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Fasten it on the buckle, then lower the window, look at the rearview mirror left and right, and said to Wu Xie, "Adjust it yourself." Then, he pointed to a button next to the dial.
"Oh." Wu Xie quickly pressed it up, up, down, left, and right. After adjusting it, he found that it was the same as when he didn't adjust it just now. I tried it on the Internet, and sure enough, the position of the seat is just right, and there is no need to adjust it at all.It's no wonder that the two of them are about the same size, and they are almost the same height standing together.
Wu Xie tried to turn the key to turn on the engine, glanced at the electronic watch, squinted and looked out the window, and thought about which way to go to the trade union at this time without traffic jams.
"Are you nearsighted?" Zhang Qiling asked.
"Oh, a little, more than 100 degrees."
"Do you want glasses?" Zhang Qiling opened the front storage compartment baffle, and took out a glasses case from inside.
"Can I wear one hundred and fifty?"
"Well, it should be possible." Wu Xie turned his head to watch Zhang Qiling open the glasses case. There was indeed a pair of black-rimmed glasses inside, and he was not polite after thinking about it. He took them, put them on his nose, and blinked his eyes twice. quite appropriate.
"Master Zhang, are you short-sighted too?"
"No," Zhang Qiling pushed the fender up casually, "a friend forgot it in the car."
friend?Wu Xie couldn't help but wanted to laugh, friend of carrots, could it be potatoes?
After holding back, there was still a little smile on the corner of his mouth. Seeing Zhang Qiling looking over, he hurriedly looked ahead in a panic and stepped on the clutch, ready to reverse the car and turn onto the main road.
Generally, the reverse gear of a car is pulled backwards, but the reverse gear of a Buick is pushed forward. Wu Xie had already discovered this when he got in the car, but he didn't expect to push it twice, and then stepped on the clutch. , or not, just in a hurry, a slightly cold hand covered his hand.
"Take it up." Zhang Qiling held Wu Xie's hand, lifted a ring under the manual lever, and pushed it to the upper left. With a "click", the gear was engaged.
Zhang Qiling let go of his hand and said: "Okay." He put down the handbrake casually.
Wu Xie's right hand seemed to be struck by lightning, unable to move, there was still a trace of coolness on the back of the hand, as if it had a tangible substance, it rushed all the way up, and exploded in the heart and brain at the same time.
The back of his head was blowing cold air, and his heartbeat soared to one hundred and eighty. At this time, a drunk driving investigation was coming, and he must have thought that he had drunk at least half a catty of white.
"Let's go, your mother and the union chairman are good sisters?"
Wu Xie was stunned, then slowly backed the car out, and agreed while looking in the rearview mirror: "Ah? Ah! Yes, Aunt Han has a good relationship with my mother."
Only then did he understand why he wanted the radish and took him away. He was waiting here, but after thinking about it, this must be the bad idea of the third uncle, that old fox.
"You were with Principal Wu just now?"
"Ah."
Wu Xie sniffled, as if there was a slight smell of alcohol, turned to look at Zhang Qiling, and said with a smile, "How many leaders are here today?"
Wu Sansheng's capacity Wu Xie knew that if he wanted to bring a wine companion, there would probably be a lot of people coming.
"Three tables."
Some people blush when they drink alcohol, others turn pale when they drink alcohol, but under the influence of alcohol, the body will always feel a little hot, but Zhang Qiling...
That slight coolness was his temperature.
Through his right hand, together with everything about him, it was branded on his heart before he even realized it.
When he understood clearly, counting the past events in detail, he stared affectionately in the depths of the years.
Wu Xie burst into a flower-like smile, showing off her cuteness everywhere, not to mention fooling Aunt Han so hard that she couldn't find her, and even bragging about the new female college student who took them to the warehouse to pick up things, her cheeks flushed.Hearing that Wu Xie was going to sing "By the Plum Blossoms" tonight, the girl's eyes immediately turned red, and she searched through the box and cabinet to find a costume and asked him if he wanted it.
Everything on Xie Yuchen's list was bought in a short while, and the trade union sent out a car to transport these things to the auditorium.
The task was completed beautifully, Wu Xie trembled a little, and got into the car in a good mood, humming "By the Plum Blossom" unconsciously, Zhang Qiling's Regal, he has already driven it very proficiently, and the return trip passed by economically When there is a traffic jam, drive back while pressing the speed limit all the way.
"Have you ever bought flowers?" Zhang Qiling asked.
flower?
Wu Xie turned his head to look at Zhang Qiling, he was barely used to the low pressure of this person, just now when he was playing tricks all the way in the trade union, he followed without saying a word, when he got too serious, if he glanced at him from the corner of his eye, he was just the corner of his mouth It tilted slightly, and it could basically be ignored, but such a sentence popped out suddenly, it was like practicing brain teasers.
"Flowers? I bought them!" Wu Xie replied.
"Find a bigger flower shop."
"Order flowers?"
"Ah."
Wu Xie thought to himself: No way, Lao Yue is too efficient this month, to arrange a blind date so quickly?
Randomly guessing what kind of girl Haiyue would introduce to this master, Wu Xie couldn't help thinking of carrots and potatoes. If this person goes on a blind date, he won't know how embarrassed he is. Speechless, I am speechless.
