The baby's father is a dolphin

Annoyed, Cheng Jun closed the curtain again, encouraged himself, finished the rest of the urine, and quickly pulled up his pants.

Xiao Wu slammed open the curtain again.

Cheng Jun rolled his eyes helplessly, "Don't look so bluntly in your eyes, okay? I'm still a virgin psychologically, so I'm shy!"

Xiao Wu's eyes were still locked on Cheng Jun's crotch, "What does it mean to be a virgin?"

"It's a man who hasn't experienced X life. In your words, he hasn't paid for it yet."

Xiao Wu put his hands on the edge of the bathtub, lay on his stomach and said: "Then you are no longer a virgin, you have given it to me before."

Cheng Jun's face became hot, he couldn't help the embarrassment in his heart, and raised his voice, "I know! But how many years have passed since that incident, Cheng Xiaohai is already six years old, not to mention I always thought it was a dream, and my body is completely incapacitated. Reality, that’s why I say I’m still a virgin psychologically.”

"Does it mean that you haven't had an admiration all these years?"

"Uh..." Why is this dolphin so sensitive? He obviously didn't mention the fact that the X object has been a blank record for six years.

Xiao Wu raised his head, changed his posture, and supported his head with his palms, with a very curious expression, "I have never understood the estrus period of you humans. Didn't you say that humans can be in estrus anytime, anywhere? How do you do it?" There has been no one to hand over to six years."

Cheng Jun was almost driven away by the straightforward thinking of Xiaowu, an animal. He raised his forehead, "Can you stop asking me this kind of question in the middle of the night?"

Thinking of something, he squatted in front of the bathtub, "What about you? Have you had anyone other than me in the past few years?"

"No, I'm different from other dolphins."

Cheng Jun was immediately elated. It turned out that he was not only Xiaowu's first man, but also the only one. "Then what is the difference between you and other dolphins?"

"I can't say it!" Xiao Wu shrank back, submerged his upper body in the water, and only his head was exposed, "You haven't told me how you managed not to find a partner for six years."

Cheng Jun: "... nothing special." He shook his right hand, "Every man has his own."

Xiao Wu: "Using your hands?" The blue eyes squinted at the upper right.

Cheng Jun can almost see a wavy circle on the upper right side of Xiao Wu's head. Inside the circle is a Q-version man masturbating with his right hand. Looking closely at the facial features, it is Cheng Jun...

Cheng Jun-_-|||

After a few seconds, Xiao Wu's eyes returned to normal, "I feel uncomfortable no matter how I think about it." He raised his hand from the water, his five fingers circled into a tube shape, and moved up and down imitating the movement of "rolling", "There is no secreted lubrication. □□, won’t being dry hurt you?”

puff--

If Cheng Jun is drinking water now, he will definitely spray him in the face.

"Stop this topic, and go to bed obediently!" Cheng Jun touched Xiao Wu's head, gritted his teeth and forced a smile, "I'm going back to sleep too."

After speaking, he fled back to the bedroom. Since Xiao Wu wanted to sleep in the bathtub, the big bed in the master bedroom was also empty, so he just went back and slept well.

But I couldn't sleep anymore.

It's all to blame for that large aquatic creature, why are you so blatantly watching him pee?Why are you discussing the issue of handing over with him so bluntly, and demonstrating masturbation with your hands in a serious manner...

Ah, no, no, no——

Cheng Jun got up and opened the laptop, found the encrypted folder, clicked on a video, and started to move while watching.

Cheng Jun was wearing earphones, so he didn't notice when the bedroom door opened, until he suddenly felt a warm breath on the back of his neck, and turned his head in horror——

Xiao Wu covered Cheng Jun's wide open mouth in time to stop his midnight scream.

"I'm here to help you!"

Cheng Jun was only wearing a loose T-shirt, and he didn't wear anything underneath for convenience, and his right hand was still covering his valiant brother. He stared at Xiao Wu in astonishment, and found that the bruise on his face was bigger than It had dissipated a lot before he woke up, and the legs that were a dolphin tail half an hour ago also recovered, but he also didn't wear clothes.

In this situation, Xiao Wu said "I'll help you", which made Cheng Jun's brother uncontrollably squirt and almost ejaculated.Fortunately, he covered it in time, and quickly held back, otherwise he would really make a big fool of himself.

Xiao Wu took his hand away from Cheng Jun's mouth.

Cheng Jun breathed a sigh of relief, but he was a man, and he didn't hide it like a woman, so he forced himself to be indifferent and calm, "Your legs have changed back again."

