Grandpa Guang Weizheng[Comprehensive]

File was sitting in the trunk of the broken car, and Deadpool was sitting cross-legged on the roof, the two of them stared and kept silent.

Now there is no one sitting in the driver's seat at all, and the car is running freely in the wilderness of hope.Its engine continued to whine from overload, every part of the car was on the verge of failing, but even now it continued to drive stubbornly.

The file licked his lips, and his voice was a little dry: "I said... this is a new technology from some company... Stark or Wayne or something."

"Oh my dear, your voice doesn't sound very good. It must be some strange virus." Deadpool rested his face on his hands and made a very girly gesture: "Then he will drink and pant, festered, and finally—”

"Shut up, I won't become a zombie and I'm not infected with the virus." She held her forehead and sighed: "I'm an idiot...why am I still arguing with you here when I can leave immediately..."

"Of course it's because you love me deeply! To be honest, sweetheart, it will take another three to five years for you to become a real long-legged lady. As the most handsome man in Marvel, I will definitely come over and have a chat with you. [Beep——], we can first [beep——] [beep——] and then [beep——], and then oh!"

The last onomatopoeia is Deadpool's exclamation when he was thrown out by the sudden pop-up roof.

The file's nerves were always tense, she reacted immediately when the car made a move, and the next moment, she was already ten meters away.Then he pinched Deadpool's wrist and finally couldn't help complaining loudly before reaching a further position: "What the hell is this!"

She even completely ignored Deadpool's previous speech, and she didn't mean to be angry at all. She looked at the broken car that seemed to have exhausted its last bit of strength and finally stopped slowly.

"Oh..." Deadpool rubbed his head and cursed in a low voice, slowly stood up with his hands on his hips, twisted and walked to the side of the car like a girlfriend who had lost his temper, and kicked the wheel foot.

Then he was knocked away by the sudden opening of the car door.

Deadpool jumped up quickly this time, rolled up his sleeves and walked aggressively towards the quiet car as if nothing had happened.

File:  …

She suddenly felt so tired that she couldn't get any more tired. She waved her hand and sealed off a person and a car who were about to start the battle with a partition that appeared out of nowhere. A lot of manual labor, everyone talking in a friendly atmosphere - that car, which company's new smart product are you?"

She covered her chest and screamed against Deadpool's "Oh my god! Where did you break down and talk to a car!", biting the bullet and looking at the self-driving car.

The car was motionless, as quiet as a chicken.

After a long time, the file felt a little ridiculous, and she had already looked away and was about to give up.

"I didn't mean any harm, I just don't think that guy should talk to a girl like that."

The door of that car was opened, the sound of the radio was turned up to the maximum, a polite gentleman's voice came, and the background music was a melodious sound of a violin.

File:  …

Her subconscious actions brought her to a place 20 meters away from just now, but the two armies faced each other, the so-called loser does not lose, she felt that she had made a stupid mistake, so she immediately returned to the original place.Her expression was serious as if nothing had happened. If it wasn't for Deadpool shouting "The file is afraid of ghosts" and rolling around laughing, she felt that everyone would have forgotten what happened just now.

"I'm sorry if it frightened you, but it wasn't my intention and I meant no harm."

A short paragraph, spliced ​​​​with several broadcasts, looks a bit messy and funny.What's even more funny is that the car seemed to prove that it was harmless, and began to move in a small range in place, rolling the wheels like a child who had been criticized and twisted his toes.

For a moment, the scene where Deadpool was excluded was a bit dignified.

The file was a bit hesitant to go with this self-proclaimed Hornet.She is not in the best condition now, if she encounters an assassination, the consequences will become very serious.

She can indeed travel all the way to the city to obtain the resources she wants by relying on the mutant's ability, but other people can also find her in this way.

The worst possibility is that the piece of nail left on the battlefield in Alaska has been obtained by Iron Man, and they have confirmed their identity.

This will become very troublesome.

So she urgently needs a partner who can help her cover up her identity and eliminate her traces.

This car has its own consciousness as a machine, which is impossible with current technology anyway.Two possibilities, first, this is a high-tech developed secretly, but I don't know it; second, this may not be something from the earth.