Hahahaha...
The brain is full of joy, and the eyebrows are curved, and the corners of the mouth are curved.
When turning a corner, he glanced at the rearview mirror, and stared straight at himself with a pair of burning eyes, so frightened that Wu Xie shrank his neck suddenly, the corners of his mouth were flattened, and he didn't dare to think wildly anymore, so he could concentrate on driving.
When they stopped at a relatively large flower shop, Zhang Qiling got out of the car first, and Wu Xie drove away to find a parking space.
The side of the road was full of parks, and it was hard to find a spot. Wu Xie showed off a difficult side parking and forced the huge Regal into it. After getting out of the car, he praised himself for not driving often but still superb. By the way, Che Ji slandered those who bought American cars because they didn't have a deep understanding of China's national conditions.
After entering the store, Zhang Qiling was already paying by card behind the counter. Wu Xie was puzzled that the speed was not so fast even for grocery shopping. Just as he wanted to go over to ask what was going on, he was surrounded by a few girls and asked very enthusiastically. Asked east and west, suddenly shrugged and laughed, pointed at Zhang Qiling, and squeezed in hastily.
Sitting at the round table in the waiting area, watching the little girls take baskets out one after another, although it was a bit gossip to inquire about other people's privacy, Wu Xie was still not calm.
"Mr. Zhang, I don't see that you are very good at pursuing girls!"
Zhang Qiling was stunned for a moment, looked at Wu Xie, and slowly raised the corner of his mouth: "Have you used it too?"
"what?"
"Have friends?"
Zhang Qiling's expression was so soft that it was a mess, with a hint of cunning, and if he matched it with glasses, a notebook, and a gel pen, he would be as old as ever!
Damn, why don't you stop being so good at acting!At this moment, even if an individual walked over, he would be moved to tears by such a harmonious picture of the leader being gentle and courteous and caring for his subordinates, and the subordinates being favored, respectful and grateful to the leader.
"Not yet, I have no friends." Wu Xie was gearing up and vowed to complete the male supporting role to the end, "Mr. Zhang, you are really generous in sending so many flowers. Don't talk about girls, even a man is so touched that I am completely moved!"
What a mess?
Zhang Qiling approached Wu Xie with a "huh", the tip of his nose touched, and even his breath got entangled together: "Do you like it?"
Wu Xie blinked, and gradually became numb from the tip of her nose. Later, her entire face was numb. skin" feeling.
When he came back to his senses, Zhang Qiling had already leaned back in his chair, looking at each other flatly, with eyes without emotion and lips without curvature.
Looking at each other across the table, you are speechless, and I am speechless.
Whose script is this, whose life is staged?
That palpitation seemed like a world away.
"Mr. Zhang, all the flowers you want are ready. Please take a look at them. If there is no problem, I will send them to you right away." A little girl asked Zhang Qiling with a smile, pointing to no less than twenty baskets of flowers on the ground with a list.
Zhang Qiling took the form, glanced at it, signed it, and said: "No problem, please send it as soon as possible."
"Ok."
Back in the car, Wu Xie's air pressure also dropped. He took a road with few people and went straight to the auditorium at a speed of [-] mph. throttle over
.One two points, Zhang Luobo, you wait until all points are deducted and go to the exam.
When I went back, I saw that the auditorium had been refurbished, and it was basically ready to go as soon as the borrowed things were hung up.
Xie Yuchen was busy adjusting the sound and lighting for the last time. Seeing Wu Xie come back, he raised his hand to say hello, and went away busy.
Look at the time, it's quarter past one, the students should be on the way and almost there.
There was nothing wrong with Wu Xie, he leaned against the backstage wall and watched Zhang Qiling call his cell phone, it seemed that he called Wu Sansheng, and then called the fat man...
The debugging light flickered on Zhang Qiling's face, his eyes were downcast, a light shadow appeared, his nose was raised, and the profile of his profile was very clear; the fingers of the left hand holding the phone were fair and slender, he must be left-handed, cover The moment he touched it, the calluses on it hard touched his joints; maybe it was not well coordinated, he frowned slightly, and his thin lips were drawn into a line...
Wu Xie thought of the same coolness it felt when it fell on the collarbone of his neck, and the trembling that surged from the bottom of his heart.
Open your hands, clear palm prints, an unpredictable future.
The textures of different shades, if there is a mystery hidden as in the legend,
So, how can we untie it and investigate it.
Wu Xie touched his trouser pocket, he desperately needed a cigarette to relieve his inexplicable emotions at the moment, but after looking through it, he found that he had hardly smoked since he officially went to work, and he thought he had quit smoking .
Damn it!Wu Xie cursed in her heart: Xiao Hua slapped her butt, and she kicked it naturally, why is she facing this carrot... just... what the hell are you thinking about!
"Teacher Wu..." Huo Xiuxiu rushed backstage excitedly, and yelled when she saw Wu Xie leaning against the wall, looked around for no one, and yelled again, "Brother Wu Xie, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing..." Wu Xie smiled, "...Aren't you nervous..."
Huo Xiuxiu made a disdainful expression, "cut", pointed to the various decorations and a row of flower baskets hanging high on the stage, and asked, "Why are you so big?"
"There may be leaders from the province coming."
