[Touken Ranbu] Wisteria

#01

"Can you explain why it appears in... my brother's quilt?"

Hello everyone, my name is Lujiang, and I used to be a priestess at a shrine in a small remote village, but I left that small village a year ago to work for the current government.

Yes, I became a judge.

And as of today, I have been in office for a year.

However, it was not until today that I collected all the swords.

Well, I'm an interrogator from Africa, I know.

The one who smiled terribly in front of me was one of Honmaru's valets—Higakiri.

"What are you thinking? Oh, oh, are you going to admit your mistake?"

"No, no, I implore your lord to forgive my sins a lot! I will not dare to do it next time!"

The thing is like this, I have a bad habit of holding things when I sleep at night.Originally, this was nothing, a pillow can solve it.But ever since I discovered that Fusangshen took human form, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, which is the most perfect thing to regulate temperature. I abandoned the pillow that had accompanied me for many years and threw myself into the arms of Fusangshen.

Well, I really hugged them to sleep.

"That's what you said last time, did you forget it so soon?"

"Of course——I haven't forgotten it!" Although I feel guilty for answering this way, what is more terrifying than guilty conscience is the mustache cutting knife!

It's strange to say, I don't know why, but most of the fusangshen in my pill don't want to sleep with me.I asked my friend Sayo before, she often sleeps with Fu Sangshen and no one has any objections.I have never done anything outrageous to Fusangshen in my Honmaru, I just wanted to hug them to cool down or keep warm.

Is it because you are afraid that you will not be able to resist the temptation of my figure?

Not really... After all, these fusangshen bodies have existed for so long, and women with perfect bodies like me have seen many of them, not to mention that they might have heard something they shouldn't hear .

After all, it is a sword, so it is natural to carry it close to your body for self-defense.

"Oh, but your promise is not sincere at all."

"I'm sorry... next time I will definitely not sneak into the bed of Kagemaru, I'll sleep between you two, okay—"

"It seems that you really want to try how sharp I am."

To be honest, I can't understand the fact that Higakiri can always put the knife on my neck before I can react. After all, even Hasebe can't have this speed. How did he do it? ?

But now is not the time to think about this issue, life-saving is the most important thing.

"I was wrong, I won't sleep between the two of you." Next time, go directly to sleep, you hum!

Seeing the way Higakiri sheathed the knife in satisfaction, I knew the alarm had been lifted for the time being.He seemed in a good mood anyway, and maybe now was a good time to ask a question.

"Speaking of which, Hishikiri, you can always draw the knife before I dodge, even Hasebe can't do it."

Higakiri smiled as usual but did not answer my question directly. I was wondering why he couldn’t speak when he took out a stack of documents from nowhere: “Tsurumaru-kun asked me to give it to you yesterday, please be sure to It’s all done, I’ll accompany you until you’re done, anyway, who the hell...ah Mashoumaru and I have switched jobs.”

Stable Maru... "Don't think that I don't know that you just want to bully Kagemaru. Our Honmaru doesn't have a sword that I have never heard of like Stable Maru."

"Maybe so."

"You say what you are, what about Tsurumaru?"

"Your memory seems to be worse than mine."

When Hikiri mentioned Tsurumaru's appearance, I didn't react for a while.Tsurumaru and Higiri are the two strongest knives in my Honmaru, and they are also the two valets who take care of me.Generally speaking, the two of them will not play, so that they can prevent emergencies.

Then why did Tsurumaru...?

"It's been very uneven recently." Saying so, Higiri handed the paperwork to me, "What do you remember?"

Probably don't remember anything.

But it's okay to think so in my heart, if I really say that, I will probably be chopped off by mustache, right?

"Sister, sleep. Please don't worry, I will remember what I should remember."

"I think the First Phase Hall will be happy to talk to you about the safety of Awataguchi's room."

"No... please let me go, the previous issue has already thrown me into the pond, you really want to murder me, who will be responsible if you catch a cold!"

Yes you read that right.I once fell asleep holding a dagger in Awataguchi's room in the middle of the night, and I was thrown into the pond in Honmaru by Yiqi Yixin, who came to round the house because I was worried.Although I didn't catch a cold because of my good physique, the temperature in winter is tormenting no matter what.

Sometimes I wonder if I created this homimum alone, otherwise why doesn't everyone have the slightest respect for me?I haven't done anything other than cuddling them to sleep...

Not counting the God Judge who abducted other Honmaru.

Thinking of this, I sat at my desk and opened the paperwork that Higakiri handed over.Handling paperwork is a very troublesome thing, so I usually leave it to my two very reliable valets.Generally speaking, Tsurumaru is responsible for dealing with the part about the sword man, and Hikiri is responsible for dealing with the issues related to the god judge himself.

And the part that Higakiri handed over to me was obviously not Tsurumaru's responsibility.

He raised his head and looked at Hidekiri, smiling as usual, as if he didn't know the content of the document.

But this is impossible.

"Higakiri, can you explain?"

"Or are you trying to use this to warn me?"

"How could it be? It's just that the government intervened this time. I want to remind you." He reached out and tapped twice on the table, his mustache cut very seriously, "It's not that we don't know some things, but we pretend to be ignorant." .”

Putting down the paperwork in my hand, I rested my chin in one hand and picked up a pen in the other hand to write and draw on the paperwork.

"What are you talking about, we Honmaru have no bedtime, and I never force you to do anything. If you have such a relaxed and happy life in Honmaru, you will all fall into darkness and create a dark Honmaru...I have nothing to say."

But the difference between my current life and that of Dark Honmaru doesn't seem too big?

Depressedly playing with his hair, apart from Kuroko Honmaru, I don't think there are many people who can be hated by their own swords as god judges.

Showing his usual smile again, Higakiri put the main body sword on the desk: "Well, a leisurely life is better. We will always follow you."

"What do you want to do, just let go and do it."

When I heard him say that, I couldn't believe it.Higakiri, who has been yelling at me all this time, even shutting me out of Honmaru and not letting me in, actually let me go and do what I want to do? !

"Then can I hold you to sleep tonight?"

"If you want, of course you can. I will tell my brother, please get ready."

I bowed my head and pretended that I was reading the document seriously. For the sake of my name's safety, I'd better give up this dangerous thought.I know about Kagemaru's brother-in-law, if it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't have thought of picking up Mustache and going home as soon as possible.

Speaking of which... why did Higiri become my valet?Until now, there was only Tsurumaru.

I can't remember at all.

Sure enough, it's a curse, incomplete memory or something.

"Nah mustache."

"Yes?"

"I am now... do I really exist?"

"Need me to testify to you that you bleed."

"No, I see."

Maybe it's all my illusion, I still remember everything that happened at that time, not to mention that the prisoner was caught in the end.

Not my fault, none of my business.

After processing the paperwork as quickly as possible, I yawned.No matter how much or how little this kind of boring thing is, it is boring, and it is obviously not time to sleep, but it is swept away by sleepiness.

"Very sleepy……"

In a daze, he rubbed onto Hidekiri's body and hugged him, even if he was beaten afterwards, it didn't matter.Now……

Let me sleep well and have sweet dreams.

-------------------