After sending the wrong order, I got angry with the Lord of the Underworld

In the middle of the night...

The faint moonlight came in from the window, barely illuminating a corner of the villa.In this darkness, the bright red blood stains on the ground are particularly dazzling.

The blood splattered across the ground, with a few drops of fresh blood added from time to time, making it look like a crime scene.

And not far away, a young man with only half his body left was desperately crawling towards the gate of the villa.

"Help, help..." The boy's voice was full of fear, and his pupils were a little dizzy due to excessive fright.

His fingers were stained with blood, and every time he climbed, he left a bright red bloody handprint on the ground.

On the ground behind him, there were still a few bloody white bones... and some broken arms and limbs.

"Da da da--"

But at this moment, the sound of high heels colliding with the ground resounded in the empty villa, accompanied by a few women's sharp laughter.

The boy couldn't care about anything else, and crawled towards the door enduring the pain.

Two meters, one meter, half a meter...

His hand finally touched the door frame, and the boy raised his head, as if he saw hope.

However, before he opened the door of the villa, he felt a tearing pain coming from the part that was no longer in him. Before the boy could even cry out in pain, he heard that terrible voice rang in his ears again.

"What do you wish for?"

The woman in red wearing high-heeled shoes held a wine glass in her hand, her voice was as piercing as the sound of two rusty iron plates rubbing against each other.

The boy was so frightened that he couldn't speak, he just shook his head vigorously, the tears on his face mixed with blood, he couldn't tell whether it was nausea or horror for a while.

"Aren't you going to make a wish?" The woman in red's voice was very soft, but it was even more terrifying because of its harshness.

The boy cried and backed away, with his whole back against the wall, "No... no... Please, let me go..."

He was jealous of his biological brother who had excellent grades.So at the instigation of my classmates, I played a Western psychic game called Bloody Mary.

Legend has it that as long as you write the name of the person you hate the most on the mirror in the game of Bloody Mary, and successfully summon Bloody Mary, you can form a curse on this person.

The teenager played this game with the mentality of giving it a try.But unexpectedly, Bloody Mary was actually summoned.

What made him even more unexpected was that Bloody Mary not only killed his brother, but also his parents.

Now, he is also doomed.

"I don't want to make a wish." Miss Mary's voice was a little softer. Her eyes were pure white, with only a little blackness in the middle of the pupil, which made it difficult to see her emotions clearly.

She suddenly laughed twice, then stared straight at the young man, and said slowly, "Then it's time to pay me."

What the teenager's classmates didn't tell him was that the person who summoned Bloody Mary would pay a price while fulfilling his wish.

"I've already given you my leg!" The boy broke down and shouted, "Please let me go..."

He was just jealous, and he had already paid a heavy price for it.

His leg was torn off by the female ghost herself.

Miss Mary didn't pay attention to him, but directly grabbed the boy's heart. It seemed that she wanted to take out his heart.

The boy closed his eyes in despair, thinking that if he was given another chance, he would be a good man and never be jealous again.

But he waited for a long time, and the pain he imagined did not come.Just when the boy was about to open his eyes to take a look, he suddenly heard a muffled "bang".

Immediately afterwards, there was another crisp sound of glass breaking.

"I'm sorry, there's a little traffic jam on the road, I'm late." A deep male voice rang in his ear, the boy opened his eyes, and saw a figure in black clothes and black pants from the back.

And next to him was a boy with a baby face who looked about his age.

"Don't be afraid..." The baby-faced boy noticed his gaze, pointed to the back of the black man in black pants and said, "He is a professional in ghost hunting."

Hearing this, the black-clothed and black-pants figure suddenly turned his head and scolded directly: "Yu Qing, you are a dog! You go out to work and I work? Are you shameless?"

"Ten yuan for you." The baby-faced boy named Yu Qing sat directly on the ground, "Early finish work early."

After finishing speaking, Miss Mary just got up from the ground, and directly fought with the black-clothed black-pants.

The boy lay on the ground, dazed by this sudden change.

He turned his head to look at the young man named Yu Qing next to him, with a confused expression on his face, "Who are you?"

Yu Qing was checking the specific situation of the villa. Hearing this, he raised his head and glanced at the young man, "Who are we? We are not human."

Before the boy could speak, he answered the second half of the sentence himself, "We are the ghosts of the Underworld Office."

juvenile:……

Hitting ghosts twice in one day, maybe there is no one left.

"By the way..." Yu Qing was talking, suddenly remembered something, clicked on a file on the phone called Life and Death Book, and said, "Chen Xu, right? You summoned foreign ghosts without authorization, which violated the laws of the underworld. Killing my parents and elder brother is an even worse crime.”

"According to the merit calculation, you will be reborn as a pig in your next life."

Chen Xu opened his mouth, but did not refute.

The bones on the ground were still there, and the image of Miss Mary eating people was always engraved in his mind.

"Then... where are my parents and elder brother?" Chen Xu asked hoarsely.

Yu Qing flipped through the life and death book, and found that the names of these three people had turned gray, and his face darkened.

"Fan Ming..." Yu Qingchao shouted to the man in black clothes and pants, "Three souls have been hidden by this western ghost."

When a person is not dead, the name on the life and death book is golden, and it will turn black after death.

If it turns gray, it means it is not under the control of the underworld, or it is about to die, that is, the legendary widow.

"What happened to my parents and brother?" Chen Xu recalled the bloody scenes before, grabbed Yu Qing's clothes and asked, "Did they get caught by that female ghost? I saw that female ghost stuffed them before." A few small light clusters into the mirror."

Yu Qing's complexion suddenly became even uglier. He stood up, replied "Got it" in a low voice, and then walked towards the two ghosts who were fighting.

