Be silly, Grandpa will transform!
Chapter 49
Even though Fugui Yangyang was pale and frightened, clutching his heart and saying he was afraid, none of the people in the fast food restaurant who watched the whole process believed his nonsense.
Heh, I don't know who smashed two glass walls with a single chair.
I don't even know who pretended to be dead all the way and the zombies sneaked over, and they could drink milk while walking.
If it weren't for the fact that this kid has a face that is too beautiful to make people feel embarrassed to speak harshly, if it wasn't for the fact that he sacrificed himself to save someone in a critical moment just now, and replaced him with other such weak and weak people, the survivors The grumpy elder brother in Li can beat him on the spot.
pity.
However, compared to the speechlessness of adults, children are very able to accept this kind of heroic pretentious mode.I can even understand the fear of this heroic brother——
Being afraid of people who are weird and scary doesn't conflict with being a great hero.
They are also very scared, but this does not prevent them from wanting to be heroes!
"Brother, brother! Just now, were you pretending to be dead to deceive those crazy and biting weirdos?"
"Brother Angel! Can you teach us how to play dead? Nana is afraid of those people, Nana doesn't want to be bitten!"
"You go away, this is not an angel brother! I just watched the cartoon yesterday, he is Shengguang Ottoman! Brother, you must have other big moves besides pretending to be dead, right? Teach us together, and then we will fight monsters together Wow!"
"No, this is Huazhou! There will be no Ottoman! My brother should be a god who can pretend to be dead! Or he was transformed from a monkey!"
The kids in the fast food restaurant surrounded the rich and beauties to the brim, and all they talked about were asking to learn to play dead.
However, the parents who should have called the children to stop did not speak at this time. Obviously, although they were a little speechless about the rich and beautiful woman pretending to be dead just now, and there were a few strong fathers or young men who looked down on them, it was a matter of life and death. They are obviously very smart people who know the times.
If pretending to be dead can get them out of this hell of the undead alive, then no matter how miserable they pretend to be! !
Gou Fugui obviously understands what these people think, if he really has the real skill of pretending to be dead, he is very willing to help these people win more life.
It's just that this is the innate skill of Yangyang Fugui, something that ordinary people can't learn, so he can't make fun of these people's lives.
"I'm sorry, brother can't teach you the skills of pretending to be dead. Because this is my brother's innate skill, and others can't learn it."
When Gou Fugui said this, before the children had time to ask in disappointment, an impatient adult yelled out in dissatisfaction:
"If you don't want to teach me, don't lie. What kind of innate skill is there for pretending to be dead? Don't you just lie on the ground with your eyes closed and then hold your breath? It's like a powerful magic skill."
Although the other onlookers didn't speak, most of them had the same disapproval expression as the young man with the big belly who spoke.
The girl rescued by Gou Fugui frowned and wanted to say something when she heard this, but saw that her savior first smiled at everyone, then suddenly turned pale and covered her heart, as if even her voice had changed. Get weaker:
"Don't surround me like this...it will make me feel panicky and scared."
"When I panic and fear, my heart beats faster, and if I don't do it, I will faint,"
As he said this, he suddenly fell limply to the ground, and then his body became stiff and breathless, as if he was about to die.
"Fuck!! Still coming?!"
The young man with a big belly who was the first to question and open his mouth wanted to curse indignantly, but a young father wearing glasses who looked very elite and rigorous suddenly bent down and stretched out his hand to test the breath of the rich sheep, then he raised his eyebrows Then he stretched out his hand and pressed Fugui Yangyang's neck artery. Five seconds later, he jumped up as if frightened, and blurted out in judgment:
"he died!"
"Fuck, what are you kidding! He's obviously pretending to be dead!"
But the elite father wearing glasses said with a livid face: "You can pretend to hold your breath, but you tell me how to pretend to stop the heartbeat?!"
"He has no heartbeat!! His body is also cold and stiff, how can he still be alive!!"
