half face makeup

Forgetting to create a scum incinerator was a major mistake...

Before I was seated, I heard the former student No. [-] wearing a T-shirt as wrinkled as prunes, with sweat stains on the back of his hands, holding a bunch of pig intestines wrapped in bananas, talking loudly while chewing: "My mother said What kind of relationship was in high school? When I go to college, she will urge me in turn, urging me to get married, urging me to have a child, urging me to have a second child, urging me to have a boy and a grandson..."

Hearing this, some of the girls in the room had already turned pale. Among them, the former cultural and entertainment committee responded coldly: "Every time I hear such words, I feel very hopeless when I think of facing such things in the future. " After finishing speaking, he looked at the No. [-] scumbag, emphasizing it again, "Very desperate!"

Tsk, these words are so clean and pure that they have no lethality at all.I walked over with a smile on my face, held the hand of No. [-] student who didn't wash his hands before eating, and suddenly pushed the banana-wrapped pig intestines into his throat, and then said word by word: "Get out of your mother's boy."

The scumbag No. [-] next to me looked at me like hell, and then said: "Ah, you are easy to forgive!" After being shocked, he refuted me righteously, "What are you talking about! No one wants you when you are old. Change it as soon as possible, at least learn how to make up! You must not be good at biology, this is the arrangement of nature, if you violate Darwin's theory of evolution, you will degenerate!"

Me: "Hehe."

Hey Mother Nature, I captured two more straight male cancer patients alive today!

If possible, I actually want to pull up a chair and sit in the scumbag room, so that it will be easier for me to deal ruthlessly.But because the air within a two-meter radius of them is rotten, which affects my appetite too much, so I thought about it for a while, and sat in the row of girls.

The cultural and entertainment committee member looked at Yan Fafu who was following me, and narrowed his eyes narrowly: "Oh, Xiu En'ai? Yi Shu, you also have a crush on me? How is the product? Take off the hat and look at me."

I was rich and powerful and sat next to her, leaned back, and jokingly scraped her chin: "Is it worth it to show off to a man? If my concubine likes it, it's up to you."

The cultural and entertainment committee opened my hand in reproach: "Three years have passed, and I am still not serious!"

I immediately put my beaten hand on the skirt-wearing knee of the deputy monitor on the right: "My hand hurts."

The deputy monitor raised his hand and pinched my face, tsk-tsk a few times: "Such a beautiful and juicy face, if we hadn't been together for three years, I wouldn't have guessed that he was a wet guy inside."

I was serious: "How could that be!"

The deputy squad leader said angrily: "Your claws are still touching my legs!"

I settled a romantic debt with my old classmates, and the class reunion soon returned to the topic just now.The topic is very unique. It is said that after the college entrance examination, some universities have too much difference in the score lines of men and women, and the score threshold for girls is higher than that of boys.The explanation given by the relevant departments is that because there are more female champions, the education system has been criticized and suppressed men, and adjustments must be made.

The cultural and entertainment committee member let out a sigh, and said slowly: "Actually, I can understand this. The foundation of the country, there must not be a women's army. This will easily hurt the fragile hearts of men and affect the foundation of society..."

Before he finished speaking, No. [-] student scumbag interrupted: "I'll just say that the cultural and entertainment committee is well-educated and reasonable! Everyone, take care of it, and you have to be like this when you marry a wife in the future!"

Entertainment Committee: "..."

I patted her on the back reassuringly: "You're not actually praising him, as long as I know it."

As soon as I finished speaking, the next moment the spearhead suddenly pointed at me: "Yi Shu, don't take a girl who is good-looking! You still look like you when you were young, and you can please men. If you don't change your character , from now on, no one will see you even if you walk on the street in a see-through costume!"

I:"……"

As I said this, a ding sounded in my head, and then a reminder popped up: Your friend [Rational Lord] has gone offline.

Very good, even if it doesn't go offline, I still have to block it, and it's time to roll.