"Well, just soaking in water can restore a little vitality."

"Hurry up and get dressed."

"Okay, before that, this is for you." Xiao Wu brought a headless fish with internal organs emptied from the severed part to Cheng Jun.

Cheng Jun was surprised, "Why give me a fish?"

"This is more comfortable than your hands!" As he said, Xiao Wu put the gutted fish body on Cheng Jun's big brother, "You take your time, I'm going to sleep."

Cheng Jun looked down at the fish body on his penis: "..."

The next day, Cheng Jun stared at the huge dark circles under his eyes and went to work. Gao Shengping was taken aback when he saw it, "Cheng Jun, did Luo Shengping take revenge on you?"

Cheng Jun was confused, "No."

"Then what's the matter with your dark circles? Didn't you get beaten?"

Cheng Jun: "...didn't sleep well!"

"Oh, scared me to death!"

Gao Shengping was frightened to death when he found out that Cheng Jun had beaten Luo Shengyu yesterday, especially when he saw Luo Shengyu coming out with half of his face that was bruised and swollen to the point of exploding.

——If you beat someone like this, can you still not be punished?

But in the end, Cheng Jun was only deducted half a month's salary, and Gao Shengping was greatly relieved when he found out.

"However, this new manager Su is not bad. He doesn't care about what you do. If you want to replace him with the previous one, I won't take this opportunity to kill you."

While changing jobs, Cheng Jun said, "That's right, Manager Su is really nice, kind and fair. I'm really thankful that he didn't care about going up and down this time. Otherwise, it wouldn't be that simple. over."

Gao Shengping folded the clothes and put them in the cabinet, and locked it, "You, I was a little impulsive yesterday."

Cheng Jun also locked the cabinet, smiled, "Yeah, I've never felt this blood rushing to my head before."

Gao Shengping said, "Because Xiao Wu was injured."

Cheng Jun glanced at Gao Shengping, and deliberately said: "...Isn't this nonsense? I wouldn't be so stupid if it were you!" After speaking, he walked out.

Gao Shengping was taken aback, and recovered himself to catch up, "Hey, I said, how could you be like this? After all, I am also your brother, and I am so close..."

Because Xiao Wu and Luo Shengyu suffered facial injuries due to yesterday's dispute, neither of them came to work today.This is a sick leave approved by the manager, Xiaowu will take three days off, and Luo Shengyu will take one week off.Asked why there was a difference in time, the manager explained that Luo Shengyu was injured more seriously than Xiao Wu, his face was swollen and deformed, and his back molars were also lost. Not only did he need to heal the injury on his face, but he also had to go to the dentist to fill his teeth. So give him a longer vacation.

The most important thing is that these two people can't be allowed to perform with injuries. The manager doesn't want to be accused by tourists of squeezing the employees, and he doesn't want to hear rumors that the employees of the aquarium are violent.

Cheng Jun was bullied by Xiao Wu last night (he only thought it was), and he didn't sleep for the rest of the night. He got up at dawn to buy fish and vegetables, sealed the fish with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator, and demonstrated it again Microwave usage before taking the kids out of the house.

After going to work, I first went to the manager of the HR department, and handed in Xiaowu's ID to go through the entry procedures.

"Yesterday, the owner of the museum also called to ask me if I had completed the formalities for Cheng Xiaowu. I also said that if you don't come to do it, I will go to you." Xu Fangfei was busy stamping on various documents while laughing chapter.

Cheng Jun sat in front of the desk, stared at Xu Fangfei's movements, and said with a smile: "Actually, I was going to come to you yesterday, and then..."

Xu Fangfei looked up at him, and smiled teasingly, "I know, the manager told me. Not bad, you, I didn't see you so tough before."

Cheng Jun smiled embarrassedly, but said nothing.

"To be honest, if the owner of the museum hadn't always valued you very much, it might not be so easy this time."

Cheng Jun was surprised, "The owner of the museum also knows?"

"Well, the manager is responsible for telling the owner of this kind of thing. However, I heard that the owner is planning to resign Luo Shengyu."

"what?"

"But the manager interceded for him, and the owner didn't pursue it."

A strange feeling suddenly lingered in Cheng Jun's heart. Although the owner of the museum treated him well before, objectively speaking, this time it was not only Luo Shengyu's fault. This old employee shouldn't be so eccentric, actually wanting to quit Luo Shengyu...

