Picking up soap in a harmonious world

Since the souls of the eldest and the second child returned to the kingdom of heaven, the burden on my body has eased a lot. My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and even the lost balls have ushered in a second spring... Cough cough, of course, I It doesn't mean that it is cured, it's just a good prospect, maybe in the near future, it will really be able to bloom again, no matter how bad it is, I should go to the next world smoothly, I believe The next world will not be worse than the present, unless my balls and prostate gland disappear together in the next world.

After the fall of the Gang of Two, the government was indeed in chaos for a while, but in the end, the old balance was restored under the pressure of the old imperial party and Yao Taifu. Cleaning up, not to mention Erwa's fierce military exploits and reputation, if you want to completely overthrow Xiao Shaochu's faction, unless you don't want to win the battle.

Taifu Yao's suggestion is to eradicate some of the stubborn dissidents first, and turn a blind eye to the rest. The tree falls and the monkeys disperse, and everyone dies, and there will be no troubles. The worst result is nothing more than Some people stand on their own, or are divided into several factions. Once the forces are divided, it is difficult to gather again.

I have always had a headache for this kind of scheming. Not only did it not make me feel the pleasure of strategizing and looking down at the mast and scull, but it also made me often sleepless in the middle of the night, deeply doubting my IQ. If the cycle continues, I worry that one day I will be destroyed by unwarranted inferiority complex.

So, I would be more and more incompetent as the regent, if it weren't for the fact that the title of regent can bring some convenience, such as secretly searching for the whereabouts of treasures, or secretly sending people to the people to find people with similar characteristics to Han Zhao...etc For rights like these, I would have given up a long time ago.

Although I tried so hard to search for clues to the treasures, and the scope has been expanded again and again, from secret edicts to other relics left by the late emperor, and even to various treasures in the mansion of the eldest child and the second child, and continue to search for clues, but in the end is nothing.

Later, I changed my mind and decided to start looking for Han Tiao. After all, I have been away from that world for a long time. With Han Tzu’s sky-defying attributes, I may have come to this world. If I find him, many problems will be solved. , these are not the most important, there is still a hidden worry that has always been hidden in my heart, that is, did he hypnotize Lu Qing during the time when I came to this world while he was still in the cultivation world? Papapa, if there is, I... can go back to the furnace and rebuild...

If not, how could he come to this world?

Of course, all the above situations are based on the condition that Han Cho has come to this world. If the other person has not come, it will be a different matter.

In fact, I hope that the other party will come sooner. Even if Han Choi came to this world because of hypnotized Lu Qing who got the ability to tear space, it is better than not coming all the time. The reason is very simple. If there is a chance to make up for it, the latter will be a little troublesome. This situation is equivalent to that Han Cho and I have been in two dimensions. He is now in World B, and I am in World C. If I go to World D, He may still be in B, or he may have come to C. With such a disorder, my mission must have failed, and there is no chance to make up for it.

"... Your Highness, Your Highness?"

The ever-increasing volume forced me to pull back my distant thoughts. I blinked and looked at the source of the sound with some doubts.

"Excuse me, old minister, Your Highness has been negligent in government affairs recently, behaved sluggishly, and owed the great trust of the late Emperor. If Your Highness..." Yao Taifu had a cold face, as if he was very angry at my inattentiveness.

"Stop, stop..." I hurriedly stopped, and compromised helplessly: "I understand what the Taifu said, and I will reflect on it. It's just that your majesty's injury has relapsed recently. I'm afraid I will You can’t do both.”

Taifu Yao's expression became gloomy the moment he heard that Siwa's injury had relapsed again, he frowned, his face showed a deliberate look, as if he was thinking about something.

Then, he raised his eyes to look at me, and said slowly in a very rare gentle tone: "Your Highness, the last time His Majesty relapsed from his injury and died, the old minister once mentioned a person to His Highness, I wonder if His Highness still remembers it?"

Almost immediately, I replied firmly, "Yes! But no!"

Yao Taifu's already gloomy face can be said to be twisted now, but if I just rely on my aura to overwhelm people, I will not let go easily.

