in prosperity, but I only heard his voice with a seven-point cold three-point smile: "Yi Shu, I take care of the children It's quite skillful, will you follow me?"
"..."
There was a bang, my heart trembled and my knees went numb, this time I really knelt down!
The author has something to say: == Two updates today
Hmm, I don't know what the audience's opinion is about this meeting?
If you think the goddess is not enough dick, I can change it =w=
☆, Hibiscus and Albizia
Who is Dipping Makeup?
A master of contemporary drama with "bright and glamorous face like a banished fairy, sad and gloomy body like a vulgar demon", the executive president and CEO of G.BMZ Group, the largest asset in the palace family, has a wide network of contacts and is ruthless, and any word on Weibo can be read Reposted millions of times, but so far no one has caught a glimpse of his true makeup goddess.
Such a person condescendingly solicits you, don't you hurry up and thank the Lord Ron, why did you buy life insurance? !
My legs were so weak that I was still unable to stand up, so I simply said in this posture of allegiance: "Thank you Goddess for your grace!!"
Then I was honored to see that the goddess who had been in a state of calm was rendered speechless by me.
At this time, the door of the president's office was suddenly pushed open, and then a voice came one step ahead of the figure: "Master Zhuang, are you in there?"
Di Jinzhuang held the black tea and turned sideways, a girl rushed towards her with an authentic bear hug.Immediately putting away the black tea in his hand after dripping off his makeup, he frowned and said, "Do you want to be scalded to death?"
The girl rubbed her waist that was dripping with makeup, then raised her face and said in a very heavy tone: "Master Zhuang, you have a big deal!"
Dripping all makeup and looking down at her calmly: "Say."
The girl couldn't hide her schadenfreude: "Hey, didn't you go to socialize with that [-] reporter last night? Tsk tsk, how drunk are you? You don't come home at night! Chairman Gong is angry! Almost asked the Gong family to deal with it! He also said that he would mobilize the board of directors to vote to temporarily revoke your position as CEO!"
Di Jinzhuang sighed: "Has she caught me for a long time?"
The girl snorted: "If I hadn't interceded for you yesterday, you wouldn't have been able to leave the hotel this morning! Look, no one even gave you a special scarf. Poor, this low-quality five yuan apiece Does it hurt to wipe your face with the mask? Master Zhuang, while you are still rich and powerful, come and reward me with something?"
Di Jinzhuang put the black tea on the coffee table, and asked lightly: "Dare you come here at noon to ridicule me? Chi Rong, when did you ride on the head of my class leader? Kneel four times in front of your father's grave." Haven't knelt enough when I was young?" Looking at Miss Chi's gradually collapsed face, she sneered and continued, "Okay, I happen to still have a master's spirit card in my office, right there, go, kneel for me!"
Miss Chi immediately stretched out her paws to pick up the clothes dripping with makeup: "Ahhhhhhhhhh Zhuang Ye, I was wrong! I will never dare again!! I will never give up the treatment again!! Zhuang Ye begs you to forgive me Me!!"
In the midst of this man-made chaos, my regained leg stood silently.Seeing this situation, I can't help but feel that if this is also the golden finger in my life, then the following story must be a sadomasochism. Look at the attitude of the goddess towards the female head of the world, and then look at the attitude of others towards me. Isn't Laozi a cannon fodder for foil?
Chi Dangjia was very attentive in bringing tea and water to the goddess, pushing his shoulders and legs, just like a little eunuch who professionally served the emperor, completely ignoring me, a non-existent person.I was hesitating whether to say goodbye now, when Master Chi suddenly took out a large notebook from his bag, and handed it to Di Jinzhuang bitterly: "Fifty copies of "Furong Button" have been copied."
Di Jinzhuang lazily took the notebook and flipped through it, then hummed: "Can you memorize it?"
Chi Rong continued to grimace: "Sing...can't sing..."
Di Jinzhuang was silent for a while, and said with a suppressed temper, "It's been nearly ten years since this sheet music was published, and you've heard me sing it so many times, tell me now that you still don't know how to do it, are you serious?"
Chi Rong stammered: "Actually... In fact, there are only a few sentences I don't understand, no, only three sentences..."
Dripping makeup finally couldn't take it anymore: "Chi Rong! Except for the sound, the whole score is only four lines!"
Chi Rong looked at Dijinzhuang with tears in his eyes, gently pulled the corner of his clothes and shook it for a long time, and the aura of Dijinzhuang was also dissipated a little by the shaking. He put his hand on his forehead and said, "Take it here and let me see it." Look, which sentences don’t work?”
Chi Rong quickly handed over the notebook and pointed to a few sentences in it.With all makeup on, he only scanned a few lines, and explained with a calm attitude: "This section is recognized as 'dry throat' in the opera circle. The huqin for the soundtrack has also been changed for a long time. , the setback technique, the fingering emphasizes the timbre of the inner strings and the pressing and kneading of the little finger."
He made a few demonstration movements, tapped the air with his fingers, and said: "Strengthen the frequency of using the dun teasing bow method, highlight the color concentration of the '4, 7' partial tones in the accompaniment cavity, so the required yin singing must be A mix of fall and chords, with a natural slack and slump at the end.”
After finishing speaking, he tapped his fingertips on the table, and after knocking a few times, he suddenly raised his eyes, and at the same time his eyes were rippling, a soft and charming voice came out: "Red crisp hands, yellow wine, The city is full of willows on the palace walls. The east wind is evil, the joy is weak, the heart is full of melancholy, and I have been away for a few years. Wrong, wrong, wrong!"
His face seemed to be covered with heavy makeup in an instant, every line was enchanting, mixed with the gorgeous voice, it seemed that time had shortened in an instant, and he had come to the distant ancient dynasty, where famous actresses were smiling all over the world.
Even though I have heard this composition thousands of times, it is still not as shocking as this moment.
So far no one has dared to surpass the masterpiece of dripping make-up—that song "Furong Button" that is so popular!
It is said that "Fu Rong Kou" is the masterpiece of Fu Rong Kou, the veteran master at that time. It is enough to see his love for this score just from the fact that he put his stage name on it.
The musical form adopts the tune of Ci Pai "The Hairpin Head Phoenix". Four three-character short sentences, two four-character couplets, and one three-character refrain are used in each of the upper and lower columns, and each sentence is closed in a humming tone. The rhyme is changed four times, but it does not use the interchange of flat and flat to obtain harmony. Instead, it is changed above the first half of the line, and after the second half of the line. The emotion expressed borders on anguish and despair.
And the first two lines of this "Fu Rong Kou" are based on "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" written by Lu You. Master Fu Rong Kou wrote four more lines for it later. The whole score has six lines. It is the first sentence in "Qisheng".
Chi Rong also stayed there for a long time before stammering: "Why do I lose my tune when I sing... This score is too perverted..."
Dripping all the makeup, she looked at Chi Rong with a look that was because you were stupid.
Chi Rong noticed the meaning contained in this gaze, and became ashamed from anger: "Master Zhuang! Has "Acacia Leak" been sung yet?!"
Dripping makeup: "..."
"Acacia Leak", this is the first time I heard this name.
At that time, I never could have imagined that this name was simply a curse, which almost cast a shadow over the rest of my life.
What is it?In short, "Acacia Leak" is the second half of "Furong Button".
It was Di Jinzhuang who spent four years completing the remnants of his master's score, and "Hehuanlou" was his original stage name. For some reason, it was abandoned before he became a teacher.And the last time he used it was on the score of "Acacia Leak" that no one could sing, not even himself.