Just when I looked over coldly and was about to speak, the deputy squad leader held me down and spoke first, with a calm tone: "Even if a girl walks on the street in a bikini, what does it have to do with a man?"

No. [-] scumbag is justified: "Aren't women wearing sexy underwear for men to see?"

Deputy squad leader: "..." Then she silently let go of my shoulders, patted the ashes along the way, made a gesture of please, and then sat in the back of the town with the cultural and entertainment committee members to eat melon seeds.

I said one word at a time: "Third watch lights and five watch chickens, the sponge body is pasted with an inch of gold. This is the end of the talk, let's talk about farts."

The author has something to say: thanks to Lao Ji’s advice, the change from a troll to a high-level black ==

What is the sponge body, the caring Du Niang will answer it for you.

☆, Empress Zhenggong

Straight man cancer is a worse disease than sexist men.

From the point of view of the requirements for women, I think I can quote Du Niang's explanation——

"Like a green tea whore in appearance and dress style, but with a pure character and inner heart like a hawthorn tree, with the endurance and housework skills like a housewife, and the dedication and self-sacrifice like a rural child bride-in-law, ah yes, and finally Of course you brought up the ex-wife's child."

The cultural and entertainment committee couldn't bear to look directly at it: "This 5000-year-old patriarchal society in China... Can a modern society of equality and harmony survive?"

When he was going to get a cup of iced coffee, Yan Fafu suddenly stopped in front of the glass window and said calmly, "That's the viaduct that collapsed last night."

I looked along and saw that the restaurant was on a higher terrain, and I could faintly see the situation outside the shade of tens of meters from this angle.The viaduct couldn't be seen clearly, but it seemed to be smashed by the Buddha's palm, and it sank completely, and the street lights were twisted like Tianjin twists.

Yan Fafu casually turned his gaze back: "Did you see anything?"

I was silent for a while: "It's not explosives, or the shape should be blasted out... Was it really washed by a heavy rain? Tsk, tofu project."

"To be honest, it didn't rain at all yesterday." Yan Fafu said with a smile, "It's just that Meng Poting's masterpiece is so that people can't see any flaws."

I took the iced coffee and was about to go back and glanced at him: "I said that just now, you..."

Yan Fafu spread his hands innocently: "I'm not a straight male cancer. Besides, among the women I know in the underworld, which one is not a famous person? They also do housework and take care of their children in a decent manner. Not only me, but even my grandfather wants to I dare not even think about it!"

I put down the iced coffee, and said seriously: "I don't care what your ancestors thought about the women on the road, what I mean is - if you dare to tell the goddess that I just hugged you left and right, you are dead!"

Yan Fafu: "..."

After returning to his seat, Yan Fafu has been very attentively passing the plate with the dishes, and his smile is always positive. When he was about to get the Qingjun soup, two figures came in from the door, making his back stable.

The two people were also stunned. After a while, Yan Fafu turned his body sideways, and his smile deepened: "The road to Yuanjia is narrow."

Chai Yuhui was wearing a lilac-colored sweater with curls at the end of his hair. He was taken aback for a moment when he saw me, and then forced a smile: "The weather is really nice today, and I really saw a rare guest at the class reunion. "She squeezed out the last two words slowly between her teeth, "Squad leader."

I took a sip of iced coffee, raised my eyes and smiled indifferently: "Former squad leader, today is indeed a good day."

In the three years of junior high school, at least for one year, I had to spend all my energy on Chai Huihui, and the key point was the position of monitor.

It stands to reason that there is really nothing to argue about this thing. First of all, I am happy to be a commoner, and Chai Yuhui is her squad leader. The two have nothing to do with each other.The bad thing is that she picked me to be a friend. With her temperament, the friend would collapse within three months, but before the collapse, she used me to do something.

The prelude is because the head teacher admired another girl's ability, and promoted her to be the class monitor at the same time. The situation of two divisions in this class threatened the authority of Chai Yuhui, so she borrowed my hand to get that girl out within two months. Pulled to the position of deputy squad leader.