Then the young man with a big belly and the surrounding onlookers showed expressions of disbelief and even absurdity.
This person is dead?
Did he really die because of being frightened by their onlookers? !
Is there anything more absurd than this? !
Then the "dead man" lying on the ground told them, of course, such as fraudulent corpses in place.
The rich and dead man suddenly opened his eyes under everyone's gaze, then he turned his neck and his stiff body and gave a delicate smile to the people who looked at him as if they were monsters.
"The special ability I'm talking about is that you can stop your heartbeat for a short time.
I’m afraid I can’t explain it clearly, so I’ll show you how to die in situ. Do you understand now? "
Surrounding audience: "..."
I understand, I understand, I understand that this scene will never be forgotten in my life.
"Hold your breath, let your blood flow slow down, stop your heartbeat, and stiffen your body, and then be bold and careful not to be stage fright when zombies approach, and don't rush to escape when monsters leave, determine the best walking route, critical time Jump up and run!
This is my special feigning death technique. " Fugui Yangyang, who was still clutching his heart, spoke seriously of his experience of pretending to be dead.
"However, non-professional or talented people should not imitate."
"Once you fail, it's easy to die."
Everyone: ...Do you still need to say the last two nonsense! !ah! !
After confirming that there is no way to imitate Fugui Yangyang's feigning death method, the survivors in the fast food restaurant couldn't help but look frustrated.
I thought I could escape, but now it seems that it may be difficult to leave in a short time.
Fortunately, the place they chose as a refuge was a branded fast food restaurant.Even if you are really trapped, there is water and food here, how can you survive until the military comes to rescue?
In contrast, those who hide in stores that sell clothes, shoes and luxury goods are really unlucky.
Thinking of this, many people in the fast food restaurant rushed to the back kitchen to see how much food was left in the store.
But they quickly got an accurate answer from the store clerk: "Our store sells food such as fried chicken, burgers and drinks, because most of them are frozen semi-finished products, and these foods are enough if the power supply is not interrupted." Five hundred people will eat for three days."
At this time, someone had counted the approximate number of people in the fast food restaurant, and interjected, "There are more than 130 people here now!"
For a fast food restaurant that can accommodate up to 130 tables of guests, these [-] people are really a bit crowded.
But if calculated according to the minimum space occupied by each person, there are more than 130 people in the fast food restaurant, plus a wheelchair boy, it is enough for them to find a place to sit and rest, and keep a certain distance from each other.
In addition, the food can feed 500 people for three days. Now they only have more than 130 people, and they can survive for six or seven days no matter what.
The mood of the people who were a little depressed just now finally cheered up—isn't six or seven days enough for the military to save people?Maybe tonight or tomorrow morning, the army will drive a car to rescue people!
So, the next thing to do is just hang on.
The first two days were really good.
Everyone in the fast food restaurant pulled down the sunshade to block the sight and perception of the living dead wandering outside.And the counters, tables and chairs are stacked next to the fragile glass walls.
The surviving clerks made rations of food for everyone, everyone encouraged each other, told stories to the children together, and waited for the arrival of rescue.
But help never came.
I don't know if the country has more important things to deal with, or the current Shanghai Times Square has become the center of the disaster, making it difficult for the army to enter.
Anyway, after everyone has swiped from their mobile phones to the country and started to establish a safe zone, experts analyzed that this disaster is directly related to the fifth-generation gold liquid. When the disaster of the living dead occurred, the people in Times Square in Shanghai did not wait for rescue.
Everyone in the fast food restaurant became anxious.
Even Fugui Yangyang is thinking, this is not a place to stay for a long time, there are more and more infected and living dead outside. In the past two days, there have been more than a dozen living dead beating the glass doors and glass walls.
The glass walls of fast food restaurants that are not strong enough in this way may have problems at any time.
Therefore, it is still necessary to leave here as much as possible and go to the nearby safe zone that the country sends to everyone through mobile phones.
