Be silly, Grandpa will transform!

When Honey Badger's wealthy little head popped out of that burrow, all the people from various countries waiting on the side of the drug net showed expressions of shock in disbelief.

When the Indian god monkey was killed by the bomb, the people here had given up hope of successfully getting the golden flower.

The robot beasts with high attack and high defense were all disrupted and unusable, and the monkeys who looked smarter were also completely blown up.All that's left is a grumpy, handy and not-so-bright Honey Badger who, barring a miracle, has no chance of stealing the golden flower.

However, they waited for hours.Wait until the sun sets and the moon rises, when everyone laughs at the Huazhou team in their hearts, but they don't leave because they have to wait for an ending.

They suddenly waited for sirens, cursing, and gunshots from the drug net.

This made the various forces that were a little bored and even began to wonder if their waiting was stupid in an instant.

"What's going on? Why are there sirens going off over there?"

"...Could it be that the honey badger really succeeded?!"

"No, no, no, it's impossible. None of our Indian god monkeys succeeded. The honey badger with a bad temper and low IQ is just a honey badger. How could it succeed?!"

However, despite saying this, everyone is staring closely at the several underground holes that have been dug through.

Then, everyone saw that miraculous little head!

Chi Yuanshan and his team members have never thought honey badgers are such cute and intelligent animals like now!

Especially when they saw the half golden flower in this cutie's mouth!

Although only half of the golden flower was seriously damaged, what does it matter? !No matter how tattered it is, it is still a golden flower!It is also a precious research material!

However, when Chi Yuanshan and the others acted, people from other countries also immediately began to act——

The American soldiers aimed their guns at the honey badger Fugui in an instant, and raised their hands one by one to stop and stop, trying to threaten the honey badger.

But before they could shoot, the little thing with the golden flower in its mouth rolled its eyes at them, and then covered the half of the golden flower with his two chubby but sharp-looking claws.

By the way, he yelled twice particularly threateningly: "Aww!"

Xie Tianlang translated in an instant: "Don't move around casually! My Yuanyuan said that if you point a gun at him again, he will swallow this flower into your stomach, and everyone will shoot and break up!"

Honey badger Fugui threatened: "Aww!"

"He won't necessarily die if he gets hit by a bullet, but the golden flower will definitely be gone!"

Honey badger Fugui slapped the dirt hard twice: "Aww!"

Xie Tianlang restrained his urge to lick the badger and smiled: "Everyone is here to save the world, so if you have something to say, say it well, right?"

Honey badger Fugui nodded with a flower in his mouth: "Aooooooo!!"

All the elites with their guns and nets in their hands looked at this man and the badger singing together as if they were in perfect harmony, and inexplicably felt a particularly speechless sense of nonsense in their hearts.

When did the honey badger have such a high IQ? !Not only can he understand human language, but he can even threaten and speak harsh words. Is this really a honey badger and not a simulated mechanical beast secretly researched by Huazhou? !

But no matter how much these people have Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts, they have to put down their guns and traps at this time.

Facing a beast that can't understand human language and will panic and run away, they can still try to catch it, but facing an intelligent creature that can pose a threat, if their primary target is the golden flower.Of course, the golden flower must be captured first.

But this honey badger is obviously a honey badger from Washington State, and it seems that it can understand Chinese. What should I do?

The atmosphere was at a deadlock for a moment.

And when everyone hesitated because of the threat of the golden flower, the honey badger Fugui, who was lying on the entrance of the cave, quickly crawled out of the cave and jumped into Xie Sirius' arms with great precision.

In an instant, all the guns and weapons were aimed at Xie Sirius.

Even if Chi Yuanshan and the others surrounded Xie Tianlang for defense immediately, it was obvious that they had become everyone's target now, and they couldn't leave here easily.

The atmosphere tensed up again.

At this time, the people from the drug net also chased here.They also had guns in their hands.

"Did you see an owl? What is that person holding in your arms? Did you steal the golden flower?! If so, return it immediately!"

However, no one here cares about the mercenary guards over there.

At the moment when one of the guards was about to shoot without thinking, the man in black and the American soldier swung their guns at the same time, and two bullets hit the man's gun.