At that time, the first day of junior high school had just started, and because of the terrible family, I was withdrawn, and I helped my friend casually, but after the real trouble broke out, her classic little fresh talk and the disgusting bottom line 's comments pissed me off.

I found the deputy squad leader who had stumbled, and treated her to a meal of skewers, and then we spent six months doing one thing, quietly demoting Chai Yuhui to the common people.On the first day of the new semester, I pinned the medal on my chest, took the class diary, and went to the school education committee to hold a class leader meeting in front of the petrochemical Chai Yuhui.

Since then, every time Chai Yuhui sees me, he always has an expression of gnashing his teeth, especially on Monday when I represent the class and give a speech to the whole school under the five-star red flag.

But she didn't dare to act rashly, because from the beginning to the end, I only carried the false name of a monitor, and some students even called me "puppet monitor" behind my back.I delegated all decision-making powers to the deputy squad leader, except for going to school meetings every month, or receiving awards on behalf of the class, I hardly did anything.

It's completely meaningless to beat me down, and the deputy squad leader has been under my protection, and she can't beat me.

It is conceivable that Chai Yuhui was aggrieved for two and a half years.

But even so, Chai Yuhui has caused me troubles, especially because she is very popular with men, she is very popular on the school post bar, and has enough spare tires to equip a green leather train.

I narrowed my eyes slightly and recognized the young man next to her. He looked good, but I didn't remember it.Seeing that I was unfamiliar with that young man, Yan Fafu immediately stepped forward and stretched out his hand to express his friendliness: "I heard that people rely on Ge, long time no see."

I immediately got the bottom line-oh, I heard someone popped up on the underworld.

In a blink of an eye, I saw Yan Fafu and Chai Huihui -- Yan's family, Chai's family, and Wenren's family, the sun was indeed shining today, and the peers of the three Hei families all ran out to bask in the sun.

I thought this Wenren had a clear mind, but I didn't expect that when I heard the scumbag No. [-] and No. [-] happily talk about the topic just now, I looked at me with even more contempt: "A woman talks about men so openly and speaks foul language. You are not flattering now when you are young, you cannot marry when you are old, you have no children to take care of yourselves, and you cannot contribute to society, so reflect on yourself, are you worthy of your parents? Are you worthy of your family?"

I turned around and said, "Aiqing, don't pull me, I'm going to kick him until he's paralyzed."

The deputy squad leader sighed: "Forget it, forget it, think about it, the score line has lowered the face of the male compatriots, don't you still know a little about current affairs? Everyone has a responsibility to care for the weak, how did the moral teacher teach you Just study hard, you are so bullying, can you be worthy of your government and the party?"

I just wanted to say that I am a bully, but Chai Huanhui has always been at odds with the vice monitor. After hearing what the vice monitor said, he immediately stood up and said, "Study hard? I think you can't change the world even after getting a doctorate degree. Why don't you find a doctor?" Individuals marry early and have children early."

As soon as the heartthrob got out of hand, croaking and croaking were heard from all directions: "Yes, yes, it is getting harder and harder to find a good husband. I heard that there are no women in some villages in the valleys, so I come to the city to abduct women to do sex." Wife, so the most urgent thing is to settle the marriage quickly!"

"It's best to give birth to the child during college, so it will be easier to find a job in the future. You don't know, many companies do not recruit female employees who have not given birth, saying that pregnancy will delay the company's work efficiency."

"Let me tell you, my goal in life is to marry a diamond kingpin. My mother said that she has wanted to get a rich man for a long time, and she told me to do it quickly. Also, don't worry too much about men having affairs in the future. , They are just trying to make something new, as long as the mistress doesn't threaten me with a divorce, then don't worry about it."

After hearing this, I only had one thought in my mind - why do you like seafood so much?People are born to eat bread, even if your mouth is full of big fish and meat, it will not change the fact that you will eat bread after all.

The cultural and entertainment committee member was more direct, and sighed, pressing his brows together: "A traitor like a pig."

I said, "Don't say that, pigs will cry."

