Picking up soap in a harmonious world

"...How can there be such a vicious elder brother like you in the world, even if he doesn't care about the brotherhood, he still remembers the entrustment of the late emperor when he was alive, who knows that you...do such a thing, what shame do you want me to have? To the late emperor?!"

"Yin'er..."

"Presumptuous! Xiao Shaochu, have you even forgotten the etiquette?!"

"It's the younger brother who overstepped, but—"

"Get out, I don't want to see your face for now!"

"Yin'er, don't get so angry..."

"Go away! Back then..."

As the battle between the two at the door escalated, I let out a barely audible sigh, closed my eyes and continued to push forward.

It's a pity that the corpse is not what you want to stand up, and you can stand up if you want to. When a severe and irresistible pain swept through my body again, I twitched and fell out of bed.

"... Imperial Physician, send it to the Imperial Physician!"

"Damn! He didn't die."

"You... What kind of heart do you have?"

"Yin'er... don't you understand my heart?"

"...I don't want to tell you this, you...blablabla..."

"Haven't you thought about it? If he died... blablabla..."

I was rolling around on the ground like fried rice with eggs, and the two idiots at the door were still acting awkward and arrogant, Nima, can you howl again for that person named "Yin'er" No throat, the imperial physician, the imperial physician... Let me die, damn it...

At least the corpse will not have any consciousness, and it will never be like me at this time, rolling on the ground in pain.

During the long wait, the so-called imperial physician finally came late, and very efficiently asked two eunuchs to hold me down, and then fed me a stomach full of numbness, and finally, I was carried to the bed again dying.

Time travel this time, I am very unlucky!

Leaving aside the unresolved issues of cultivation, as far as the current situation is concerned, it is really too painful.

What I entered this time was an antique world, and the status of the person who was traversed was still very noble, and he was a real prince.

But... But, this is not the point, the point is that the prince's JJ has been abolished.

Damn!Was scrapped!

I can't believe it!Are there any traversers from ancient times to the present who are more tragic than me? !

God knows that when I just woke up in this world, I was frightened by the pain of tearing my body, resisting the inhuman torture, and when I opened my pants with trembling hands... the tragic scene of egg shattering instantly killed me... no, it was dizziness.

When I woke up again, I was so stunned by the bloody cruel reality that I couldn't extricate myself.

Fortunately, although the egg is broken, the melon is still there, except for the blood in the stool when you relieve your hands at the beginning, it does not affect the function of the third emergency, but it is basically hopeless to regain the glory.

The pervert who dared to break the prince's eggs would naturally not be an ordinary person, that person is also a prince, and the elder brother of the original owner's mother and compatriot, named Xiao Shaochu.

As for why Xiao Shaochu abolished his younger brother's Shuogen, that would be a long story.

The background of this time and space is similar to the ancient Wuhuluanhua. The country I live in is called Xiao State, which is one of the most powerful regimes in the current international situation. The original owner has four sons. A master of administrative management, the second child, Xiao Shaochu, is good at fighting, and has the momentum of a generation of overlords. Although the fourth son, Xiao Shaochou, was born in the main palace, but he was born with a deficiency, mentally ill, and is a dementia.

No matter who thinks about it, they think that the king who is not much time will summon the reserve to the eldest child or the second child. Who knows, the original king issued a will just before the belch, which expressly stated that the throne will be passed on. The fourth child, Xiao Shao, was rewarded, and the third child, Xiao Shaowei, who had the rhythm of subjugation, became the regent. The civil and military affairs of the whole court were shocked, and the whole country was stunned.

Before the admonishers could react, they slammed their feet into the wall, and the king passed away.

The situation became complicated in an instant. If you want to let the demented child step down, but the first emperor just died, and he made such a fuss. That reputation is not good. It can be said to be an assistant, which is equivalent to cutting off his political career. Lu, after all, everyone knows that this idiot will step down sooner or later. If the throne is not long in the future, if it is a hindrance to the new king, it will have to make up for it. Do you still have to wear an official hat? !

Fortunately, the eldest child and the second child are very broad-minded and said that we brothers do not care about these things at all, and are willing to do our best to assist the new emperor to take office, and the ministers who have won the wind are relieved and tacitly agree As a form of obedience.

Hehe...Of course this can't be the truth, otherwise, I, the regent king, would have been crushed by Erwa? !

The truth is very simple. Against the background of this ever-changing national event, it seems particularly narrow and thin, and it breaks the lower limit and destroys the three views.

The truth is this, the eldest son is concerned about the country, has great ambitions, sympathizes with the people suffering from the war, and hopes that one day the country will be safe and peaceful. This beautiful mountain and river, hand in hand.

This was originally a danmei classic plot of brothers who are under the emperor and generals, but unfortunately, a cannon fodder was inserted, that is "I", the third baby Xiao Shaowei.