He looked at me straight for a while, and finally left with a blank expression.

This is already the eighth conflict between Taifu Yao and me. To sum it up, it is not a conflict between powerful ministers and those in power, but a contradiction between superstition and science.

This matter started after the fall of the Gang of Two.

Siwa has been in an unstable condition since she suffered the back trauma. She recovered well, even the gauze was removed, but within a few days, the wound burst again, although the ventricle and spine were not injured. Important parts, but the wound is not too shallow, so good and bad, bad and good, has been repeated until now, trapping Siwa on the sick bed all day long.

After seeing countless famous doctors with no results, Taifu Yao began to find some Taoist monks to treat Siwa. Anyway, I am also a person who has been in the world of cultivation. I can still tell the difference between a real Taoist and a charlatan. None of those people are capable. Yes, but the words on the mouth are full of hype, and the pills that are taken out are all unspiritual vulgar things. How dare I stuff Siwa's mouth?

But I don't know why, Taifu Yao is very superstitious, insisting on letting the little emperor eat some kind of elixir, life extension pill, etc., under my every possible obstruction, the conflict with Taifu Yao arose.

In the end, Taifu Yao even forcibly separated our residence on the grounds that my fate and Siwa's fate did not match. Today, the place where I live is no longer the Zichen Palace, but the next door to the Zichen Palace.

Xiao Shaoyin is dead, but the troubles he brought to Siwa's body are endless.

I still remember that pale ghostly face, those eyes full of pain, those temples soaked in sweat, and the two words that could not be uttered from those white and bleeding lips. :elder brother.

This scene once became my nightmare, and from this, I also clearly and deeply felt the desire deep in my heart... Yes, that's right, I actually fell in love with Siwa.

As early as when Jingshan Fengyuan got angry at his bloody toys, I should have woken up - brother is so noble, glamorous, and otherworldly, he would meddle in such nosy things and treat this little kid as his own brother Treated like that, even for the sake of the other party, the idea of ​​going home was shaken a little.

I am also speechless about this.

I used to be very, proud, proud of the fact that I was gay and kept my virginity for more than 20 years!But now, I have to question my vision.

In the three-dimensional world, the first person I fell in love with was Lin Ye. I have had countless acquaintances with him, but I just couldn’t go any further. At first I thought my attribute was 1, but I was also used to doing 1. Lin Ye was unwilling, and after nearly two years of stalemate, when Lin Ye finally put down his body and begged me for X, I was unwilling again. Of course it broke.

Regarding this aspect, I am also very sad. As a man with healthy limbs and normal needs, it is too inhumane to ban SXE, but this kind of thing can’t be done by force. I think I should be a cleanliness patient or a sexual compulsive person. Oh... Of course, I don't mean cleanliness or obsessive-compulsive disorder in life, and the body is not counted. After all, I still enjoy masturbation, and I can accept some SXE scenarios that break the lower limit. I think... this should be Emotional.

In fact, so far, I haven’t doubted my views on mate selection. Although Lin Ye likes promiscuity, he is a tall, rich and handsome man with good conditions. He has a handsome face, a good figure, and a good brain. His mouth is especially powerful. There are countless idiots complaining about women, Jane's family background is excellent, um...except for promiscuity, I really can't find any faults.

It was the second person who made me doubt my taste and almost destroyed my three views... Although I really don't want to include this guy, I think it should be him.

That's right, it's Han Chip!

That uncanny face, that scrawny body, that unrestrained personality, there is no flash point in his whole body!I can't bear to look directly at it!

How can there be such useless people in the world, isn't it true that the author wrote that little pornographic article to retaliate against the society? !

Facing such a person, I can still be hard... I still want to OOXX each other, oh my god, this is something Lin Ye couldn't do!

Every time I think about it, I can't wait to... well, in fact, every time I think about it, I feel... hard again!

But when I thought that I was probably hopeless, I met the third person who was tempted - Xiao Shaoshou, a perverted child with brain damage, developmental delay and love of anatomy.

Hehe...so tasteful!

I clicked 10086 likes for my own creativity!

Well, even if the slots are as dense as a hornet's nest, it can't change a certain fact.

I breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the spring tea on the table and drank it all, and screamed as if I wanted to squeeze out the boredom in my chest: "Juan Fu, this king is going to the Zichen Palace, hurry up and get ready! "

Time flies, time flies, and four years have passed in a blink of an eye.

During this period, I never stopped searching for treasures. Unfortunately, including the year when the eldest and second children were not dead, it took a total of five years, but I still found nothing.

This made me very anxious. In the first two worlds, I didn't stay for less than a year, and the time I stayed in this world was too long.

When this situation is in a stalemate, the position of the regent is not very comfortable for me. The reason is still the main issue between me and Yao Taifu about science and superstition. However, the old royal party strongly advocates the promotion of Taoism in government affairs. , focusing on supporting various religious undertakings, leading to the prosperity of Buddhism and Taoism in the Xiao Kingdom in recent years, temples and Taoist temples in various places have sprung up like mushrooms, everywhere.

And the post of national teacher, which was not originally set up in the court, is now occupied by a Taoist priest who claims to be an immortal.

I am used to not getting involved in this kind of thing. At that time, I thought it was nothing. Just like some dynasties in the 5000-year history of China, it happened because of the needs of the times.

But later, I gradually came to my senses, why does the national teacher always run to the Taifu's house?Why are there more and more Taoist priests exempted from investigation in this palace?Why are there so many activities of offering sacrifices to heaven and praying for blessings every ten days and a half months?

If other people are superstitious, I think it is understandable. After all, the education level of the ancient people was limited, and it is reasonable to have awe of ghosts and gods. But it is strange that Yao Taifu is superstitious to this extent. The other party should not be so ignorant people.

So I specially found a good day and auspicious day, and sneaked to his house to spy.

The result surprised me, and the scene I saw while lying on the window sill that day is still in my mind.

"You mean what's in His Majesty's body now is an evil thing, but His Majesty's soul has been wandering outside his body?" Taifu Yao frowned, his face pensive.

The national teacher, dressed in black and gray and wearing a Daoist hat, nodded, stroking his long snow-white beard with his hand, acting like a master of Taoism.

"Then... such a situation, can Master Tang have a solution?" Taifu Yao asked calmly. Although his eyes were clear, he was still a little tired.

Tang Guoshi is the candidate recommended by Yao Taifu two years ago. It is said that this person has achieved Taoism 500 years ago, and this time he went down to the earth for experience.

The first time I met this person, I knew he was a liar, and he was a liar of some level, because I sensed the spiritual root and cultivation base from him.

Of course, the other party's spiritual power is not as strong as mine. He has just cultivated to the first level of Qi training. In terms of cultivation base, it is not much different from my body, but his mental power is far from the range of mental power that I can use at present. Naturally I didn't notice my behavior of lying on the window and eavesdropping.

"Yes, I have figured out that the evil thing in His Majesty's body was recruited by King Wei. As long as King Wei leaves, the evil thing will naturally follow."

Seeing that Taoist leader pretending to be serious and talking nonsense, I was really powerless.

Will anyone really believe this magical line? !

Taifu Yao closed his eyes slightly, sighed, and seemed to have countless struggles in his heart, but in the end he said: "No wonder His Majesty is so dependent on King Wei. It turned out that it was that evil thing that caused the trouble. After four years, His Majesty's injuries are still repeated. Uncertain, it seems that this matter can no longer be delayed.”

The leader smiled triumphantly, and quickly replied: "Of course it can't be delayed. The longer your majesty's soul is separated from the body, the weaker the fire of destiny will be. In time, your majesty's body will be worn down by that evil thing. It's a waste of the real dragon." Xiao Guo's destiny is in vain!"

"That evil thing is so powerful, it must not be let the tiger go back to the mountain, if we want to kill the grass..." Yao Taifu's tone was drawn out, his eyes were downcast, making it hard to see clearly.

"If you want to cut the weeds and eradicate the roots, King Wei must die." The Taoist priest continued the words, and the two looked at each other, and they both clapped their hands and smiled.

