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Because of the obvious preference of the media, Batty was a little bit jealous of Raphael, and even thought that he is also the darling of the media now.

But he quickly regained his mental balance, because the media immediately posed a difficult problem for Raphael.

the problem is this

"Rafa and Owen scored a hat-trick in the European qualifiers that just ended on September 9, helping England beat Germany 1-5 away, ending England's 1-year winless record in Germany and 34 years without winning in Germany , do you think it is possible for him to win this year's Ballon d'Or?"

But Batty was not happy, and even felt disappointed.

Because this reporter is obviously not a South American reporter, but a British guy who traveled thousands of miles to add trouble!

Rafael laughed and said to the reporter: "You reminded me of one thing, and I haven't replied to his text message yet."

The audience was shocked, what?

After Irving won the game, did he still flirt with you?

Raphael told them with practical actions that not only did Owen play the tsundere, but after the tsundere was over, he didn't bother him at all.

He took out his mobile phone and looked at it before saying to the Mirror reporter: "For the sake of my precarious friendship with that guy, I can't show you the content. But I can briefly repeat that Michael was very happy after winning, He simply described to me the process of his three goals, and cheered for me, hoping that I can also get a taste of his dribbling."

Batty didn't know what the media in the audience were thinking, but Batty laughed after hearing Raphael's beautified version.

How could Irving just let Rafael get involved with the ball?

It was clearly provoking him.

But judging from Raphael's tone, this is more like a joke between friends...Huh?

Batty suddenly looked at Raphael, as if he was looking at a scumbag who was attracting bees and butterflies everywhere!

He had heard that Raphael was very kind to that little man Owen.

His source of news is not just people from Inter Milan, but also what he heard in the Manchester United dressing room.Why are you so on good terms with a little guy from England?

What's more, this little dwarf looks good!

Of course, Raphael didn't know that he was carrying another invisible blame called a scumbag, and said to the Mirror reporter: "I am very happy that Michael cheered for me, and I will also regard his encouragement as motivation.

Going back to your question, it's too early to talk about the Ballon d'Or.But I think Michael deserved the Ballon d'Or for what he did this year, and of course I think I deserved it too. "

Raphael speaks from the heart.

Some people always like to talk about Irving's Golden Globes, but the Golden Globes are selected for the performance of the players in the year, not for the lifetime achievement award.

Whether Owen is strong or not, you have to ask Rome and Barcelona who were stepped on by him in the UEFA Cup, you have to ask Kahn who was pierced by Owen four times in a week, and you have to ask those who were confronted by him in that year competitors.

But the little dwarf is outstanding, and "provoking" him will be terrible.

In order to be able to hold his head high and look down on the little dwarfs after returning to the team, he also wants to beat the Brazilians in this game!

The reporters of the Mirror stopped, but the reporters of Brazil stayed alive.

"Rafa, have you seen this picture?"

As the reporter spoke, he held up an A4-sized photo.

Rafael has good eyesight, and he was amused by the Brazilian reporter at a glance.

After seeing the bald heads in the picture clearly, Batty was also very happy. He didn't even know whether this person was here to be funny or to cause trouble.

"I'm very impressed with this photo," Rafael said as he got up and said to the media in the front row, "Can you pass it on for me? I want to show it to everyone."

The photo was soon in his hands. Rafael took a closer look at the four bald heads who were frowning coldly at him and staring at him in the photo. He laughed again, and then showed the photo to everyone and said, "This is In the photos from the 99 America’s Cup, although my expression was cool at the time, I want to say that I was deeply worried at the time.”

Batty is obviously an excellent supporter, and immediately praised: "But what?"

Rafael pointed to Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Cafu, and Carlos in the photo and said, "Of course they are infected."

Now it was everyone who laughed.

Raphael stopped laughing with a smile, and asked the reporter: "I think everyone is impressed by this scene now, why did you mention this?"

The Brazilian reporter said with a smile: "This is the latest news posted by Rivaldo. Ronaldo, Cafu and Carlos also forwarded it. I want to ask you what you think."

Rafael got up and handed the photo to the media in the front row, asking them to help pass it back, and then said with a smile: "If I see it on the Internet, of course I will give them a thumbs up."

Who would have thought that Raphael would actually tell a cold joke in a serious manner?

Everyone is happy.

Raphael waited for them to finish laughing before saying: "I will also respond to them with a photo, but I need to look for it, and I will upload it to the network when I find it."

Batty saw that he didn't plan to accept any more interviews, so he helped everyone complain, "Rafa, is this an advertisement?"

