Grandpa Guang Weizheng[Comprehensive]

It is not the first time that Deadpool has done the work of attracting firepower, but he always has a way to let people know that he is a bait, the purpose is to attract the firepower, and he still has no hesitation, persevering, while yelling and holding the mechanism Mu Cang briskly chased after him.

Like now.

After the file solved the gatekeeper and successfully entered the building, his first choice was not to go deep right away, but to jump up to the ceiling and quietly count to twenty.

Then the guys watching the live ammunition in the Hemu warehouse below divided into several columns and ran out of the gate several times.

"Oh~ my sweetheart~ this symphony of gunfire really makes me feel good~" He spoke in a strange aria that made people feel goosebumps, accompanied by the sudden sound of gunfire, the file almost wanted to cut off the conversation immediately .

"What's the matter?" She asked patiently. After all, after Deadpool started working, he wouldn't simply take the line over to talk to you. For example, now, she's sure that the other party has something to talk about before talking to her. call.

Of course, if it wasn't, she'd turn around and kill Deadpool after hacking her target.

"Oh, although I really want to tell you about the huge impact of the intense stimulation on the battlefield on my brother, and even make me want to post it right away, but I think you probably don't want to know the specific details. Gentleman." He hummed an unknown tune, and he seemed to be humming in his speech: "But dear, I think you may need to speed up, after all, you only have one head, don't you, maybe someone cut you off It’s gone—[beep], I [beep]”

After a long series of meaningless swear words, Deadpool replied with some doubts, "Oh shit, why haven't you hung up yet" and cut off the communication.

File:...

#You just vent your dissatisfaction with the injury, can't you just cut it off! #

She has come to the middle of the factory, and after receiving the communication from Deadpool, she thinks she has to speed up the progress.This time the guys came earlier than before, maybe there is no way to vent their anger, so they can only give him a happy one.

She frowned dissatisfied.

What a lucky guy.

She took out a metal ring from her bag and put it on her forearm, turned on the switch, and when the signal light on the metal ring was on, she felt as if her brain had been punched hard, and she was completely dazed. for a moment.

"...This thing really doesn't work." She shook her head vigorously, and after getting used to the negative effects of shielding herself from electromagnetic field waves, she continued to move forward.

Although this thing is expensive, disposable, has serious side effects, and can cause serious abnormalities in ability, but the opponent cleverly thinks that the file may be a mutant, and thinks of using the electromagnetic wave of the anti-mutant treasure to deal with him. After she was imprisoned in the freezer at minus [-] degrees and almost killed her, she realized the necessity of this thing deeply.

But after personally trying the pain of the first-generation bracelet that almost opened the brain and the high side effects of the second-generation bracelet that leaks electricity from time to time, she feels that the third-generation bracelet is too close to the people, practical and comfortable.In just four years, the wristband has undergone three generations of changes. I heard that the fourth generation will soon be on the market. Although there will be revolutionary changes in the price each time, the file will have the urge to directly steal the technology or rob the bank. But every time All must bow to the forces of science.

"Wade? Why are you here!"

Maybe superheroes are originally a family, you know me and I know you.Natasha saw a little red in the white snow at a glance.He was twisting his waist and stringing people on a string.When Deadpool heard the question, he turned his head and patted his head: "Oh beauty! It's you! To be honest, it's a surprise to see you here. I was so stimulated that I want to masturbate right now." One shot but you know my uniform is one piece and it's too much of a hassle to take it off here."

Once he opened his mouth, he couldn't stop. Natasha knew that if she couldn't get past Deadpool, she probably wouldn't be able to get in, so she didn't intend to continue talking nonsense with the other party, and pulled out the two short sticks she was going to bring: "You know, I've got to go."

"To be honest, I really don't want to do this." Despite saying this, Deadpool simply shouted "Come into Brother's arms" while waving his two knives and rushed over.