……
It was almost two o'clock in the afternoon by the time Chi Dangjia's clown was done. I was hungry and seized the opportunity to say goodbye.Dipping makeup and nodding, she went to the next cubicle. She probably took off her mask and had some tea and something to eat. Miss Chi looked at me curiously, and kindly took out a box of biscuits from her bag and handed it to me. .
I didn't dare to take the biscuit, but on the surface, Xie En took it, and also explained sideways: "Master Chi, I will work for G.BMZ Group in the future, please take care of me."
Chi Rong is simply quick to say: "You have to find Zhuang Ye to take care of you, take care of you until you upgrade to the secretary, ah no, ma'am, the level is full!"
Me: "..." Chi Dangjia, why do I feel that you will poison me with this biscuit before I reach that point?
Chi Rong thought for a while, and then said mysteriously: "But I would like to advise you, the Chairman is a brother! My biggest wish is to remove all the positions of Mr. Zhuang, and then keep him at home to cook and wash dishes every day. bed!"
I:"……"
Hey, hey, for a brother like a goddess with makeup, shouldn't his younger sister be a gentle, gentle, charming and lovely daughter?What is going on with such a queen-attributed girl from the chairman who is as virtuous as my mother!
But when I think of the goddess wearing a hellokitty apron to cook and cook calmly at home, and coming over with a pillow at night to give a good night kiss and then throwing the quilt to lie down... Damn, my nose is about to flow out of my aunt! !
I really couldn't ask this personal question, so I couldn't help but ask in the end: "Why do you call the goddess makeup master?"
Chi Rong said without hesitation: "Because he is quite a man!"
I:"……"
Master Chi, admit it, you have been fined too much by him, so you can't restrain yourself from calling him uncle, right...
The author has something to say: So what == What the author said this time is more important.
let's say one by one
①About that paragraph about how to sing, it sounds very academic, right?Please note!Pure genus fictional!Please don't take it seriously!Because I am not a singer, I just collected some information about this, and I don’t understand it, so I simply put some nouns together. If there is any spectator who is proficient in this trip, please leave a message and reply me. What is unreasonable, we can come Discuss and discuss, even if you complain, you have to tell the reason. .
②About the music scores, the text clearly states that the two sentences of "Qisheng" in "Furongkou" are borrowed from Lu You's "Chaitoufeng", and the last four sentences of the main part are written by Furongkou himself, so don't I complained about copying "The Hairpin Head Phoenix".In short, for the next four sentences, I will use the "Imperial Lexicon" to write the lyric spectrum to ensure originality. If there are any similarities, it is a spoof!
☆, Lafayette's fighting power
It's already April, and the cicadas still don't sing outside the window, and the cicadas sing inside the house even more in the summer of July.
As soon as he came back from the Sirong Building, he saw six people with unkind faces gathered at the door.
Here is a brief introduction. The house my mother left me is not that big. It has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, with a total area of 76 square meters. Excluding the large furniture that gets in the way, the remaining masks are only 58.2 square meters.
And in the 58.2-square-meter living room out of the 15.9 square meters, there are actually six seniors sitting upright, staring at me majestically, making my head full of cicadas.
Recently, family ethics dramas are often shown on TV, and the ones that are particularly well received are the division of family property. When I watched it, I carefully weighed myself and felt that it had nothing to do with me, so I mocked and watched the TV drama with peace of mind.But I didn't expect that evil will be rewarded with evil, and this matter can really have something to do with Lao Tzu. I really can't underestimate the reincarnation of heaven.
It started with my mom's relatives.
The term "relative" can reflect the profoundness of Chinese culture, and it can especially reflect the harmony between sisters-in-law and relatives.When my mother started the company, she also shared some of the shares of these relatives’ companies as a token of representation. They have been very harmonious with the company’s dividends over the years. On the whole, my mother’s relatives are role models in my impression.But this model is based on property, so as soon as the problem of property comes out, the model collapses.
After the fall, all the models came to my house.
Looking at the six great Buddhas on the sofa, well, there is no need to go to the afternoon class.
The eldest aunt gesticulated while eating melon seeds, and said to me earnestly: "Yi Shu, the company's shares can't be fully credited, you can exchange them for other things, think about it, all the equity has been credited to the creditor, and you can make up the account later." What do they do if they don’t recognize it? So, people have to set a bottom line for themselves, and shares are the bottom line! Do you understand?”
The uncle immediately followed his wife and added: "Listen up, Yishu, your aunt is right, you are young and ignorant, we come here to remind you, don't be fooled by the scammers in the society, where are you so stupid in this society? Anwen, since your mother died, do you know how many people are staring at the company? You must not be arrogant, do you know?"
It seems that they don't know that I have sold the company, and they only thought that I was selling out the equity, and they could get a share of dividends for the shares, so they rushed over to tell me the facts and make sense.
I stood aside with my hands folded, silence is golden.
Seeing that I didn't speak, my aunt hurriedly said: "Yi Shu, we don't have a problem with you, it's about the shares. We are afraid that your child will not understand, so we come here to talk to you. This is very important. You should definitely Can't be pushed out, huh?"
I looked at the remaining three, and I really had no patience to listen to their criticisms. Finally, I opened my mouth and dropped a bomb first: "I have already signed the contract."
The eldest aunt was in a hurry. After hearing this, she slapped the melon seeds on the coffee table and shouted: "Oh, you son of a bitch, why didn't you tell our elders to make a decision? Ouch, hurry up, hurry up Go and make a phone call with the creditors and say that the contract is invalid, we will not sell it! No, it is not mortgaged to them, and they can change it, and the shares are definitely not allowed!"
I said, "Liquidated damages of 50 yuan, are you going to pay it yourself or sell me?"
While comforting his wife, the uncle blew his beard and stared at him: "You have a little brain too! Didn't you say that you can't bet or bet? You can tell at a glance that it has never happened. Such a big thing is too hasty! The company really If I can’t give it to you, something will happen!”
I frowned secretly, and interrupted my uncle who was about to speak: "A month ago, the company was on the verge of filing for bankruptcy. I begged my father to tell my grandma to change hands. Why is no one taking care of this mess?"
The second uncle finally seized the opportunity to speak: "That's because we didn't get the news, why don't you be busy, you unlucky kid and don't tell us, otherwise how could you make such a big mistake?"
I said, "Yes, now that the technology is advanced, I will sign the contract in the morning, and everyone will come in the afternoon."
Auntie seemed a little uneasy on her face, and said in a soft voice: "No matter what, Yishu, you should tell the creditor to return some shares, and we don't say exchange all, at least return our share... "
After hearing this, I slowly said: "...Then? Shall I file for bankruptcy? Or buy a lottery ticket and wish myself a big prize?"
The eldest aunt regained her breath, and immediately shouted with full firepower: "I don't care! You can buy this house! The shares are our property, and you have no right to move them! If you don't care about this, If you want to buy it out, that's fine! Your mother's house is also worth hundreds of thousands, and you pay it to us, and we don't care about your own decision!"
With this scream, the living room became quiet, and the cicadas in my head were even noisier.
I have lived for more than ten years in my life, and I was a student most of the time, with an optimistic and positive personality. Although I am very sorry for Lei Feng's bad deeds, I met people who knew how to reason. I also met people in school debates. Although those great gods in China can turn black into white, at least they are reasoning, as long as they reason, everything will be easy to handle.This is the first time I have met an unreasonable person in more than ten years, which disrupted my logic and made me feel that the world is really a pit.
The last layer of pretentious window paper was torn, and I was facing a model who was once profound and profound. I looked at the six elders and was speechless for a long time.