The deputy squad leader gnawed on the roasted meatballs, and wrote lightly: "I heard that in order to prevent the decline in birth rate in Japan, some people even proposed to wear condoms to increase the fertility rate. Fortunately, this stupid idea was warned and criticized. Otherwise, the world will be the first to give birth. A nation of idols is about to emerge."

I used my thoughts to suppress my breath: "Oh, but they force promiscuity, in fact, the benefits are still great, at least there will be more types of AV and GV, the sales will increase, and it can also indirectly drive and improve social productivity..."

Yan Fafu listened for a while, then peeled and cut up a few kiwis, put them in a small dish, and put a few toothpicks on top.After putting it on the table, with a smile on his face, he wiped the green juice on his hands with a wet towel, and slowly said to Yi Ge, "Yi Ge, how is Brother Ling?"

Wenren Yige's contemptuous expression immediately changed.

Yan Fafu continued: "Don't have an expression of bitterness and hatred, shouldn't you show Wenren's family tradition that he would rather die than surrender? But I still admire your big brother, very awesome, dare to hold it Point the gun at Meng Poting's precious sister—don't look at me that way, you should know that that aunt is also a dick, she kicked Meng Poting more than 40 places in one night, and successfully forced Meng Poting's master Go back and admit your mistake. Do you know what we call her in private? We are all called Long Live Lord..."

Wenren Yige's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he finally squeezed out a sentence: "Didn't the Long Live Lord go overseas..."

Yan Fafu let out a groan, and did good deeds: "But the empress of the main palace is still in charge of the Qianqing Palace. Although the limelight is on the rise, you don't have to be too careful. Your brother has set an example for you. The spine was beaten to pieces. I heard that The bone marrow is leaking out. Sigh, I think Wenren's house is really safe, and I can still hang on like this, and if I make a mistake and get beaten to death by my superiors, I will come to serve you."

Wenren Yige's face suddenly became lifelike, and he forgot what he had said.

In the silence, I poked Yan Fafu: "Who is the empress in the palace?"

Yan Fafu smiled slyly: "Of course it's Master Zhuang."

I:"……"

Fuck, you guys are really itchy!Goddess, does he know that the nickname you gave him in private turned out to be so beautiful? !

The author has something to say: Thanks to the chat records of old friends for their support and guidance, and the layout of the article has been adjusted in the midst of quick minor repairs

☆、The loss outweighs the gain

The author has something to say: This is indeed a very offensive and satirical article, because I can no longer write it more scum

But since the old base speaks out, there are almost no places where the w spray must be changed

The urban management stalker old base said it’s better to put it in the back, the plot is important

After the complaints are over, let’s speed up the plot next. I think this episode will be longer than the main text. It’s really putting the cart before the horse

Yan Fafu's kung fu of hiding the knife in his smile was mastered, and in a few words, he made the originally mighty young master Wenren's face ashamed.In the same way, presumably the goddess' trick of killing chickens and monkeys is also very well done, so that the monkeys and grandchildren are still scared to pee when they think of it.

So the topic of straight male cancer came to an end, and Yan Fafu made a final summary for us, very sincerely: "You guys eat a melon first, and I will tell you-thank you for not eating. What I want to say is, straight Men's cancer is like a virus, the infected person is almost brainwashed, so you can't be called a mental patient if you have a bright tongue, can't you? Thank you for not taking it. Well, to deal with this kind of person, you can only suppress it with fear , This is human nature, so the effect is very fast, and after a course of treatment, you can walk with no back pain and no pain in your legs. By the way, I have one more thing to say at the end-thank you for not taking it!"

I educated him: "Yan Fafu, it's just something to eat. Is there anyone like you who ruins a girl's face?!"

Yan Fafu choked with anger: "Yi Shu! Did you eat the melon by yourself and stuff the skin into my mouth?!"

The class reunion quickly divided into two parties, separated by a water curtain, the other side was like a royal palace flowing water banquet, Chai Yuhui sat in the middle gracefully, surrounded by endless streams of tea and water; Make a cluster of flowers and talk and laugh with hands up and down (it seems that something strange has mixed in).