But before taking two steps, he stopped again, tilted his head and said, "You can still save it, I suggest calling 120."

"No need..." Chen Xu leaned against the wall, with a wistful smile on his face, "Living alone is meaningless."

My relatives were all killed by me, even if I rescued them, I would only live in guilt for the rest of my life.

Yu Qing nodded and didn't say much.

Over there, Miss Mary and Fan Ming were inseparable.Although they looked on par, Fan Ming still had the upper hand.

It's just that Miss Mary didn't talk about martial arts, she knew she couldn't beat her, so she hid herself in the mirror.

"Damn!" This was the first time Fan Ming encountered such a person who ran away when he couldn't beat him. He turned his head to look at Yu Qing, "What should I do?"

Yu Qing pondered for a moment and said, "Smash the mirror."

Although ghosts drilling into mirrors often appear in horror movies, those are the skills of foreign ghosts.

The legal provisions of the Eastern Underworld are very strict, and they are not allowed to do things like drilling mirrors or drilling TV.

After a long time, they really forgot how to drill.

"Should I...resuscitate?" Fan Ming looked at Chen Xu who was not far away, "He should still have blood."

The soul taken away by Miss Mary is Chen Xu's blood relative. If Chen Xu's blood is used as an introduction, it is not difficult to find it back.

Before Yu Qing heard the words, Chen Xu crawled towards them by himself.

"I have, I have blood." The wound on his wrist was still bleeding, but it was not obvious in the darkness, "I beg you, save my parents and brother."

Yu Qing clicked his tongue, with a touch of impatience in his tone, "It's really troublesome."

Originally, he just wanted to catch a ghost, but now he has to save people.

The wages are not doubled, which is too bad.

On the side, Fan Ming had already taken a mirror to collect blood.

Chen Xu's injury was not fatal, but if the bleeding did not stop, Hua Tuo would not be able to save him even if he was alive.

"Are you really not going to call 120 for rescue?" Yu Qing asked one last time.

Compared with just now, Chen Xu's face was several degrees paler, and with another bloodletting, it was almost to the limit.

"I'm not worthy..." Chen Xu shook his head, trying to smile at Yu Qing, "I beg you, please save my parents and brother."

This is the first time Chen Xu has said such a thing.

Although Yu Qing didn't quite understand, he still nodded and didn't speak again.

The mirror after dripping with blood became even more glaring under the moonlight. Fan Ming put his index and middle fingers together on his chest, and he was chanting something.

After about 30 seconds, a dazzling red light appeared on the blood-stained mirror.Immediately afterwards, Miss Mary's screams came from the mirror.

There was a flash of red light, and a red thing jumped out of the mirror quickly, but Yu Qing pinched it in the next second.

"Hand over your soul." Although Yu Qing had a baby face, his personality had nothing to do with his appearance.

Before Miss Mary could say a word, Yu Qing shrank her fingertips, leaving some red dust on the ground.

"Hey you..." Fan Ming didn't expect Yu Qing to be so simple and rude, "What about the soul?"

"Here it is..." Yu Qing spread out his hand, and there were three small white light balls in his palm.

The corners of Fan Ming's mouth twitched, but he still felt that something was wrong, "You just killed her, what if the western ghost makes an excuse to make trouble?"

"She was the one who trespassed on the eastern border first." Yu Qing looked indifferent, turned his head to look, and found that Chen Xu had died, "And even killed someone."

Fan Ming thought about it for a while and thought it was the same. He watched Yu Qing take Chen Xu's soul, and continued to complain: "You said that you are a ghost king, and you come to catch ghosts, isn't it a bit overkill?"

Most importantly, this ghost Yu Qing is poor and lazy.

He wanted to make money but didn't want to do anything, so he would take Fan Ming with him every time he went out to work.

Fan Ming dared not speak out.

"A little..." Yu Qing responded, and clicked on the mobile phone gallery, "So I plan to change jobs."

Fan Ming looked at the words on Yu Qing's phone, and read out slowly: "Is there any app that is sincerely recruiting delivery staff after death, [-] per order, daily settlement?"

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Advance collection of "After Being Raised by a Deadly Enemy" please collect it——

As the last nine-tailed fox in the world, Bai Su decided to find a human being as a shit shovel officer in order not to go to the Demon Control Bureau to live a 996 social animal life.

The first step to find the shit shoveler is to put away the eight tails and pretend to be an ordinary Samoyed.

The second step in finding a shit shoveler is to find a good-looking (crossed out) high-quality human being who is rich and can cook.

The third step in finding the shit shoveler is to go directly to Pengci after locking on the target.

After several days of observation by Bai Su, he finally identified the candidate for the shit-shoveling officer—Qi Huai, the president of a company next door to the Demon Control Bureau.

Not only is Qi Huai a fool with a lot of money and a villa, but he also has broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs.Most importantly, he looks good (crossed out) and cooks deliciously.

As a senior face control (strike out) foodie, Bai Su resolutely chose Porcelain Qi Huai.

And Qi Huai, as Bai Su wished, took him back home.

From then on, Bai Su lived a fairy life of putting on clothes, stretching out her hands to eat, opening her mouth, and occasionally tearing down the house.

Until one day a big demon woke up, and Bai Su had to go to the Demon Management Bureau to help.

And on a certain mountain, just as Bai Su changed back to his original form, he saw his weak and unable to take care of himself, the shit-shoveling officer, and behind him... the dragon tail...

Bai Su?you are not human?

Qi Huai: ...Are you not a dog?

Bai Su: No, you are the fucking dragon who plucked my fox hair back then?

Qi Huai: ...Didn't you pick my scales first?

#Probably just a story about looking for a shit-shoveling officer and finding a deadly enemy, and it’s really fragrant#