On the Cultivation of Alien Sceptics

Chapter 14 "One, Two, Three, Wooden Man" - I am already a wooden man, I can't move!

Although Yan Mu loves to make noise and fool around, he really has a bit of artistic talent.For him, traveling in mountains and rivers is a spiritual journey to discover beauty and seek beauty.

Now in Qianweifang, he has found his feeling.

Qianweifang has a three-story structure. The first floor is the lobby and kitchen for welcoming guests, and the second floor is twelve boxes. The names of the ancient Decembers are still used—Ruiyue, Huayue, Tongyue, Meiyue, and May. , Heyue, Lanyue, Guiyue, Juyue, Yangyue, Guyue, and Shuangyue are very ancient and moving. On the third floor, there is a wine cabinet and a large box with a lake view reserved only for the Zhang family members.

Qianweifang is a typical reincarnation of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, with blue brick cornices, gray tiles and red columns, wooden lattice doors, wooden furniture, simple and elegant, atmospheric yet stylish, pursuing the beauty of natural innocence and natural carvings, as long as you walk in, It can make people forget the worldly worries.

No wonder it is so popular, good view, good house, good food and good wine, how can we not make people flock to it?

The three of them were sitting in the big box, and the cold dishes had already been served. The three of them didn't let the waiter serve in the box, they just picked up the wine glasses and poured themselves a drink.

Red wine paired with delicacies is as comfortable as it can be.

"I really want to live here forever." Yan Mu opened his mouth first, "It's really a beautiful place."

"Are you willing to let go of your world of mortals, beauties and families, luxury cars and mansions?" Zhuang Tai complained first after listening to Yan Mu's words.

"That's right, tranquility is tranquility, beauty is beauty, without those mortal worlds, I will lose my motivation to live!" After thinking about it carefully, Yan Mu nodded.

"Eat yours, I have to go home early." Zhang Chuqian urged.

"Please take care of me!"

"Please take care of me!"

The two spoke in unison.

"Everyone goes back to his own house, each finds his own mother." Zhang Chuqian refused.

"Please, if we go home, you understand." The two couldn't help shaking as they thought about all the horrible tortures they had suffered when they returned home.

"Then go to your own villa or apartment." Of course Zhang Chuqian would not be fooled by the cuteness of the two.

"A person is afraid!" Zhuang Tai reacted quickly.

"The two of you are also scared!" Yan Mu naturally answered.

"When you go to my house, you can only sleep with Benny and Xiao Xiao. There is no bedroom." Zhang Chuqian, who can only compromise with the two live treasures, feels that he is too useless.

"It's okay, we can sleep on the sofa on the floor." The two were very excited.

In fact, the most important thing is to stay at Zhang Chuqian's house, where you can see the beautiful Lan Qianqiu, and you can eat all kinds of delicious food. Sleeping has become secondary.

It doesn't matter if they share a room with Benny, because Benny's room is much cleaner and more hygienic than their dormitory.So Zhang Chuqianya is also a masochist, not enough to be a school bully, and he also raised a dog, as if he wanted to take care of his son, so he let him raise it for two or three years.

The three of them ate and drank well outside, because they drank some wine, so they called the driver to help drive the three of them back to Zhang Chuqian's apartment downstairs.

It was late at night, and Benny had already fallen asleep in his exclusive position.Only Xiao Xiao was still sitting on the sofa watching the TV series quietly.

The TV series is about family affection. At this time, the little girl finally found her mother after all the hard work, and she was crying all kinds of things in her mother's arms.The young mother also reached out to stroke the little girl's hair, her eyes were slightly moist.

Xiao Xiao inevitably fell into his own melancholy.

He left, did my mother look for her in various ways?However, he was not his mother's real son. He not only wanted to make his mother and the one he loves happy together for a lifetime, but also gave her a real son.

"Wow! What did I see?" A strange voice suddenly sounded from the door.

Xiao Xiao quickly jumped off the sofa.

"Was that little Hu just now watching TV? I really don't have eyesight!" The voice continued.

"I turned on the TV. I was afraid that the two of them would be bored at home, so they would turn on the TV casually when they went out. Zhuang Tai, you can let me go." Zhang Chuqian's voice sounded coldly.

Along the way, he was squeezed in the middle by Zhuang Tai and Yan Mu, so crowded that he almost vomited blood.

"Brother Chu raises animals differently." Zhuang Tai complimented him all kinds of things, fearing that Zhang Chuqian would drive him out of the house in a fit of anger.It was so late, he didn't have a car, and he only had his card with him, and the weather was still cold, so he didn't dare to go out casually.

Xiao Xiao had already reached Zhang Chuqian's feet, and when Zhang Chuqian bent down, he jumped into Zhang Chuqian's arms.

Now, he misses Lan Qianqiu ten years later.

After turning off the TV and sending Xiaoha to Beni's bedroom, Zhang Chuqian threw the two sets of pajamas from the closet on the sofa, said good night, and ignored Zhuang Tai and Yan Mu.

The two looked at each other, looked at the sofa in front of them, and jumped up quickly.In the end, Yan Mu got the right to live on the sofa because of his proximity.

There was nothing he could do about the situation, so he had to take the initiative to go to Benny's bedroom to find tools for making floor coverings.

For this place, they are familiar with the road, and they already know where everything is.It's a pity that Zhang Chuqian's furry person just doesn't want to sleep in the same bed with others, and he can't even sleep in the same room at night.