Seeing that the good show was over, I immediately left. Although I really wanted to find out more, the people placed by Master Yao's side were not easy to fool, for fear of being noticed by the other party if I went back too late.

After I came back that night, I pretended to be nonchalant, and I was cautious about people and things. Then, every time I had a gap, I would go to Yao Taifu's house to check. It surfaced.

Of course, not every time I went to investigate, I was as lucky as the first time, and more often I returned empty-handed. However, I have finally solved the mystery of a few things that I have always doubted. .

The first thing is about the cause of Xiao Shaochu's death.

Xiao Shaochu was not killed by Xiao Shaoyin as Li Qi said. Although Xiao Shaoyin did have the intention of seizing power, he poisoned Erwa's medicine, but the dose was relatively small, and it belonged to the slowly weakening type. I reckoned It was the eldest child who couldn't bear it, but he really couldn't stand the temptation of power, and planned to make the second child sick for a longer time, and then slowly figured it out.

But Xiao Shaoyin didn't expect that the praying mantis catching the cicada and the oriole were behind, and Li Qi was Taifu Yao's pawn beside Erwa. He found out that the elder baby had poisoned Erwa in the medicine, and then reported to Taifu Yao, who asked him to follow his plan. He intentionally let Xiao Shaoyin know that he knew about it, and told Xiao Shaochu about the poisoning. As expected, Xiao Shaoyin did the act of killing people to silence him, which is exactly what Li Qi said that night, and asked someone to pretend to be an assassin to lure Li Qi away.

Unexpectedly, Li Qi had poisoned the second baby beforehand, and the second baby who was arguing with the eldest baby died of the poison on the spot. Baby died.

The second thing is the truth about the succession of the first emperor.

In fact, the real reason why the first emperor passed the throne to the stupid Siwa instead of the wise and wise eldest son Erwa was that he believed in the legend of the real dragon emperor.

This kind of mysterious and mysterious statement is widely circulated both in the court and among the people, but few people really believe in this reason.

Everyone thinks this is a possibility, but everyone doesn't believe it. The late emperor was such a wise and courageous generation. How could it be possible to attach the future of the country to ghosts and gods?

But... the truth is often so unbelievable.

On the way to dig out the truth, what surprised me even more was that the Taoist priest at the first level of qi training, Tang Guoshi, was not the person I thought I had recruited recently. in the name of the king.

He has a strange book that is said to be about the fate of the heavens. It says that the Xiao Kingdom will usher in the son of the dragon. It seems stupid, but given time, after Long Zi's soul fully adapts to this body, he will be able to make Xiao Guo rule the world and accomplish a brilliant cause.

I think that even if the first emperor was a person with normal three views, but he was brainwashed and poisoned by others every day, he would gradually fall into this clumsy deception, not to mention that he never knew the existence of the realm of self-cultivation, and a Taoist priest at the mere level of Qi training would play tricks. A trick is enough to defeat the world's top masters.

Taifu Yao is a fan of the late emperor. Even if the late emperor asked him to lie flat and beg to be overthrown, I think he would not hesitate to take off his clothes and pout his buttocks. The daisy is blooming for you.

This is my guess after listening to the corner of the wall tirelessly day and night.

The third thing is the whereabouts of the secret edict.

It's ridiculous to say that I always thought that Taifu Yao had the whereabouts of the secret edict, so in the past few years, most of my energy in searching for the whereabouts of the treasures has been concentrated on him. They are all followed by people to investigate, and sometimes they will even go out and track them down.

But until now, I only know that Taifu Yao himself doesn't know where the secret edict is.

However, I learned the true form of the secret edict from him.

The secret edict issued by the first emperor did not contain any words at all. In short, it was a blank paper.

Of course, I don't care whether it is a white scroll or a black scroll, as long as it is a treasure.

The truth of these three things overturned my three views. I no longer dare to underestimate anyone. I always feel that my IQ is a bit clumsy in this world. At the same time, this has deepened my curiosity and vigilance. In order to be able to To prevent Taifu Yao and Master Tang from attacking me in advance, one of my daily homework is to go to the Taifu's mansion to spy.

The second homework of the day... of course is to visit my "Lolita".