And the safe zone closest to Gou Fugui's Times Square is not in the Shanghai stock market, but in the coastal tobacco market not far from the Shanghai stock market, but relatively sparsely populated and easy to defend.
Even if you drive on the highway, it will take at least three hours.
Not to mention, rich sheep and sheep do not have cars in this world.
However, the mixed-race boy in a wheelchair has a car.
It is said that it is a specially modified, high-tech, high-defense, high-speed off-road vehicle.
"But my car is parked in the back of the garage. With the current situation, it is almost impossible for me to get into the car from the garage."
"If you can get my car out, in exchange, you can drive or ride in my car."
The wheelchair boy sat there, talking calmly, and seemed to have better psychological quality than the rich sheep.
At this time, other people with cars in the fast food restaurant who heard their conversation nearby also quickly gathered around and said:
"That's right, you can pretend to be dead! Why don't you help us drive the car out? It shouldn't be too difficult for you, right? The garage is not far from here, just at the entrance of the underground parking lot in front!"
"It only takes 10 minutes to go back and forth if you pretend to be dead, and you can drive back six cars in two hours!"
"Yes, boy, if you work a little harder, you can drive all of our cars out in less than five hours? Oh, won't we be able to get out of here? Finally, we don't have to die here waiting for rescue Already!"
The people around the rich sheep, the boy in the wheelchair, and the girl who had been following the savior began to talk happily to themselves.It seemed that Gou Fugui pretended to be dead and helped them drive.
The almond-eyed girl with ear-length short hair looked at the people around her with unbelievable eyes. Some people deliberately turned away after meeting her eyes, while some stared at her more confidently.
The boy in the wheelchair showed no surprise on his face when he saw this scene. He gently touched the armrest of the wheelchair and looked up at the long-haired boy.
See, people are always greedy and selfish.
Once you give help, they will not appreciate it, but will make progress.
This time he wanted to see how this "holy father" who was willing to sacrifice himself to save others would face this kind of oppression that was inexhaustible?
Are you holding your heart and weeping in disappointment?Or angrily yell, outrage, and leave alone?Or at worst... He was forced to become a tool for this group of people.
Then, the wheelchair boy and the almond-eyed girl saw this beautiful young man with long hair slowly covering his heart again. Under the persecution of everyone, he asked cowardly and coquettishly:
"Well, do I look like Two Hundred Five?"
Everyone with their own thoughts: ... what? ? ?
"Ah, if you don't understand the meaning of two hundred and five, let me change the word. That is, do I look like a fool, retarded, thirteen, coward, or someone whose head was kicked by a donkey?"
"If I don't look like it, then why do you ask me to help you drive? Do you have such a big face?"
In an instant, the almond-eyed girl widened her eyes, and the wheelchair boy almost pressed the wrong control button on the wheelchair, but soon he laughed.
It seems that this person is not the holy father who is being squeezed and flattened by others. He is going to choose the way to leave alone.
Everyone in the store who was said to have a face as big as a basin first suspected what they had heard, and then they would explode collectively after realizing it.
And at this time, the rich and beautiful woman said: "I won't help you drive. But I can help you attract most of the living dead in the underground garage. Anyone who wants to drive away can come with me.
What time is it, are there still guys with bad brains who pin all their hopes of survival on others? "
"If you are a man, follow me to the underground garage! Unless you are not a man!"
Most of the men in the fast food restaurant that is about to explode: "Fuck!"
Then, a dozen real men actually stood up and wanted to follow Gou Fugui to the underground garage, and there were two women who were three points taller than men.
Wheelchair boy: "..."
"If it's a man, follow me to the underground garage! Let's use numbers to drive separately to attract the attention of those monsters!"
"If you can't pretend to be dead, swearing will always attract attention, right? Hold on, we can win!"
The dozen or so people standing behind Fugui Yangyang carefully wrote down their numbers and nodded solemnly.
But at this time, Fu Gui Yang Yang, who was the leader, suddenly thought of a certain werewolf.