After Zhuang Tai and Yan Mu freshened up, they just slept on the sofa and the floor.

When the two woke up, the sky was bright.Yan Mu sat up from the sofa first, still a little confused.

The TV in the living room was already playing a vulgar romantic drama, and a little husky was sitting in front of the TV.After the fright last night, he was able to calmly ignore it. He got off the sofa and stretched out his foot to remind Zhuang Tai.

After the two finished washing and washing, they saw Zhang Chuqian's message on the coffee table. Their breakfast was on the table, and they were asked to heat it up. They would buy vegetables at noon.If the two want to hang out instead of staying at home, the key is in the closet in Penny's bedroom.

The two discussed it and decided not to go out. After breakfast, they lay on the sofa and played with their mobile phones and continued to fall asleep.

It wasn't until the sound of the door opening that he turned his head in slow motion.

At the door stood two goddesses, Lan Qianqiu.

So all of a sudden, it was like a chicken blood, one went to get the vegetables, and the other jumped over to carry the bag, as attentive as you can be.

"Let me go to the kitchen first." Of course Lan Qianqiu didn't let them succeed, she avoided them and turned into the kitchen.He walked out after waiting for things to be put away.

"A-Tai, Mu Mu, long time no see, you don't want to hang out with me when you come." Lan Qianqiu greeted with a smile.

"Please, don't call me by my nickname in the past, it's too vulgar and affects my image in girls' hearts!" Both Yan Mu and Zhuang Tai stepped forward and hugged Lan Qianqiu, and Yan Mu complained about his nickname by the way .

"How could it not be called? This is too commemorative, isn't it? Wood~~ Why is Wood moving around?" Zhuang Tai laughed while clapping his hands.

The nickname of wood comes from an interesting incident in childhood.

At that time, Zhuang Tai and Yan Mu's brothers took them to Zhang's house as guests, and it happened that the three brothers and sisters of Lan's family were also playing in Zhang's house.After several people introduced each other, they decided to play the game together.

Of course, the hardworking elders wanted to discuss matters, so they entrusted Zhuang Tai, Yan Mu, Zhang Chuqian and Lan Qianqiu to Lan Qiandong, the second child of the Lan family, to lead them.

Artists are different from childhood.When the rich second generation played simulation cars and games since they were young, he didn't pay attention to them, but he was interested in civilian games.

This day he taught them his new game.

"One, two, three, wooden people."

The rules of the game are very simple. One person is the host, and other children are behind. When the host calls one, two, three, they can move around in various ways, but when they call a wooden man, they must remain motionless like a wooden man.

When everyone understood, Lan Qiandong ran back to the study alone to read, and the bunch of radishes were thrown in the courtyard.

When the brothers finished talking and returned to the courtyard, they saw everyone gathered in a circle, chattering.

After walking forward, I realized that Yan Mu observed the wooden man to the end, saying that since he became a wooden man, of course he couldn't move.So he sat on the stone bench and stood motionless in front of the wooden man, refusing to listen to anyone's persuasion. In the end, Lan Qiandong came back and said that the wooden man's game was over, so he moved his numb legs in a daze, and said something with a mournful face. Neither is fun.

Because Yanmu's Mu and Mumu's Mu have the same pronunciation, everyone has firmly remembered the nickname of Mumu since then.

It's a pity that every time the joyful name of Xiaomu is mentioned, Yan Mu either violently suppresses it or is arrogant and awkward, and now only Lan Qiandong and Lan Qianqiu brothers and sisters can joke a few words.

"Hahahahaha, how stupid and cute you were back then, it's unbelievable how you changed completely when you grew up." Zhuang Tai laughed at him without sympathy.

"By the way, have you contacted my second brother recently? If you are in the same college, you should have more opportunities to meet each other." Lan Qianqiu asked.

"No, no, the second brother of the Lan family is a genius. He is busy painting and teaching every day. I, who fish for three days and post on the net for two days, dare not bother him." Yan Mu denied it very quickly, seeming Very guilty.

Lan Qianqiu blinked and blinked her big eyes, very curious: "I just asked if you have met before and didn't say anything, why are you denying it so soon."

"Hehehe, hahaha, no... Well, I was caught by the second brother of the Lan family several times and I didn't go to class. I was taught a hard lesson for a month. Look, didn't I come to you as soon as I got out of the sea of ​​suffering? ?” Yan Mu felt like crying.

The second brother of the Lan family is simply his natural enemy.

Zhuang Tai on the side was already leaning forward and backward with laughter: "You didn't go for the second brother of the Lan family at that time, you said that there are people in the court who are easy to handle. Hahahahahaha, you have suffered bad results. I just told you Go to Beijing Normal University with me... During your one-month confinement, I made appointments with many girls."

"Go, go, go, make trouble." Yan Mu blushed, and kicked Zhuang Tai onto the sofa.

It's a pity that Zhuang Tai still couldn't stop laughing.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

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Xiao Xiao (holding the script): Wow, sister Lan likes Zuo Anji with a paralyzed face, no matter how you look at it, brother Chu Qian is a hundred times more handsome than Zuo Anji.He is gentle, rich and has good cooking skills!

Zhang Chuqian (touching Xiao Xiao's head): Because the author said I belong to you!

Xiao Xiao (blushing).

Lan Qianqiu (looking up at the sky at a 45° angle): Is it wrong for me to like Zuo Anji?We are a happy couple, except that we can only get together for ten days 360 days a year!

Zuo Anji (face paralyzed): ...