my roommate is a mermaid

Jian Jian, male, 24 years old this year, with curly hair and fair appearance, works as a breeder in an ocean park, and sometimes also works part-time as his roommate's assistant, helping him take care of some funeral affairs for others, yes, because of Jian Jian His roommate, Sam Farrell, is a forensic doctor. He has an extraordinary enthusiasm for corpses and an innate dislike for living people. The reason why he can endure simplicity is because he cooks well. Did not stare at his face carefully for 1 minute.

I don’t know why the mobile phone went on strike today, the alarm didn’t ring, Jian Yi suddenly got up from the bed, rushed downstairs to brush his teeth and wash his face, and then he saw his roommate, it’s not surprising in itself, even though it’s a day and night But they still often meet at midnight, only today, his handsome roommate seems to have something more, something less, and the weirdness of all this is in his lower body.

"Sam, you have a tail." Jian Jian stared and said dryly. If the common sense that human beings cannot have a tail is removed, Jian Jian would like to praise the other party. It is a beautiful tail with a beautiful shape. The fish tail itself It is ice blue, like the polar sea, but his fins are transparent silver, with obvious bony spurs, full of masculine strength.

"You don't seem very shocked?" The black-haired young man in the bathtub said lazily, brushing aside the hair on his cheeks.

"I'll make a phone call first." After saying this very calmly, Jian Jian closed the door considerately, went to the living room and called the team leader of the aquarium to ask for leave. Of course, the reason was not that his roommate suddenly changed from a human to Fortunately, Jian Jian left a good impression in the aquarium on weekdays, and the team leader had no doubts and granted him a vacation.

Now Jian Jian returned to the bathroom, he and his naked roommate stared at each other, yes, the other party had big eyes, and he had small eyes.Jian Jian took a small footstool from under the sink and sat on it with a calm expression, not at all the first reaction of a conservative roommate seeing a cohabitant naked, the reason is simple, even if his roommate is not a human being, it is A male mermaid, he is also an asexual mermaid, there is no gender, and in today's increasingly open homosexuality, there will never be a hormonal reaction between the two of them.

"So, what do you want to say about what you saw?" Sam raised his eyes and asked, his dark curly hair became wet after being wet by water, but it was not sticking to his fair cheeks. Unsightly, like dark green seaweed, the beauty of a mermaid has a fatal attraction, Yi Yi tilted his head and thought.

"If I have to say it, your tail is very beautiful." He stretched out his hand and couldn't help stroking the male mermaid's tail. This is also considered an occupational disease, but the other party just moved his body and didn't get angry. He lay down lazily. In the bathtub, like a full-fledged cat, if it wasn't for the traces of blood leaking from the cracks in the ice cubes, Jian Jian would enjoy the petting process very much.

"You're hurt!" He almost shouted with his eyes wide open, his voice trembling at the end.The mermaid in the bathtub turned her head to look at her roommate, the corners of her mouth curled up, "You are not shocked because I am a mermaid, but because I got hurt and lost your composure. Jane, you are not like a normal person."

Simply rolled his eyes, and stared at the man's lower back. Now he saw that there was a long wound there, and the flesh was turned over, because in the low temperature environment, it turned white from the cold, and the fresh Blood bloomed from the ice crystals like enchanting flowers.

"Let me show you." Jian Jian stretched out his hand while talking, and was hit on the back of the hand by the mermaid, "No, I have already healed myself, just stay for a while." He said lightly, and Jian Jian found out The color of the other party's lips was lighter than usual, it seemed that he was really hurt.

"If you insist." Simple sighed, Sam turned to look at him, the ice cubes in the bathtub made a sound, like the ice in the North Pole was broken, he put his hands on the edge, his chin gently Resting on it, a pair of beautiful ice blue eyes stared at Jian Jian, with long eyelashes fluttering, as beautiful as a butterfly.

"I'm fine, really."

"Okay." He let out a sigh of relief and smiled, raised his hand to rub the other person's hair, and was stared at, but this time he didn't push it away, but quietly closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

At noon, Jian Jian went to change the ice cubes for Sam. Seeing that the wound was much better, he touched the skin on the edge and murmured, "Will it leave a scar?"

