my roommate is a mermaid

The next day was a nice day, and after finishing his work, Jian Yi left without disturbing Momo and his partner.The half-price event in the supermarket is indeed a favorite of housewives, Jian Jian gasped and waited in line for payment.I bought a lot of things, and I was ready to go home with three big bags of things.While waiting for the bus, I saw the black cat again, squatting on the side of the road, wagging its tail as if waiting for a red light.

The corners of Jian Jian's mouth curled up, and he looked at the black cat.When the green light came on, the black cat stood up and walked gracefully with the crowd.There are a lot of people, but it is flexible and seems to be able to shuttle through the crowd with ease.

I don't know why, a gust of wind suddenly blew, Jian Yi closed his eyes, and when he opened them, the black cat had disappeared.

"Are you gone?" Jian Jian muttered, just as the car was coming, he left directly.And after the man left, the black cat stayed in the same place again, wagging its tail, staring at a certain point in the air with its emerald green eyes, narrowing its eyes and licking its paws.

When Jian Jian returned home, it was still very bright, and his roommate was lying on the sofa, reading something with a notebook on his stomach.While changing his slippers, he simply asked, "Do you want to watch a movie?"

"That's it."

"It's so rare, don't you always say that looking at this kind of thing is a waste of time?" Jian Jian changed his slippers and walked over to take a look, his eyes widened and his face flushed.

"God, what are you looking at!"

"Obviously, it's about human sex. Well, if you think that's a more straightforward term, I can change it."

"No, that's not the problem!" Jian Jian shouted loudly, covering his face with his right hand.He put his hand down and looked at his roommate hesitantly. "Sam, do you like men?"

"Obviously not, Jane, what the hell is going on in your little head." Sam rolled his eyes, he sat up and put down the laptop in his hand, and squinted at the other person, "You have to understand that watching this kind of film is not Means I'm gay, the same way it doesn't mean I'm straight if you come across one day I'm watching something you like. How should I put it, maybe I'm asexual, in love? No, that's not me I like it. Being in love is stupid, and so is sex, I'd rather face Wesson."

"Oh, well, I'm sorry, I just didn't expect you to watch this." Jian Yi bit his lower lip to keep himself from laughing, and after being shocked, he suddenly found it interesting.Obviously, both of them are men, even though one is non-human, as long as they are male, they love to do the same things, and if they don't like to talk to others, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have that need, just facing his mean and self-willed roommate , Jian Yi really never thought of this.It's obviously not in the imagination that they're going to be talking about it in their living room one day, but it happened anyway.Well, the two men had to deal with that, at least they weren't doing anything more X-rated in front of each other.

"I think you seem to regard me as something without desires, Jane, I have to tell you, love is not my thing, sex is not my thing, but I have everything a man should have, so don't Treat me like a child or a girl." His roommate muttered to emphasize this fact, and Jian Yi responded.

"Well, in order to apologize, we can have some good food tonight." Jian Jian lit up the food in his hand, and sure enough, the mermaid's eyes curved into a happy arc.

"I'd say that's a good suggestion."

After dinner, Sisi sits in the living room to process some of his documents. Although he is on vacation now, the aquarium always has some written work that needs to be sorted out, including some days when the breeder observes marine animals, although no one sees them. , but still have this process.

"You can post it directly on your Twitter." Sam suggested to his roommate, the corners of his mouth curled up. "I think you will attract a lot of children."

"The suggestion is good, but the last sentence is redundant." Jian Jian agreed with his roommate's suggestion, quickly sorted out some things, and posted them on his Twitter.

"What's the name?" Sam walked over to take a look, rolling his eyes, because he was sure there was something vengeful about the name—"Keeper's Observation Diary."The first tweet was about a breeder who had a bad-tempered fish at home, and he was considering getting the fish to change its bad temper.

"I'm not a fish, Jane. A fish and a mermaid are different creatures." Sam pointed out the difference, and muttered a lot, but Jane blocked his mouth with just one sentence.

"This is my twitter."

"Okay, your Twitter, then I will also create one, the name is "Stupid Human Observation Diary"." Sam said angrily.

"Go, remember to update frequently." Simple waved his hand casually, signaling a certain mermaid to move away, because he blocked the light.The merman snorted, grabbed his laptop and went into the room, and didn't come out until the next day.

"What's the matter today?" Jian Jian was spreading strawberry jam on a slice of bread when he saw Sam coming out.

"No, I fixed it yesterday." His roommate sat down on the chair sleepily and buried himself.

"Last night?" Jian Ji's movements paused, and he looked at the other party in surprise, "You slipped out again in the middle of the night?"

"Well, from the window." The mermaid rubbed his arm and replied sullenly, then he raised his eyes and looked at Jian Jian and said, "I just came back, now I have something to eat, I need to sleep later."

"Are you sick?" Jian Jian handed the slice of bread to the other party. You must know that Sam is not an ordinary person. It is not a big problem for this guy to not sleep for a few days, but now it seems that the situation is not optimistic.

"It took a little effort." Sam replied vaguely, eating a slice of bread quickly with his mouth in his mouth.

"Well, is it related to the movie I watched last night?" Jian Jian suddenly asked, after all, since his roommate is not gay, there must be a reason for him to suddenly watch that movie.

"Well, that's observation material, same-sex, non-human, love murder, but it's been resolved, and the rest will be handed over to Wesson." Sam swallowed the last bite of bread, wiped his hands with a tissue, and got up to his bedroom gone.

"Where's lunch?" Jian Jian asked, but the mermaid just waved her hand.

The door was closed, and the air seemed to be quiet all of a sudden, Jian Jian gnawed on his breakfast, thinking about how to spend today.It's always hard to get used to when someone who's been working all day or taking care of his wayward roommate suddenly stops, so when Sam emerges from his room at three o'clock in the afternoon, the simple I cleaned the house and there are still a lot of clothes that need to be dried.

"I'm starving, Jane, I need food now." The mermaid said weakly, leaning against the door frame, as if he had really been hungry for days.

"Let's have some afternoon tea." Jian Jian went into the kitchen, made black tea and took out the cake bought yesterday. The two of them were watching TV by the sofa and enjoying the refreshments, wanting to pass out from happiness.

"We haven't been so leisurely for a long time." Simple sighed happily, the black tea was warm, the cake was delicious, his roommate didn't do anything bad, everything was fine, and this Christmas must be very good.

Sam looked at the other party's happy expression and relaxed, at least for now it's good, he thought.

"Sam, did you hear the voice?" Jian Jian asked suddenly. "Someone seems to be knocking on the door." Jian Jian stood up and wanted to take a look, but the man on the sofa suddenly cast down his eyes.

The author has something to say: Let me have a cute expression O(∩_∩)O~