I took the hand of the cultural and entertainment committee member and turned it around, leaned over to bite off the iced cantaloupe on her toothpick, and touched my face to take advantage of it: "The cancer of the earth is the earth's business. My life span of several decades is nothing more than dust in the universe." One point, the earth is just a drop in the ocean, even if future generations complain and mourn the mistakes of their ancestors, I can't eliminate the smog all day long, I can't turn the Loess Plateau into an oasis, and I can't fill the hole in the ozone layer... So let me touch it as a matter of urgency..."

The cultural and entertainment committee member slapped the back of my hand: "Don't touch my chest!"

I said melancholy: "Three years later, why are you so unreasonable?"

Yan Fafu coughed and reminded in a low voice, "Master Zhuang."

Sitting in danger, I handed him a plate of fried pork knuckle in sauce: "Actually, I'm quite unhuman, and I've kept myself clean in recent years."

Yan Fafu picked up a pork knuckle, and held it in front of me solemnly: "Yi Shu, come on, face the solemn legs of your kind, and say that again if you have the ability."

I:"……"

It can be seen that Yan Fafu is actually very concerned about the collapsed viaduct. He ran to the window to look at it several times.

What happened after that was completely dominated by Yan Fafu.He first went to the Tobacco Hotel to buy two Yellow Crane Towers, dismantled one of them, and then took out a bag and tore it apart.With a few cigarettes in his hands, he approached the guard next to the collapsed viaduct. He offered cigarettes back and forth, bribed a few more packs, and waved back to me, then put on a hard hat and walked into the cordon .

I put on a hard hat too: "You're pretty handy with this."

Yan Fafu smiled: "Look at what kind of people do what kind of things, I learned from Master Zhuang."

We walked to the ruins of the viaduct, Yan Fafu squatted down and rummaged around, focusing on some reinforced concrete skeletons, and then patted the plaster on his hands, very relaxed: "It's great, it's completely invisible There is a flaw."

I frowned: "Are you here to deal with the aftermath?"

Yan Fafu smiled and made a gesture of silence: "Don't guess, just listen slowly."

"Listen to what?"

Yan Fafu suddenly lowered his head and held a red iron-colored steel bar exposed by the broken cement. The helmet blocked his expression, but the smile in his voice was so strong: "Listen to the world's ups and downs. sound."

……

Today's trip, apart from a war of words involving the juniors of the three black families, the only materials I brought back were a few high-definition photos of the viaduct that I secretly took, which I directly handed over to Fan Jinglan for research.I was turning around to go to dinner, when the bodyguard suddenly handed me a book, and as soon as I opened it, good guy, heavy-flavored octopus BL manga, I immediately understood——Huang Dachu.

Fan Jinglan was still sitting on the side, I put away the comic book embarrassedly, and scolded Huang Dachu several times in my heart - you can't draw an octopus and a starfish, I know it's you, why give this thing away !It's too ruined my Chai Ji's reputation as the head of the family!

But forget it this time, the uncensored version is pretty good.

I went to visit Nougat, and I went back to the study to help Fan Jinglan deal with the incidents related to the Yan family incident. I heard that the police specially dispatched several high-level task forces, which is understandable. After all, the corpse carving case stopped suddenly and the clues were completely cut off. Nao Shizi's curse is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and now another influential but not terrifying and complicated case comes out. It is a good opportunity, and it must be perfectly completed to give the government and the people an account.

Corrupt officials and some members of Yan's family were the most nervous during this period. I heard that real estate sales have been quite severe recently.

Fan Jinglan also got a piece of information, which contained the records of one of the underground banks of Meng Poting's many whitewashing agencies. The performance has been considerable in the past few days, and the names and identities of each one are astonishing.

I flipped through the account: "How did you get it?"

Fan Jinglan said flatly, "Meng Poting disclosed it herself."

