Picking up soap in a harmonious world

Shen Yu and I finally sat down at a sparsely populated barbecue stand.

The boss ran over with a pen and paper in his hands,

"What do you two want?"

I ignored the boss and stared at Shen Yu directly: "Are you treating me?"

Shen Yu hummed.

I turned my head quickly, "Boss, I want twenty lamb kebabs, ten chicken kidneys, ten shiitake mushrooms, two green vegetables, and two bottles of beer."

"Hey! Okay." The boss wrote on the paper flamboyantly.

"What do you want?" I turned to him and asked.

"…casual."

"Boss, he's the same as me, he adds everything he just said, but the beer is fine."

After the owner of the barbecue stall twisted his bloated body and left, Shen Yu took off his peaked cap that could not cover anything at all.

I was a little contemptuous: "As for you!"

"It's more recognizable than you anyway."

"..." Well, I almost forgot that this body was once an entertainment star.

The beer was delivered quickly. I picked up a cheap disposable plastic cup and poured him a cup, then took a cigarette from my pocket and handed it to him.

Two rough guys at a barbecue booth, a glass of beer and a cigarette.

Then talk about women, talking about colleagues and bosses, these idiots, men's friendship is often created in this way, although I don't like to talk about women, but my nature can't be changed.

This spicy barbecue smell mixed with the smell of stinky tofu from the sewer reminded me of the wretched time when I was a freshman and Shaobing wore big pants and ate and drank at the school gate.

familiar...

"...So, there must be a war between our country and Japan, the United States, South Korea and North Korea!"

After talking for a long time, my mouth was dry and I just picked up a bottle of beer and gulped it down.

"Well said!" My wonderful speech attracted the boss's onlookers. He applauded excitedly and interjected: "Heroes see the same thing, but I think so, Bangziguo... blah blah blah..."

The more I listen, the more amazed I am. This kind of clear understanding of the international situation seems to be a must-have skill for every barbecue stall owner. I remember that the last time I relied on my mouth to convince me that it was the barbecue seller at the school gate. of Xinjiang compatriots.

After a fierce rebuttal, I asked the boss for two more mutton skewers.

At this time, I belatedly realized that Shen Yu never said a single word from the beginning to the end.

……

silence……

silence……

Well, it seems that Shen Yu and I are really not from the same world, no matter in the broad or narrow sense.

"I can't see, you who were expelled from high school still have this ability?"

Just when I thought the other party would be silent until the end of the show, this sentence came.

"..." Forget it, don't bother with him, lest I start talking about it sometimes, hehe, I'm afraid you will feel inferior and grab the head.

"Are you... are you okay with me?" He suddenly raised his eyes to look at me with a strange look on his face.

Egg hurts, please forgive me!Where did this trouble come from?

If I refuse you, will I walk away without paying?

Seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, I lowered my head and pondered for a while, and tried to explain in a gentle and euphemistic tone: "Brother Yu, don't keep making fun of me, I'm already with Ouyang. Well, cheating is not my habit."

Hearing this, he smiled instead of anger, but there was a faint mockery in the corners of his eyes and eyebrows.

"You really think he likes you?" Shen Yu smiled and shook her head, "To him, you are just a plaything. It may be cruel to you to say that, but the truth is often like this."

I used my chopsticks to poke the remaining minced meat on the plate, a little absent-mindedly, "Even if this is the case, I hope the truth will come out from the mouth of the person involved."

"I hope you won't regret it then."

"At least I don't regret it now."

"It's okay if you don't come with me. It's okay to come and play, right? Are you sure Ouyang can satisfy you by himself?"

Accompanied by these extremely obscene words, my hand was suddenly held down, and when I looked up, his eyes were nakedly full of aggression.

The boss who just walked over with a plate of meat skewers might have been blinded by the scene of love, put down the barbecue tremblingly, and ran away happily like a grass mud horse brother.

I slapped my hand a few times without success, but the other party refused to let go: "Believe it or not... I can do it for you if I can do it here."

I'm horrified, if this kind of thing really happens, it's not me who will leave a lifetime of shadows, but this innocent barbecue stand owner!

It's not easy for people to get up early and work late, and for the rise of China, they have to find time to read newspapers and news broadcasts to familiarize themselves with major national events and cultivate each guest's political outlook.

No, I will never let Shen Yu, a beast, destroy the hope of a country, the pillar of the nation!

My eyes were fixed on the other party, and the other party was also stared at me, like a silent move between masters, until a strange ringtone broke the deadlock.

Such a tasteless ringtone certainly didn't come from my cell phone.

Shen Yu frowned, hesitated for a while, and finally gave up confronting me, and picked up the phone.

I jumped up as if amnesty, and shouted to the boss loudly: "Boss, come to visit again next time, I will ask him to pay the money."

After all, I didn't dare to yell any more, and ran away at the speed of the 100-meter sprint in the physical education class test.