"Ah!" Huo Xiuxiu stuck out her tongue, "I wasn't nervous at first...you are so nervous, I'm going to the toilet..."
Wu Xie smiled, watched Huo Xiuxiu leave, and waved again when she turned her head.
When he looked back, Zhang Qiling was no longer there.
Like a dream, clear but unreal.
Wu Xie straightened up and opened the backstage door.
There was a lot of voices outside—the reality smashed face to face, shattering Wu Xie's little thought.He shook his head, remembering that the students had come, and he had to help Aning maintain order, so he hurried out, and before he got down the steps, he saw Yun Cai bringing a group of students here.
Yun Cai saw Wu Xie, said hello, and took her soldiers to the dressing room.
The first grade class was arranged on the second floor. Wu Xie managed to squeeze out and went up to the second floor. He found Aning and asked about the situation. He was relieved when he heard that there was nothing wrong.
The students have already taken their positions and are chattering about, who in that class is so handsome that they can sing, who in that class looks inconspicuous, and who is in the ninth grade of piano, what in that class What subject teacher can actually dance...
"Teacher Wu! Teacher Wu!"
Seeing Wu Xie approaching, the squad leader stood up and waved desperately.The other students also stood up and screamed loudly, slapping Wu Xie on the beach like a tide.
"Mr. Wu, you look so handsome today!"
"Teacher Wu, do a good job! We all cheer for you!"
"Ms. Wu, I told my junior high school classmates that our math teacher is going to sing "By the Plum Blossom" today, and they are all envious of them."
"Ms. Wu, after your performance is over, our whole class will go up and present you flowers." A girl jumped up in front of Wu Xie and pointed to a chair full of a large bag of flowers of various varieties, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
Wu Xie's heart was filled with emotion: I just taught you some knowledge easily, and I got so much enthusiasm and gratitude from you.You tolerate my imperfections, they understand my small mistakes, you put your expectations for the future in my hands, and give me all your trust, I believe that I will definitely take you to the other shore you want to go.
Wu Xie, what virtue and ability do you have? !
Such a dignified expression obviously scared everyone. The little girl blinked her eyes and pursed her mouth: "Mr. Wu, what's wrong with you?"
Ah Ning also sensed that Wu Xie's mood was not right, so he hurried over a few steps, and patted the girl on the shoulder, "Mr. Wu, this is the first time so many girls have sent flowers, you are shy!"
"seriously!"
"No!"
"Teacher Wu is so handsome!"
"impossible!"
The girls burst into laughter.
Wu Xie also grinned, and slapped a boy in the front row who was making a fuss on the back of the head: "You bastards." Then he casually slapped the boy next to him, "After I finish singing, you all sing together Rush forward, cover me with flowers, let me breathe evenly, and you go... At this time, I will take the curtain call without trembling or panting, how honorable it is."
"Yeah!"
The crowd was enthusiastic, and several girls were already contacting the girls in the next class to support their teacher Wu.
After a while, the film boiled.
Wu Xie pointed to a small door next to the stage and told the squad leader how to get on stage at that time, and asked them to squat at the door ahead of time.
On the stage, Xie Yuchen was still checking details on it, and the concierge desk where the leaders in the front row sat below had already been set up. Zhang Qiling leaned against the table with his mobile phone and nodded while checking the number of chairs.
Wu Xie turned her fingertips and pointed at Zhang Qiling: "See, who is that?"
The squad leader stretched his neck and followed the direction of Wu Xie's finger, identifying: "Is it Teacher Zhang?"
"Yes, let me tell you a secret. Your Chinese teacher sings very well, but she is a little shy like me. Later, there will be a teacher-student fight. How many people can you mobilize to drive Principal Zhang up to sing? , the louder the better."
The squad leader was skeptical: "Is it possible? He won't be angry? Teacher Zhang is so serious..."
"It's okay, teachers and students have fun together, he won't be angry, don't worry, I'll take care of anything." Wu Xie patted his chest and smiled.
When the boys nearby heard about it, they jumped up and spread the exciting news as quickly as possible.
Aning narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said to Wu Xie, "How dare you play tricks on him? I heard that you messed up in class yesterday and got caught as an active thing. Why are you afraid that the basket is not big enough?"
"Don't leave any pot unopened, why not change it in the future? I will definitely make up for the loss of the last class, and I will definitely not delay your precious children. Besides, I am so dedicated, why don't you Praise me? Sacrifice me to benefit Quan Ninth Middle School. Dare you say you don't expect it?"
Aning smiled, pointed to the audience seats in the front rows that were almost full of leaders and subject teachers, and said, "It's almost time, go down quickly." Turning around, he gestured to the students, who were very excited. Knowing where to conjure up all kinds of "weapons", knocking and hitting indiscriminately to shake the mountains.
"Teacher Wu, come on!"
"Teacher Wu is the most handsome!"
"Teacher Wu, we will always love you!"
Wu Xie was so frightened that she ran away with her head in her arms, and quickly rolled down the stairs.
After going downstairs, Wu Xie let out a sigh of relief, no longer entangled or depressed.
He didn't know why he asked the students to coax Zhang Qiling to sing, maybe he just wanted to tear off his eternally calm and indifferent shell, to see him flustered, helpless, and embarrassed. The thrill of revenge?