After a moment of silence, I turned around and said, "Eat melon seeds first, and I'll go to the toilet."
As soon as I entered the toilet and closed the door, I immediately took out my mobile phone and dialed in a hurry. The new phone number hadn't been warmed up yet. It was really embarrassing to call so hastily. But at this time, I couldn't care about anything else. Cracking.
After getting through, my hands were still trembling, and my heart rate jumped to 1 per minute in an instant. After four beeps, the phone was connected, and the unique voice of Dipping Makeup came softly: "Huh?"
I tremblingly said in the tone of a Tang monk who finally met the Buddha of the Western Paradise: "Goddess, Goddess, I am Yishu!"
There was silence for a while, and then said: "Yi forgive, I am a goddess."
I begged for help, dumbfounded: "Goddess! Jiang...Jianghu emergency! Is it convenient to come to my house now?"
The goddess was silent again, and I could almost imagine his indifference with a slight frown: "Have you taken the aphrodisiac? I'll help you transfer the special assistant." After speaking, I heard a slight movement sound, as if he took the phone from his ear Down.
I yelled anxiously: "Don't! It's not dating! It's my family's business! The seven aunts and the eight aunts are here to make money! I'm going crazy!!"
Before he finished yelling, he heard a formatted female voice in his hand: "Call transfer, please wait..."
I put down the phone with tears streaming down my face, Goddess, is your hand so fast... I haven't finished talking yet...
Before I could finish my melancholy, Assistant Lute's voice came from the phone with a noisy background: "Who is that?"
I said weakly: "I am easy to forgive..."
Assistant Lu said hello a few times and seemed unable to hear him, and immediately made a decision: "Hello, I am Lu Liang, the special assistant to the president of G.BMZ Group, and I am currently in the quarterly communication meeting of major companies. If you are G.BMZ As a partner of the group, please answer A, and I will transfer you to the executive general manager; if your matter is seriously related to G.BMZ Group or the president, please answer C, and I will transfer you to the secretary of the president; if you are My friend, please answer B, and I will immediately hang up your 2B call!" After speaking, I was so impatient that I pressed the button to hang up.
I immediately yelled: "Fuck! I choose C!!"
Almost at the same time, the same formatted female voice sounded on the phone: "Call transfer, please wait..."
I:"……"
This time it was Zhuang Shuyan who answered the phone, and her voice was very clear: "Hello?"
Hope was ignited in my heart again, and I hesitated: "Secretary Zhuang? I am Yi Shu."
Zhuang Shuyan paused for a moment, seeming a little puzzled: "Miss Yi, what's the matter?"
I tried my best to speak tactfully: "Secretary Zhuang, I want to ask you to help me with something. Well, can you come to my house now if you have time?"
Zhuang Shuyan replied euphemistically: "I am willing to help you, but I am currently on a business trip in Guangzhou to negotiate a contract, and I am thousands of miles away from your home. Even if I am in a hurry to help you, I will have to wait for the plane in three hours. .”
Me: "...Oh, that's fine."
Oh shit! !One and two look pretty busy!Once something happened to Lao Tzu, everyone was as busy as a spinning top!Is this fucking God's will? !Is there any more nonsense of God's will than this! !
Zhuang Shuyan probably heard the haze in my tone, and immediately added: "I'll help you transfer to Master Chi. She has no schedule recently. She should be quite free and capable. It should be very easy to ask her for help." easy."
I nodded: "I'm sorry, Secretary Zhuang."
Then my phone rang for the third time: "Call transfer, please wait..."
It was the most diverted phone call in my life, what a fucking fuck!
Chi Rong answered the phone very quickly, and was connected almost as soon as it rang, and before I finished brewing up the distress call, Chi Rong scolded loudly: "I told you, I told you, I told you, ah! !I want to buy the cherry flavor!! Damn, have your brains been eaten by the old lady?! The first time I bought strawberries, the second time I bought lychees and the third time, are you planning to buy durian? What do you want to ask this time?! Come on! The head of the university wants to learn idioms but refuses ten times. If you are tired, you don’t need to pursue it. Go back to your Java country!!”
The phone hangs up immediately.
I:"……"
Hey girl... Do you really know who you are yelling at... Your suitor boyfriend is probably rushing back with a cherry ……
I sat on the toilet seat, wiped my face feebly, and sighed deeply.
I pretended to be suffocating, held it for about twenty minutes, and even broke a few pieces of soap and threw it into the toilet, imitating the sound of poop falling into the water, listening to the sound of pooping inside, and the sound of cracking melon seeds and whispering outside. Very noisy.
Thinking that if I stayed any longer, I would become constipated, so I stood up and pressed the button to flush the toilet. The sound of water flowed, and the almost-dissolved soap was flushed into the sewer.Then he stood silently for a while, and opened the door with an attitude of seeing death as home.
As soon as he stepped out, suddenly, the door was knocked lightly twice.
Serving these six Lafayettes has trained my endurance to a higher level. Even if the seventh one comes, it is nothing. I was silent for a while, then turned around calmly and opened the door.I thought badly that it would be great if the robber came. Anyway, all I can eat at home is pancakes except for instant noodles. I paid for all the real money. If the robber can drive away the six Cixi, I can keep him. Eat instant noodles.
I jerked the door open.
The light streamed in from the door, and the young man standing sideways was wearing a formal black suit and a white tie, and a dark silver scarf with black stripes around his neck. His high nose bridge traced the soft scarf , the light in the corridor illuminated the upper half of his face, and his pupils were beautiful and extraordinary.
I was completely stunned.
Then I stammered and said something extremely stupid: "Female...goddess, you are also my relative...relative?"
"..." Di Jinzhuang was silent for a while, then said concisely, "No."
I was still in a trance, and I forgot to let him in first: "Goddess, why did you come in person... I didn't prepare..."
"I didn't plan to show up at first, but then I thought about it, with Lu Liang's urinating nature, he must be too lazy to talk to you." Di Jinzhuang lightly pulled the scarf tightly covering his face, as if to make his breathing easier , and then glanced at me lightly, "It's not the first time I've done the job of raising a child, so don't look at me like I'm inexperienced."
I:"……"
It's really fucking unjust, but I was too shocked to return to my senses. Where did the dog dare to despise you, old man...
Lao Tzu was resurrected with full blood! !
The author has something to say: Today's second update ==
Uh, or to make up yesterday's, there was too much work yesterday, so I didn't have time to write, so I will write more today and post it together.
☆、Inedible pig
After the blood tank was full, I finally came back to my senses, turned sideways and disguised myself as a shoe rack, and respectfully invited the goddess to enter.
Di Jinzhuang walked a step further, closed the door with his backhand, and then suddenly put his hand on my shoulder to lead me in.
This is the first physical contact between me and the goddess, I almost didn't take a step.Di Jinzhuang is tall and tall. Under his protection, he gives people a sense of security. His nose is full of a faint fragrance of orchid musk. His five fingers are slender and strong. Take me in.
It wasn't until we came into the sight of the six Buddha masters that all makeup was gone before we let go. Then he glanced indifferently for a week, hooked a high-backed chair next to him and sat down, crossed his fingers on his lap, and raised his jaw slightly. The powerful aura was released instantly, successfully calming down the six Lafayettes.Everyone stared at him blankly, and the eldest aunt didn't even know that the melon seeds had leaked from her fingers.
I leaned over slowly, and deliberately picked a handful of melon seeds from the coffee table and tentatively handed them to Di Jinzhuang.
With all the makeup on, he turned his face to the side and glanced at me lightly, his eyes were full of brilliance: "Peel off the shell."
