After rebirth, I became a fan of all insects
Chapter 47 The Primary Stage of Weight Loss
After running 400 meters, Lu Xian was so tired that he was out of breath. The lap didn't look that big, but the running was really terrible.
So after Anser counted four circles, he sat on the painted white circle and refused to get up.
Don't ask, asking is cheating.
Anser frowned, trying to train his subordinates, "Get up and continue, you have six laps left."
Come on, this lap is 100 meters, running ten laps is not 1000 meters, and the college physical test is no more than that.
Lu Xian pursed his lips, seeing that Anser was staring at him sternly, not at all cowardly, and looked back blankly, his eyes looked extremely innocent.
what are you saying?I'm too small to understand.
The two sides have been at a stalemate, and in the end Anser was the first to lose.
After all, no one can force a fat man who doesn't want to lose weight, right?
Anser sighed and hugged Lu Xian up.
Just when Lu Xian thought he had won and was happily preparing to live broadcast, he found that his large feeding bottle suddenly became smaller.
Lu Xian: Just, I was very confused, like a dream.
When he closed his eyes and opened them again, he found that it really changed from needing to embrace it with both hands to being able to lift it with one hand.
Woohoo, where is my milk paste? It’s such a big bottle!woo woo woo woo……
Seeing Anser's unquestionable expression, Lu Xian wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and began to sip his breakfast in aggrieved manner.
Seeing that the little male cub turned around and intentionally left the back of his head, humming while drinking from the pacifier, Anser expressed his helplessness.
[Fuck hahahahaha, I'm sorry, but let me laugh first, hahahaha. 】
【To tell you the truth, yesterday the professor said that the little cub was going to lose weight, but he failed to resist the cuteness attack and fell short. I thought they would simply turn the matter over and not mention it today. 】
[Ann is still more powerful. When the shrunken baby bottle appeared, the helplessness of the little male cub almost overflowed the screen. 】
【Hahahaha Not to mention, the little cub who was forced to lose weight looks really pitiful and cute hahaha. 】
[Looking at Xiaoxiong's expression, his mouth is full of food, he must be scolding Ann, hahahaha. 】
【Little male cub: Cursing. GIF】
The pleasant dining time will always pass, and Lu Xian has been lacking in interest because he has not eaten enough. Anser thought about it and took him to the home of the four little female cubs to play.
The four little ones' house has only one floor, but inside it has four bedrooms, one living room and two bathrooms. Judging by the standards of Lu Xian's previous life, this is also a very good living room.
It was Asera who came to answer the door, because Joyce and the others were doing their homework in the study.
"Good morning, Your Excellency Lu Xian." Essera greeted Lu Xian with a smile, and pinched his chubby face, "Ann, you came just in time, I have to prepare morning snacks for them. Please help me watch them until the homework is finished."
Snacks!
Hearing this word, Lu Xian's dissatisfaction with Assera's face-pinching disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to facilitate his attack, so he didn't see the treacherous smirk in Assera's eyes.
[Have you noticed that the face of Xiaoxiong Cub seems to be a little rounder, and it looks easier to pinch.I want to pierce Asera's hand with a whimper. 】
[Upstairs, please be more confident, remove the appearance, he has gained more than ten catties, and his face must not become round. 】
[In fact, since I followed the live broadcast, I either want to soul wear Ann, Essera or Professor Monroe every day. Anyway, there is no day when I want to be myself. :)]
【Hey, I just saw Xiao Xiong cub stretched his face a little on purpose, he wants to order more snacks, right? 】
【Not only that, Essera also deliberately said that she was going to prepare snacks, you see he was just laughing. 】
[!Scheming! 】
Regardless of how the netizens are aggrieved in the barrage, Lu Xian doesn't know anything about it.
At this time, he was rubbing against Anser's hand, watching him teach Joyce how to read.
Lu Xian didn't look carefully that day. In fact, Zerg's characters are somewhat similar to Huaguo's, but some strokes are more complicated and pictographic. He needs to spend time guessing and identifying them.