What responded to him was Raphael's two proudly raised eyebrows.

Although Batty is already a thirty-year-old man, he is a very curious person.

When he came backstage, he urged Raphael to find a photo to respond under the pretense of losing, and he wanted to give him a thumbs up.

Of course Raphael would not refuse.

However, there was no rush for this matter. After the training session in the afternoon, Raphael requisitioned Curly's notebook, searched on Google, and quickly found the picture he was looking for.

Aimar smiled after seeing the picture, but he was puzzled: "Why are you looking for this? Are you provoking Ronaldo and Rivaldo?"

While saving the picture, Raphael said, "This is not my provocation, it was the Brazilian who fired the first shot."

Aimar asked with a smile: "I heard that Owen also provoked you?"

Raphael: "..."

When they were developing the press conference, Xiao Curly was taking a nap, and when he woke up, he would train with him. Where did you hear that?

When Rafael listed 1234 suspects, Aimar pulled his face and said: "I just want to tell you that I will not eat this kind of flying vinegar, so don't suspect that Javier beat your little one any more." Reported."

But after he finished speaking, he saw Raphael's face collapsed.

This made Aimar raise his eyebrows, and he was about to tell him that it wasn't Saviola who secretly reported him, well, it wasn't just him.

In the end, I saw this slumped-faced guy "mumbling" openly: "You don't love me."

Aimar's expression became funny because of this black pot that fell from the sky. ⒊[-]

"Where did you get the conclusion? Also, don't try to coax me into saying those things." Aimar didn't want to be fooled.

But the guy who blamed him actually wrapped his arms around his waist, thrust his head into his chest, and said aggrievedly: "The whole team thinks Owen fits my aesthetics, but you never get jealous!"

Now Aimar finally knew where the scapegoat came from, and he patted his golden retriever angrily, "You still expect me to be jealous?"

When he found out that the British lord liked him before, this guy was nervous, how can he be so... hypocritical now!

Yes, it is hypocritical!

But Raphael said bluntly, "I just want to see it!"

Aimar was about to fall, he originally wanted to push away this clingy person, and have a good reasoning with him.

But the results of his hard work for several years are obviously not enough to make up for their innate gap in strength. He pushed twice but failed to push, so he had no choice but to give up. Instead, he rubbed his head and warned directly: "I It's not you, a control freak, why are you jealous? If you dare to cheat, I'll kick you, it's as simple as that."

Raphael believed this, and even believed it deeply.

Aimar is the most filial son, the most caring brother, the most perfect lover, and the most reliable friend.

But he is also a determined person with a bottom line and a temper.

Once you decide to kick him, you will definitely not hesitate.

Seeing that acting like a baby was out of the question, Raphael could only force her in a low voice, "I just want a sense of accomplishment."

What a fucking sense of accomplishment!

Aimar thought, I should just show your fans what you look like, promise to shatter their jaws!

But since someone just wants a sense of achievement, he can only coax him.

He held someone's head forcibly: "You just want me to coax you and tell you what you want to hear, don't you?"

Raphael nodded in satisfaction, it must be!

Aimar held back his smile, and pretended to sigh helplessly: "Rafael, you may never understand one thing."

Now Rafa is highly vigilant when he hears his full name, but the tone doesn't sound like he's angry, so he gave a small "hmm".

"You are a heartthrob, a real heartthrob. If I eat this kind of vinegar, then in my world, apart from you and football, there will only be lemons left."

Regarding this point, Aimar had realized it as early as when he was with him.

Raphael smiled, and pointed to his nose, "I'm a heartthrob?"

Aimar glared at him: "Aren't you?"

Raphael smiled contentedly, and blinked at him in the next second, "Baby, have I charmed you?"

How could Aimar care about him?

But Raphael didn't give up, and asked in a drawn-out tone: "So in your world, besides football, I'm the only one? Very good, we don't need those lemons anymore."

Seeing that he was endless, Aimar directly lifted his chin and kissed him directly, telling him to shut up!

They played the kissing game for a while before Aimar muttered: "Owen sent me a text message, he is a very good person."

What the hell!

Raphael was in a hurry, that little man turned his back on his back and went straight to his backyard?

Seeing that he sat up with a swipe, Aimar stopped pretending. He laughed a few times before saying, "He just thanked me for the book I lent him earlier."

Raphael raised his eyebrows: "He hasn't gone to school for a long time, what books can I borrow from you?"

"Of course it's your masterpiece! He wants to read the original version, not the published one. I sent him my own handwritten copy, and he sent it back to me a few days ago, and his girlfriend also sent it Give me a big box of presents."