The file's prediction was correct, and the signal indicator on the wristband changed from green to red, and a countdown of three to 10 minutes began.This shows that she has entered the electromagnetic field area, and when mutants encounter this nemesis-like existence without any precautions, they will almost rush to the street immediately.Now she only has three or ten minutes to control herself freely. When the time is up, if she doesn't want to rush to the street immediately, she must leave the magnetic field area immediately.

"Can't the welcome ceremony be a big scene?" She sneered, pointing her hand at the heavy iron gate in front of her.

The metal snapped with a toothache as it was compressed.The thickness of the metal door was at least half a meter. When the iron door was squeezed into a ball of waste by the compressed space and thrown aside, she was about to step in but found that it was empty inside.

Before her feet touched the ground, she looked around, but found no human traces inside, and could even clearly see a thick layer of dust on the empty table top.What's even more strange is that he parked a field vehicle in the house even though he was in such a place.

She frowned.

It is impossible for people not to be there.She came only after confirming that someone was there——

Thinking of this, the file that was still being checked was kicked into the room from behind.Subconsciously, she rolled on the spot amidst a row of machine guns firing, and quickly overturned a table as a temporary shelter.

"I've heard of your name a long time ago, File." The man's voice sounded a little excited, perhaps because the dripping red traces on the ground continued all the way to the back of the table: "You seem to pick the easy ones first, Putting the difficult one at the end, I have to say that your choice is very correct."

Holding a P-90 submachine gun, he approached slowly step by step: "However, there are still three participants left. I can understand that you didn't put me in the last place, but you didn't put me in the penultimate place." I'm very, very sorry." He sighed exaggeratedly: "After all, I think I may be more difficult than the other two."

The file didn't care what the guy who set the flag for him said afterwards, because the other party spit out some new scenes that were different from what he knew.

For example, she thought she could stop killing two people, but this guy suddenly broke the news that you made a mistake, and there was actually a third one.

Truth or lie?Who is the extra one?Why hasn't even a little bit of wind leaked out after hiding it so well all these years?

And while she was clutching the wound on her abdomen tightly, thinking wildly in her mind whether to kill the other party directly or pry more things out of his mouth, Deadpool came again and it was even worse. Communications:

"Hey sweetheart, did you miss me? Oh, you're panting a little bit, are you doing something inappropriate for children? Listen to my brother's advice, Battlefield.avi is not fun, it will cause big things every minute!" He also sounded like bullets and blades flying together.

She had already started fighting with the target at this time, and she pushed the heads of the cannon fodder who were waiting to put the black wooden warehouse at any time into her chest: "Shut up! I'm busy here! What's the matter!"

"Actually, there are a lot of notes this time. Even a good Deadpool must treat himself correctly. For example, my brother is indeed the most handsome man in Marvel--Obie! To be honest, I am fascinated by a beautiful girl. She It looks just like my ex-wife! There is a muscular man next to her, I wanted to invite that strong man to have a 3P with us, but he is determined to find true love and I can't keep him!" He added : "He holds a shield with stars drawn on it."

Holy shit!

Being distracted, she was kicked in the chest by the man and took a few steps back, knocking heavily on the corner of the table.

She spat out a mouthful of blood, thinking that things couldn't get worse anyway, and asked, "Is there anything good about it?"

"A good thing?" Deadpool howled, wondering if it was pierced again: "There is an iron can flying towards you, I wonder if this is a good thing?"

God is so good!

She couldn't bear it anymore: "Bitch! What are you doing! Get your money back!"

"Hey sweetheart, please be reasonable, brother, can you masquerade or not... Uzi Uzi... can..." After a short electric sound, Deadpool's voice disappeared and was replaced by another voice.

"Here is the handsome Iron Man, put down your weapon and stand obediently, if you are willing to cooperate..."

No more behind.

The file took out his miniature intercom headset and crushed it with his foot.

"You are so lucky, Adolf." She pulled out the knife and gun on her tactical belt with her backhand: "I don't have much time, so I can only give you a good time."