"It's not something you can control when you get out of the net." The leading man in black sneered: "If Sanchek didn't threaten us to break in and destroy the entire flower field, what do you think you guards are?"

"Where did I come from! Don't mess with us, or this net and that flower field won't be able to stop us." The American soldier said fiercely, "If it's a fucking big deal, we'll destroy the world and die together!"

The threat of the man in black and the American soldier made the face of the mercenary on the opposite side turn bad instantly.But at this time, they did receive instructions from the laboratory:

[Leave there and go back to stick to the flower field!Don't clash with the elites of these forces! 】

So these mercenaries left very unwillingly.

And as soon as they left, the targets of all forces were placed on the honey badger Fugui in Xie Sirius' embrace.

But at this time, the honey badger Fugui had secretly discussed with Xie Tianlang, and everyone saw the handsome Huazhou soldier with a very oppressive face lifting the honey badger in his arms high, and he held it up. The tall honey badger lifted up the half-flowered golden flower with eight leaves in its mouth.

In full view, the honey badger stretched out his tiny claws and tore off a large piece of golden flower petals.

"hiss!"

"Oh, fuc,!"

"What is this gopher doing?!"

All the elites present felt distressed by the action of the honey badger pulling out the petals.

What a fucking fragile, beautiful and precious half-flower!

Why the hell are you trying to pluck its petals? !Waste everything? !

Then they heard the man from Washington speak in a deep and magnetic voice: "The petal auction will begin. Weapons, food, and daily necessities can all be exchanged. The highest bidder wins. Let's start."

All elites: "...???"

WTF?

Huazhou Elite: "Fuck?!"

You guys are going to auction off the golden petals!Who the hell told us to love the motherland before!Is this your love? !

Before Chi Yuanshan could speak, the American soldier and the European man in black, who were well versed in the sense of competition and the highest price, spoke at the same time almost instantly.

"Fifty submachine guns!"

"Ten boxes of military canned meat!"

And then they're both glaring at each other at the same time, it's annoying, just fucking mess it up.

While they were staring at each other, a group of strong, thick-haired Xiongzhou men on the other side said, "Fifty submachine guns and twenty boxes of canned meat!"

Then everyone saw the overly clever honey badger that was lifted up high and raised the first golden petal in its claws towards the direction of the big man Xiongzhou.

"Haha! What a clever little honey badger!"

The big man Xiongzhou stepped forward while smiling, and stretched out his hand towards the golden petal with some vigilance. After successfully getting the petal and putting it in the box that he carried with him, he and his team were relieved.

And other surrounding forces also confirmed that this honey badger and this Huazhou man really decided to sell golden petals.

Well, that's certainly a happy thing to do.Except Huazhou itself?

Chi Yuanshan: "..." What about loving the motherland?ah! !

Because of the successful transaction of the Russian tycoon, the forces present in the following four petals began to bet wildly.

Don't look at the "fifty modified submachine guns and twenty boxes of military canned meat" of the Russian big man, which sounds like a lot, but it is really a drop in the bucket for the wealth and power possessed by various major forces.

Therefore, the auction price of the next four petals is getting higher and higher, and the things that everyone is willing to give are getting better every time.

Even the American soldiers even exchanged the super off-road jungle motorcycles they made, and they did exchange three off-road jungle motorcycles for a flower petal.

When the honey badger pulled out the fifth petal, Chi Yuanshan finally couldn't help but speak: "Mr. Xie! If you have any needs and wants here, you can directly tell our leaders, and the country will definitely not Sorry to you, but the golden petals are really important to our research!"

However, when his words came out, he was squeezed out by people from other forces.

Bangguo, which has not yet gotten a petal, offered a "high price" for fifty tons of kimchi at this time.

"Fifty tons of kimchi! Enough for you to eat for a long time! We have all kinds of flavors! It is the most nutritious item that our people all over the country love to eat!

Believe me, after you eat it, you will never forget it!Fifty tons!That's a very high price tag! ! "

The carnivorous honey badger who only eats pickles as a side dish is rich: I suspect that the elites of this great country will lose their minds if they are in a hurry.