I asked: "But exposing officials who are pocketing their own pockets, what good is it for the underworld? I think the one that was hit the hardest was Wang Chuanhe. After all, that is the junction with the White Way. Why do you think that Yan Luodian took advantage of it this time? "

Fan Jinglan only answered me with six words: "Put death to life."

I suddenly felt that my brain was not enough, and I was too lazy to ask, but I mentioned another thing: "By the way, I was going to send that bodyguard to learn Mandarin, but I heard you stopped me?"

Fan Jinglan looked up at me, then lowered her head again to process the documents, and finally said slowly after a long time: "It's not a dialect he's speaking, but a language barrier, so don't worry about it."

I slowly frowned: "Isn't it natural?"

Fan Jinglan hummed.

I asked: "Why?"

Fan Jinglan was a little impatient: "The underworld needs people like this, because they don't have time to play with the relationship between master and servant. How many times have the people around him changed to get to where they are today? This is not a novel, and there is no such thing as loyalty." Knights, and we are not princesses, we are the shadows of the white way, the ghosts of the underworld, would anyone want to express their feelings to a ghost? Look at your hands and think about the ghosts above, do you need it?"

I was silent for a long time before I said, "Yes, no need."

"You haven't gotten used to the underworld yet."

"Yeah, I'm not used to such a selfish human nature."

"Then get used to it, the world won't change for you."

"I know that the Heisan family has such bodyguards, but they all know their own fate. To avoid ridicule, they have been pretending to be dumb, so that they have deceived themselves into thinking that they can't speak." I said, "I just watched him work so hard. Talking, trying so hard to express yourself, I think it's not easy for people to live like this. But in your opinion, he is actually a defective product."

"My thoughts are not important, but it's not easy for a person to live in any way. Things like mourning spring and autumn are done before death. Of course, if you are willing to be like Chai Wu, I will buy you a bird tomorrow."

"Thanks, I want to drink pigeon soup tomorrow."

I picked up the documents in my hand, turned and left.

……

After returning to the room, I smashed a few stainless steel cups, and the annoyance in my heart remained undiminished.When I wanted to smash the vase again, I suddenly lost interest.

I remembered that when I was a child, every time I got angry, I liked to smash things, but every time I smashed, I was beaten again. My mother Qiao Zuodong was so temperamental, it seemed that the things I smashed were her daughters. ancestors.

So later I learned to be good, not smashing fragile objects, not in front of her face, no matter what she scolded, I was as silent as gold.When she was tired of cursing, I turned around and walked into my room, smashed all the solid things, and waited for Qiao Zuodong to come in, I finished cleaning the room, and looked up at her while doing my homework: "What are you doing?"

Qiao Zuodong looked around the room, saw nothing wrong, turned around and left.

At that night, I sat alone on the bed wrapped in a quilt, scratching the sheets, and felt that I could vomit blood from my heart.

Back then, the anger in my heart was so strong that it seemed to be able to burn the vast ocean of the world into shallows.

But then I slowly realized that I was only one person.

Because I am only one person, the world cannot be burned to death. The only thing I can burn to death is myself.

"The gains outweigh the losses." I slowly looked up at the night, and the dark clouds were thick and rolling.

☆, the tragedy caused by tickets

The next day, I went to the tofu stand next to the commercial street on the Second Ring Road, and I brought two bags of Xiaolongbao.

After waiting for a long time at the stall, the steamed buns were cold, but there was still no sign of Huang Dachu.I was so angry that I went out after eating tofu, but just as my feet crossed the threshold of the stall, a hand grabbed my shoe. I walked in a hurry, and this hand shook , fell in full view.

As soon as he got up, he saw a beggar with a red bandage wrapped around one arm, and complained while wiping his face: "I have been waiting for you at the door for a long time, you are really slow to eat, alas, remember to improve your efficiency in the future." .”

I:"……"

Ouch, my eldest nephew, how about you pretend to be disabled?The tomato flavor on the bandage is so strong, have you ever eaten KFC’s french fries with ketchup? !

