One Piece Redemption

After hugging for a while, Shanks finally let go of the queen. At this time, Shanks finally remembered the glass of milk that was thrown to the ground and was horribly broken, silently touched the back of his head, and whispered to Jing Looking at him quietly, the queen apologized: "I'm sorry, Kong, I accidentally lost that glass of milk just now."

"It's okay, it's not a big deal." The Queen said quietly, "Better to apologize to my concubine, you should clean up the ground first."

"Ah, I'll clean it right away!" Shanks looked at the queen who seemed to have returned to normal, and his whole body regained his energy. Cleaned the floor of the house, and while cleaning the floor, he said happily: "It's a blessing, fortunately, it just spilled on the floor in front of the door. If it is a little bit inside, it will be spilled on the empty carpet. It will be difficult to clean up by then."

After finishing speaking, Shanks suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly touched the nearby carpet.

"Stupid bug, what are you doing?" The queen couldn't help asking, seeing Shanks' ridiculous appearance turning around on the carpet.

"Ah, I found it!" Before Shanks could respond to the Queen's words, he seemed to have found something on the carpet, and quickly pinched it with his hands: the thing was shiny and very small.

...?The queen leaned forward with some doubts, and when she saw Shanks throwing that thing into the trash, she reacted suddenly: ... Could it be that thing? !

"Bug, what did you throw over there just now?"

"It's just some glass shards." The red-haired man waved his hand indifferently, and said with a smile: "I was afraid that some glass shards would splash into the carpet, because the empty carpet is very thick, so if you don't look for it carefully I can't find it, and if Rang Kong gets injured because of those shards of glass, it won't be good." While talking, he continued to squat on the ground, carefully twirling the blanket with his fingers over and over again.

When the queen heard this, her heart tightened, and she quickly jumped off the bed: "What a stupid bug, what if I accidentally hurt my hand by those trash."

"Don't come down!" Shanks was startled when he saw that the queen was about to walk towards him barefoot, and quickly shouted: "Don't come down, what if you accidentally hurt your feet?! "Then you might hurt your fingers too?" The queen scolded the concerned man with a cold face: "Stupid bug, obviously only that sword is still good at playing, if you do it again If you hurt your hand, it's really useless, and I don't want to protect a waste."

"Can I be the same as you?!" The red-haired man shouted eagerly, and hurried over, ignoring the Queen's frantic struggle, picked her up by the waist, and put her back on the bed: "I'm a man, He has rough skin and thick flesh, and has suffered countless injuries since he was a child. Of course, he is not afraid of these, but what if the glass shards hurt you? Don’t you hurt yourself?”

"Use your paramecium-like brain capacity, my concubine is the king of the blood clan, any wound can be healed immediately, how could you be injured!"

"Don't say it's a paramecium, even if you say I'm a bacterial creature, it's not negotiable! Sit down for me!"

"Who gave you the courage to dare to scold my concubine like this?! Besides, what does my concubine like have anything to do with you?! Don't forget that you are just a bug just because of my concubine's favor to you." fact!"

"How come it has nothing to do with me?! No matter how cowardly a man is, he must protect the woman he likes!"

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"... Worm, worm, you, you, you, what are you talking about, what are you talking about!" The queen felt her face was hot, almost steaming, and looked at the angry man arguing with her. The man who kept going, but now he stopped blushing after saying this, was so ashamed that he almost hid.

"...It was originally, I was right..." The red-haired man blushed like a tomato, but he still said stiffly.

"Ahem, all in all, you just sit here and I'll fix it right away." After saying this, the space became silent for a while, and the Queen curled up obediently on the bed, burying her face in the bed. His cheeks were burning hot all the time, and the heart that always felt self-conscious about going to work after meeting this idiot who never played cards according to the routine was beating again. The sound was so loud that the Queen almost thought that there was Let go of the rabbit that has been beating non-stop.

The red hair who said something wrong, blushed and squatted on the carpet, while carefully searching for the glass shards inch by inch, while carefully peeking at the shy queen on the bed from time to time, wanting to see her reaction.

Time flowed quietly, and the ambiguity in this room increased with the length of silence between the two. Hongmao had already searched all the glass shards in the carpet, logically speaking, he should go down and continue to make a cup of hot milk Give the queen a drink, but he is reluctant to leave this room, and even more reluctant to leave the shy queen who is still on the bed.