If that guy was here, he would probably say to every guy who tried to get Yuanyuan to help drive: Drive you!
Right?
Just for a moment, I suddenly miss it.
Heh, I don't know who smashed two glass walls with a single chair.
I don't even know who pretended to be dead all the way and the zombies sneaked over, and they could drink milk while walking.
If it weren't for the fact that this kid has a face that is too beautiful to make people feel embarrassed to speak harshly, if it wasn't for the fact that he sacrificed himself to save someone in a critical moment just now, and replaced him with other such weak and weak people, the survivors The grumpy elder brother in Li can beat him on the spot.
pity.
However, compared to the speechlessness of adults, children are very able to accept this kind of heroic pretentious mode.I can even understand the fear of this heroic brother——
Being afraid of people who are weird and scary doesn't conflict with being a great hero.
They are also very scared, but this does not prevent them from wanting to be heroes!
"Brother, brother! Just now, were you pretending to be dead to deceive those crazy and biting weirdos?"
"Brother Angel! Can you teach us how to play dead? Nana is afraid of those people, Nana doesn't want to be bitten!"
"You go away, this is not an angel brother! I just watched the cartoon yesterday, he is Shengguang Ottoman! Brother, you must have other big moves besides pretending to be dead, right? Teach us together, and then we will fight monsters together Wow!"
"No, this is Huazhou! There will be no Ottoman! My brother should be a god who can pretend to be dead! Or he was transformed from a monkey!"
The kids in the fast food restaurant surrounded the rich and beauties to the brim, and all they talked about were asking to learn to play dead.
However, the parents who should have called the children to stop did not speak at this time. Obviously, although they were a little speechless about the rich and beautiful woman pretending to be dead just now, and there were a few strong fathers or young men who looked down on them, it was a matter of life and death. They are obviously very smart people who know the times.
If pretending to be dead can get them out of this hell of the undead alive, then no matter how miserable they pretend to be! !
Gou Fugui obviously understands what these people think, if he really has the real skill of pretending to be dead, he is very willing to help these people win more life.
It's just that this is the innate skill of Yangyang Fugui, something that ordinary people can't learn, so he can't make fun of these people's lives.
"I'm sorry, brother can't teach you the skills of pretending to be dead. Because this is my brother's innate skill, and others can't learn it."
When Gou Fugui said this, before the children had time to ask in disappointment, an impatient adult yelled out in dissatisfaction:
"If you don't want to teach me, don't lie. What kind of innate skill is there for pretending to be dead? Don't you just lie on the ground with your eyes closed and then hold your breath? It's like a powerful magic skill."
Although the other onlookers didn't speak, most of them had the same disapproval expression as the young man with the big belly who spoke.
The girl rescued by Gou Fugui frowned and wanted to say something when she heard this, but saw that her savior first smiled at everyone, then suddenly turned pale and covered her heart, as if even her voice had changed. Get weaker:
"Don't surround me like this...it will make me feel panicky and scared."
"When I panic and fear, my heart beats faster, and if I don't do it, I will faint,"
As he said this, he suddenly fell limply to the ground, and then his body became stiff and breathless, as if he was about to die.
"Fuck!! Still coming?!"
The young man with a big belly who was the first to question and open his mouth wanted to curse indignantly, but a young father wearing glasses who looked very elite and rigorous suddenly bent down and stretched out his hand to test the breath of the rich sheep, then he raised his eyebrows Then he stretched out his hand and pressed Fugui Yangyang's neck artery. Five seconds later, he jumped up as if frightened, and blurted out in judgment:
"he died!"
"Fuck, what are you kidding! He's obviously pretending to be dead!"
But the elite father wearing glasses said with a livid face: "You can pretend to hold your breath, but you tell me how to pretend to stop the heartbeat?!"
"He has no heartbeat!! His body is also cold and stiff, how can he still be alive!!"
Then the young man with a big belly and the surrounding onlookers showed expressions of disbelief and even absurdity.
This person is dead?
Did he really die because of being frightened by their onlookers? !