After Huang Dachu washed his hair and changed his face, he sadly told me about his escape experience for several months. I expressed my condolences in response to the situation, and then went straight to the point: "You are a big touch, you can't live like this, um, waste When it comes to national resources, you must know how to contribute to society. I have an errand here, will you follow me?"

Huang Datouched: "But I don't have enough to eat."

I immediately handed over the cold steamed bun: "Eat as much as you like."

As soon as Huang Dachu took it over, he stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely: "But I still show my face."

I rummaged in my bag and threw a sunscreen: "Baby soft series, I haven't used it yet, it's cheap for you."

Huang Dachu broke off the sunscreen and sniffed while chewing the steamed stuffed bun, and said, "But I still don't have a fixed place..."

I was immediately angry: "Didn't the mother do it for a long time just to ask for a baby? I got it!!"

Huang Da touched the steamed stuffed bun in his left hand and the sunscreen in his right, and looked at me speechlessly.

There was silence in a radius of ten meters.

Then there was a bang, and the kitchen spoon in the hand of the proprietress in the stall fell into the pot of tofu, splashing a yellow splash.

Although I was criticized by the eyes of the surroundings, I took Huang Dachu away at the risk of the world. The proprietress looked at me, and then at the beggar-like Dachu, her eyes were extremely subtle.

I guess I was walking too fast, and Huang Da's face was yellow and thin, and he couldn't keep up, so he called out from behind: "Uncle! Slow down! You are so serious, when you are told to be fast, you are slow, and if you are told to be slow, you are so fast. He doesn't care about other people's feelings at all!"

I turned my head angrily, and before I could reprimand Huang Dachu, I saw the landlady's face was startled, and then the little eyes became more subtle...

I have a big aunt.

...Did you really come here to claim a cucumber-mouthed tentacle system just to die!

Near noon, the commercial street on the second ring road has more traffic. I squeezed onto the steps of a store and looked down. That guy was crowded with people, as crowded as black sesame paste.

I think it's better to go shopping with the flow of people if I squeeze out to estimate the afternoon.Taking another look at Huang Dachu, he stepped into a clothing store while holding him by the collar.

Seeing a clerk stepping forward to stop him, he thought Huang Dachu's attire was too eye-catching.Immediately made a decisive decision, procrastinating and pretending to scold: "Don't learn well! Did you really leave home if you were told to run away? You have enough backbone! Don't let me take care of you? You grandson, I don't care who will take care of you! Do you understand if you send someone under the fence? One brat, give me a shout!"

Huang Dachu was a smart man, and he answered with kindness: "Uncle, I will be obedient in the future."

I nodded in satisfaction, and just looked up at this clothing store, my heart was startled, and then trembled again—Chi Da was wearing a skirt, standing in front of the mirror in the fitting room, and there were seven or eight people standing beside him. clerk.

The goddess who hadn't seen her for a long time was wearing a medical light blue mask, holding a magazine in her hand, and was sitting on a rattan chair next to her. The moment her eyes glanced over faintly, the thick ink-like eyelashes seemed to flash across the years. .

I froze.

After a moment of silence, Chi Rong broke the silence with empathy: "Yi Shu, your eldest nephew is really handsome and talented, but he doesn't look like you..."

I immediately took a step back firmly, ready to flee: "That's natural! I don't know him!!"

Before the words were finished, Huang Da touched a lunge, rushed forward like a porcupine, almost fell to the ground, and stammered: "Makeup, makeup goddess? Are you the goddess herself? Goddess, I am your fan!! "

Dripping all the make-up and remaining calm, he just lowered his eyes slightly to look at him, and then asked plainly: "The person who brought you in seemed to say that he didn't know you just now?"

Huang Dachu seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, as if he wanted to expose the family tree: "How come? We know each other! We used to live together in the stronghold of the first team of the Huang family under the name of the fifth master of the Chai family for two months. Four days, but then the catastrophe came and we flew separately, today is the first time we have met in months, she gave me steamed stuffed buns and sunscreen, and is planning to take care of me.”

