Grandpa Guang Weizheng[Comprehensive]

Bumblebee was driving fast all the way, and when it was still two hours away to New York, File finished eating snacks and had a good night's sleep. He stretched himself and sat up from the seat.

"Wake up?" Bumblebee played a piece of energetic wake-up music after the fact: "I'm going to New York soon, and there are still two hours."

"Thank you for your hard work." She yawned: "Speaking of which, Bumblebee, why did you come to Earth?"

This sudden question must have startled Bumblebee so much that he even stopped abruptly. The filer sitting in the back seat rushed directly to the windshield due to inertia. In order to avoid being hit again on the head, she directly used the Ability moved himself out of the car, flipped in the air for a week and then landed smoothly.

After standing still, she slowly walked towards the car, waved her hand and interrupted the bumblebee who was playing the "hahahaha what are you talking about" audio: "No earthling or earth machine will say 'want to try Taste the energy of the earth', because we have never tasted what alien energy is like. It doesn't matter, we all have secrets, I just think it's too boring to drive for two hours with nothing to do. I want to chat with you, if You don't want to talk about it."

As she spoke, she opened the car door again and sat in the driver's seat: "Okay, let me drive the car next and find something to do."

Start, change gears, kick the accelerator!

Very rasp-like driving technique.

Compared with the file that is calm and relaxed or even humming a ditty, the bumblebee looks very cramped.It can be seen from the occasional sudden electrical sound that he may be speaking but hesitates to speak.

In the end, he seemed to have finally made a decision. He played some muffled music first and then started playing the spliced ​​audio.

"I am indeed an alien. We are Transformers from Cybertron. After the planet is destroyed, we are looking for the fire source that fell on the earth in the universe. We want to rebuild our star..."

"Sorry to interrupt." The file raised his hand: "How many people know about the destruction of the planet?"

"...I just told you."

"Very well, don't say that your planet is destroyed in the future, but say that you are the official diplomatic mission of your planet and come to Earth for a friendly visit, otherwise you will wait and be exploited to death." She said flatly: "Initiate What do you think about exposing your weaknesses?"

"...I think there should be honesty between partners."

"I sold Pengci before. We humans have this kind of virtue, and we can't change it. You can contact your partners in the future and tell them the same. Do as the Romans do, and follow the rules of the earth when you arrive on the earth, otherwise when the time comes I didn’t get it, so I turned into a prison.” She patted the steering wheel: “I didn’t hear anything just now, please say it again.”

Bumblebee: ...why would I team up with this guy?

After the squeaky electric sound, accompanied by the background music of the news broadcast, the announcer Bumblebee started his performance:

"Cybertron's visiting ambassadors arrived at Earth in the "Adventurer" spacecraft in the early nineteenth century, and launched Cybertron's first visit to Earth. According to the schedule, the purpose of this visit to Earth is to find Botan’s lost source of fire, while speeding up the pace of building a technological universe, and promoting the great spirit of mutual help, solidarity, friendship and common progress between planets. This visit heralds that the earth will leave the galaxy era, and marks the official beginning of the earth’s cosmic era Step forward and attract the attention of the whole universe.”

After the broadcast, the announcer excitedly asked: "How is it this time!"

File, rubbing his stiff face: "Well... once you learn it, you can make a material, and I will follow this in the future, very good."

After the alien friend's confession time is over, it's the file's turn. She originally wanted to lie and keep quiet, but she couldn't stand the sudden brake of the bumblebee, turned the steering wheel, turned on all the air conditioners to blow at her at maximum wind, and sang a series of tricks such as DJ. Finally surrendered.

"My words are actually not as tortuous as yours." She put her hands behind her head and leaned comfortably on the back of the chair: "Before I was eight years old, I was an ordinary and good girl. I went to school, made friends, bought beautiful bows, and loved to wear them." Floral dresses. I played Snow White in elementary school."

She laughed, then narrowed her eyes.

"Then, I went on vacation to Alaska with my father, who used to be a crime-fighting agent. Those people found him, killed him, and I watched, and then when he was dying, the mutant power awakened out of control, and he Moved elsewhere. There I met the teacher who taught me the art of revenge, she honed me, she educated me, and she drove me away."

"I started to avenge my father, and I also gathered partners who were entrusted with life and death. The last two were sent to school by me, and one stayed behind to protect us. We have never seen him again since then."

"It's up to now." Her tone was raised, her expression very relaxed: "I still have two goals, just like you hope to get back the fire source and rebuild the planet. I didn't start to fall asleep until I decided to take revenge."

Bumblebee murmured, "But hatred only breeds more hatred."

"When the planet is rebuilt, there will always be a day of destruction." She said without thinking, "So, the two of us don't try to persuade each other, and we don't need it. We act together at the overlapping parts of the goal, and each takes what we need. You find you I will avenge you. I only know that you are a cheap car I robbed, and you only know that I am a car thief."