I don't know, and he can't tell.
But, everything is dialectical.
It is unforgivable for God to do evil, it is open to discussion,
but,
Whether or not he can live by committing crimes by himself seems to have been decided long ago.
14
As a man, Wu Xie was very excited today.
Children's Day has become a legend, and the March [-]th Festival was born without fate,
April Fool's Day is often passed, and Youth Day is getting farther and farther away.
You have to work on Labor Day, and the National Day is celebrated everywhere,
On Valentine's Day, it's hard to sing alone. On Tomb-sweeping Day, the flower burial person laughs like a fool today. Who knows who the slave burial is in another year.
Just one sunset can be counted on, but it's almost dusk, and it's not been a few years since hiccup.
Suddenly looking back, this festival is actually the only one that really belongs to him.
It belongs only to-
Sprinkle blood and sweat on the seven-foot podium
Toward the end of life in the square inch classroom
Dye white hair with a chalk
Dispel doubts about preaching and teaching karma, stick to it all your life
The group of people who really understand the deepest meaning of the phrase "throw in peaches and plums, repay Qiong Yao".
They are honored as "teachers", and they are bound to the altar, and they are always tortured by their conscience.
Do not seek wealth and fame, but only seek peace of mind.
Only such people are worthy of having the exclusive right to this day, and are worthy of receiving the blessings of the people of the whole country.
At 02:30, the legendary provincial leaders did not come. I don’t know what Wu Sansheng used to attract the attention of the so-called leaders with big bellies, and gave the teachers and students of Quan Ninth Middle School a free carnival afternoon.
Once the stage was decorated, there was no need to dismantle it. The remaining flower baskets bought by Zhang Qiling in front of the stage were divided up by the boys rushing forward with a loud voice from the fat man.
In previous years, when there was only Xie Yuchen alone, he and a female student partnered to host. This year, when Yuncai came, another boy was added.Xie Yuchen was solely responsible for the costumes and make-up, and the flirtatious person was naturally willing to work hard to make everything perfect.
Therefore,
When the curtain slowly opened, the four hosts, handsome and handsome, blinded the big and small eyes of the audience.
Thunderous applause rolled over.
After the brilliant opening, Xie Yuchen and a female host walked upstairs and downstairs to the students, ready to pass the microphone to the teacher or classmate who wanted to speak.
The teacher's topic is: my university.
The topic of the students is: My Ninth Middle School.
The teachers of No. 211 Middle School are basically from the key universities of Project [-]. They either have double degrees or graduate students. Especially in the past few years, No. [-] Middle School has become more and more famous, and the salary is getting higher and higher, plus it has a cold face The principal is responsible for the work of teachers, and the recruiting of teachers is even more difficult, and the conditions are so harsh that they are outrageous.
The topic of "My University" is to let new teachers talk about interesting, enjoyable, and unforgettable things in college life, so as to arouse students' yearning and longing for college life. The teacher's own experience can play a more effective role in stimulating the driving force of learning.
Wu Xie sat down looking forward to it, wondering if it was prepared in advance, anyway, no one notified him, so he was happy to be an audience.
The female host came to the teacher's seat area pretending to think about it, and then handed the microphone to Huo Xiuxiu as if making up her mind.Huo Xiuxiu had just changed into a cheongsam, and she also put on heavy makeup on her face. When she saw it suddenly, Wu Xie was startled.He was still wondering, didn't he sing English songs, why was he wearing a cheongsam?
Huo Xiuxiu was very excited holding the microphone, she stood up and spoke English furiously, as if she was saying that she was honored to be the first to speak or something, at first she thought it was just to show off the opening remarks, but the name of Stanford University came out, look at Huo Xiuxiu's high spirits It looks like it doesn't mean to speak Chinese at all.
Wu Xie had no choice but to prick up her ears and listen hard—not to mention, this little girl is really humorous in her movies.
After Huo Xiuxiu finished speaking, the audience burst into thunderous applause and laughter.
Wu Xiezheng laughed vigorously, slapped his back on the back, and turned his head to see that it was a fat man in the darkness, and he was leaning forward and gesturing for him to take a place inside.
Wu Xie told him that he was going to change clothes in a while, and turned sideways to let the fat man go inside.
The fat man retracted his abdomen, lifted his hips, took a deep breath, and managed to squeeze in. As soon as he sat down, he pulled Wu Xie past him, and asked, "The new teacher who spoke just now sang a string of birdsong, what did he say?"
"Wang Chu, don't you understand?" Wu Xie looked at the fat man pretending to be surprised.
"Forget it, I learned a small language, Russian." The fat man looked angry.
"Hahaha……"
"Stop laughing, what did she say just now? I'm too embarrassed to ask other people," the fat man suddenly looked at Wu Xie seriously, "Don't tell me you didn't understand...how did you get into the Ninth Middle School?"
"Understood, I understand..." Wu Xie suppressed a smile, and repeated to the fat man, "Ms. Huo first introduced the history of Stanford University and all kinds of bullshit." At this point, Wu Xie paused For a moment, "I don't know if I am Baidu."
The fat man showed a "don't underestimate people" expression, and waved his hand to let Wu Xie continue.