After finishing an entry-level word recognition book, Joyce was still scratching his head, but Lu Xian recognized it a lot.
"Your Excellency Lu Xian seems to be very interested?" Joyce's eyes lit up, thinking carefully, "Then I will give this book to Your Excellency!"
He thought he could finally get rid of the torture, and there was joy in his eyes and brows.
Unexpectedly, the little male cub who just couldn't put it down immediately put the book back, shaking his head happily like a rattle.
Lu Xian: Don't look for excuses not to study!
The other three female worms had already completed their task, watching the whole process, and before Kama could speak sarcastically, they were preempted by the worms.
"Joyce, I think your skin is itchy." They looked towards the door, only to see Essera holding a large fruit plate, looking at Joyce with half a smile, "If Your Excellency Lu Xian likes it, I will wait I'll send him some over there."
He walked to the table and stopped, his eyes flicked back and forth between Recognition and Joyce, "Did you learn the content of yesterday?"
Joyce lowered his head and did not answer.
This cub has always been slow in progress, Asela understood, so she didn't answer his faults in front of the little male cub, but said: "Okay, everyone, let's eat some fruit."
"Lu Xian can't eat..."
"Yeah!" Okay, okay!
Lu Xian interrupted Anser, and responded first, then walked briskly out to wash his hands, and took the largest banana in the fruit plate when he came back, without being polite at all.
He peeled the banana peel into four pieces, took a quick bite, and chewed and swallowed quickly with his other hand on his cheek, like a hamster that likes to steal Tibetan food.
After a while, Lu Xian ate up the banana, leaving a beautiful banana peel.
Um?There seems to be no trash can.It doesn't seem too good to put in a fruit bowl.
He looked around and found that he couldn't destroy the corpse, so he took Anser's hand and carefully put the banana peel on it.
Seeing Anser looking at him with a complicated expression, Lu Xian quickly gave him a sweet smile, not to mention how well-behaved he was.
Anser: "..."
Well, let's not take this as an example.
Anser shamefully abandoned his principles, and summoned the cleaning robot as if there were no bugs.
"belch."
Maybe it was because he was full, he burped a little, and suddenly remembered that he was still live broadcasting, so he quickly covered it with his hands.
The insects who were shocked by the operation of the little male cub: ... wonderful.
【Hahahahahaha my god, how can the little cub be so cute? ! 】
【Ever since I paid attention to Xiaoxiong Cub, I realized that the saying "cute, has no head" is true.dog head.GIF]
[Xiao Xiongzai: Are you implicating me? 】
[I think the running speed of the little male cub just now can catch up with the [-]-meter sprint of the female in the army.Or let him run more laps in the future, stop dieting, look at us hungry. 】
[Speaking of this, I posted it from next door.I heard that Ann is a military female? 】
【? ? ? 】
[I haven't heard of it, isn't Ann just a bug in the scientific research institute? 】
【Ann is a military female!Boycott the army female to take care of the cubs!Who knows if they will have the next Rebeld. 】
[That's right, there is already an analysis process next door, and the fact that Ann is a military female is almost indistinguishable. 】
[For those who don't know about this matter, the most popular search on Luchong Bo. 】
……
"Drip."
It was Anser's brain that went off.
Seeing that his expression was not good, Essera understood: "If you have something to do, go and do it first. I will take care of you here, so don't worry."
The information was sent by the military department. It turned out that the time had come to the end of the month, and as usual, the heads of each legion had to hold a meeting to summarize.
Anser couldn't shirk this matter, and time was tight, so he nodded to Asera and said, "It's troublesome."
Lu Xian and Joyce were flipping through the books, and when they heard that Anser had something to go out, they ran over with the book in their hands, and pointed out a few words with their fingers:
You, go, go, Ann.
He originally wanted to say pay attention to safety, but he was not very knowledgeable, so he could only recognize the word "An" and hoped that Anser could understand what he meant.
The little male cub raised his head, his eyes were full of anticipation, and he looked like he was begging for praise.