Xu Fangfei handed the stamped document to Cheng Jun, "Hey, I only told you this, please don't spread it."

Cheng Jun quickly took the document, "You still don't know me? Am I someone who doesn't know what to say?"

"I believe you!" Xu Fangfei closed the pen case and looked at Cheng Jun with a smile, "Let's sign the contract after Cheng Xiaowu comes to work. These two copies do not need to be signed by him. Take a look, no Just put the questions away. I guess you don’t have time these two days, how about we go drink together after Cheng Xiaowu recovers from his injury and comes back to work? The boyfriend of one of my sisters just opened a bar, and the environment is very nice.”

Cheng Jun stacked the documents together, knocked them on the table, and said helplessly: "I beg you, don't hang out with us guys all day long, go find a boyfriend seriously, look at Xiao Li, She's younger than you, and she'll be married in two months."

Xu Fangfei was the same age as Cheng Jun, and two months older than him. His father was an old friend with the owner of the aquarium and was engaged in real estate. Xu Fangfei's father was responsible for the construction of the aquarium.After graduating from university, Xu Fangfei entrusted her father's relationship to work in the aquarium. She started as a foreman and soon rose to the position of manager.

This woman's family conditions are very good, and her vision is wide, so she is still single. There are many men who like her in the aquarium. I love to hang out with the trainers in the aquarium, especially Cheng Jun and Gao Shengping.

Xu Fangfei snorted, leaned back into the chair and turned around half a circle, "What age is it? I'm only 27 years old, not 37, and some women don't get married until they are [-]. Besides, if you have a boyfriend, you will I can't play with you so freely, no matter where I go, someone will control me, so I don't want it."

Cheng Jun shook his head, "Why are all the women I know so manly?"

Xu Fangfei's majestic, elegant, and rigorous female elite style is definitely pretending. In fact, after changing this professional attire, she is no different from a female hooligan.

"Didn't you say you don't like delicate women?"

Cheng Jun rolled his eyes, "Then I didn't say I like female men." After a second pause, he recovered and felt something was wrong, "Hey, I said, it doesn't matter whether you are a female man or not, if I don't like delicate women."

Xu Fangfei: "..."

With a bang, Cheng Jun was kicked out of the HR manager's office.

"It's inexplicable, this is it!" Cheng Jun got up from the ground, patted the dust off his body, and stared at the closed office door with a puzzled face for a full minute, "How did I offend her?"

Don't guess a woman's mind!

Cheng Jun angrily picked up the documents that fell on the floor, and left the administration building depressed.

Today, the pool needs to be cleaned. The water in the aquarium is artificial seawater, which cannot flow. The excrement of the dolphins can only be deposited in the pool. Cheng Jun has to clean it manually every two days.When Li Jingru was still around, he rarely went into the water to do this kind of thing, but now that Li Jingru is gone, he can only do it himself.

Fortunately, Gao Shengping helped.

"I can't help you for a few days. Niuniu's illness has recovered, and she can train and perform normally after a week of rest. About tomorrow, I will start cleaning my training ground." Gao Shengping dragged her underwater The pipe of the sewage suction machine jumped into the sink, "Have you mentioned it to the manager? Find a new assistant."

Standing on the shore, Cheng Jun took off his rain boots, grabbed a pipe and jumped down, "I don't need to tell you, he knows this very well."

The two didn't communicate any more, put on their blindfolds and sank to the bottom of the water.What's funny is that when Gao Shengping sank to the bottom of the water and prepared to do his homework, the little ones, the little ones, the two little threes, swam up one after another and squeezed him with their noses, drove him to the edge of the pool, and disrupted his homework.How could Gao Shengping fight with five dolphins, and was quickly driven to the shore.

Gao Shengping came out of the water and wiped his face, panting, "Cheng Jun, your dolphins don't want to see me, how can I work!"

Cheng Jun came out of the water, pushed the blindfold on top of his head, and laughed loudly: "Probably because you treat Niuniu badly."

"What, your dolphins probably don't know if I treat Niuniu well."

Cheng Jun whistled, two dolphins swam over, Cheng Jun kissed them left and right, "Don't think they don't understand anything, actually they know everything."

Even if they don't know how Gao Shengping treated Niuniu, isn't Xiao Wu there?This guy has told the little one, the first, the second, and the third that Niuniu suffers from cataracts, but Gao Shengping, as a trainer, didn't notice at all that he punished Niuniu. These animals also have a heart made of meat, how can they have no perception? ?