"Ahem." A certain red-haired coughed a few times dryly, cleared its throat, and then asked the queen on the bed in a voice that was not much louder than a mosquito flapping its wings: " Well, what do you think..."

The queen shivered when the red hair asked her, and she shrank herself even tighter.

"Kong?" The red hair, who was very nervous at first, couldn't help laughing when he saw that the queen was more nervous than him, and said with a grinning smile without being nervous at all: "Kong, I'm asking you!"

"!!" The hairs all over Kong's body was blown by this question, and the pair of huge bat wings popped out uncontrollably, wrapping the timid queen firmly inside like scallops.

"?! Sora is too cunning, right?!" Hongmao couldn't believe what he saw: he had imagined that the queen might be shy and silent all the time, and he had also imagined that the queen might become angry from embarrassment Hammer him out.But it never occurred to me that the queen...would wrap herself up...

The queen herself never imagined that one day she would use her bat wings like this, and the queen, who was feeling very annoyed by her cowardly performance, suddenly felt that Shanks seemed to embrace her gently: "... ...Well, it doesn't matter if you don't say it now, as long as Sora knows...I'm in love with Sora, that's enough."

"...!!"... This guy is foul! ! !The queen covered her face when she heard this gentle and nostalgic voice.

! !correct! !

A certain red-haired man was ready to go down after finishing his big move. In the kitchen, he warmed up a cup of steaming love milk for the queen, but he never expected that before he could get out of the door of this room, the queen would use a very cold voice stopped.

... The Queen suddenly remembered the bouquet of roses.

"Wait." The queen tried her best to maintain her superficial calm, suppressing the urge to throw the bouquet of roses directly on the red-haired face, and said to the bewildered red-haired with a cold face: "Stupid bug , this is a rose for you from other humble fellows."

...WTF! ! !

A certain red-haired man who thought he could achieve a positive result saw the bouquet of roses, and more than 1 alpacas ran over from the Male Gobi prairie...

"Take it away." The queen looked at the red hair who was standing there stupidly, and the familiar anger welled up in her heart, and she threw the bouquet of roses on the other's face mercilessly, and then kept a straight face. With an arrogant expression, he taunted the red-haired man who fell in love with others for no reason: "Oh, it seems that you are still a bug that is in the breeding period, and you just went out to buy a piece of clothes casually." , there are female cats who like to meow and appear around you."

...Red Mao seemed to feel a sharp arrow engraved with "bugs in the breeding period", flew over with a "swoosh", and shot through his knee fiercely.

The red hair picked up the bouquet of roses from the ground with a dull expression, and saw that the bouquet of roses, which was originally perfectly packaged, was scattered all over the floor due to the queen's violent throw. A bright yellow greeting card fell on the floor, with The content of the content simply blinded Hongmao's [-] titanium alloy dog ​​eyes...

……Dead.

The red hair took on the shape of an orz as a whole and knelt on the floor, turning into a stiff off-white.

Ah...I really want to become a paramecium...so I don't know anything...(╤_╤)

……Um?wrong! !Hongmao looked at the bouquet of roses, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind!At this moment, the red hair's limited brain capacity suddenly connected all the things that happened today: I came to report to the queen early this morning, but the queen ignored it— ―The queen is in a bad mood, she looks very irritable, and it's only for herself――The present bouquet is sent by the queen...

Doesn't that mean that the queen woke up earlier than herself this morning, and when she got out of bed for a stroll, she happened to find this bouquet of roses that was originally intended for him, so her mood suddenly became bad.Of course, the queen ignored her when she came to find her. The reason why the queen is angry now is because of this bouquet of roses... I wanted to destroy it humanely, but because of the moral training I have experienced since I was a child, I faced such a bouquet of roses. In this situation, the Queen felt that it would not be good not to give him this bouquet of roses, but she was also very upset... So - it was awkward! ! !

All of a sudden... ah, no, it was the red-haired red-haired man who finally understood what the queen had been up to today. Looking at the queen who was still very angry, a certain red-haired man formed the following equations in his mind:

The queen doesn't mind others sending him flowers = the queen cares about him = the queen is just arguing with him today because she is angry = the queen is jealous = there is no need to ask the question of whether you like it or not just now! !

...Besides, didn't I already know it?Just now I had to force Kong to answer these questions, but now I am fine, I must have been punished... The queen became angry...