I immediately found the meaning of my existence here, and hurriedly rolled up my sleeves and started peeling melon seeds.
After removing all the makeup, he turned to the six Buddha masters again, and said in an unwavering tone: "Young people don't fight when they encounter problems, they have to sit down and talk about it." He took a piece of melon seeds I peeled and put them in his mouth covered with a scarf. Still clear and indifferent, "Well, well, since you guys like to do things the other way around so much, my solution is also very simple. One, you guys get out now and clean up the melon seeds. I'll treat this as if I'm blind .”
The six Buddha masters couldn't figure out where this was sacred, and they were not easy to offend, so they all laughed awkwardly at first.This time something was wrong, and she immediately became annoyed. The eldest aunt spat out a few mouthfuls of melon seeds on the ground, and scolded sharply: "Oh, where did you come from? This is our housework! Don't think that any rascal can join in! What nonsense do you have to say together! One, two, three? Second, what do you want to do? Are you here to file a lawsuit? We have a reason to file a lawsuit! That is our property, I have to spit it out for my old lady!"
I was diligently peeling the melon seeds, and I was also diligently lighting the wax for the Buddhas in my heart.Money is really blinding, it can make you offend all the ones you shouldn't offend.
As the CEO of a group, he is indeed a powerful figure who takes everything in the business field and the officialdom. After hearing the words, he put on all his makeup and said, "So you guys like to take the legal route, that's okay, I haven't used this method for a long time. , but since you want to play, I will accompany you."
The last two words are soft and clever, and he raised his eyebrows slightly when he said this. I almost immediately recalled the corners of his lips that were slightly drawn in front of the door with the broken makeup that day. The consequences are at your own risk.
I was highly concentrated almost by conditioned reflex. The meaning of the goddess' words is extremely clear, and it is definitely a prelude to death.It is estimated that the goddess is looking at my face to give a few great Buddhas a chance to get out. I think if it is the goddess's own intention, I am too lazy to waste my words. I will burn the house first, and then I will sit in the ruins depending on my mood. Let's talk.
That's the scary thing about him, he was absolutely ruthless and able to do this, and the price he paid was just a few entertainments.
Di Jinzhuang continued in a nonchalant tone: "The contract for the acquisition of Hongya Pharmaceutical has just been signed, and many things have not been handed over, such as what the creditor is targeting. The matter of several million in debt, Do you want to know the inside story, huh?"
The Buddhas were silent for a while, and then the uncle tentatively said: "Is it a lie? How many... millions of debts? The shares in our hands don't add up to several million, so why don't the creditors get anything? Why sign?" contract……"
This sentence made my blood boil. I dare to love this group of idiots who don't understand the company's system and nature except for the "shares can get money". I'm still trying to reason with them. am i a pig
Di Jinzhuang's voice was extremely flat: "Yi Shu, you can speak now."
Even the action of peeling melon seeds carried a deep contempt for myself, and I had almost nothing to say: "What do you say? Without the contract, the creditor must be unstable, and the shares in your hands are a reminder. Wait. The company is mortgaged, my house is sold, and the debt collectors they hired will go to your house. How much dividends you have used it for so many years, you will spit it out, otherwise? You ask me otherwise? Otherwise, it will be a matter in court Now, aren’t you going to take the legal route? This is it!”
Di Jinzhuang seemed to approve of it, propping his chin with one hand and narrating implicitly: "That's the end of the matter, a certain group that signed the contract, um, happened to have a little friendship with me, I don't think they would do anything because you offended me. things like breaking a contract."
I handed over a small handful of melon seeds, thinking to myself, Goddess, that it is enough for you to blow them away!Don't tear it up on a whim!
The eldest aunt obviously had some palpitations about the number, but looked up and down several times with the unique eyes of a middle-aged and elderly woman, and said the words that were not afraid of death but also worried: "You speak well...it's Tonger Right? With such a big background, there is something wrong here. Is it the concubine of the dead child next to him? Huh? After coaxing us away, you will get five or five cents?" As he spoke, he immediately gained confidence, "I know you guys This kind of person! I understand! Elbows turned out! Ingratitude! Disregard for family affection..."
Before she could finish speaking, Di Jinzhuang interrupted coldly: "Understood? My mother doesn't even understand me, so you deserve it?"
After speaking, he raised his hand to cover the outline of the ears covered by the hair and scarf, and he probably wore some talking earphones on it.He tapped it a few times with his index finger, and then I heard a small voice, which seemed to be Vice President He's bachelor prostitute, with a very humble tone: "President Gong."
Di Jinzhuang said indifferently: "Immediately cancel the procedures for all related matters of Hongya Pharmaceutical Company, and release the news to all creditors. G.BMZ Group has given up the acquisition right of Hongya Pharmaceutical Company. Who can collect their own part the fastest?" G.BMZ will give anyone a chance to cooperate, first come, first served, no waiting after expiration." After a pause, he continued, "Also, let me announce my position."
I was stunned. Hey Goddess, do you want the city gate to be on fire and the fish in the pond! !Although I admit that I am so stupid!Knowing that Goddess, you are a professional arsonist, you actually asked you to come over to put out the fire! !
The six buddhas are still sitting still with a dubious attitude. Fuck me, I'm in despair. Do you really know who you've offended? !Did you make it? !Made it? !? !
Now I can only calm down the goddess, I hurried to the kitchen to get a cup of hot tea, and served it calmly: "Goddess..."
Before he finished speaking, Di Jinzhuang cut off the conversation without emotion: "The child I brought up cannot possibly be the Virgin Mary. If you dare to say one more word, the account will be frozen immediately."
Damn, I just want to plead for myself... Who the hell has nothing to do to protect a bunch of idiots...
Before the clock had passed a quarter, I immediately heard the sound of the whistle downstairs and the bustling footsteps in the corridor. My nerves tensed immediately, and I leaned over slightly after all my makeup was gone, and whispered in my ear: "Go and get the real estate certificate. bring here."
But I suddenly had an intuition that I was surrounded by a trap, what good would it do me to do so with all my makeup on?But it doesn't seem to be good for him. He unilaterally tore up the contract and has to pay liquidated damages, although a few million is a scrap for G.BMZ Group.
What does he want to do?
He said to take care of the children, what is he trying to teach me?
Di Jinzhuang looked at me indifferently and didn't issue any orders, just said softly: "Yi Shu, if you force yourself to believe me, then in the end, you will definitely outlive me."
... What kind of weird theory is this?Goddess, your level of thought is too high, I can't understand you!
In less than a minute, this space of two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom was filled with no fewer than thirty debt collectors.
The six Buddhas really believed this time, and the second uncle hurriedly laughed and said, "Ah, it turns out that's true. We won't interfere with the company's affairs. It's okay. If it's a big deal, I'll just say that we are all reasonable people." Well, you sell it as soon as you sell it, we have no objection. It’s okay, my niece and my second uncle bother me, so don’t take it for granted.”
I:"……"
The reaction is too slow, everyone Buddha, the contract has been torn up, tell me there is a fart!
Opportunity to cooperate with G.BMZ Group
I saw it, rub it!My dish!
Before I recovered from the embarrassing state, I walked to the pile of things with all my makeup on and picked them up. Seeing him inspecting the side dishes as if reviewing the army, I felt so much for the dishes!
My voice was trembling: "Goddess...they are really just vegetables..."
Dripping makeup seemed to smile, and wanted to continue drinking the lipstick tea, but he stuck the mouth of the cup to the mask and put it down as if nothing had happened, but the voice was dry and hoarse: "You don't buy it often, do you?"
I replied, "I just bought it today to celebrate."
