Picking up soap in a harmonious world

... Wake up!

... Xia Chengsong, don't sleep fast, hey...

who is it?Who keeps calling me?

I opened my eyes in a daze, but was surprised to find that I was in a gray and chaotic space, and the touch under my feet was floating and light, as if being swept up by the wind.

The shock was only a short moment, and soon, those bizarre pictures and memories all came to life in my mind.

"Are you okay? You won't forget me after not seeing you for a long time, right?" That voice was not familiar even if it was said to be familiar, but a strange and familiar voice suddenly sounded in my head. This special way of conveying made me feel Suddenly remembered the long-lost alien bear child!

"Damn it! It's you! Have I finally completed the task?" I couldn't help shouting in a gaffe. I was a little excited in my heart after going through many kinds of hardships, but it didn't last for a few seconds before being overwhelmed. covered by the loss.

"Huh? Didn't you always want to return to reality? Why are you unhappy now?" The aliens didn't know whether they lived in my body or used some method, but they could accurately figure out my state of mind at the moment.

I forcibly suppressed the gloom and reluctance in my heart, and said angrily: "Don't be too tedious, since you have completed the task, let me go back."

"My dear! I didn't say you can go back..." Seeing that I was about to get angry again, the other party quickly comforted me: "That's right, the development of that article is a bit off track now, and I'm afraid it will be too late to go back to the previous worlds to fix it." Can't be corrected."

I was depressed: "Where did I deviate from the track?! Except that I didn't go to the last world and came out ahead of time. Didn't the previous missions be completed very well? Whether it's Ouyang Rui or Lu Qing, as well as the Xiao brothers and Prince Andy With Sith and Han Tzu, none of them have been overthrown, not only that, including Shen Yu, Liao Zihan, and the supporting roles, the protagonists have never been touched!"

As I was talking, I couldn't help but get excited: "Damn it! That article in "Three Thousand Realms of Hypnosis" is not realistic at all. Where does Han Cho have the potential to be a stud?! I think he can feed on pure love It’s caused me to wrong him several times! Moreover, those supporting actors who are OOXXed by the protagonist are so innocent and pitiful, they are all like wolves and tigers, I don’t think I need to stop them at all, and they will not suffer!”

"...Okay, dear! I think it's time to tell you the truth!" The alien bear sighed, but the other party's such a humane move gave me an instant ominous premonition.

It said in a particularly helpless tone: "Actually, I lied to you at first."

Me: "What are you still panting for, you love to talk about people!"

The other party continued in a self-deprecating manner: "It is true that my spiritual body is trapped on the earth, but the set of rhetoric that I cannot leave without relying on discs to absorb ideas and eliminate resentments is all false. In fact, I am from the Mayan planet... ...Yes, it is the place you are thinking about now, my ancestor is Lord Sith."

"What?!" I couldn't help screaming, I really couldn't accept the truth.

"In our era, the development of human civilization had reached its peak, but I, who believed in science so much, unexpectedly encountered a mythical creature during a mission. Yes, it was the dragon you thought of! It was angered by the greed of my companion, and I suffered from it. Being implicated was attacked, the body died, and the spirit body, which is what you call the soul, inexplicably came to the Federation era many years ago, and saw with his own eyes how his ancestor, Lord Sith, was given to him by the dragon named Han Chou. Subdue... oh, take back the bad image in your mind... not the subdue you understand!"

"Then I discovered a serious thing. If my ancestors were tamed, then he would not have formed genes with others, and then I would not exist! Just as I was desperately trying to figure out the truth, my The spiritual body was discovered by that dragon again, and this time the fate was even more tragic, I actually traveled hundreds of millions of light years and returned to the primitive ancient earth era!"

Although the other party's tone was so sad, I didn't feel the tragedy it said at all. On the contrary, I couldn't wish for it.

"After years of research, I finally found the reason," said the bear child of the alien, and couldn't help gnashing his teeth: "Sure enough, the universe is composed of countless parallel spaces that interact with each other. My past and my rebirth exist. The world, described in a text belonging to the ancient earth era, that text is..."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, you can just say that you are from "Three Thousand Worlds of Hypnosis", which is an out-of-the-box article!" I was a little dizzy after listening to the other party's long-winded explanation.

"You know what a fart!" It was also angry, and the volume of its roar almost shattered my eardrums.

"Okay, okay, you continue...continue..." I rubbed my head and ears in pain, and expressed my attitude weakly.

"The article is called "Enter the Dragon", and it tells the story of a protagonist named Han Cho, who has dragon blood but has not yet awakened, but as the plot progresses, he gradually awakens, and then by constantly conquering his lover and younger brother, he strengthens his strength and enters the world. The next world will not end until he returns to the fairyland where his parents are and unifies the fairyland."

"This version doesn't seem to be much different from the Hypnotic Three Thousand Realms..." I compared the content, and it was nothing more than subduing lovers and younger brothers, of course there is no difference.

"Of course not. Entering the Dragon and Tiger Fighting is a normal article. Although the protagonist still has six men, they all convince each other through normal communication and make them follow him willingly. If you hypnotize the Three Thousand Realms... cough, yes I write."

"What?!" I was shocked again.