"I can't believe that someone has the guts to cut my communications!"

Tony's exaggerated voice came from the earphones, which made Captain America a little helpless.

That person always seems to be a fool, not serious, even if he is on a mission now, he can't be serious at all.

He had to interrupt the other party's complaint: "I have already entered the interior of the building, Tony, you enter from above—if it is not the enemy, try to have a dialogue with the file."

"Oh come on, that guy cut off the call with me!"

He took this reply as agreement.

Some soldiers were lying all over the ground, their death patterns were very...strange.

Some were killed by a broken neck bone, some were shot to death by a single shot, and some were completely broken.

These are relatively normal, at least it seems that they can be achieved through normal people's means.As he moved on to the middle of the factory, these people looked...somewhat...weird.

For example, the head was crushed to the size of a fist.

He got through to Iron Man: "Tony, be careful, we might have to face a mutant."

"Mutants? There are electromagnetic fields against mutants everywhere here. If he is, he should have been recruited." He replied: "But he disconnected my call 5 minutes ago!"

……

Well, can't communicate.

Because the road was unimpeded, Captain America's speed made him a little uncomfortable.When an explosion sounded on the ground, he actually had a feeling of "this is normal".

But when he arrived at the explosion point, all he saw was a wall that had been blasted through, two tire tracks on the snow, and some dazzling bright red on the snow.

He connected to the communication: "Tony."

"Understood." His voice was rare and serious: "I saw them, and they will pass when I get away."

The Hydra cadre known as Adolf drove the chariot full throttle on the snow.He wiped his forehead that was covered with cold sweat due to the pain, looked back at the file that he had left far behind him, and whistled pretending to be relaxed: "Goodbye buddy, you can't catch up with me."

There was a very flat cut on his right wrist, which was bleeding like a broken faucet at the moment.It's not that he hasn't seen mutants before, but even with a bracelet that shields electromagnetic fields, it's the first time he's seen a guy who can choose to use abilities despite powerful side effects and succeed.

There was an abnormal bulge in his abdomen, and according to the file, his severed right hand was now in his stomach pouch.He sent the file and ate three bullets, but none of them hit the fatal point. He turned his head and glanced, and saw that the other party was approaching him at a terrifying speed, and the distance between the two was constantly shrinking, and then cursed. A dirty word.

She is like an old movie with dropped frames, she will strobe once every step of the way, and the place where she will appear next time is probably tens of meters away from the starting point just now.

For the file, if she wasn't in the sub-state now, she could move farther.

The three bullets hit the abdomen, calf and shoulder respectively. Although it was not fatal, it also greatly restricted his actions.The blood oozing from the wound dripped sparsely all the way, which was particularly conspicuous on the snow.

She took the last leap, ignoring the last 100 meters, and strangled Adolf's neck with both hands.In the next moment, the two of them fell together on the snowy ground tens of meters away from the field vehicle.

Gasping for air, Adolf climbed up first, but his wooden warehouse was left a few steps away, and when he ran to his wooden warehouse, the file struck first.

Three shots were fired and he fell to the ground.

The file slowly got up from the ground, glanced at the wristband showing that there were only a few tens of seconds left, and limped and kicked his wooden warehouse away.

She stepped on his missing right arm: "I don't know if you want me to confess who the remaining two people are."

She waited for two seconds while Adolf cursed: "It seems that I don't want to."

As she spoke, she knelt down and pressed Adolf's head with one hand.

As if realizing that he was hopeless, Adolf suddenly laughed.He laughed and said, "See you in hell, bitch."

The hand of the file made a gentle push towards his neck, and the skin tore open, the bones were shattered, and the blood splattered in a symphony that calmly replied: "See you in hell, sonofabitch."

The author has something to say: That’s right, Ayou’s martial arts scenes have always been like jokes, so don’t complain about me

Also, about Black Widow looking like Deadpool's ex-wife, yes

Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow)'s ex-husband is Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool)