Picking up soap in a harmonious world

"Master Yisi, aren't you going to the academy today?"

The beautiful young woman in front of me has a European-style face with a high nose and deep eyes, and a meticulous ring-shaped hair comb behind her head. She is asking me in a tone of disapproval.

"Uh... Mrs. Linda, I'm not feeling well today..." I dodged my eyes around, not daring to look directly at the turbulent waves that were about to press on my face.

Ms. Linda is obviously very dissatisfied with my remarks, but after all, she is just a servant. To put it bluntly, she is a housekeeper and nanny. To put it bluntly, she is just one of the maids in my current body.

"But, Master Iss, I have to report this to Madam." She frowned and emphasized her tone.

"Go, go, and help me ask my mother for a few more days off. I'm really uncomfortable. You know, I just went to see the pastor a few days ago."

"..."

Mrs. Linda was choked by the evidence I presented, dawdling in place for a while as if hesitating, and finally left angrily.

Seeing the figure in the exaggerated puff skirt fading away at the end of the corridor, I let go of my raised heart.

The situation of this time travel is neither good nor bad. The good thing is that I am no longer an eunuch, and I have regained my masculine demeanor, and the status of this time travel is not low. It is said that it is a duke The son of the princess, and the mother is even a princess of another country, but the gold content of this princess is relatively low, because it is considered a dependent country.

The optimistic aspect is limited to this, but there are more unoptimistic aspects. First of all, the whereabouts of Boss Han is unknown. In fact, this is not too bad for me. I still remember the shocking words of the other party before crossing—— "Don't call me Mr. Han, call me A Chou."

What does this mean?

Could it be because the two of us have been together for a long time and feel that this title is unfamiliar, and want to change "Mr. Han" to "A Chou"?But... why do I always have a premonition that the other party is Xiao Shaoshou who I have been with for several years?

If Han Choi is really Xiao Shaochou... I can't help but shiver, and dare not think about it any further.

Goodbye, my sweet boy, whoever you are, let this bromance end at this moment!

Although for this matter, I have a certain evasion mentality towards Han Cho, but!For my ultimate goal, even if there are mountains of swords and seas of fire ahead, I have to go on, not to mention that it's just a matter of face, it doesn't matter, I have a thick skin, at worst, I will pretend not to know each other when I meet again!

It doesn't matter even if the secret of my ability to time travel is known to Han Zhao, he doesn't have piercing eyes, how could he see through my vest at a glance.

What's more, this time, I have a relatively high grasp of the world.

When reading fleshy articles, I usually read the "key points", and the meatiest chapter in "Three Thousand Realms of Hypnosis" belongs to this Western Fantasy volume, and my memory for this volume has also improved a lot.

This world is no different from the world described in the general Western Fantasy. There is a continent called Ayer Continent. There are many countries on the continent. Among them, the country with the largest plate and the richest materials is the Bosen Empire where my body is currently.

The Bosen Empire is the most populous country in the continent of Aiur. Of course, the population here refers to humans, not other races. Here, alien races like elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, giants are relatively rare, basically equivalent to foreign races. When a person is in the celestial dynasty, it is called a person who attracts everyone's attention.

However, the king of the Bosen Empire is a lustful man. His pursuit of women is not taboo. As long as they are beautiful, it doesn't matter if you are a human or a demon, you can accept them first!

Therefore, the harem of King Bosen included elves, beastmen, feathermen, and even beautiful women such as giantesses, and the offspring they gave birth to were also of different bloodlines.

And in this world, the unlucky guy that Boss Han took a fancy to was the half-elf prince who was a proud and handsome half-elf prince, a hybrid born of the master of the Bosen Empire and a certain non-human woman.

The plot of the original text is probably that Han Choi absorbed enough chrysanthemum essence in the last world, his body evolved by leaps and bounds, and he could freely switch between human and dragon forms, but because of the backlash caused by tearing the space, his body took the form of a dragon The shape was seriously injured, and it happened to be discovered by this half-elf prince. Although this prince has elven blood and a somewhat lonely personality, he was educated and brought up by humans anyway. For the warriors sung by bards The epic story of capturing the raptor had great expectations, so he picked up the injured Han Choi.

Han Cho was very reluctant at the beginning, but he was seriously injured and couldn't use any effective means, so he was kept in captivity by this prince. Over time, Han Cho developed feelings for this handsome and arrogant half-elf prince, yes, that's right , It is emotion rather than desire, and he is reluctant to hypnotize the other party, and willingly pretends to be a tamed dragon for the prince's various psychological satisfaction.