This is the least burdensome approach to each other, and it is also the most appropriate way to deal with both parties at this stage.File also swelled up for a period of time when revenge repeatedly succeeded, and felt that his abilities were omnipotent, and revenge was a matter of minutes.

And because of her conceit and aggressiveness, it was her innocent companions who paid the price.She doesn't even know if the other party is still alive now.

She no longer wants to bear, nor can she bear the weight of a partner.

"Oh, you really hurt me like this." He said while spritzing a glass of water, "I thought we were already friends."

"We're friends, but we can't be partners." She patted the steering wheel reassuringly: "My goal is too big, and it will hurt you—well, in fact, it may already hurt you, so I need you A different look before, and I'll be off now. Thanks for your help bumblebee, I'm happy to be friends with you."

"I don't know what to say, but I think my inner core is very sad." He sighed: "Since you already know the secret of the source of fire, I hope you can help us pay attention, so for Transformers It is very important to say. It is a block of energy."

"I know Bumblebee, by the way, as your friend, I want to give you a piece of advice before getting out of the car." After getting out of the car, she closed the door and lay on the car window that Bumblebee opened: "Human beings may not be as technologically advanced as you The Cybertronians are so developed, but we also have your nemesis. Are you all metal? At least most of them are made of metal?"

"Yes."

"Then I need you to promise me that you must keep an eye out for a man who always wears a helmet and smiles like a big shark. Eric Lanshere, also called Magneto, he can squeeze metal into a lump, There are even rumors that he can control the metal and plow the earth, you be careful."

Bumblebee was frightened and turned on the double flash: "Are the people on Earth so scary now!"

The file laughed and patted the roof of the car: "Good luck Bumblebee, I'm afraid of being followed, I don't have any electronic products on me, if I find anything, I will post small advertisements all over the street. "

Judging from the results, this revenge was considered a success, but there were too many unnecessary episodes on the way, such as confrontation with Iron Man, such as hammer, such as touching porcelain (crossed out).

This is a failed experience, not worth learning from.

While reflecting, she returned to her shack at the speed of light, quickly took the luggage that she had packed before departure, and knocked on the neighbor's door.

"Doctor Banner, I'm planning to move now. I wanted to leave just like this, but I think it's better to tell you." She was carrying a backpack and wearing a big brown coat. She looked like a senior The homeless man is at odds with the gentle and gentle Banner: "This time the action is a bit too big. It is estimated that some people will move here soon. I suggest that you also move as soon as possible."

"I've been thinking about this too recently." Banner opened the door: "It seems that it should be put on the agenda too—best journey, Lydia."

"All the best, Dr. Banner." She nodded, turned and disappeared around the first corner.

Lying on the railing of the roof of the Empire State Building, her chin rests on her arms, looking at the busy New York while making plans for her future.

There are two people left besides Adolf, but I only know one, and the remaining one can only cut in from this side.It's a pain in the ass to not have a clue.

Now that he came back alive and his injuries are healed, it's time to consider when to fulfill the agreement with Warren.

Next time I will consider whether to continue to cooperate with Deadpool. This time his performance is astonishing, and the expensive commission was wasted.

Most importantly, she is sure that after her identity is exposed this time, she will definitely attract the most powerful follow-up in history.

Come to think of it, the dreaded Black Widow, Hawkeye, and maybe Iron Man, are desperately trying to get her out.After face-to-face, you can imagine the talk and preaching, carrots and sticks.

She let out a long sigh and buried her head deeply in her arms.

Seen from such a high place, everyone becomes a small, moving point, shuttling from one building to another along a winding track.

Orderly and vibrant.

She felt that she couldn't go on mourning any longer, so she had better contact Master Angel first, and report to him that she was safe.

By the way, let him treat himself to a meal and sponsor a set of clothes.

Warren came during her five-match winning streak, and the atmosphere was in full swing, with crowds around the fight bar ring chanting "File! File! File!" in high spirits.

She didn't choose to fight life and death. Although she earned less money, it was a lot easier not to fight with her life.

Watching the dizzy strong man being carried off the stage, the angel master unzipped his zipper and took off his coat, stretched out the powerful bone spurs on his wings, and threw the coat aside.

"I'm sorry to see you're not dead." He sprang to his feet, flapping his wings once into the arena, looking at the mummified file.

The cheering reached a new height as Warren entered the ring, splitting into two groups who began chanting "Rip him!", "Go to Angel!" or "Hack him file!"

"I just thought you were missing me." Her voice became indistinguishable, and then she reached out and hooked her fingers: "Let me see how passionate you are, Lord Angel."

"Shut up, file." He yelled in a low voice, and then he flapped his wings, a gust of wind blew up on the flat ground, blinding people's eyes, and he flew into the air: "Today I want to—"

Before Warren finished speaking harshly, the alarm in the bar suddenly sounded, and then the crowd became commotion.

because--

"The note is coming!!!"

The author has something to say: Tiao Zi, why are you here again!

Warren: Fuck I'm not done with my pussy yet!