Di Jinzhuang nodded slightly: "You have been cheated, the vegetable farmer is probably bullying the children, the ones you bought are not fresh."
I:"……"
Goddess, do you actually eat mortal food? !You are so omnipotent, how can we still have the confidence to live! !
Dipping all the makeup and putting the dishes back on the ground, he said in a calm tone, "It's really worrying for a child like you who doesn't have any life skills."
I couldn't help scratching my head, and my heart was filled with pink bubbles from the legendary God of Cupid... Alas, Goddess, are you caring about me?
Looking at me with all the makeup on, the black long windbreaker set off his tall and straight figure, but his pupils seemed to be in prosperity, but I only heard his voice with a seven-point cold three-point smile: "Yi Shu, I take care of the children It's quite skillful, will you follow me?"
"..."
There was a bang, my heart trembled and my knees went numb, this time I really knelt down!
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Hmm, I don't know what the audience's opinion is about this meeting?
If you think the goddess is not enough dick, I can change it =w=
☆, Hibiscus and Albizia
Who is Dipping Makeup?
A master of contemporary drama with "bright and glamorous face like a banished fairy, sad and gloomy body like a vulgar demon", the executive president and CEO of G.BMZ Group, the largest asset in the palace family, has a wide network of contacts and is ruthless, and any word on Weibo can be read Reposted millions of times, but so far no one has caught a glimpse of his true makeup goddess.
Such a person condescendingly solicits you, don't you hurry up and thank the Lord Ron, why did you buy life insurance? !
My legs were so weak that I was still unable to stand up, so I simply said in this posture of allegiance: "Thank you Goddess for your grace!!"
Then I was honored to see that the goddess who had been in a state of calm was rendered speechless by me.
At this time, the door of the president's office was suddenly pushed open, and then a voice came one step ahead of the figure: "Master Zhuang, are you in there?"
Di Jinzhuang held the black tea and turned sideways, a girl rushed towards her with an authentic bear hug.Immediately putting away the black tea in his hand after dripping off his makeup, he frowned and said, "Do you want to be scalded to death?"
The girl rubbed her waist that was dripping with makeup, then raised her face and said in a very heavy tone: "Master Zhuang, you have a big deal!"
Dripping all makeup and looking down at her calmly: "Say."
The girl couldn't hide her schadenfreude: "Hey, didn't you go to socialize with that [-] reporter last night? Tsk tsk, how drunk are you? You don't come home at night! Chairman Gong is angry! Almost asked the Gong family to deal with it! He also said that he would mobilize the board of directors to vote to temporarily revoke your position as CEO!"
Di Jinzhuang sighed: "Has she caught me for a long time?"
The girl snorted: "If I hadn't interceded for you yesterday, you wouldn't have been able to leave the hotel this morning! Look, no one even gave you a special scarf. Poor, this low-quality five yuan apiece Does it hurt to wipe your face with the mask? Master Zhuang, while you are still rich and powerful, come and reward me with something?"
Di Jinzhuang put the black tea on the coffee table, and asked lightly: "Dare you come here at noon to ridicule me? Chi Rong, when did you ride on the head of my class leader? Kneel four times in front of your father's grave." Haven't knelt enough when I was young?" Looking at Miss Chi's gradually collapsed face, she sneered and continued, "Okay, I happen to still have a master's spirit card in my office, right there, go, kneel for me!"
Miss Chi immediately stretched out her paws to pick up the clothes dripping with makeup: "Ahhhhhhhhhh Zhuang Ye, I was wrong! I will never dare again!! I will never give up the treatment again!! Zhuang Ye begs you to forgive me Me!!"
In the midst of this man-made chaos, my regained leg stood silently.Seeing this situation, I can't help but feel that if this is also the golden finger in my life, then the following story must be a sadomasochism. Look at the attitude of the goddess towards the female head of the world, and then look at the attitude of others towards me. Isn't Laozi a cannon fodder for foil?
Chi Dangjia was very attentive in bringing tea and water to the goddess, pushing his shoulders and legs, just like a little eunuch who professionally served the emperor, completely ignoring me, a non-existent person.I was hesitating whether to say goodbye now, when Master Chi suddenly took out a large notebook from his bag, and handed it to Di Jinzhuang bitterly: "Fifty copies of "Furong Button" have been copied."
Di Jinzhuang lazily took the notebook and flipped through it, then hummed: "Can you memorize it?"
Chi Rong continued to grimace: "Sing...can't sing..."
Di Jinzhuang was silent for a while, and said with a suppressed temper, "It's been nearly ten years since this sheet music was published, and you've heard me sing it so many times, tell me now that you still don't know how to do it, are you serious?"
Chi Rong stammered: "Actually... In fact, there are only a few sentences I don't understand, no, only three sentences..."
Dripping makeup finally couldn't take it anymore: "Chi Rong! Except for the sound, the whole score is only four lines!"
Chi Rong looked at Dijinzhuang with tears in his eyes, gently pulled the corner of his clothes and shook it for a long time, and the aura of Dijinzhuang was also dissipated a little by the shaking. He put his hand on his forehead and said, "Take it here and let me see it." Look, which sentences don’t work?”
Chi Rong quickly handed over the notebook and pointed to a few sentences in it.With all makeup on, he only scanned a few lines, and explained with a calm attitude: "This section is recognized as 'dry throat' in the opera circle. The huqin for the soundtrack has also been changed for a long time. , the setback technique, the fingering emphasizes the timbre of the inner strings and the pressing and kneading of the little finger."
He made a few demonstration movements, tapped the air with his fingers, and said: "Strengthen the frequency of using the dun teasing bow method, highlight the color concentration of the '4, 7' partial tones in the accompaniment cavity, so the required yin singing must be A mix of fall and chords, with a natural slack and slump at the end.”
After finishing speaking, he tapped his fingertips on the table, and after knocking a few times, he suddenly raised his eyes, and at the same time his eyes were rippling, a soft and charming voice came out: "Red crisp hands, yellow wine, The city is full of willows on the palace walls. The east wind is evil, the joy is weak, the heart is full of melancholy, and I have been away for a few years. Wrong, wrong, wrong!"
His face seemed to be covered with heavy makeup in an instant, every line was enchanting, mixed with the gorgeous voice, it seemed that time had shortened in an instant, and he had come to the distant ancient dynasty, where famous actresses were smiling all over the world.
Even though I have heard this composition thousands of times, it is still not as shocking as this moment.
So far no one has dared to surpass the masterpiece of dripping make-up—that song "Furong Button" that is so popular!
It is said that "Fu Rong Kou" is the masterpiece of Fu Rong Kou, the veteran master at that time. It is enough to see his love for this score just from the fact that he put his stage name on it.
The musical form adopts the tune of Ci Pai "The Hairpin Head Phoenix". Four three-character short sentences, two four-character couplets, and one three-character refrain are used in each of the upper and lower columns, and each sentence is closed in a humming tone. The rhyme is changed four times, but it does not use the interchange of flat and flat to obtain harmony. Instead, it is changed above the first half of the line, and after the second half of the line. The emotion expressed borders on anguish and despair.
And the first two lines of this "Fu Rong Kou" are based on "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" written by Lu You. Master Fu Rong Kou wrote four more lines for it later. The whole score has six lines. It is the first sentence in "Qisheng".
Chi Rong also stayed there for a long time before stammering: "Why do I lose my tune when I sing... This score is too perverted..."
Dripping all the makeup, she looked at Chi Rong with a look that was because you were stupid.
Chi Rong noticed the meaning contained in this gaze, and became ashamed from anger: "Master Zhuang! Has "Acacia Leak" been sung yet?!"