"No, Wesson's medicine is good..." Sam stopped in the middle of speaking, looking a little annoyed, simply looked up at him and asked, "Who is Wesson?"

"An insignificant person." Sam muttered, the wayward mermaid began to bury himself in the ice, and did not come out until Jian called him to eat.

"Why a sandwich?" He complained, but he still gnawed obediently.

"Because of other things, I'm afraid that if you accidentally pour it into the bathtub, it will become 'fish soup'." He deliberately emphasized the word fish soup. All splashed on Jianzhi's body.

"I did it on purpose." He made a grimace, dived into the water again, brought the sandwich into the water by the way, and ate while blowing bubbles.

"Dirty fish." Simple grunted, packed up the dishes and went out.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Yi changed Sam's water for the last time. His wound no longer oozes blood, and the rolled-up flesh has healed, but there is a pink scar. Sam said that it will heal in a week. will fade.

"The mermaid's skin has a powerful self-healing ability." The guy said triumphantly, and Jian Jian really wanted to pull his pointed ears and shout, "Even if you are a mermaid, you can't cook by yourself."Well, mermaids are indeed very powerful, they can hunt prey, and they don’t need to light gas and pour oil to cook. As for what they eat, Jian Jian doesn’t really want to know, it’s okay if he eats small fish and shrimp, but what if he eats people?He shook his body to smooth the goosebumps on his body, and thought for a while that he might not take a bath for the next month, no one would like dirty food.

"Have you been here all this time?" the mermaid asked, with a sweet voice, more charming than when he was in human form.

"If you don't want to," he said hesitantly.

"No, you're fine here." The mermaid said with a smile that shone like a pearl in a freshly opened clam shell.

"Can I touch it again?" Jian Jian made a request, "I didn't touch it properly just now."

"You sound like a pervert, and I thought none of us were interested in same-sex bodies, let alone I'm not human." The mermaid said teasingly, and retorted with simple dissatisfaction, "You don't like humans As soon as he said that, he regretted it, it was too impolite, and the mermaid looked a little angry, he wouldn't eat himself in a fit of anger, would he?Simply thought with a little anxiety.

"Don't worry, I don't eat human flesh." Hearing what he said, Jian Yi breathed a sigh of relief, but the next sentence made Jian Jian's heart ache again. "Human flesh is sour, it's not good to eat." There were countless muddy horses roaring past in my heart, why is human flesh sour!How do you know it's sour if you haven't eaten it!Just as Jian Jian was immersed in his own brain-filling world, the mermaid chuckled lightly, and Jian Jian realized that he had been tricked.

"Bad fish." He slapped the merman's arm lightly. There were small fins near the elbow joint, also silver, but closer to silver gray.

"Stupid human being." He murmured in a low voice, relaxed his body, and signaled that Jian could stroke his tail.

Because of dealing with water for a long time, Jian Jian has a pair of overly white hands, which are softer than ordinary people. If people who like to grow plants have a pair of green fingers, then Jian Jian has a pair of blue fingers, which are softer, and the hands surrounding them It seems to be noble and mysterious silver.In order to better take care of the animals in the aquarium, Jian Jian specially shaved his hair into square inches. In fact, to be honest, there are really few young people who have this kind of haircut that looks like they just got out of prison. Maybe God saw it He gave so piously, so even if his parents died when he was young, he lived a simple life fairly smoothly.

"It's cold, and the mucus on it feels slippery. Well, it's a bit rough compared to Momo's back, but the hard scales are more beautiful..." Jian whispered while stroking, Sam knew what he said He didn't say it to himself, he just lay quietly, letting the warm hands stroke his fish tail, and he didn't even tell the other party that mermaids never let people touch their tails.

"Jane, it's time for you to stop touching." He said lightly, his eyes were still closed, and his long eyelashes cast a shadow under his eyes.

"Why?" he asked puzzled.

"Because you touched something you shouldn't touch."

"What's that?" He asked foolishly, his whole body was still immersed in that incredible touch, so his mind seemed a little sluggish.

"genitals."

The author has something to say: Mermaids are set, but there are not only mermaids on the earth, but also many non-human creatures. They usually pretend to be humans. Mermaids are higher-level, responsible for managing non-human creatures, and have a special organization , so this article can also be called "How to Fall in Love with Non-Human Creatures".