"Ah, the little male cub can already recognize so many characters?" Asela was very surprised.
Not to be outdone, Joyce hurried over to ask for credit, puffed out his small chest, and said proudly, "I taught you all these things, Your Excellency Lu Xian."
Karma: "...Tch."
"Kama!" Joyce felt that he was being ridiculed, his face flushed with anger, and he wanted to drop the apple in his hand and fight him.
"Okay, okay, everyone is great." Seeing that the situation had become chaotic again, Asera hurried out to mediate, "Ann, you are short on time, so hurry up and leave."
Anser nodded, rubbed the cub's head again, and then left.
Joyce was still glaring at Kama, and Asera had to find a way to separate the two worms, "Kama, can you come to the kitchen with me to wash the fruit plate?"
"En." Karma responded lightly, and walked out of the study first.
Essera turned her head to Joyce again and said: "This time, you must protect Your Excellency Lu Xian, otherwise..."
Anyone can hear the threats in the unfinished words.
Thinking of the lesson he learned last time, Joyce nodded immediately.
After Essera left, he immediately changed his appearance, took Lu Xian to a corner mysteriously, took out a few small books, and whispered: "Look, Your Excellency Lu Xian, these are all my treasures. hey-hey."
Oh, I didn't expect Zerg to have villain comics.
Lu Xian flipped through it casually, and found that it was about the witty and humorous daily life of star miner Ruibo, with mature and beautiful drawing skills and easy-to-understand content.With only one book, he read it with gusto.
Joyce, who was also fascinated, was suddenly patted on the shoulder and shivered in fright.
"Joyce, it's me."
It turned out to be Laura. He used breath sounds, so he didn't disturb the little male cub.Joyce saw Fran standing at the door behind him, and after lingering on Lu Xian with his eyes for a while, he waved to himself again.
Although Joyce didn't understand what they were trying to do, he still put the comic book away gently and followed Laura to the door.
"On Chongbo...it said Anser is a military female...the comments are not good..."
Some key words vaguely came to his ears, Lu Xian's eyes darkened, and he hadn't turned a page of the comic book in his hand.
The author has something to say:
So after Anser counted four circles, he sat on the painted white circle and refused to get up.
Don't ask, asking is cheating.
Anser frowned, trying to train his subordinates, "Get up and continue, you have six laps left."
Come on, this lap is 100 meters, running ten laps is not 1000 meters, and the college physical test is no more than that.
Lu Xian pursed his lips, seeing that Anser was staring at him sternly, not at all cowardly, and looked back blankly, his eyes looked extremely innocent.
what are you saying?I'm too small to understand.
The two sides have been at a stalemate, and in the end Anser was the first to lose.
After all, no one can force a fat man who doesn't want to lose weight, right?
Anser sighed and hugged Lu Xian up.
Just when Lu Xian thought he had won and was happily preparing to live broadcast, he found that his large feeding bottle suddenly became smaller.
Lu Xian: Just, I was very confused, like a dream.
When he closed his eyes and opened them again, he found that it really changed from needing to embrace it with both hands to being able to lift it with one hand.
Woohoo, where is my milk paste? It’s such a big bottle!woo woo woo woo……
Seeing Anser's unquestionable expression, Lu Xian wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and began to sip his breakfast in aggrieved manner.
Seeing that the little male cub turned around and intentionally left the back of his head, humming while drinking from the pacifier, Anser expressed his helplessness.
[Fuck hahahahaha, I'm sorry, but let me laugh first, hahahaha. 】
【To tell you the truth, yesterday the professor said that the little cub was going to lose weight, but he failed to resist the cuteness attack and fell short. I thought they would simply turn the matter over and not mention it today. 】
[Ann is still more powerful. When the shrunken baby bottle appeared, the helplessness of the little male cub almost overflowed the screen. 】
【Hahahaha Not to mention, the little cub who was forced to lose weight looks really pitiful and cute hahaha. 】
[Looking at Xiaoxiong's expression, his mouth is full of food, he must be scolding Ann, hahahaha. 】
【Little male cub: Cursing. GIF】
The pleasant dining time will always pass, and Lu Xian has been lacking in interest because he has not eaten enough. Anser thought about it and took him to the home of the four little female cubs to play.