Wu Xie snickered, and continued: "Next, Mrs. Huo told me something about when she first entered school. Before she went to school, she heard from a friend who went to school there that the campus was very large, and it was the second largest school in the United States. She was so excited "Although I know that Fatty is not as ignorant as Baidu, I still can't help but sell what Huo Xiuxiu just said: "Back then, the Stanford couple donated all their personal property and made a will, and the sale of the school's land was strictly prohibited. However, such a large amount of land is clearly inexhaustible, and after a smart principal studied the will, he found that the Stanfords only said that the sale of the land was prohibited, and they did not say that the land could not be leased, so they rented out a piece of land, which is now Silicon Valley.”
Speaking of Silicon Valley, Wu Xie yearned for a while.
You know, if it wasn't for the construction major that allowed him to stay outside for five years, he might have applied for the computer department of SHJD.
Why!If I studied computer science at that time, then now...
Maybe it's no different, whoever lives...
The fat man didn't bother to pay attention to his tortuous thoughts, and urged him to speak quickly.
Wu Xie continued: "Although a large piece of land is rented out, Stanford is still too big now, and everyone must have a bicycle. Therefore, Mr. Huo listened to his friend's advice and bought a bicycle to go to school. Sure enough, she lost her way after entering the school gate, and then she called her friend, who asked her where she was, and told her to wait for her at the entrance of a restaurant, and asked her to buy a map from the vending machine and ride over by herself. Teacher Huo After getting the map, I found the restaurant her friend mentioned and measured it with my finger. I felt that it was far away. I scolded that guy for being uninteresting, and I didn’t come out to pick her up when I came here for the first time. I rode my bicycle and ran wildly. I thought, anyway The campus is big, so I have to ride for a while, increase the horsepower, and rush forward without hesitation, but after riding along the route marked on the map for more than half an hour, I still can't see the restaurant that buddy said. Something's wrong..." At this point, Wu Xie paused, and suddenly said pointedly, "Xiuxiu is also a girl who runs all the way to the dark, why don't you know how to stop?" Inquiry? She went to the United States in elementary school, and there is no language barrier at all."
"And then?" The fat man listened with great interest.
"Later, when she was finally sure that something was wrong, she stopped to call her friend, and scolded her head and face. Her friend was very wronged and said that he saw her at the door of the restaurant and waved to her, but she went like a madman. Riding forward, that posture is like running away with your sweetheart."
"Elope?" Fatty's eyes widened, "Mr. Huo also said that just now?"
"Ah! That was the reason for the relatively big round of applause just now."
"It's really different when you come back from the United States." Fatty felt a little inappropriate, but he held back and said nothing, and then asked, "What about later?"
"Later, Teacher Huo rode back as hard as she could, and finally saw her friend and the restaurant that couldn't be seen as a restaurant after more than 20 minutes. Looking around, it was not far from where she started."
Hahaha...huh?
Seeing that the fat man didn't mean to laugh at all, Wu Xie stopped laughing and asked helplessly, "Isn't it funny?"
"What's so funny about this? What else did you not say? Why did you laugh so loudly just now?"
"Isn't it funny? Mr. Huo didn't read the scale...and this is typical American humor!"
The fat man looked inexplicable, and he didn't understand what was so funny about it at all. He asked depressedly: "What about the back? Love... Iamback or something, I can understand that, this girl has a boyfriend?"
"You understand the word "feeling"? You didn't understand the "China" earlier?" Wu Xie deliberately pushed him away.
"I don't understand that word anymore, should I apologize by harakiri?" The fat man gave Wu Xie a hard look.
The corner of Wu Xie's mouth twitched, and he continued: "Teacher Huo said, China, my motherland, my home, here is my family, my true love, so, I am back."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said with a serious face: "De Gao is a teacher, and he is a model! Principal Zhang's move is amazing. It is more effective than ten class meetings."
Wu Xie was also taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Is this topic brought up by Principal Zhang?"
"It's not him, anyone else, you are all recruited by him." The fat man patted Wu Xie, "Xiao Wu, you see, Xiao Zhang is a cold person, and he doesn't talk much at ordinary times, but in Ninth Middle School, except for the boss, Fatty He is the person I admire the most."
"Ah? Why? I don't see anything awesome about him, but he's really stinky." Wu Xie didn't take it seriously.
"Nothing awesome?" The fat man looked contemptuous, "You have only been in Ninth High School for a few days? Let me tell you, Principal Zhang came two years ago. Before he came, Ninth High School was already very good. Because of the good relationship with the Bureau of Reconciliation, and the fact that Ninth Middle School pays really high, many talented people come from various schools, whether they are academic leaders or teaching experts. Light, especially teachers are even more noble. Except for the boss, whether it is Pan Xiao, Liu Xiao, or Director Chen, there are swarms of different opinions. If it is agreed, it is called democracy. If it is not said, it is I'm going to show off that I'm awesome. But after Zhang came to be in charge of the teacher's work for half a year, he didn't say a word and didn't see what he was doing, but all the teachers in the school, regardless of liberal arts or science, even English, were all served. Plus In the past two years, more than 50 new teachers have been recruited... You can see what quality they are all... How harmonious and harmonious the current No. [-] Middle School is, and how good the atmosphere is."
Wu Xie's eyes widened, "You all obey him? What do you obey him for? His appearance...what..."
