[Touken Ranbu] Wisteria

#06

Hello everyone, I am Lu Jiang, a god judge who likes to die.

Why do you ask me why I say that?

That’s right, although I didn’t promise that undead god judge last night to cleanse her of the fallen aura of the fallen sword men in Honmaru, and I didn’t promise that she would definitely ask the government for help... But in the end I went to talk to the government about it.

Originally, I had already hypnotized myself that I couldn't do it, and I was just a good-for-nothing witch so I shouldn't mind my own business, but I didn't expect to wake up in the morning and see Mikazuki Zongjin who was preparing for the battle.

——What a beautiful swordsman that is.

He should always be smiling, always be as bright and flawless as the bright moon, and always use those eyes that hide the bright moon to watch the world, instead of losing his eyes like Mikazuki Sokichi in Honmaru, the undead god judge, with a desperate death on his body gas.

So after I greeted Tsurumaru, I went to the time government with a smiling face Qingjiang, and submitted an investigation report on the dark Honmaru.

— This caused me a big problem.

In fact, I was mentally prepared before submitting the report.The current government's practice of using whoever can catch it has been known since I became a god judge, and it is also because of their practice that I did not agree to the request of the undead god judge.It's not easy for a good-for-nothing like me to get out of trouble.

"Sankai Yuezong is really a disaster..."

Flipping through the task information released by the government at that time, I pouted with mixed emotions.

"My lord is really a contradictory person."

"why?"

"Hmm..." Smiling Qing Jiang stroked his chin and smiled meaningfully, "Why?"

Rubbing my hair, I irritatedly threw the document bag containing the mission information into the smiling Qing Jiang's arms and strode towards the door.

"I really regret it, it's so troublesome."

Shouting "pain, pain, pain", while carefully collecting the papers that were about to fall out into the file bag, Qing Jiang with a smiling face followed behind his own god-inspector without answering.He knew that the judge in his family was just talking. From the time he made a decision in the morning to when the government came here until now, his lord has said the same thing countless times.

"It's really troublesome." I walked through the passage and stood in front of the gate of my Honmaru, and said with a sigh, "I'm a good-for-nothing shrine maiden now... I'm not good at this kind of thing at all."

"Yeah, I know very well that you are a good-for-nothing witch." Smiling Qing Jiang pushed open the door of Honmaru, and stared at me with deep eyes, "But why do you keep repeating this sentence, as if- —”

"It's like hypnotizing yourself."

The hand that took the file bag froze slightly, and I didn't speak.

"My lord, we all follow you sincerely."

"Just keep that in mind."

Pushing the stray strands of hair behind my ears, I took a deep breath to calm myself down.Although I don't know the reason, the smiling Qingjiang definitely wouldn't say such a thing for no reason.I don’t care when Higakiri said it to me, and I can still ignore it when Smiling Qingjiang talks to me, but if there is someone who says this to me next time…

Then I probably have to think about why they said that.

"What if I can't remember?"

I took off the coat that I stole while the mustache was cut out in the morning and threw it on the smiling Qingjiang, I put on a look of indifference.There are some things that I never intend to let these Fusangshen know. No matter how humble they are, they are always aloft gods and should be respected.Although I'm just a good-for-nothing priestess, I was once an orthodox priestess at any rate, and I'm clear about things that other god judges don't know.

The so-called gods... are not simple existences at all.

In many places, even ghosts can be worshiped as gods, and many gods are enshrined, which even makes people wonder why they should be enshrined.Kutsu Nichigami, who are usually enshrined together, and Kutsu Nichigami in Naobi-shin are a typical example. This god can only bring disasters, but people have to dedicate their sincerity to him.

"If the lord can't remember... I can't help it."

Looking at the only eye exposed by the smiling face Qingjiang, I frowned and didn't understand why he said that.In my impression, the gods are all one-sided guys.

--Annoy people.

"Oh? Isn't this my coat? Why is it here?"

Behold the nasty guy is back!It seems to be specially pinching the point to come back to grab the bag!

"My lord threw it to me."

"Shouldn't you explain it to me?"

Turning his head stiffly, the first thing he saw was Hidekiri's bright smiling face.It was really brilliant, as if he was the one with the brightest smile in the whole world, and the one with the background of blooming flowers couldn't be more terrifying.

"Hahaha, did the main hall do something bad, grandpa, I can protect you."

It's definitely a lie... Sanriyue Zongjin is obviously a fusangshen who fears the world will not be chaotic!Don't think I don't know!

"I received a lot of good things during this trip, I'll sort it out with Xiao Guli first."

"……why me."

"Candlestick cut, do you dare to look at me! Don't you want to save me!... Please save me, I'm really afraid that I will be cut off by mustaches—"

"Afraid of being caught by me?"

——It's over, I forgot that the Lord is still staring at me and asking me to explain.

"I'm back as a general. I didn't get injured this time."

Trying to ignore Fusangshin who was smiling brilliantly behind me, I rubbed Shinano Toshiro's hair and praised him.In the first few days when I first came to Honmaru, every time the child came back from the battle, he ran to seek comfort with injuries, which made me very worried.I talked to him about it once when I was in the hand, and after that he would try to avoid getting hurt.

"I'm back—with Xiaopan."

"Bodo, you are so kind, you know that I may not be able to afford New Year's money if I am poor, right?"

"New Year's money is New Year's money."

Staring at Hakata Toshiro's stern face, I had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​snatching Xiaosan from him.That was simply impossible. It would be even more impossible to snatch the judge from Bodo than secretly throwing the documents into the pond.

"Anyway, welcome back, everyone has worked hard."

Greeting everyone with a smile while holding the file bag, I ran towards my room as fast as I could, and then locked the door without any pause.

After all, I am already very proficient at running away. As a death-loving judge, if I don't have the skill of running away, I will die very quickly.

"It's useless for you to hide."

"Haven't you heard that 36 tricks are the best strategy! Hikiri, let me tell you that your credit with me has been lost! Even if I believe that I won't hit me for sleeping with Fujishiro, I don't believe you! "

After confirming again and again that there is no problem with the door lock, I walked to my desk with confidence and spread the paper all over the table. However, when I sat down and prepared to carefully plan the task attention points, there was a sound of the lock being split at the door.

...I suddenly panicked.

"As I said, it's useless for you to hide."

"Can you explain why I have 'Red Deer' written on the back of my coat?"

"Obviously I wrote very small, how can you see clearly——"

"Ah? Is it really a red deer?"

"... Mustache! Cut!"

As Mustache, who was holding up his coat and staring at my face with a smile, approached my table step by step, I panicked and hid under the table, hoping that the other party would let me go.

—Obviously, this is impossible.

"Then please take 'Red Deer' with you for a few days?"

"Higakiri-sama, your lord has a lot, please let me go, I was wrong, I will never do this again, woohoo, it's embarrassing to sway with two words..."

If I have a time machine, I will definitely write those two characters smaller.

It's a pity that if he was discovered this time, he might not be able to write on his clothes so easily next time.

Alas, miscalculation.

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