The four little ones' house has only one floor, but inside it has four bedrooms, one living room and two bathrooms. Judging by the standards of Lu Xian's previous life, this is also a very good living room.
It was Asera who came to answer the door, because Joyce and the others were doing their homework in the study.
"Good morning, Your Excellency Lu Xian." Essera greeted Lu Xian with a smile, and pinched his chubby face, "Ann, you came just in time, I have to prepare morning snacks for them. Please help me watch them until the homework is finished."
Snacks!
Hearing this word, Lu Xian's dissatisfaction with Assera's face-pinching disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to facilitate his attack, so he didn't see the treacherous smirk in Assera's eyes.
[Have you noticed that the face of Xiaoxiong Cub seems to be a little rounder, and it looks easier to pinch.I want to pierce Asera's hand with a whimper. 】
[Upstairs, please be more confident, remove the appearance, he has gained more than ten catties, and his face must not become round. 】
[In fact, since I followed the live broadcast, I either want to soul wear Ann, Essera or Professor Monroe every day. Anyway, there is no day when I want to be myself. :)]
【Hey, I just saw Xiao Xiong cub stretched his face a little on purpose, he wants to order more snacks, right? 】
【Not only that, Essera also deliberately said that she was going to prepare snacks, you see he was just laughing. 】
[!Scheming! 】
Regardless of how the netizens are aggrieved in the barrage, Lu Xian doesn't know anything about it.
At this time, he was rubbing against Anser's hand, watching him teach Joyce how to read.
Lu Xian didn't look carefully that day. In fact, Zerg's characters are somewhat similar to Huaguo's, but some strokes are more complicated and pictographic. He needs to spend time guessing and identifying them.
After finishing an entry-level word recognition book, Joyce was still scratching his head, but Lu Xian recognized it a lot.
"Your Excellency Lu Xian seems to be very interested?" Joyce's eyes lit up, thinking carefully, "Then I will give this book to Your Excellency!"
He thought he could finally get rid of the torture, and there was joy in his eyes and brows.
Unexpectedly, the little male cub who just couldn't put it down immediately put the book back, shaking his head happily like a rattle.
Lu Xian: Don't look for excuses not to study!
The other three female worms had already completed their task, watching the whole process, and before Kama could speak sarcastically, they were preempted by the worms.
"Joyce, I think your skin is itchy." They looked towards the door, only to see Essera holding a large fruit plate, looking at Joyce with half a smile, "If Your Excellency Lu Xian likes it, I will wait I'll send him some over there."
He walked to the table and stopped, his eyes flicked back and forth between Recognition and Joyce, "Did you learn the content of yesterday?"
Joyce lowered his head and did not answer.
This cub has always been slow in progress, Asela understood, so she didn't answer his faults in front of the little male cub, but said: "Okay, everyone, let's eat some fruit."
"Lu Xian can't eat..."
"Yeah!" Okay, okay!
Lu Xian interrupted Anser, and responded first, then walked briskly out to wash his hands, and took the largest banana in the fruit plate when he came back, without being polite at all.
He peeled the banana peel into four pieces, took a quick bite, and chewed and swallowed quickly with his other hand on his cheek, like a hamster that likes to steal Tibetan food.
After a while, Lu Xian ate up the banana, leaving a beautiful banana peel.
Um?There seems to be no trash can.It doesn't seem too good to put in a fruit bowl.
He looked around and found that he couldn't destroy the corpse, so he took Anser's hand and carefully put the banana peel on it.
Seeing Anser looking at him with a complicated expression, Lu Xian quickly gave him a sweet smile, not to mention how well-behaved he was.
Anser: "..."
Well, let's not take this as an example.
Anser shamefully abandoned his principles, and summoned the cleaning robot as if there were no bugs.
"belch."