The fat man put on an inscrutable expression, tantalizing: "You kid, go crazy first, wait for you to die in his hands, and then say whether you are convinced or not."
Wu Xie originally wanted to refute a few words, but thinking of the poor math class, Qi Qiran adjusted his sitting posture with guilt and coughed lightly.
The fat man didn't really want to understand why Wu Xie was so easy-going, so he got a little furious when he mentioned Zhang Xiao. He thought he would have to jump up and yell after he said this sentence, but he was so sluggish, and he was immediately puzzled. Turning her head to look at Wu Xie: "Xiao Wu, you probably have something to fall into someone's hands."
"Uh..." Wu Xie rubbed his nose with his index finger, "Does it count if you smashed it in class?"
"Did you hit it?" The fat man finally showed his professional ethics as a teacher, and turned his eyebrows coldly at Wu Xie, "To what extent?"
Seeing Fatty's expression, Wu Xie couldn't help but want to laugh.
Sitting door to door, what I see every day is that the teaching office is like the city gate, coming and going until ten o'clock in the evening without closing the door.The fat man inside the city gate was either roaring, stern, earnest, or pretending to be a grandson, dealing with this group of children who made big mistakes but kept making small mistakes.Coupled with the personal experience of being a frequent visitor to the teaching office when he was in high school, Wu Xie even ignored that this fat man who changed his face [-] times a day actually stood on a seven-foot platform every day.
"It's nothing." Wu Xie's eyes flickered, "It's just that there are only three students in the class who understand."
"What?"
The fat man's expression of hating iron and steel made Wu Xiewu feel extremely self-confident, and quickly tried to cover up: "With that carrot sitting behind, I'm nervous, aren't I?"
The fat man didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, he gave him a "you're dead" look like a dead person, turned his head and ignored him again.
Wu Xie also wanted to get close to each other, to collect some cheats for not dying too badly, but before she even opened her mouth, she was overwhelmed by applause and laughter. She stretched her neck and looked, and it turned out that Ye Cheng had also finished sending it out. Yan, just sat down.Wu Xie also applauded, and stopped by to see who the next speaker was.
The microphone was passed to Xie Ziyang seemingly casually.Now Wu Xie was almost sure that this was definitely arranged in advance, that person stuttered when he was nervous, if he hadn't prepared in advance, he might stutter to the end of the world right now, and he must make people laugh.
"Hello everyone, I am a graduate of the School of Biochemistry of XIA University. Let me share with my classmates a slogan that has been widely circulated in XIA University: I am a student of XIA, who is afraid of whom? Difficulties and trials are all clouds."
There was laughter in the audience.
Xie Ziyang continued: "Every senior high school student here, when you walk on the university campus at this time next year, you may be hypocritically wondering, but after two months, what is the difference between high school students and college students? To be honest, When I was just in college, I used to be so hypocritical. I felt that I was no different from when I was in the third year of high school. I was still a little uncomfortable with the new identity of a college student. But the university in September is very busy, and various Activities come one after another, and all freshmen will get involved in it blankly and drift with the flow. Those who can still be so hypocritical when they are dazzled by the novelty and excitement are either very good at philosophy or they are pretending to be deep and ready to do it. Socrates is second." After finishing speaking, Xie Ziyang paused and coughed lightly, "Of course, I am the first."
A lot of laughter.
"I remember that in the summer of that year, there was a lot of rain, and several relatively large rivers across the country suffered unprecedented floods in decades. Many soldiers of the People's Liberation Army and armed police officers and soldiers devoted themselves to the fight against floods without hesitation. On this subject, we The publicity committee and organization committee of the class planned to rehearse a class meeting with the theme theme to participate in the class meeting evaluation in the department. For the sake of novelty, they also arranged a sketch. At that time, the time was very short, and I didn’t do too much homework. I wrote the book completely out of imagination. It probably played a scene where a platoon leader was preparing to rush to the disaster area after only one day of vacation at home when he received the order to leave the army. Before leaving, he said goodbye to his mother and wife. One of the lines was "I am not a good son." , is not a good husband, but I am the best soldier in the Republic." It was a very touching sentence, but the classmate who played the son is from Huludao, Liaoning, and the er and e sounds are different, "I am not a good son ', always say 'I'm not a good goose'. One rehearsal, one laugh, the classmates who acted laughed, and the classmates who watched laughed. It was a serious subject, because this sentence was inexplicably very joyful. Later, the classmates met The first sentence I said was "I'm not a good goose." Then I laughed for a long time. But after practicing for several days, it was too late to change actors. Besides, that classmate acted very well, and the director could only do it once. Corrected his pronunciation again and again, and finally managed to get it right. But everyone was worried, afraid that he would say "good goose" when he was nervous, and the laughing scene would not be the students in the class. On the day of the official evaluation , the atmosphere of the whole class meeting is very good, whether it is poetry recitation, song and dance or the discussion of the students, it is much better than the usual practice. The atmosphere reached its climax. Many students were crying, and even the teacher’s eyes were red. As a result, our class won the first prize in the class meeting. During the celebration, everyone suddenly discovered a problem, the one who played the son Because my classmates were too nervous, it was difficult for them to speak their local accents.