Dripping makeup: "..."

Chi Rong: "..."

All my thoughts are lost—I met Huang Da, a goddess fan, and this life is so damn hard to love!

I guess I was in too much haste, the little girl shop assistants really didn't stop me, and the male shop assistants were far away, so they didn't come over for a while.Feeling ashamed, I walked out quickly, and a few tall and tall shop assistants immediately sealed the door, and then the voice of dripping makeup came coldly: "come and go in a hurry, don't even say hello, easy to forgive, temper is getting worse It's big."

My brain was shaken, and I suddenly woke up. When did I become so desperate...

Having no face is better than life, so I mustered up the courage to decisively turn around and defend myself: "Goddess! You can't just listen to one side..."

Before I could finish speaking, I threw the magazine on the table, picked up another one with a snap, and opened a page, without any ups and downs in my voice: "Well, continue."

This light interruption is even more shocking than dismounting Mawei. The courage I had gathered in my dantian just turned into a fart in an instant, and my whole body was shocked: "Goddess... I was wrong, I knew I was wrong, I shouldn't trespass on the treasure hall , should not offend Shengyan, let alone lie to deceive the king..."

Di Jinzhuang smiled: "Why don't you add a sentence that deserves death?"

I had lingering fears: "What if I told you, Goddess, that you really went down this slope."

Before the goddess could express her opinion, Chi Rong looked at me with admiration, and quickly interjected: "That's right, last time I just said that I was willing to gamble and admit defeat, but Master Zhuang, you really took it away from me and hoarded one." Monthly snacks..."

As soon as I talked about food, I thought of the can of Resident Evil Eight-treasure Porridge, and I was puzzled: "Goddess, don't you have a different taste from the public... What do you want to do with Chi's snacks? Feed them to the dog?"

With a demeanor of caring about the world, dripping makeup lightly smoothed a slightly wrinkled page of the magazine: "Donate to poor children in mountainous areas."

I:"……"

Huang Da touched his five bodies and threw himself to the ground: "The goddess's heart is simply too kind! Worry about the world's worries first, and enjoy the world's joys later. The realm is so high, it is simply the reincarnation of the Buddha and the rebirth of the Bodhisattva! The merit is immeasurable!"

Dripping makeup: "..." After a long silence, he turned to me and said, "Your eldest nephew... is so enthusiastic."

I:"……"

Big touch please find out the identity of the goddess before you speak!Does that sound like Chi Guoguo's irony?Didn't you hear the goddess' words that gave you a chill? !

A tentacle system is so funny!Sure enough, the octopuses in the world are one family, and their brains are all big!

Taking advantage of Huang Dachu's newborn calf talking to the goddess fearlessly, I sneaked to Chi Rong's side to see that she was picking out clothes. After helping her get a few hangers, I asked in a low voice, "Why did the goddess come out? The body temperature can Is it constant?"

Chi Rong dawdled for a long time, but finally couldn't avoid my interrogation, he hesitated and said: "I, I changed the duvet quilt yesterday to wash, but after I changed it, I forgot to take it... the remote control of the air conditioner in the office , it was caught in the duvet, and it was also taken away."

"..." I suddenly felt a little nervous, "You take care of people like this?!"

Chi Rong's voice became lower and lower: "I didn't take the hot water bottle with me..."

I interrupted: "How is the situation now? Have you seen a doctor?"

Chi Rong's rare low eyebrows were pleasing to the eye: "The personal doctor came and said that Mr. Zhuang has been chilling. Thinking of the high temperature outside, he asked the store under the name of the group to clear the place and come and have a sit."

I clicked my tongue, threw the clothes hanger into the arms of the clerk next to me, turned around and went back, and just as I turned around, I saw Huang Dachu sitting next to the goddess with a nympho face, and the voice seemed to be talking about the famous exchange meeting in August Well, it was a forum held by the Goddess Association and a few veteran opera masters. It seems that there are disciples discussing each other, and maybe the Goddess will also sing a few words.

Although the tickets are already sold out before the charity event