"We don't know each other well, Bumblebee." She waved her hand and sent Deadpool, who was still making noise, directly 500 meters away, and looked at the... headlights of that car seriously, she subconsciously thought There are the eyes of this car: "I only know you as a talking car with self-awareness, and you only know that I am a weirdo who can't lock the door even if you lock it, but now because of some circumstances we We need to act together, so I hope we can be open and honest about what we want."

Bumblebee turned on the wipers, wiped his glass spotless and replied: "Okay, let's talk first."

"You can call me a file. I need a friend who can help me hide my identity. I hope that as long as I am in this car, no machine or anyone will be able to find me and recognize me." She walked in slowly, and finally Stopped next to Bumblebee's car door: "What about you? What's your request."

There was a squeaky electric sound on the radio, maybe the bumblebee was hesitating or thinking, when the messy noise ended, the epic background music came out from the player, and the firm boy said: "I lost my companion, I swear to find them! I want to achieve our ideals! I want to complete our tasks! This is what I - Bumblebee - exist for!"

A section of "Bumblebee" was forcibly inserted in the middle, ruining the serious atmosphere before.

"Deal." She didn't ask who those partners were, and opened the car door without hesitation: "Then, we are friends now - good friends who help each other."

She adjusted the seat so that she could hold the steering wheel in a very comfortable position: "Although you can also drive, I am more used to steering myself."

As soon as she turned the key, the engine made a rumbling sound, and the bumblebee had already started the navigation for her intimately, asking "please enter the destination" in a dignified manner.

She just felt extremely happy in her heart.

"I haven't made up my mind yet, so let's go to New York first! Then we're leaving!" She even beeped her horn twice, and then kicked the brakes!

Suddenly, a vortex of cloud layers appeared in the originally cloudless sky. There was a thunder after the silver-white lightning, and a person fell from the center of the vortex.

Splitting the clouds and splitting the moon, swallowing mountains and rivers with anger, building a high-rise building, and the Milky Way hanging upside down!

It rolled a few times in the air, and finally, with a loud bang of the "frame", it hit the front of the car of the file.

It all happened in an instant, before she stepped on the gas pedal and switched to the brake, and the hornet was almost motionless in place.

The picture seemed to be still, and the file looked at the unconscious Pangci strong man who fell from the sky in front of his car, and forgot to even breathe.

"Hey, let me tell you! We are old buddies who have been working together for such a long time! You don't want to...fuck it just for a car?" Deadpool, who was moved 500 meters away before, saw this when he came back It was a wonderful scene, and I was a little speechless for a while.

He was silent for a rare two seconds, then carefully jumped over the strong man, and opened the door of the driver's cab with his feet: "Honey, file, I'm not talking about you, leave the driving work to me in the future, I don't want to see Your role changes from a ruthless avenger to a demented street killer."

The file opened its mouth, pointed at the strong man lying in front of it, and put it down again.

People sit in the car, and the pot comes from the sky!

Is this a new pose for Pengci?

Bumblebee said that he can provide the video of the previous driving. This comatose guy has nothing to do with the file and half a dime. Unexpectedly, Deadpool shook his head firmly.

"No, I know it's not her. It's just that as an old driver, I haven't driven a talking car before, so I want to give it a try."

Rasp: you roll, now :)

Without saying a word, she pushed Deadpool five meters away and closed the car door.

There was a bang when the door was closed, and the porcelain toucher who fell to the ground shrugged and woke up.

He straightened up slowly, covered his forehead with one hand and looked left and right. After his brain restarted and realized the current situation, he suddenly looked up to the sky and screamed: "Father! I did nothing wrong! You can't do this to me!"

After that, the man who was close to two meters had tears in his eyes, looking at the sunny sky as if he was waiting for a response. After a while, the sun was stabbed and tears flowed down his face.

File, she gave up honking the horn, and directly opened the car window and poked her head out of the car window: "You are blocking my way, I am leaving now, let me out."

"Human?" He suddenly turned around and muttered to himself: "This is the atrium." Immediately afterwards, his hair was covered with mud and tangled into strands: "The Asa Protoss is not afraid of anyone!"

This sentence in the file sounds like "a kind of run over me!"

File: ...satisfy you.

The author has something to say: Saul: Father!You can't do this to me! ...Oh my god, the sun is so dazzling...Ah, my eyes hurt