"Oh." Wu Xie quickly pressed it up, up, down, left, and right. After adjusting it, he found that it was the same as when he didn't adjust it just now. I tried it on the Internet, and sure enough, the position of the seat is just right, and there is no need to adjust it at all.It's no wonder that the two of them are about the same size, and they are almost the same height standing together.
Wu Xie tried to turn the key to turn on the engine, glanced at the electronic watch, squinted and looked out the window, and thought about which way to go to the trade union at this time without traffic jams.
"Are you nearsighted?" Zhang Qiling asked.
"Oh, a little, more than 100 degrees."
"Do you want glasses?" Zhang Qiling opened the front storage compartment baffle, and took out a glasses case from inside.
"Can I wear one hundred and fifty?"
"Well, it should be possible." Wu Xie turned his head to watch Zhang Qiling open the glasses case. There was indeed a pair of black-rimmed glasses inside, and he was not polite after thinking about it. He took them, put them on his nose, and blinked his eyes twice. quite appropriate.
"Master Zhang, are you short-sighted too?"
"No," Zhang Qiling pushed the fender up casually, "a friend forgot it in the car."
friend?Wu Xie couldn't help but wanted to laugh, friend of carrots, could it be potatoes?
After holding back, there was still a little smile on the corner of his mouth. Seeing Zhang Qiling looking over, he hurriedly looked ahead in a panic and stepped on the clutch, ready to reverse the car and turn onto the main road.
Generally, the reverse gear of a car is pulled backwards, but the reverse gear of a Buick is pushed forward. Wu Xie had already discovered this when he got in the car, but he didn't expect to push it twice, and then stepped on the clutch. , or not, just in a hurry, a slightly cold hand covered his hand.
"Take it up." Zhang Qiling held Wu Xie's hand, lifted a ring under the manual lever, and pushed it to the upper left. With a "click", the gear was engaged.
Zhang Qiling let go of his hand and said: "Okay." He put down the handbrake casually.
Wu Xie's right hand seemed to be struck by lightning, unable to move, there was still a trace of coolness on the back of the hand, as if it had a tangible substance, it rushed all the way up, and exploded in the heart and brain at the same time.
The back of his head was blowing cold air, and his heartbeat soared to one hundred and eighty. At this time, a drunk driving investigation was coming, and he must have thought that he had drunk at least half a catty of white.
"Let's go, your mother and the union chairman are good sisters?"
Wu Xie was stunned, then slowly backed the car out, and agreed while looking in the rearview mirror: "Ah? Ah! Yes, Aunt Han has a good relationship with my mother."
Only then did he understand why he wanted the radish and took him away. He was waiting here, but after thinking about it, this must be the bad idea of the third uncle, that old fox.
"You were with Principal Wu just now?"
"Ah."
Wu Xie sniffled, as if there was a slight smell of alcohol, turned to look at Zhang Qiling, and said with a smile, "How many leaders are here today?"
Wu Sansheng's capacity Wu Xie knew that if he wanted to bring a wine companion, there would probably be a lot of people coming.
"Three tables."
Some people blush when they drink alcohol, others turn pale when they drink alcohol, but under the influence of alcohol, the body will always feel a little hot, but Zhang Qiling...
That slight coolness was his temperature.
Through his right hand, together with everything about him, it was branded on his heart before he even realized it.
When he understood clearly, counting the past events in detail, he stared affectionately in the depths of the years.
Wu Xie burst into a flower-like smile, showing off her cuteness everywhere, not to mention fooling Aunt Han so hard that she couldn't find her, and even bragging about the new female college student who took them to the warehouse to pick up things, her cheeks flushed.Hearing that Wu Xie was going to sing "By the Plum Blossoms" tonight, the girl's eyes immediately turned red, and she searched through the box and cabinet to find a costume and asked him if he wanted it.
Everything on Xie Yuchen's list was bought in a short while, and the trade union sent out a car to transport these things to the auditorium.
The task was completed beautifully, Wu Xie trembled a little, and got into the car in a good mood, humming "By the Plum Blossom" unconsciously, Zhang Qiling's Regal, he has already driven it very proficiently, and the return trip passed by economically When there is a traffic jam, drive back while pressing the speed limit all the way.
"Have you ever bought flowers?" Zhang Qiling asked.
flower?
Wu Xie turned his head to look at Zhang Qiling, he was barely used to the low pressure of this person, just now when he was playing tricks all the way in the trade union, he followed without saying a word, when he got too serious, if he glanced at him from the corner of his eye, he was just the corner of his mouth It tilted slightly, and it could basically be ignored, but such a sentence popped out suddenly, it was like practicing brain teasers.
"Flowers? I bought them!" Wu Xie replied.
"Find a bigger flower shop."
"Order flowers?"
"Ah."
Wu Xie thought to himself: No way, Lao Yue is too efficient this month, to arrange a blind date so quickly?
Randomly guessing what kind of girl Haiyue would introduce to this master, Wu Xie couldn't help thinking of carrots and potatoes. If this person goes on a blind date, he won't know how embarrassed he is. Speechless, I am speechless.
Hahahaha...
The brain is full of joy, and the eyebrows are curved, and the corners of the mouth are curved.