Dripping makeup: "..."
"Acacia Leak", this is the first time I heard this name.
At that time, I never could have imagined that this name was simply a curse, which almost cast a shadow over the rest of my life.
What is it?In short, "Acacia Leak" is the second half of "Furong Button".
It was Di Jinzhuang who spent four years completing the remnants of his master's score, and "Hehuanlou" was his original stage name. For some reason, it was abandoned before he became a teacher.And the last time he used it was on the score of "Acacia Leak" that no one could sing, not even himself.
……
It was almost two o'clock in the afternoon by the time Chi Dangjia's clown was done. I was hungry and seized the opportunity to say goodbye.Dipping makeup and nodding, she went to the next cubicle. She probably took off her mask and had some tea and something to eat. Miss Chi looked at me curiously, and kindly took out a box of biscuits from her bag and handed it to me. .
I didn't dare to take the biscuit, but on the surface, Xie En took it, and also explained sideways: "Master Chi, I will work for G.BMZ Group in the future, please take care of me."
Chi Rong is simply quick to say: "You have to find Zhuang Ye to take care of you, take care of you until you upgrade to the secretary, ah no, ma'am, the level is full!"
Me: "..." Chi Dangjia, why do I feel that you will poison me with this biscuit before I reach that point?
Chi Rong thought for a while, and then said mysteriously: "But I would like to advise you, the Chairman is a brother! My biggest wish is to remove all the positions of Mr. Zhuang, and then keep him at home to cook and wash dishes every day. bed!"
I:"……"
Hey, hey, for a brother like a goddess with makeup, shouldn't his younger sister be a gentle, gentle, charming and lovely daughter?What is going on with such a queen-attributed girl from the chairman who is as virtuous as my mother!
But when I think of the goddess wearing a hellokitty apron to cook and cook calmly at home, and coming over with a pillow at night to give a good night kiss and then throwing the quilt to lie down... Damn, my nose is about to flow out of my aunt! !
I really couldn't ask this personal question, so I couldn't help but ask in the end: "Why do you call the goddess makeup master?"
Chi Rong said without hesitation: "Because he is quite a man!"
I:"……"
Master Chi, admit it, you have been fined too much by him, so you can't restrain yourself from calling him uncle, right...
The author has something to say: So what == What the author said this time is more important.
let's say one by one
①About that paragraph about how to sing, it sounds very academic, right?Please note!Pure genus fictional!Please don't take it seriously!Because I am not a singer, I just collected some information about this, and I don’t understand it, so I simply put some nouns together. If there is any spectator who is proficient in this trip, please leave a message and reply me. What is unreasonable, we can come Discuss and discuss, even if you complain, you have to tell the reason. .
②About the music scores, the text clearly states that the two sentences of "Qisheng" in "Furongkou" are borrowed from Lu You's "Chaitoufeng", and the last four sentences of the main part are written by Furongkou himself, so don't I complained about copying "The Hairpin Head Phoenix".In short, for the next four sentences, I will use the "Imperial Lexicon" to write the lyric spectrum to ensure originality. If there are any similarities, it is a spoof!
☆, Lafayette's fighting power
It's already April, and the cicadas still don't sing outside the window, and the cicadas sing inside the house even more in the summer of July.
As soon as he came back from the Sirong Building, he saw six people with unkind faces gathered at the door.
Here is a brief introduction. The house my mother left me is not that big. It has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, with a total area of 76 square meters. Excluding the large furniture that gets in the way, the remaining masks are only 58.2 square meters.
And in the 58.2-square-meter living room out of the 15.9 square meters, there are actually six seniors sitting upright, staring at me majestically, making my head full of cicadas.
Recently, family ethics dramas are often shown on TV, and the ones that are particularly well received are the division of family property. When I watched it, I carefully weighed myself and felt that it had nothing to do with me, so I mocked and watched the TV drama with peace of mind.But I didn't expect that evil will be rewarded with evil, and this matter can really have something to do with Lao Tzu. I really can't underestimate the reincarnation of heaven.
It started with my mom's relatives.
The term "relative" can reflect the profoundness of Chinese culture, and it can especially reflect the harmony between sisters-in-law and relatives.When my mother started the company, she also shared some of the shares of these relatives’ companies as a token of representation. They have been very harmonious with the company’s dividends over the years. On the whole, my mother’s relatives are role models in my impression.But this model is based on property, so as soon as the problem of property comes out, the model collapses.
After the fall, all the models came to my house.
Looking at the six great Buddhas on the sofa, well, there is no need to go to the afternoon class.
The eldest aunt gesticulated while eating melon seeds, and said to me earnestly: "Yi Shu, the company's shares can't be fully credited, you can exchange them for other things, think about it, all the equity has been credited to the creditor, and you can make up the account later." What do they do if they don’t recognize it? So, people have to set a bottom line for themselves, and shares are the bottom line! Do you understand?”
The uncle immediately followed his wife and added: "Listen up, Yishu, your aunt is right, you are young and ignorant, we come here to remind you, don't be fooled by the scammers in the society, where are you so stupid in this society? Anwen, since your mother died, do you know how many people are staring at the company? You must not be arrogant, do you know?"
It seems that they don't know that I have sold the company, and they only thought that I was selling out the equity, and they could get a share of dividends for the shares, so they rushed over to tell me the facts and make sense.
I stood aside with my hands folded, silence is golden.
Seeing that I didn't speak, my aunt hurriedly said: "Yi Shu, we don't have a problem with you, it's about the shares. We are afraid that your child will not understand, so we come here to talk to you. This is very important. You should definitely Can't be pushed out, huh?"
I looked at the remaining three, and I really had no patience to listen to their criticisms. Finally, I opened my mouth and dropped a bomb first: "I have already signed the contract."
The eldest aunt was in a hurry. After hearing this, she slapped the melon seeds on the coffee table and shouted: "Oh, you son of a bitch, why didn't you tell our elders to make a decision? Ouch, hurry up, hurry up Go and make a phone call with the creditors and say that the contract is invalid, we will not sell it! No, it is not mortgaged to them, and they can change it, and the shares are definitely not allowed!"
I said, "Liquidated damages of 50 yuan, are you going to pay it yourself or sell me?"
While comforting his wife, the uncle blew his beard and stared at him: "You have a little brain too! Didn't you say that you can't bet or bet? You can tell at a glance that it has never happened. Such a big thing is too hasty! The company really If I can’t give it to you, something will happen!”
I frowned secretly, and interrupted my uncle who was about to speak: "A month ago, the company was on the verge of filing for bankruptcy. I begged my father to tell my grandma to change hands. Why is no one taking care of this mess?"
The second uncle finally seized the opportunity to speak: "That's because we didn't get the news, why don't you be busy, you unlucky kid and don't tell us, otherwise how could you make such a big mistake?"
I said, "Yes, now that the technology is advanced, I will sign the contract in the morning, and everyone will come in the afternoon."
Auntie seemed a little uneasy on her face, and said in a soft voice: "No matter what, Yishu, you should tell the creditor to return some shares, and we don't say exchange all, at least return our share... "
After hearing this, I slowly said: "...Then? Shall I file for bankruptcy? Or buy a lottery ticket and wish myself a big prize?"
The eldest aunt regained her breath, and immediately shouted with full firepower: "I don't care! You can buy this house! The shares are our property, and you have no right to move them! If you don't care about this, If you want to buy it out, that's fine! Your mother's house is also worth hundreds of thousands, and you pay it to us, and we don't care about your own decision!"
With this scream, the living room became quiet, and the cicadas in my head were even noisier.