But the good times don’t last long... Well, it has to be good times don’t last long, otherwise this article doesn’t fit the tone of the meaty text. The prince fell in love with the youngest priest in the Imperial Cathedral, who is known as the next pope’s successor. Son of God, so Han Zhao became angry, and then the style of painting changed from a small freshness to a 21-ban heavy-mouthed meat. Han Boss first hypnotized the priest who the prince loves, and executed the poor priest in the holy church. Shame training, and then lure the prince to come alone, various OOXX priests in front of the prince, finally recovered the priest's personal consciousness, and then trained the prince in front of the priest...

Finally, what was even more frenzied was that Han Zhao also had a church banquet. I won't recall the content of the banquet in detail, lest my body and mind go one step further to the level of abnormality.

Speaking of it, my time travel is a little weak. Of course, my body can't be a prince, nor can I be a priest, but an insignificant little character, the son of a duke of the Bosen Empire, and the half-elf prince. The friendship between childhood sweethearts and bamboo horses seems to be just a few words in the original text. It will neither be pushed by Han Boss like Jason in the first volume, nor will he be shamed by Han Boss like Liao Zijun in the comprehension volume. A very simple trick.

Although the security of wearing such a character is very high, but with such an identity, it is not good in terms of power, and in terms of relationship, the prince is not just a good friend of mine. In terms of involvement with Han Boss, it is even weaker. How can I hook up with Han Tiao, prevent the other party from discovering my real body, and at the same time smoothly prevent this human tragedy from happening?

This is simply a huge problem!

Sigh, why am I so stupid, I should hold Boss Han's little hand tightly when time travelling!

Now there are so many people, how can I find them?

Just as I was frowning and thinking hard, shaking my head and sighing from time to time, a female voice as clear as an oriole singing willows came out unexpectedly: "Brother, I heard from my mother that you are not going to college these days?"

I turned my head, and there was a little girl with blond hair, blue eyes, slender waist and long legs, standing at the door and looking at me pitifully.

This is "my" twin sister, she does not appear in the original text, but the memory of this body tells me that she is an extremely arrogant young lady, she will lose her temper whenever things go wrong, even if she has a Angelic faces.

"I'm not feeling well, you know, I went to see the pastor a few days ago." I repeated my words in front of Mrs. Linda.

"Oh? Really? I thought brother, you were scared by Laika, and you didn't dare to go to the academy."

Little Lolita's tone was sarcasm, but I finally saw through the purpose, it was just to show off.

The original owner of this body fought with his deadly enemy before I crossed over, and was killed, so I came through it.

Speaking of it, this fight is also very reference level. After all, I am new here, and I only have a theoretical understanding of the value of force in this world, and lack of intuitive reference. What my memory brings is only similar to the look and feel of special effects movies, and cannot bring more There is a lot of information, but the pain and traces left by the body are very convincing.

The identity of "I" is a magic swordsman apprentice, and the body of 16 years old is not enough to possess more magic power and martial arts, so I am just an apprentice.

However, Laika, the mortal enemy who sent the owner of this body to the west, was a knight, not a knight apprentice. This is a commendable honor in the entire Imperial College.

Speaking of which, this Laika is rather tragic. To the world of "I", he is an invincible child of other people's family, but to the meat world of "Three Thousand Realms of Hypnosis", he is a great tragedy.

He likes the prince, so he is doomed to be humiliated by Han Cho OX.

"...Brother! I'm talking to you! How dare you lose your mind!" Little Lolita walked up to me very dissatisfied, and kicked me backwards with a flying kick.

"I didn't dare, how dare I!"

I smiled at her, straightened my body and stood in front of her. This body was almost two heads away from her, which immediately made her feel a little uncomfortable.

Although this little loli and I are twins, and their facial features are almost the same, but the difference is more than a star and a half in this figure. I estimate that this girl is at most 1.6 meters, but my body is at least 1.8 meters five.

Because "I" is mediocre, usually this girl is unceremonious to "me" brother, making all kinds of ridicule and ridicule, and "I" also swallows all kinds of humiliation, shrinking head and tail from this arrogant younger sister.

But today, I don't want to be angry. Of course, ladies always have privileges, so I won't care about the little girl.

"Hmph, I know you are tall! What are you showing off in front of me? You have the ability to compare with Lycra, and you have the ability to compare with His Royal Highness Andy! Which one is not taller than you, huh!"

"...Yes, yes, I know I'm short."

Seeing my casual expression, the little loli was a little bit unwilling again, she snorted again and said, "You can continue to live and dream here, and see what you can do in the future, I will be promoted to a junior magician tomorrow, Laika is going to take the White Knight exam next month, and His Royal Highness Andy..."

Little Lolita's beautiful green pupils flashed a hint of pride and appreciation, "...and His Royal Highness Andy captured a giant dragon just last night!"