Is there anything more absurd than this? !
Then the "dead man" lying on the ground told them, of course, such as fraudulent corpses in place.
The rich and dead man suddenly opened his eyes under everyone's gaze, then he turned his neck and his stiff body and gave a delicate smile to the people who looked at him as if they were monsters.
"The special ability I'm talking about is that you can stop your heartbeat for a short time.
I’m afraid I can’t explain it clearly, so I’ll show you how to die in situ. Do you understand now? "
Surrounding audience: "..."
I understand, I understand, I understand that this scene will never be forgotten in my life.
"Hold your breath, let your blood flow slow down, stop your heartbeat, and stiffen your body, and then be bold and careful not to be stage fright when zombies approach, and don't rush to escape when monsters leave, determine the best walking route, critical time Jump up and run!
This is my special feigning death technique. " Fugui Yangyang, who was still clutching his heart, spoke seriously of his experience of pretending to be dead.
"However, non-professional or talented people should not imitate."
"Once you fail, it's easy to die."
Everyone: ...Do you still need to say the last two nonsense! !ah! !
After confirming that there is no way to imitate Fugui Yangyang's feigning death method, the survivors in the fast food restaurant couldn't help but look frustrated.
I thought I could escape, but now it seems that it may be difficult to leave in a short time.
Fortunately, the place they chose as a refuge was a branded fast food restaurant.Even if you are really trapped, there is water and food here, how can you survive until the military comes to rescue?
In contrast, those who hide in stores that sell clothes, shoes and luxury goods are really unlucky.
Thinking of this, many people in the fast food restaurant rushed to the back kitchen to see how much food was left in the store.
But they quickly got an accurate answer from the store clerk: "Our store sells food such as fried chicken, burgers and drinks, because most of them are frozen semi-finished products, and these foods are enough if the power supply is not interrupted." Five hundred people will eat for three days."
At this time, someone had counted the approximate number of people in the fast food restaurant, and interjected, "There are more than 130 people here now!"
For a fast food restaurant that can accommodate up to 130 tables of guests, these [-] people are really a bit crowded.
But if calculated according to the minimum space occupied by each person, there are more than 130 people in the fast food restaurant, plus a wheelchair boy, it is enough for them to find a place to sit and rest, and keep a certain distance from each other.
In addition, the food can feed 500 people for three days. Now they only have more than 130 people, and they can survive for six or seven days no matter what.
The mood of the people who were a little depressed just now finally cheered up—isn't six or seven days enough for the military to save people?Maybe tonight or tomorrow morning, the army will drive a car to rescue people!
So, the next thing to do is just hang on.
The first two days were really good.
Everyone in the fast food restaurant pulled down the sunshade to block the sight and perception of the living dead wandering outside.And the counters, tables and chairs are stacked next to the fragile glass walls.
The surviving clerks made rations of food for everyone, everyone encouraged each other, told stories to the children together, and waited for the arrival of rescue.
But help never came.
I don't know if the country has more important things to deal with, or the current Shanghai Times Square has become the center of the disaster, making it difficult for the army to enter.
Anyway, after everyone has swiped from their mobile phones to the country and started to establish a safe zone, experts analyzed that this disaster is directly related to the fifth-generation gold liquid. When the disaster of the living dead occurred, the people in Times Square in Shanghai did not wait for rescue.
Everyone in the fast food restaurant became anxious.
Even Fugui Yangyang is thinking, this is not a place to stay for a long time, there are more and more infected and living dead outside. In the past two days, there have been more than a dozen living dead beating the glass doors and glass walls.
The glass walls of fast food restaurants that are not strong enough in this way may have problems at any time.
Therefore, it is still necessary to leave here as much as possible and go to the nearby safe zone that the country sends to everyone through mobile phones.
And the safe zone closest to Gou Fugui's Times Square is not in the Shanghai stock market, but in the coastal tobacco market not far from the Shanghai stock market, but relatively sparsely populated and easy to defend.