I have lived for more than ten years in my life, and I was a student most of the time, with an optimistic and positive personality. Although I am very sorry for Lei Feng's bad deeds, I met people who knew how to reason. I also met people in school debates. Although those great gods in China can turn black into white, at least they are reasoning, as long as they reason, everything will be easy to handle.This is the first time I have met an unreasonable person in more than ten years, which disrupted my logic and made me feel that the world is really a pit.
The last layer of pretentious window paper was torn, and I was facing a model who was once profound and profound. I looked at the six elders and was speechless for a long time.
After a moment of silence, I turned around and said, "Eat melon seeds first, and I'll go to the toilet."
As soon as I entered the toilet and closed the door, I immediately took out my mobile phone and dialed in a hurry. The new phone number hadn't been warmed up yet. It was really embarrassing to call so hastily. But at this time, I couldn't care about anything else. Cracking.
After getting through, my hands were still trembling, and my heart rate jumped to 1 per minute in an instant. After four beeps, the phone was connected, and the unique voice of Dipping Makeup came softly: "Huh?"
I tremblingly said in the tone of a Tang monk who finally met the Buddha of the Western Paradise: "Goddess, Goddess, I am Yishu!"
There was silence for a while, and then said: "Yi forgive, I am a goddess."
I begged for help, dumbfounded: "Goddess! Jiang...Jianghu emergency! Is it convenient to come to my house now?"
The goddess was silent again, and I could almost imagine his indifference with a slight frown: "Have you taken the aphrodisiac? I'll help you transfer the special assistant." After speaking, I heard a slight movement sound, as if he took the phone from his ear Down.
I yelled anxiously: "Don't! It's not dating! It's my family's business! The seven aunts and the eight aunts are here to make money! I'm going crazy!!"
Before he finished yelling, he heard a formatted female voice in his hand: "Call transfer, please wait..."
I put down the phone with tears streaming down my face, Goddess, is your hand so fast... I haven't finished talking yet...
Before I could finish my melancholy, Assistant Lute's voice came from the phone with a noisy background: "Who is that?"
I said weakly: "I am easy to forgive..."
Assistant Lu said hello a few times and seemed unable to hear him, and immediately made a decision: "Hello, I am Lu Liang, the special assistant to the president of G.BMZ Group, and I am currently in the quarterly communication meeting of major companies. If you are G.BMZ As a partner of the group, please answer A, and I will transfer you to the executive general manager; if your matter is seriously related to G.BMZ Group or the president, please answer C, and I will transfer you to the secretary of the president; if you are My friend, please answer B, and I will immediately hang up your 2B call!" After speaking, I was so impatient that I pressed the button to hang up.
I immediately yelled: "Fuck! I choose C!!"
Almost at the same time, the same formatted female voice sounded on the phone: "Call transfer, please wait..."
I:"……"
This time it was Zhuang Shuyan who answered the phone, and her voice was very clear: "Hello?"
Hope was ignited in my heart again, and I hesitated: "Secretary Zhuang? I am Yi Shu."
Zhuang Shuyan paused for a moment, seeming a little puzzled: "Miss Yi, what's the matter?"
I tried my best to speak tactfully: "Secretary Zhuang, I want to ask you to help me with something. Well, can you come to my house now if you have time?"
Zhuang Shuyan replied euphemistically: "I am willing to help you, but I am currently on a business trip in Guangzhou to negotiate a contract, and I am thousands of miles away from your home. Even if I am in a hurry to help you, I will have to wait for the plane in three hours. .”
Me: "...Oh, that's fine."
Oh shit! !One and two look pretty busy!Once something happened to Lao Tzu, everyone was as busy as a spinning top!Is this fucking God's will? !Is there any more nonsense of God's will than this! !
Zhuang Shuyan probably heard the haze in my tone, and immediately added: "I'll help you transfer to Master Chi. She has no schedule recently. She should be quite free and capable. It should be very easy to ask her for help." easy."
I nodded: "I'm sorry, Secretary Zhuang."
Then my phone rang for the third time: "Call transfer, please wait..."
It was the most diverted phone call in my life, what a fucking fuck!
Chi Rong answered the phone very quickly, and was connected almost as soon as it rang, and before I finished brewing up the distress call, Chi Rong scolded loudly: "I told you, I told you, I told you, ah! !I want to buy the cherry flavor!! Damn, have your brains been eaten by the old lady?! The first time I bought strawberries, the second time I bought lychees and the third time, are you planning to buy durian? What do you want to ask this time?! Come on! The head of the university wants to learn idioms but refuses ten times. If you are tired, you don’t need to pursue it. Go back to your Java country!!”
The phone hangs up immediately.
I:"……"
Hey girl... Do you really know who you are yelling at... Your suitor boyfriend is probably rushing back with a cherry ……
I sat on the toilet seat, wiped my face feebly, and sighed deeply.
I pretended to be suffocating, held it for about twenty minutes, and even broke a few pieces of soap and threw it into the toilet, imitating the sound of poop falling into the water, listening to the sound of pooping inside, and the sound of cracking melon seeds and whispering outside. Very noisy.
Thinking that if I stayed any longer, I would become constipated, so I stood up and pressed the button to flush the toilet. The sound of water flowed, and the almost-dissolved soap was flushed into the sewer.Then he stood silently for a while, and opened the door with an attitude of seeing death as home.
As soon as he stepped out, suddenly, the door was knocked lightly twice.
Serving these six Lafayettes has trained my endurance to a higher level. Even if the seventh one comes, it is nothing. I was silent for a while, then turned around calmly and opened the door.I thought badly that it would be great if the robber came. Anyway, all I can eat at home is pancakes except for instant noodles. I paid for all the real money. If the robber can drive away the six Cixi, I can keep him. Eat instant noodles.
I jerked the door open.
The light streamed in from the door, and the young man standing sideways was wearing a formal black suit and a white tie, and a dark silver scarf with black stripes around his neck. His high nose bridge traced the soft scarf , the light in the corridor illuminated the upper half of his face, and his pupils were beautiful and extraordinary.
I was completely stunned.
Then I stammered and said something extremely stupid: "Female...goddess, you are also my relative...relative?"
"..." Di Jinzhuang was silent for a while, then said concisely, "No."
I was still in a trance, and I forgot to let him in first: "Goddess, why did you come in person... I didn't prepare..."
"I didn't plan to show up at first, but then I thought about it, with Lu Liang's urinating nature, he must be too lazy to talk to you." Di Jinzhuang lightly pulled the scarf tightly covering his face, as if to make his breathing easier , and then glanced at me lightly, "It's not the first time I've done the job of raising a child, so don't look at me like I'm inexperienced."
I:"……"
It's really fucking unjust, but I was too shocked to return to my senses. Where did the dog dare to despise you, old man...
Lao Tzu was resurrected with full blood! !
The author has something to say: Today's second update ==
Uh, or to make up yesterday's, there was too much work yesterday, so I didn't have time to write, so I will write more today and post it together.
☆、Inedible pig
After the blood tank was full, I finally came back to my senses, turned sideways and disguised myself as a shoe rack, and respectfully invited the goddess to enter.
Di Jinzhuang walked a step further, closed the door with his backhand, and then suddenly put his hand on my shoulder to lead me in.
This is the first physical contact between me and the goddess, I almost didn't take a step.Di Jinzhuang is tall and tall. Under his protection, he gives people a sense of security. His nose is full of a faint fragrance of orchid musk. His five fingers are slender and strong. Take me in.
