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Chapter 139 My sword is hotter than my wife

"Get lost." Di Yunge kicked him several times angrily.

The two were chatting away when they suddenly heard a knock on the door.

Shen Zhaoxue pulled up the quilt to wrap Di Yunge up and got off the couch.

"Master, go and open the door."

Shen Zhaoxue straightened her robe and opened the door.

The door was opened, and the cool breeze entered the room with a chill.

At first glance, it was the girl from yesterday.

"It's cold outside, let's go inside and enjoy the fire." Shen Zhaoxue took a look at the bacon on the girl's hand and warmly invited people into the house.

The girl shook her head, raised the bacon in her hand and handed it to Shen Zhaoxue.

"I won't eat grams. It's almost Chinese New Year. You and your man don't have bacon, right? Auntie asked me to bring you some."

Shen Zhaoxue smiled, and took the bacon from her hand.

"Thank you then."

The girl looked at Shen Zhaoxue, hesitated for a while, and then asked, "Is Yun Ge okay? A Niang told me yesterday that his eyes don't move, he looks like he's blind."

Hearing what she said, Shen Zhaoxue's heart was startled suddenly, and she hurriedly turned her head to look at Di Yunge.

After looking at it, he realized that Di Yunge had stood behind him at some point.

"I'm fine." Di Yunge held a few big sweet potatoes in his hand, "My eyes are fine."

Di Yunge stuffed the sweet potato into the girl's hand, the girl wanted to refuse, but after Shen Zhaoxue said, she accepted it shyly.

"Then if that's the case, I'll leave first." The girl turned and left after she finished speaking, but after walking a few steps, she remembered something and turned back.

"Yun Ge's mushroom turtle really looks like it. Father came back from the market today and saw it. He thought it was the tortoise soup that A-Niang had left for her, so he ate it all. After that, he and A-Niang Said, if there are too many mushrooms, the tortoise will taste like mushrooms."

The girl giggled.

Shen Zhaoxue glanced at Di Yunge, then leaned over and said in a low voice, "He also knows rock sugar and coriander."

After all, the girl looked shocked.

Hearing this, Di Yunge silently pinched Shen Zhaoxue, making him gasp.

"Hahaha, Yun Ge is really nice. Although the cooking is a bit weird, it's much better than the men in my village who just wait for their mother-in-law to cook when they come back from the field." The girl laughed for a while, this time He waved his hand to bid farewell to the two of them.

Before he could go far, he saw Di Yunge slam the door shut.

"Is it sick?" Di Yunge pushed the person against the bamboo door.

The door behind her was creaked by Shen Zhaoxue.

"No." Shen Zhaoxue whispered, "I'm going to put the bacon in."

Shen Zhaoxue walked past him, then remembered something, and asked, "Has Your Majesty ever eaten bacon?"

Hearing this, Di Yunge pursed his lips tightly.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Shen Zhaoxue took it as his acquiescence.

After hanging the bacon, Shen Zhaoxue looked at it for a long time, feeling that there was something missing.

After the two sat around Shenhuo for a while, Shen Zhaoxue remembered that she should pick some cabbage to go with it.

Because the vegetable garden was very close to the bamboo house, Shen Zhaoxue took a pot and told him to choose vegetables, and then left.

I got out of the vegetable field and chose for a while.

A sloppy man saw Shen Zhaoxue.

"Why did you choose the vegetables alone, little lady?" The man called out to Shen Zhaoxue.

The man's words didn't seem local.

Shen Zhaoxue chose the dishes and looked back, her face was very strange, maybe he just moved here after he left.

Seeing Shen Zhaoxue looking back at her, the man immediately moved in front of Shen Zhaoxue, grinning with yellow teeth.

"Little lady, I'll help you." The man pretended to choose vegetables, but his hand ran to the back of Shen Zhaoxue's hand.

At the beginning, Shen Zhaoxue didn't think about the bad, but because of the more and more touches, he finally couldn't help it.

"Damn, you, I don't have any vegetables in my hands, why are you choosing from my hands?"

Shen Zhaoxue shook off the man's covering hand and stared at him with a pair of almond eyes.

"Oh, you little lady, why are your hands so soft and your voice so soft." The man leaned over after speaking, "Don't be angry, little lady. I'll choose a big basket of juicy Chinese cabbage for you later."

When the man spoke, a garlic smell hit his face, making Shen Zhaoxue want to vomit.

"Brother's house has beautiful things, you girls like it the most, do you want to go back to Ke with brother to have a look?" The man rubbed his hands and looked at Shen Zhaoxue expectantly.

"roll!"

Shen Zhaoxue was so angry that she picked up a stone beside her and threw it at the man.

The copper pieces on his body were rattled.

The man was afraid of being hit by him, so he hurriedly got up, but he didn't expect his eyes to fall on Shen Zhaoxue's belly just as he got up.

Notice what he's looking at.

Shen Zhaoxue was so angry that she stretched out her foot to kick his crotch.

Missed.

On the contrary, the man became a little excited, "Hey, you little bitch is still a bit spicy."

"I'm hotter, my sword is hotter, do you want to try it? It's so hot that you can't hold back your tears."

Di Yunge appeared quietly, with a purple spiritual sword lying across the man's neck.

He tilted his head slightly, and deliberately asked, "Is my wife still hot?"

With the cold sword pressing his head, the man trembled his legs and said in fear, "Don't dare, dare not, she, she is not hot."

"Just let me go, I don't dare anymore." The man's lips trembled, his eyes fell on the sword, some wanted to see it, but some were afraid.

Di Yunge snorted coldly, the man's back froze in fright, and begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother to let him go.

"However, I'm a strict wife, afraid of internal affairs. You have to tell my wife about this, and see if she is willing to let you go." Di Yunge raised his head.

Hearing this, the corners of Shen Zhaoxue's lips curled up unconsciously.

Fear of guilt, thankfully he can tell.

"Little... little lady, you are so good-looking, let me call your man to let me go. There are old and young in my family, and there is an eighty-year-old mother waiting for me to raise. I... I can't die, let them die." There will be no fire."

The man was so frightened that he couldn't even speak clearly.

Shen Zhaoxue sighed softly, "Forget it, Yun Ge let him go."

Hearing this, the man immediately became excited, and repeatedly praised Shen Zhaoxue as a celestial girl with a bodhisattva heart.

Hearing this, Emperor Yunge smiled, and just as he retracted the sword, he saw the man running away in a hurry.

"Little lady, have you selected the dishes?" Di Yunge approached and whispered in Shen Zhaoxue's ear.

Blushed by him, Shen Zhaoxue turned her head and said, "No."

"Do you want me to help you?" Di Yunge held his hand.

Shen Zhaoxue turned her head to look at him, then nodded, knowing that he couldn't see, she added, "Okay."

The two squatted down to choose vegetables.

Shen Zhaoxue deliberately leaned closer to touch Di Yunge's hand, touched it a dozen times, and Di Yunge raised his eyebrows.

"What? The little lady thinks I have vegetables growing on my hands?"

"Yeah, the boss has one. It's warm and soft. It feels very comfortable. It's a pity to cook it. It's better to put it in the bed and hold it every day." Shen Zhaoxue grabbed his hand.

"You talk to me like this, what should you do if your husband finds out?"

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