Ah.

Raphael was not surprised after listening to it. This is indeed something Owen can do.

but……

"He wants to grow taller? I don't think he can grow taller."

That was so venomous, Amar poked him in the face, telling him to be polite.

Raphael grabbed his finger and kissed it, and then said: "The little man always said that he is not that interested in football, and horse racing is his favorite, but he is interested in everything that can make him stronger." Interested, I suggested to him to try gluten-free food, and after consulting with an exercise specialist and a nutritionist, he followed suit immediately."

Aimar laughed: "He can. Absolutely."

Raphael snorted instead: "I didn't intend to talk to him, but since he secretly texted you behind my back, I'm sure I'm going to piss him off."

Having said that, he got up instead, and opened the notebook that they had thrown aside, intending to respond to the provocation of the four Brazilian bald men.

When he found the famous football painting, he complained: "It's a good thing that unlucky Jaminia was not selected, otherwise I would have to face five bald men. It's scary to think about it."

Aimar immediately grasped the key point: "What are you afraid of? Are you bald?"

Raphael:

Although he is half of British blood, he didn't have any troubles in this aspect until the time of his death!

But this small look made Aimar misunderstand. He thought Raphael was really worried that he would be bald, so he comforted him, after all

"You see Hughes is still handsome now, and you will still be a heartthrob at his age."

Hearing him praise himself again, although it was more like praising his old father, Raphael still hummed in a good mood.

Aimar couldn't help making a face behind this childish ghost who likes to boast. After Raphael uploaded the picture and got the four big bald heads in Brazil, he took him aside and then quit his account. Logged in own.

Then it is very skillful to like and repost.

Raphael smiled silently when he saw his smooth movements and remembered that he still had a trumpet.

He is not in a hurry to take off the little curly's vest now, he will save it for a few years, and then read it slowly when he retires.

Countless fans were looking forward to it after the pre-match press conference, waiting for Raphael's reply.

They waited and waited until night.

But after seeing the picture posted by Rafael, they lamented under the comments that there was no waiting for nothing, that Rafa is indeed sexy, and Rafa is online.

What did Raphael post?

In fact, it's nothing, just a photo of him, Aimar, Redondo, Batty, Sorin, sneering at the Brazilians in unison.

It is these two photos that have caused the smoke of gunpowder to spread throughout South America before the Bayan-African war has even started!

Owen, who had already returned to England with the team from Germany and was preparing for the next qualifier, also received a text message from Rafael.

In fact, it was not so much a text message as a picture.

The picture records in great detail the number of Rafael's hat-trick games and the time of each goal.

And such a hat-trick, he scored 15.

How many did you get in?

Owen took stock of his highlight moments in his heart, and his teeth began to itch after the stocktaking!

Lost!

And it was a miserable loss!

Since he was promoted to Liverpool's first team at the age of 16, he has only scored 7 hat-tricks.

In the national team, he only succeeded in opening up wasteland 2 days ago.

It was precisely because he had made such a big breakthrough that he showed off a little in front of Raphael, only to be shown off in the end!

But Owen didn't admit that his skills were inferior to others.

He thought, I should have agreed to Moratti two years ago and transferred to Inter Milan to grab cakes with that bastard!

The author has something to say: Owen Niu is a real cow when approved.

The gold content of the Europa League that year was not comparable to the current Europa League. Liverpool defeated Inter Milan, Barcelona and Roma that season.

Because Rome that year was the one that won the Serie A championship.

After that, they won the UEFA Champions League champion Bayern in the UEFA Super Cup, and then in the same week, they beat Germany 5-1 in Munich, ending 34 years of unbeaten Germany.

Let's get in touch with this European Cup.

England has won 2 times against Germany since I know about football.

Since I watched the game, I have only watched it live once.

I think even if you are a Sanmeow fan for 20 years, you only watched this one time, because it has been 1 years since Irving swept Germany 5-1.

Before Irving's second serious injury in 01,

He has capped 14 times in his career, 8 of which were completed before 01, 7 of which were in Liverpool.

make an inappropriate comparison

Lu Xiaopang can be regarded as the peak of his debut, but he only played 7 hats in the Premier League.

The number of hat-tricks does not fully represent the awesomeness of a shooter, such as Rooney, he is very selfless, but looking at the time when these hat-tricks are performed, we can see the state of a player in different periods, such as Melo, such as Akwe Rowe and Alan Shearer of the older generation.

The above are some small grievances, I hope Meow Meow will give me some strength tonight!

Finally, send a Rafah wink to everyone

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