Even if you drive on the highway, it will take at least three hours.
Not to mention, rich sheep and sheep do not have cars in this world.
However, the mixed-race boy in a wheelchair has a car.
It is said that it is a specially modified, high-tech, high-defense, high-speed off-road vehicle.
"But my car is parked in the back of the garage. With the current situation, it is almost impossible for me to get into the car from the garage."
"If you can get my car out, in exchange, you can drive or ride in my car."
The wheelchair boy sat there, talking calmly, and seemed to have better psychological quality than the rich sheep.
At this time, other people with cars in the fast food restaurant who heard their conversation nearby also quickly gathered around and said:
"That's right, you can pretend to be dead! Why don't you help us drive the car out? It shouldn't be too difficult for you, right? The garage is not far from here, just at the entrance of the underground parking lot in front!"
"It only takes 10 minutes to go back and forth if you pretend to be dead, and you can drive back six cars in two hours!"
"Yes, boy, if you work a little harder, you can drive all of our cars out in less than five hours? Oh, won't we be able to get out of here? Finally, we don't have to die here waiting for rescue Already!"
The people around the rich sheep, the boy in the wheelchair, and the girl who had been following the savior began to talk happily to themselves.It seemed that Gou Fugui pretended to be dead and helped them drive.
The almond-eyed girl with ear-length short hair looked at the people around her with unbelievable eyes. Some people deliberately turned away after meeting her eyes, while some stared at her more confidently.
The boy in the wheelchair showed no surprise on his face when he saw this scene. He gently touched the armrest of the wheelchair and looked up at the long-haired boy.
See, people are always greedy and selfish.
Once you give help, they will not appreciate it, but will make progress.
This time he wanted to see how this "holy father" who was willing to sacrifice himself to save others would face this kind of oppression that was inexhaustible?
Are you holding your heart and weeping in disappointment?Or angrily yell, outrage, and leave alone?Or at worst... He was forced to become a tool for this group of people.
Then, the wheelchair boy and the almond-eyed girl saw this beautiful young man with long hair slowly covering his heart again. Under the persecution of everyone, he asked cowardly and coquettishly:
"Well, do I look like Two Hundred Five?"
Everyone with their own thoughts: ... what? ? ?
"Ah, if you don't understand the meaning of two hundred and five, let me change the word. That is, do I look like a fool, retarded, thirteen, coward, or someone whose head was kicked by a donkey?"
"If I don't look like it, then why do you ask me to help you drive? Do you have such a big face?"
In an instant, the almond-eyed girl widened her eyes, and the wheelchair boy almost pressed the wrong control button on the wheelchair, but soon he laughed.
It seems that this person is not the holy father who is being squeezed and flattened by others. He is going to choose the way to leave alone.
Everyone in the store who was said to have a face as big as a basin first suspected what they had heard, and then they would explode collectively after realizing it.
And at this time, the rich and beautiful woman said: "I won't help you drive. But I can help you attract most of the living dead in the underground garage. Anyone who wants to drive away can come with me.
What time is it, are there still guys with bad brains who pin all their hopes of survival on others? "
"If you are a man, follow me to the underground garage! Unless you are not a man!"
Most of the men in the fast food restaurant that is about to explode: "Fuck!"
Then, a dozen real men actually stood up and wanted to follow Gou Fugui to the underground garage, and there were two women who were three points taller than men.
Wheelchair boy: "..."
"If it's a man, follow me to the underground garage! Let's use numbers to drive separately to attract the attention of those monsters!"
"If you can't pretend to be dead, swearing will always attract attention, right? Hold on, we can win!"
The dozen or so people standing behind Fugui Yangyang carefully wrote down their numbers and nodded solemnly.
But at this time, Fu Gui Yang Yang, who was the leader, suddenly thought of a certain werewolf.
If that guy was here, he would probably say to every guy who tried to get Yuanyuan to help drive: Drive you!
Right?
Just for a moment, I suddenly miss it.
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