Shen Yu's joyous "shit" came faintly from behind.

Fortunately, I didn't wear the ticket inspector's uniform when I went to support the scene that day. Shen Yu probably didn't know that I was working there, and it saved me from worrying every day.

Compared with Shen Yu's threat, I still care more about Han Zhao.

He's the real bomb, and it's the untimed kind.

After a brief contact with Ouyang Rui, I only know a part of his living habits, and I don't have a clue about the most precious treasure mentioned by the alien bear child.

No... If there is still a clue, such as the photo that impressed me.

Like the necklace of rings around his neck.

However, does that thing really have the ability to tear space?

If not, if I stole something from someone else, they wouldn't turn me over to the Public Security Bureau?

A more important question is how to improve Han Cho's ability if he does not go through hypnosis. If his ability does not improve, will he be taken there after tearing the space?

If Han Cho stayed in this world, but I was brought into another world, it would form a strange cycle.

Han Cho and I were in World A at the beginning. In World A, I obstructed Han Cho in every possible way, and finally tore apart the space and went to World B, and he stayed in A.Because of my departure, no one stopped Han Choo from making meat toilets, so his abilities improved, and he tore apart the space to go to World B. At that time, I went to World C again, and Han Choo came to World C smoothly without being stopped. World, at that time I went to the D world again...

Does this... make sense? !

Wow, this terrorist must be taken away!

Worried, I received another call from the masked lover.

"...a birthday party? Okay, I see."

Nima, it's really a blessing, and a misfortune never comes singly.

Damn it, whether it's early or late, it happens to be my birthday when I just finished receiving my first month's salary!

The location is actually set up in Liuxie Jindu, what a vicious boyfriend who doesn't care about his lover's feelings!

The complaints are the complaints, but the gift still needs to be prepared... Well, what should I give?

lighter?Nothing new.

tie?Also very boring.

clothing?Will it be too weird?

car?It's probably useless for him to come with a motorcycle or something.

... Sigh, I really want to go to the vegetable market to pick up two catties of pork and send it over.

Standing in front of the gate of Liuxie Jindu again, my mood is complicated and emotional.

The first time I came here, I traveled by taxi and hiked through mountains and rivers to come here, and I was ruthlessly searched by the doorman for my pure body.

However, when he left, he was covered in scars.

The second time I came, I was picked up by Ouyang Rui's driver. Before I approached the door, the doormen on both sides rushed to push the door for me.

I looked around with a bit of arrogance, but was disappointed to find that the mixed-race doorman from last time was not there.

With this feeling of loss, I walked into the banquet hall.

The lights are bright and magnificent, the clothes are fragrant and the temples are shadowed, and the cups and cups are intertwined.

All kinds of delicacies are placed on the long table, gentlemen and ladies in twos and threes are talking and laughing softly, everyone is well dressed and behaves elegantly.

Just opened a door, but I saw another dimension - the world of local tyrants.

Although everyone here looks very noble and beautiful, the most eye-catching one is the protagonist Ouyang Rui.

He is wearing a silver-gray suit today, the hair on his forehead is all combed back, his facial features are becoming more three-dimensional and deep, even when he is smiling, he is pursing his lips tightly, against the unbuttoned snow-white shirt, there is a kind of abstinence beauty.

I have to praise him, as a president-level figure, he looks upright enough.

"What? Seeing that your lover has seen God."

The joking voice was eerily familiar, and my scalp was numb, and my heart was full of distress.

Bite the bullet and turn around, I reluctantly greeted Shen Yu.

"You left without waiting for me that day. Isn't it cruel for a birthday star?"

Shen Yu bent down and whispered next to my ear, her posture was intimate but not obscene, others would probably think that two familiar friends were talking about something intimate.

Birthday?

Is it this guy's birthday that day?

……

Well, I finally understood his mania at the time. If it was my birthday, someone almost stabbed me, and I went to eat supper with my friends but had to pay for it myself. If I rave about political and military history, I will definitely smear the other party's face.

But, those who don't know are innocent, can you be so arrogant?

Just as I was about to apologize, a dodging black figure jumped into my sight unexpectedly.

I was so startled that my heart almost stopped, shit, who can tell me why Han Choo appeared in such a place? !

What about security?Where's the doorman?Are you all hypnotized?

correct!Ouyang Rui!

I quickly looked in the direction of Ouyang Rui, but I couldn't find him.

Nima!It was there just now!

No matter, let's chase after Han Cho first.

I didn't care about Shen Yu, so I ran in the direction of Han Zhao.

"You—" Shen Yu's frightened and angry face flashed past my eyes, and before I could explain too much, I chased that figure to the second floor.

Unfortunately, they lost track of each other.

I was so anxious that I couldn't pee anymore, I took out my phone and called Ouyang Rui.

"The user you are dialing has switched off..."