And when Honey Badger Fugui rolled his eyes at the fifty tons of kimchi, he suddenly found that the monkey trainer in Yinzhou was taking out a piece of jerky and making the mouth shape of "嘬嘬嘬" to himself, and he also cooperated with strange Weird gestures and expressions, as if trying to train him like a monkey.

Therefore, the elites on the Indian continent also seem to be not very good at brains.

In the end, the fifth petal was bought by the European man in black.I used a set of ultra-thin alloy housing combination sets. It is said that after opening it, it will be a very strong and durable large flat, and the furniture inside is even complete.

After the auction of the fifth petal was over, everyone who was still waiting for the cute honey badger to pull out the petals found that the raised honey badger kicked it to attack the chest of the man with its hind legs, and once again took the petal that had only three petals left. The remaining flowers were taken into his mouth.

Obviously this means refusing to re-auction.

At this time, Xie Tianlang also walked into the Huazhou team, and said to the humanity of other forces who squinted at them: "Everyone, I have to leave a little bit for my motherland, don't I?"

"After all, I am from Huazhou."

"Besides, if there is one, there are two, right? My Yuanyuan is very, very smart and brave."

Although the other forces didn't want to let the honey badger Fugui leave with the residual flower at this time, at least a few of the most powerful teams had already bought the golden petals.

Considering that the honey badger might be able to steal flowers again, the teams from Russia, Europe and America finally turned around and left without insisting.

And once these three teams leave, those forces that haven't got the petals will surround the Huazhou team again, but Chi Yuanshan is not polite at this time:

"Everyone, since you haven't obtained fair and just competition, then don't think about using violence. After all, we have already taken a big step back, and even if you add up, you may not necessarily be our opponents."

Those forces were still very unwilling, but in the end they let Huazhou leave.

On the way back, Honey Badger Fugui, who was lying on Xie Tianlang's shoulder, reached out and handed the half golden flower in his mouth to Chi Yuanshan who had been staring at him.

Chi Yuanshan immediately felt overwhelmed.

"If you have any conditions you can ask the country, the country will definitely,"

"Ow!"

Chi Yuanshan saw the honey badger shaking its little head like a rattle.

Xie Tianlang also smiled and said: "No need, what are the trade items for my own. The previous trade items are enough."

"Besides, in the situation just now, we probably wouldn't be able to leave without bleeding. It would be nice if Captain Chi and the country didn't blame us."

Chi Yuanshan immediately shook his head like a rattle: "We can understand!"

So he only opened his mouth when he was selling the fifth petal. Fortunately, this cute honey badger kept three petals for himself.

It's a pity that he brought too few troops, otherwise the half of the flowers could still be saved.Be sure to bring more people next time! !

After they safely entered the Huazhou temporary base, Chi Yuanshan would escort the poor golden flower with only three petals to the research institute.

But at this moment, he heard the barking of the honey badger again.

Chi Yuanshan and his teammates stopped subconsciously and turned their heads.

Then his eyes widened in disbelief—

The white-haired, crew-cut little guy grinned, digging, digging, and digging in his armpit, and finally pulled out a whole golden flower that still smelled like earth! !

Then the cutest little animal in the world raised the flower in front of him: "Aww!"

Chi Yuanshan looked at the beautiful flowers shining in the moonlight and the little animal holding the flower. At this moment, he actually wanted to lift the little animal up, and then turned around in circles. impulse!

What kind of peerless and patriotic cutie is this! ! !

From now on, the cutest, cutest and most powerful black and white animal in his heart is the honey badger!It's not a panda or a husky anymore!

But in the end Captain Chi still couldn't lift Fuguier high, because Fuguier's number one attack tool was not allowed to give up.

Finally, Chi Yuanshan went to the research institute with a half golden flower.

Then Xie Tianlang secretly transformed back with Gou Fugui, and when he returned to the tent, Gou Fugui took out two complete golden flowers and handed them to Si Mingri.

Si Mingri: "You guys really succeeded?! Are Sanchek's guards so weak?!"

The rich beauty who has undergone rapid three transformations from honey badger to owl to honey badger lay on the ground to recover her strength, but she did not forget to hehe:

"It's not that they are weak."

"It's dad who is so strong that he explodes!"

"Wait until next time, I will steal his flower field empty!"