Xiao Shaowei and Xiao Shaochu were close relatives of the same father and mother, so they should be closer than other people, and Xiao Shaowei is indeed very dependent on this mother's elder brother, and it can even be said to admire him.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Shaochu hated him very much, and would walk around whenever he came across him.

Xiao Shaowei's heart was very unbalanced, very sad, he drank his sorrows every day, indulged in sheng and dance, was intoxicated in the gentle village and did not want to wake up, he was fine before, no one controlled him, but later the emperor hiccupped his fart, and appointed him as the regent Wang, this prevented him from indulging in wine and sex and indulging in sorrow, so the depressed Xiao Shaowei was reprimanded by Xiao Shaoyin who "has the world in his heart and has both talent and virtue" on the first day of the court, and was humiliated by Xiao Shaoyin. Shao Weiruo would have bowed his head obediently to be scolded in the usual way, but Xiao Shaochu was there that day, and it was his first time to participate in the government affairs as the regent. The jealous rival in love couldn't control his emotions for a while, so he used his status as regent to suppress the other party.

Xiao Shao didn't want to see him at first, but now he sees that "cowardly, incompetent, licentious and useless" he has robbed the power of the person he admires, and even intends to bully him. Thunder and anger have long been aroused in his heart, and he couldn't control it, so he flew into the air With one kick, Xiao Shaowei's egg was kicked into pieces under the watchful eyes of all civil and military officials.

Then, I became Xiao Shaowei.

Hehe, the world is really hostile to me.

"...Third brother, are you okay?"

In a trance, a face with clear eyebrows and worried eyes suddenly appeared above my line of sight. I held back the pain and called out weakly: "Brother Dahuang."

The man seemed to have finally breathed a sigh of relief, his frown relaxed, and he said to himself: "It seems that there is no problem."

Lying in a big slot!

Which eye of yours is okay to see me? !

Can Shuogen be harmless without Shugen?It's okay for you to go and show me!

I clenched my fist tightly, resisting the urge to hit someone, gritted my teeth and replied, "Oh, it's really all right, but it's just such a trivial matter as a eunuch."

Hearing this, the man frowned again, and his face darkened. He stared at me for a long time, and then said word by word: "Why should the third brother hide his words? It is indeed Shaochu's fault, and he regrets it now. Since he was willing to receive a punishment of [-] whippings, he is still lying on the sickbed and cannot get up. I ordered him to be grounded for three months, and all the positions he held during the period were cancelled. I hope that the third brother will read it for the sake of his mother and compatriots, and forgive him this time. .”

I was so angry when I heard it, I almost thought that my three views were not correct, otherwise why I could understand every word he said, but I couldn't understand it together?

Could it be that he naively thought that the vengeance of the useless can be overcome by taking a hundred lashes and then taking a three-month holiday and not coming to work to recover from his injuries?

What's more, Xiao Shaoyin's words are too fake, I heard him flirting with Xiao Shaochu at the door just now, why can't he get out of bed?

I know I should calm down now!calm!No matter how calm you are, after all, you are new here, and many things have not been clarified yet, but at the moment I really can't help it, if this body is broken legs or blind, I can still bear it, but such things as broken eggs are too much!Although it is not my body, but now I feel the same way!I didn't find fault with you, I'm well-bred, but his grandma, you still come to disgust me, this is absolutely unbearable!

I took a deep breath, relieved the tightness in my chest, and then replied in a straight voice: "It's not that I don't want to forgive him, and it's not that I don't care about brotherhood, but I think everything should be fair." , since I have been treated like this, this life is ruined, you actually think that a hundred lashes can be paid off by a three-month rest? Not to mention that you are full of lies, saying that he can't get out of bed yet, did I just listen to Wrong conversation between the two of you? Since he has the energy to say 'how is he not dead', how can he be so weak to get out of bed?"

Xiao Shaoyin's eyes were strange, and he stared at me for a long time as if he had just met me for the first time, before he said in a deep voice, "Then what is the third brother going to do?"

I knew that the other party was beginning to suspect, so I put on the original owner's usual aloof and arrogant look, glanced at him disdainfully, and said: "This is between me and him, when is it your turn to intervene? Do you think Who are you? It’s just a few years older than me. Calling you the emperor’s brother is to think highly of you. Don’t take yourself too seriously. If you say a hundred lashes, you will be lashed a hundred? If you say three months of confinement is three months?”

"Brother Huang is quite self-assessed, but are you the regent or me?"

Every time I said a word, Xiao Shaoyin's face darkened, and now it is completely dark.

"As for how I want to punish him, I don't need to bother you, Brother Huang. I'll ask someone to take him into custody temporarily. After my injury is almost recovered, I'll deal with it separately."

Xiao Shaoyin probably got angry with me, he stood up with a huff, and his gentle face like a dog disappeared, he left a sentence "I wish the third brother a speedy recovery" and walked away.

I twitched the corners of my mouth, turned over carefully and continued to sleep, not half happy in my heart.