The system cultivates a good "boyfriend"

There is a very important news in the game of Heaven and Earth, that is, in order to develop the game, Heaven and Earth will hold a competition. This competition is a competition in the club, that is to say, for the top three players in each district. Compared with what the Lord Demon Lord said, it is not credible at all if the whole club only competes with three clubs, so Ling Yujun heard this When I got the news, I mourned for Lord Demon Lord, because making such a hasty decision when the news is not accurate is really a way to die.

Ling Yujun brought this news back to the club, and the members of the club looked at Ling Yujun in a familiar manner, as if they were saying, boss, you are really OUT.

Well, sometimes there is a saying that is very correct, that is, you must keep a low profile, otherwise you will really be laughed at.

Ling Yujun withdrew his laughter in embarrassment, then turned his head and looked at you with a face full of surprise, holding your left hand and said: "When did you know?"

Holding your left hand and shrugging your shoulders, he said contemptuously, "Boss, I'm worried about your IQ."

Ling Yujun's scumbag eyes indicated that he could not understand such an unscientific thing.

Holding your right hand to cover your mouth, your eyes narrowed in laughter, you patted Ling Yujun's shoulder very impolitely and said: "Boss, sometimes I worship you, but at this time I really treat you Expressing an unflattering attitude."

"Uh, what exactly is this going to be? Have you guys gone out to take your medicine today? I feel like you're not cute anymore."

Holding your left hand, he said with a sad face: "Boss, I didn't tell you, are my wife and I in this company that develops this game? So we can still know a little bit of gossip."

"Hehe, stop making trouble. If you were internal members, why would you be worse off than me? Now I am number one in the game." Ling Yujun patted the shoulder holding your left hand with disbelief. , teased.

Then Ling Yujun was not surprised to see that the members of the group were all looking at him with mentally retarded faces. Ling Yujun retracted his palm embarrassingly, and then asked in a suspicious tone: "Is this really true?" it is true"

Seeing everyone's movements in unison, Ling Yujun widened his eyes and scanned your left hand, from top to bottom, from left to right.

Holding your left hand, he quickly hugged himself, and said tremblingly: "What are you doing, I'm not interested in you."

Ling Yujun looked disgusted, really couldn't see that holding your left hand is still an insider, and then commented very disdainfully: "Ahem, it turns out that the insider is like this, it doesn't look very good. "

In one sentence, he held your left hand and wanted to vomit three liters of blood, and said angrily: "Boss, are you so hurtful? I am already famous on the list, and I am interviewing in our company like this It's all good."

Then Ling Yujun said seriously: "No, then why are you not as strong as me?"

"Fuck me, Boss, Sister Qingyu helped you so much, you are now the number one in the whole game, can I compare with you my wife?" Holding your left hand, he sighed very seriously.

Holding your right hand, glanced at it very unhappy, holding your left hand talking to yourself, pinching the ear holding your left hand very impolitely, and said shrewdly: "Are you complaining about me now? Since you have This feeling of sacrificing one's life for righteousness, why can't you help me?"

Holding your left hand there, begging for mercy and saying: "Honey, I'm just kidding, besides, when the two of us appear on the stage, that's someone the two bosses wouldn't dare to mess with, so I'm very happy, Hey, hey, my wife, it hurts, let go, let go." While talking, he winked at Ling Yujun, signaling Ling Yujun to say something nice quickly, but Lingyu Jun didn't seem to see it, as if he was Recalling some things, I finally said very unkindly: "So, so it is, no wonder I was the first person to establish a club, you came to me so excitedly, and you still want to fight with me, what if you I lost, this society was established by you, you were not reconciled after a long time."

Holding your right hand and listening to it, I was also very happy to release the ear holding your left hand, and said very bluntly and cooperatively: "Boss, you don't know that Siqi was very angry at the beginning. I wanted to teach you a lesson, but what I didn’t expect was that I was taught a lesson by you. You didn’t even know what Siqi said at the beginning. I dare not provoke the boss in the future. At that time, his admiration for you was like a torrent. The river is endless."

Holding your left hand and being talked about the central matter, your face turned red all of a sudden, and you said with a stiff neck: "When you first joined the club, who didn't have admiration for the president like a torrential river?"

Naturally, Ling Yujun was not interrupted by the current topic, but still smiled and said ambiguously: "Our minister."