A certain red-haired man, who was suddenly enlightened, wanted to go back to two hours ago and slapped himself fiercely: What, it turned out that he was just jealous, wouldn't coaxing be enough in this case? !If you have to do... what do you do? ! ! !

The red hair condemned himself fiercely, and at the same time desperately turned his brain with limited stock that seemed to be running very smoothly today: In this case, what should I say? !I remember that Beckman's philandering radish seemed to have told himself about how to solve this problem when his girlfriend was jealous... But what was it?I clearly remember that time very clearly! !Hurry up and think of it! ! ! (+dish+)

...The queen looked at a certain red hair who had been thinking desperately on the spot, and was stunned to see smoke coming out of the top of the red hair's head! ! !It's really smoking! ! ! (0 mouth 0)! !

...that's totally unscientific! ! !What happened to his head? !Did it spontaneously combust? ! !Or is it too hot to sweat? ! !

...Impossible, just thinking about the problem...? (=dish=)llb

Looking at the red-haired man who was still desperately thinking about something, the Queen felt that she seemed to have subtly noticed the truth of the matter...

! !I remembered! ! ! (>Dish<) llb's brain was running at high speed until the red hair was smoking white, and finally remembered the trick Beckman told him!

Mr. Beckman, who taught him the tricks of picking up girls, took a strand of his shiny silver hair and looked at him with eyes that made goosebumps all over his body when he saw it: "First step—to give Her one, affectionate eyes."

well!Affectionate eyes! !

The queen was dumbfounded as she watched a certain silly red-haired man squeeze her eyes desperately, and stuck to her body with a look that couldn't be picked off... That look, no matter how wretched it looked, was originally dark. Bright eyes have turned into squinted eyes! !

Mr. Beckman, the veteran vice-captain of Huazhong, lit a cigarette slowly, took a deep breath, and walked towards the red hair with dead fish eyes step by step in a very coquettish manner: "The second step--you That charming figure attracted her eyes."

let's go!Charming figure! !

The red hair walked towards the queen step by step, squeezed his obsessive little eyes as he walked, he walked extremely stiffly, his whole body was almost twisted into an S shape, his chest and buttocks were raised vigorously, Attacked her with a walking posture of a little girl whose balls were just kicked out...

...! ! !Perverted? ! !Goosebumps are about to rise! ! !

Mr. Beckman, who was extremely coquettish, lightly exhaled the cigarette, stretched out a hand, and put it on the red hair's shoulder, ignoring the red hair's fur, and whispered softly in his ear: " The third step again - use your sweet words to conquer her."

bring it on!sweet Nothing! !

Frightened by the perverted red hair, the queen's noble right shoulder, whose whole body was frozen into a stone, was put on a paw, and the red hair that was convulsed like this for some reason was in her ear. He said to her in a very firm tone: "Don't worry, I will definitely beat that girl up for you!!"

……Meow meow meow? ! ! !The queen is petrified.

Mr. Beckman smiled evilly, and with his brother's expression like looking at a prehistoric extinct Tyrannosaurus Rex, he gently raised the red-haired chin: "The last step-give her a kiss, let her be your flaming red lips captive."

go!Flaming lips! !

The stupid red hair, just like that, and the queen dedicated their first kiss to each other...

And the queen, who was still quarreling, was bombarded by this sudden kiss and didn't know anything...

Two idiots who are purely like a blank sheet of paper in terms of relationship, just stared at each other stupidly, and then turned their blushes into tomatoes again... Well, seeing the heat of this meeting, these two Raw tomatoes should be boiled... 乀(>▽<)∫

At the same time, a few red hairs who were having fun in the only bar on the island suddenly mentioned this matter: "Beckman, didn't you teach me how to make a girl jealous?" Is it a secret skill for friends to become obedient? Is that really useful?"

"How could that be useful, I was teasing him... who made the expression on the boss's face so funny... I just taught him those things that didn't work..." 乀(=▽=)∫ A shameless deputy captain finally told the truth to several crew members: "Besides, even if it is useful, with the boss's IQ, when he sees him doing those things in vain, he will definitely slap him to death." That's right... When the Kong violent attack is over, Kong's anger will disappear, and the ultimate goal has been achieved, isn't it all right?"

"..." Several crew members looked at each other, and couldn't help shaking after seeing the black-bellied smile of their own vice-captain: ...Sure enough, my vice-captain is the darkest one...

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