It wasn't until we came into the sight of the six Buddha masters that all makeup was gone before we let go. Then he glanced indifferently for a week, hooked a high-backed chair next to him and sat down, crossed his fingers on his lap, and raised his jaw slightly. The powerful aura was released instantly, successfully calming down the six Lafayettes.Everyone stared at him blankly, and the eldest aunt didn't even know that the melon seeds had leaked from her fingers.
I leaned over slowly, and deliberately picked a handful of melon seeds from the coffee table and tentatively handed them to Di Jinzhuang.
With all the makeup on, he turned his face to the side and glanced at me lightly, his eyes were full of brilliance: "Peel off the shell."
I immediately found the meaning of my existence here, and hurriedly rolled up my sleeves and started peeling melon seeds.
After removing all the makeup, he turned to the six Buddha masters again, and said in an unwavering tone: "Young people don't fight when they encounter problems, they have to sit down and talk about it." He took a piece of melon seeds I peeled and put them in his mouth covered with a scarf. Still clear and indifferent, "Well, well, since you guys like to do things the other way around so much, my solution is also very simple. One, you guys get out now and clean up the melon seeds. I'll treat this as if I'm blind .”
The six Buddha masters couldn't figure out where this was sacred, and they were not easy to offend, so they all laughed awkwardly at first.This time something was wrong, and she immediately became annoyed. The eldest aunt spat out a few mouthfuls of melon seeds on the ground, and scolded sharply: "Oh, where did you come from? This is our housework! Don't think that any rascal can join in! What nonsense do you have to say together! One, two, three? Second, what do you want to do? Are you here to file a lawsuit? We have a reason to file a lawsuit! That is our property, I have to spit it out for my old lady!"
I was diligently peeling the melon seeds, and I was also diligently lighting the wax for the Buddhas in my heart.Money is really blinding, it can make you offend all the ones you shouldn't offend.
As the CEO of a group, he is indeed a powerful figure who takes everything in the business field and the officialdom. After hearing the words, he put on all his makeup and said, "So you guys like to take the legal route, that's okay, I haven't used this method for a long time. , but since you want to play, I will accompany you."
The last two words are soft and clever, and he raised his eyebrows slightly when he said this. I almost immediately recalled the corners of his lips that were slightly drawn in front of the door with the broken makeup that day. The consequences are at your own risk.
I was highly concentrated almost by conditioned reflex. The meaning of the goddess' words is extremely clear, and it is definitely a prelude to death.It is estimated that the goddess is looking at my face to give a few great Buddhas a chance to get out. I think if it is the goddess's own intention, I am too lazy to waste my words. I will burn the house first, and then I will sit in the ruins depending on my mood. Let's talk.
That's the scary thing about him, he was absolutely ruthless and able to do this, and the price he paid was just a few entertainments.
Di Jinzhuang continued in a nonchalant tone: "The contract for the acquisition of Hongya Pharmaceutical has just been signed, and many things have not been handed over, such as what the creditor is targeting. The matter of several million in debt, Do you want to know the inside story, huh?"
The Buddhas were silent for a while, and then the uncle tentatively said: "Is it a lie? How many... millions of debts? The shares in our hands don't add up to several million, so why don't the creditors get anything? Why sign?" contract……"
This sentence made my blood boil. I dare to love this group of idiots who don't understand the company's system and nature except for the "shares can get money". I'm still trying to reason with them. am i a pig
Di Jinzhuang's voice was extremely flat: "Yi Shu, you can speak now."
Even the action of peeling melon seeds carried a deep contempt for myself, and I had almost nothing to say: "What do you say? Without the contract, the creditor must be unstable, and the shares in your hands are a reminder. Wait. The company is mortgaged, my house is sold, and the debt collectors they hired will go to your house. How much dividends you have used it for so many years, you will spit it out, otherwise? You ask me otherwise? Otherwise, it will be a matter in court Now, aren’t you going to take the legal route? This is it!”
Di Jinzhuang seemed to approve of it, propping his chin with one hand and narrating implicitly: "That's the end of the matter, a certain group that signed the contract, um, happened to have a little friendship with me, I don't think they would do anything because you offended me. things like breaking a contract."
I handed over a small handful of melon seeds, thinking to myself, Goddess, that it is enough for you to blow them away!Don't tear it up on a whim!
The eldest aunt obviously had some palpitations about the number, but looked up and down several times with the unique eyes of a middle-aged and elderly woman, and said the words that were not afraid of death but also worried: "You speak well...it's Tonger Right? With such a big background, there is something wrong here. Is it the concubine of the dead child next to him? Huh? After coaxing us away, you will get five or five cents?" As he spoke, he immediately gained confidence, "I know you guys This kind of person! I understand! Elbows turned out! Ingratitude! Disregard for family affection..."
Before she could finish speaking, Di Jinzhuang interrupted coldly: "Understood? My mother doesn't even understand me, so you deserve it?"
After speaking, he raised his hand to cover the outline of the ears covered by the hair and scarf, and he probably wore some talking earphones on it.He tapped it a few times with his index finger, and then I heard a small voice, which seemed to be Vice President He's bachelor prostitute, with a very humble tone: "President Gong."
Di Jinzhuang said indifferently: "Immediately cancel the procedures for all related matters of Hongya Pharmaceutical Company, and release the news to all creditors. G.BMZ Group has given up the acquisition right of Hongya Pharmaceutical Company. Who can collect their own part the fastest?" G.BMZ will give anyone a chance to cooperate, first come, first served, no waiting after expiration." After a pause, he continued, "Also, let me announce my position."
I was stunned. Hey Goddess, do you want the city gate to be on fire and the fish in the pond! !Although I admit that I am so stupid!Knowing that Goddess, you are a professional arsonist, you actually asked you to come over to put out the fire! !
The six buddhas are still sitting still with a dubious attitude. Fuck me, I'm in despair. Do you really know who you've offended? !Did you make it? !Made it? !? !
Now I can only calm down the goddess, I hurried to the kitchen to get a cup of hot tea, and served it calmly: "Goddess..."
Before he finished speaking, Di Jinzhuang cut off the conversation without emotion: "The child I brought up cannot possibly be the Virgin Mary. If you dare to say one more word, the account will be frozen immediately."
Damn, I just want to plead for myself... Who the hell has nothing to do to protect a bunch of idiots...
Before the clock had passed a quarter, I immediately heard the sound of the whistle downstairs and the bustling footsteps in the corridor. My nerves tensed immediately, and I leaned over slightly after all my makeup was gone, and whispered in my ear: "Go and get the real estate certificate. bring here."
But I suddenly had an intuition that I was surrounded by a trap, what good would it do me to do so with all my makeup on?But it doesn't seem to be good for him. He unilaterally tore up the contract and has to pay liquidated damages, although a few million is a scrap for G.BMZ Group.
What does he want to do?
He said to take care of the children, what is he trying to teach me?
Di Jinzhuang looked at me indifferently and didn't issue any orders, just said softly: "Yi Shu, if you force yourself to believe me, then in the end, you will definitely outlive me."
... What kind of weird theory is this?Goddess, your level of thought is too high, I can't understand you!
In less than a minute, this space of two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom was filled with no fewer than thirty debt collectors.
The six Buddhas really believed this time, and the second uncle hurriedly laughed and said, "Ah, it turns out that's true. We won't interfere with the company's affairs. It's okay. If it's a big deal, I'll just say that we are all reasonable people." Well, you sell it as soon as you sell it, we have no objection. It’s okay, my niece and my second uncle bother me, so don’t take it for granted.”
I:"……"
The reaction is too slow, everyone Buddha, the contract has been torn up, tell me there is a fart!
Opportunity to cooperate with G.BMZ Group
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