He took your left hand and jumped up the old high, leaving Ling Yujun three steps away, and then said in horror: "Boss, do you know what you want to do? What a bad idea, or is it just letting others do bad things?"

Ling Yujun withdrew his smile, touched his nose very unsuitably, and said: "You can see so many things when I smile like this. It seems that you still know me very well. In this case, I will I won't see you anymore."

I hold your left hand and want to cry, but I really want to say something, boss, you and I never seem to know how to write the word 见外.

Seeing Ling Yujun's look of breaking the casserole and asking the end, then he said with a big deal: "Well, boss, you can say it, the death of a strong man is lighter than a feather, and heavier than Mount Tai. For you, boss, I Up the knife mountain and down the oil pan, at most blink your eyes, okay?"

Ling Yujun said sinisterly: "It should be going up the knife mountain and down the oil pan, and you shouldn't even blink your eyes."

Hold your left hand and hug your thigh for a moment, sit on the ground with snot and tears, and say without image: "Boss, you don't really want me to go up the knife mountain and down the frying pan for you, right? , there are children, the children are waiting to be fed."

Ling Yujun took a suspicious look and took your right hand and said: "Ah, as far as I know, you don't seem to have any children yet. When will you have children waiting to be fed?"

Before holding your left hand and explaining, I felt a chill down my back. I held your left hand and slowly turned my head. Not surprisingly, I saw holding your right hand and said with a gloomy face: "Honestly tell me, what are you doing?" Sometimes there are children!"

"Hey, wife, listen to my explanation."

Ling Yujun only felt that his left leg was relieved by your left hand, and then in a blink of an eye, he saw your left hand hugging his wife's thigh spinelessly, and said very spinelessly: "I mean, As long as I work hard, don't we have it?"

Everyone gave an ambiguous "Oh", of course, this voice was mellow and smooth, which really raised the faces of the two couples to a higher level in an instant.

At this time, Ling Yujun saw Concubine Qingyu finally came online. Lingyu Jun smiled instantly and greeted his wife with a rippling face. Everyone sighed and understood instantly in their hearts. It's the same, dog leg.

And holding your left hand is very contemptuous of Ling Yujun's approach, and then snorted in the nose, showing that I don't know Ling Yujun, and then flashed in everyone's minds that the original minister seemed even more wretched.

And holding your left hand with a proud face, I don't know that I have been despised by the people in the club, hey, ignorance is good.

What else did Ling Yujun want to say, Qingyu Concubine said in a very calm tone: "I already know about this matter, it is said that the reward amount is 20 yuan!"

Ling Yujun quickly showed that my wife is so powerful, busy in front of and behind Concubine Qingyu with a face of approval, and then said very flatly: "Wife, how is your review?"

"Well, it's okay, just don't fail the exam."

The green leaves never set off the red flowers and said: "Boss, what are you talking about? Are you going to take an exam?"

Ling Yujun said with a displeased face: "Hey, you will only know when you go to university."

The green leaves never set off the red flowers, blinked and blinked, and said with great yearning: "I should be very happy after going to college! After all, our teacher said that as long as we are admitted to the ideal university, then we will be liberated."

Ling Yujun looked at the green leaves never setting off the red flowers with sympathy, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, silently hid the tears, and was not going to tell the cruel truth that the green leaves never set off the red flowers, and this cruel world .

Everyone was silent for a while, remembering that they and the green leaves never set off the red flowers, they all silently hid their complaints in the deepest part of their hearts, this is an unspeakable wound.

Concubine Qingyu glanced at the crowd, and comforted: "I'm worried, it will be fine when you go to college, you will understand."

But holding your left hand, he smiled and said: "Huahua, you don't know. There is a legend circulating in the rivers and lakes, that is, when you studied hard in elementary school and middle school for more than ten years, you have already waited for the reunification of the motherland. Finally, I can sit back and relax, but there is actually one more thing I haven’t told you, that is, after going to college, there is the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea.”

Seeing that the green leaves never set off the red flowers and began to feel unhappy and depressed, everyone looked at holding your left hand and still talking there, and everyone covered their mouths with your left hand in unison, and said with a smile: " It's okay, when your heart is full of positive energy, everything is just a cloud."

I don't know what happened to hold your left hand, and suddenly opened the bondage and said: "Even if your heart is full of positive energy, you can't light up the whole world."

The green leaves never set off the safflower, and the pout is about to cry. I looked at you and held your left hand and said, "My glass heart."