Maybe it was because he was full, he burped a little, and suddenly remembered that he was still live broadcasting, so he quickly covered it with his hands.
The insects who were shocked by the operation of the little male cub: ... wonderful.
【Hahahahahaha my god, how can the little cub be so cute? ! 】
【Ever since I paid attention to Xiaoxiong Cub, I realized that the saying "cute, has no head" is true.dog head.GIF]
[Xiao Xiongzai: Are you implicating me? 】
[I think the running speed of the little male cub just now can catch up with the [-]-meter sprint of the female in the army.Or let him run more laps in the future, stop dieting, look at us hungry. 】
[Speaking of this, I posted it from next door.I heard that Ann is a military female? 】
【? ? ? 】
[I haven't heard of it, isn't Ann just a bug in the scientific research institute? 】
【Ann is a military female!Boycott the army female to take care of the cubs!Who knows if they will have the next Rebeld. 】
[That's right, there is already an analysis process next door, and the fact that Ann is a military female is almost indistinguishable. 】
[For those who don't know about this matter, the most popular search on Luchong Bo. 】
……
"Drip."
It was Anser's brain that went off.
Seeing that his expression was not good, Essera understood: "If you have something to do, go and do it first. I will take care of you here, so don't worry."
The information was sent by the military department. It turned out that the time had come to the end of the month, and as usual, the heads of each legion had to hold a meeting to summarize.
Anser couldn't shirk this matter, and time was tight, so he nodded to Asera and said, "It's troublesome."
Lu Xian and Joyce were flipping through the books, and when they heard that Anser had something to go out, they ran over with the book in their hands, and pointed out a few words with their fingers:
You, go, go, Ann.
He originally wanted to say pay attention to safety, but he was not very knowledgeable, so he could only recognize the word "An" and hoped that Anser could understand what he meant.
The little male cub raised his head, his eyes were full of anticipation, and he looked like he was begging for praise.
"Ah, the little male cub can already recognize so many characters?" Asela was very surprised.
Not to be outdone, Joyce hurried over to ask for credit, puffed out his small chest, and said proudly, "I taught you all these things, Your Excellency Lu Xian."
Karma: "...Tch."
"Kama!" Joyce felt that he was being ridiculed, his face flushed with anger, and he wanted to drop the apple in his hand and fight him.
"Okay, okay, everyone is great." Seeing that the situation had become chaotic again, Asera hurried out to mediate, "Ann, you are short on time, so hurry up and leave."
Anser nodded, rubbed the cub's head again, and then left.
Joyce was still glaring at Kama, and Asera had to find a way to separate the two worms, "Kama, can you come to the kitchen with me to wash the fruit plate?"
"En." Karma responded lightly, and walked out of the study first.
Essera turned her head to Joyce again and said: "This time, you must protect Your Excellency Lu Xian, otherwise..."
Anyone can hear the threats in the unfinished words.
Thinking of the lesson he learned last time, Joyce nodded immediately.
After Essera left, he immediately changed his appearance, took Lu Xian to a corner mysteriously, took out a few small books, and whispered: "Look, Your Excellency Lu Xian, these are all my treasures. hey-hey."
Oh, I didn't expect Zerg to have villain comics.
Lu Xian flipped through it casually, and found that it was about the witty and humorous daily life of star miner Ruibo, with mature and beautiful drawing skills and easy-to-understand content.With only one book, he read it with gusto.
Joyce, who was also fascinated, was suddenly patted on the shoulder and shivered in fright.
"Joyce, it's me."
It turned out to be Laura. He used breath sounds, so he didn't disturb the little male cub.Joyce saw Fran standing at the door behind him, and after lingering on Lu Xian with his eyes for a while, he waved to himself again.
Although Joyce didn't understand what they were trying to do, he still put the comic book away gently and followed Laura to the door.
"On Chongbo...it said Anser is a military female...the comments are not good..."
Some key words vaguely came to his ears, Lu Xian's eyes darkened, and he hadn't turned a page of the comic book in his hand.
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