"I want to get rid of this kind of confinement, the only way is to change the trajectory of the original text, but I can't enter the parallel world of the original text, I want to find someone to help, but no one can finish the article "Enter the Dragon" completely. I can’t get in touch with the magnetic field of my spiritual body at all, and my strength is also limited. There is no way to spread it and I can’t force others to read it. After much deliberation, I can only refer to the most clicked articles on the Internet and rewrite them into hypnosis by myself. Three Thousand Realms."

"Sure enough, I've been waiting for you!" It said with emotion: "It seems that only the H novel can make people calm down and read a novel completely."

I go!

I hate myself so much now, why can't I control my lower body!Why can't I control the way I jerk off!Why do you have to click on this broken article!

"So, in fact, the article I crossed into is a normal Shimizu BL article?" I tried my best to control my urge to hit someone, and asked in an understatement tone, as if this would prevent me from looking so stupid.

"Yeah! With the sense of crisis that the protagonist may turn into an obscene demon at any time, your mission has been accomplished really well. I have to thank you. My ancestor was saved, and he has gotten rid of the dragon's entanglement , I think he should find an Omega to continue his perfect genes, and I won't disappear."

"Wait, why do I feel something's wrong? You haven't disappeared now. Your existence means that it didn't happen. Why should I modify the trajectory of the original text?" I was puzzled and felt that my IQ was not enough.

"It's said that parallel spaces influence each other! Alas, this involves quantum theory and cosmic science. It is impossible for you to accept this advanced theoretical knowledge in the ancient earth era you live in. You don't understand it! Anyway, you understand The whole thing just fell into place."

It makes so much sense, I'm speechless!

I feel like I need time to digest everything I've heard, but the question is, why can't I come back to reality now that I've helped fix it?

When I threw this question to the other party, there was another wave of more painful explanations——

"Hey! If I can go back like this, I'm going to have to compare myself with you again! Isn't it because you overcorrected!"

"What do you mean?" Why do I feel that my IQ is arrears again?

"It means that the people in the first five worlds have all been blocked by you from the protagonist's fate. If there is no accident, in the next last world, the protagonist will find his true love and successfully complete the happy ending. Then I will also I can return to my original world, but... I never thought that the protagonist actually fell in love with you, and he has been reluctant to complete his ending. If there is no end to the parallel world whose trajectory has been changed, everything will return to the beginning, then it will be useless. "

"So? Do I have to do it all over again?!" I felt like I was going to collapse.

"Of course not! In order to avoid doing it again, I specially expended the energy I had accumulated so hard to find you."

"Well, stop talking nonsense, okay, just tell me what to do." I was tormented by the other party's twists and turns, ups and downs, and I needed time to digest it. Anyway, what should come will always come, escape No, just forget about it, if you complain about it, it will be a waste of time.

"You just go into the last world and make the main character fall in love with someone else."

"How do you tell me to fix this kind of thing?!" I was completely outraged. Preventing others from being tortured by the stallion protagonist can still be said to be based on humanitarianism, and there are traces to follow. This kind of matchmaker task of helping people match It is too difficult for others.

It is enough to know that I have nothing to do with Han Cho, but now it is too much to push the person I like to others with my own hands!

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, there is true love in the original text. Although the article "Enter the Dragon and the Tiger" is NP, the only person the protagonist falls in love with is someone else. The ending is not together, but they are in another way. Together."

"What do you mean?" I can only repeat my question mechanically now.

"Fuck, I don't have much energy. To make a long story short, the protagonist fell in love with his half-brother, a dragon, but based on family morality and the wishes of the other party, they ended up not being together, but living together as relatives. I I remember that there seems to be a bridge in the original text, the protagonist said that if he can be with his younger brother, he is willing to be a couple for the rest of his life, and the other six can leave."

"Dare to love is still an abuse article." I deliberately teased, just about to laugh, but I just twitched the corners of my mouth, because I really couldn't laugh.

"Don't pretend, I understand." At the critical moment, the alien bear's knife is always so precise: "I just remind you, don't do stupid things, look how simple this task is compared to the previous ones. True love is all there, you just need to find the right time to push it. Of course, if you don’t like the protagonist’s younger brother, you can find other people to be right with the protagonist, but why should you ask for trouble? It's convenient, right?"

Seeing that I gritted my teeth, the annoying voice from the other party continued: "My energy is really going to run out, and I will tell you two last things. One is that you should take good care of your body after passing through. Well, after all, it’s a fairyland, too many experts can easily expose it, I took part of your body’s soul, copied your body and let you take it there, if you are seriously injured or die, your real body will be implicated accordingly; two Just don’t be intoxicated in that world, tens of thousands of years in the fairy world are only a snap of your fingers, you can’t afford it, and I can’t afford it, hurry up and let Han Choo be with his true love, I’m waiting for you to come back, dear!”

As soon as the bean-like voice fell, the gray scene around suddenly changed. I seemed to be pulled by an inexplicable force and fell down. Blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, and red willows flashed in front of my eyes like a horse watching flowers. The pictures of Lu and others with different styles made me dizzy and uncomfortable. It was not until I couldn't bear the endless falling that I passed out that the torment like falling from a high altitude was terminated.