When turning a corner, he glanced at the rearview mirror, and stared straight at himself with a pair of burning eyes, so frightened that Wu Xie shrank his neck suddenly, the corners of his mouth were flattened, and he didn't dare to think wildly anymore, so he could concentrate on driving.
When they stopped at a relatively large flower shop, Zhang Qiling got out of the car first, and Wu Xie drove away to find a parking space.
The side of the road was full of parks, and it was hard to find a spot. Wu Xie showed off a difficult side parking and forced the huge Regal into it. After getting out of the car, he praised himself for not driving often but still superb. By the way, Che Ji slandered those who bought American cars because they didn't have a deep understanding of China's national conditions.
After entering the store, Zhang Qiling was already paying by card behind the counter. Wu Xie was puzzled that the speed was not so fast even for grocery shopping. Just as he wanted to go over to ask what was going on, he was surrounded by a few girls and asked very enthusiastically. Asked east and west, suddenly shrugged and laughed, pointed at Zhang Qiling, and squeezed in hastily.
Sitting at the round table in the waiting area, watching the little girls take baskets out one after another, although it was a bit gossip to inquire about other people's privacy, Wu Xie was still not calm.
"Mr. Zhang, I don't see that you are very good at pursuing girls!"
Zhang Qiling was stunned for a moment, looked at Wu Xie, and slowly raised the corner of his mouth: "Have you used it too?"
"what?"
"Have friends?"
Zhang Qiling's expression was so soft that it was a mess, with a hint of cunning, and if he matched it with glasses, a notebook, and a gel pen, he would be as old as ever!
Damn, why don't you stop being so good at acting!At this moment, even if an individual walked over, he would be moved to tears by such a harmonious picture of the leader being gentle and courteous and caring for his subordinates, and the subordinates being favored, respectful and grateful to the leader.
"Not yet, I have no friends." Wu Xie was gearing up and vowed to complete the male supporting role to the end, "Mr. Zhang, you are really generous in sending so many flowers. Don't talk about girls, even a man is so touched that I am completely moved!"
What a mess?
Zhang Qiling approached Wu Xie with a "huh", the tip of his nose touched, and even his breath got entangled together: "Do you like it?"
Wu Xie blinked, and gradually became numb from the tip of her nose. Later, her entire face was numb. skin" feeling.
When he came back to his senses, Zhang Qiling had already leaned back in his chair, looking at each other flatly, with eyes without emotion and lips without curvature.
Looking at each other across the table, you are speechless, and I am speechless.
Whose script is this, whose life is staged?
That palpitation seemed like a world away.
"Mr. Zhang, all the flowers you want are ready. Please take a look at them. If there is no problem, I will send them to you right away." A little girl asked Zhang Qiling with a smile, pointing to no less than twenty baskets of flowers on the ground with a list.
Zhang Qiling took the form, glanced at it, signed it, and said: "No problem, please send it as soon as possible."
"Ok."
Back in the car, Wu Xie's air pressure also dropped. He took a road with few people and went straight to the auditorium at a speed of [-] mph. throttle over
.One two points, Zhang Luobo, you wait until all points are deducted and go to the exam.
When I went back, I saw that the auditorium had been refurbished, and it was basically ready to go as soon as the borrowed things were hung up.
Xie Yuchen was busy adjusting the sound and lighting for the last time. Seeing Wu Xie come back, he raised his hand to say hello, and went away busy.
Look at the time, it's quarter past one, the students should be on the way and almost there.
There was nothing wrong with Wu Xie, he leaned against the backstage wall and watched Zhang Qiling call his cell phone, it seemed that he called Wu Sansheng, and then called the fat man...
The debugging light flickered on Zhang Qiling's face, his eyes were downcast, a light shadow appeared, his nose was raised, and the profile of his profile was very clear; the fingers of the left hand holding the phone were fair and slender, he must be left-handed, cover The moment he touched it, the calluses on it hard touched his joints; maybe it was not well coordinated, he frowned slightly, and his thin lips were drawn into a line...
Wu Xie thought of the same coolness it felt when it fell on the collarbone of his neck, and the trembling that surged from the bottom of his heart.
Open your hands, clear palm prints, an unpredictable future.
The textures of different shades, if there is a mystery hidden as in the legend,
So, how can we untie it and investigate it.
Wu Xie touched his trouser pocket, he desperately needed a cigarette to relieve his inexplicable emotions at the moment, but after looking through it, he found that he had hardly smoked since he officially went to work, and he thought he had quit smoking .
Damn it!Wu Xie cursed in her heart: Xiao Hua slapped her butt, and she kicked it naturally, why is she facing this carrot... just... what the hell are you thinking about!
"Teacher Wu..." Huo Xiuxiu rushed backstage excitedly, and yelled when she saw Wu Xie leaning against the wall, looked around for no one, and yelled again, "Brother Wu Xie, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing..." Wu Xie smiled, "...Aren't you nervous..."
Huo Xiuxiu made a disdainful expression, "cut", pointed to the various decorations and a row of flower baskets hanging high on the stage, and asked, "Why are you so big?"
"There may be leaders from the province coming."
"Ah!" Huo Xiuxiu stuck out her tongue, "I wasn't nervous at first...you are so nervous, I'm going to the toilet..."
Wu Xie smiled, watched Huo Xiuxiu leave, and waved again when she turned her head.
When he looked back, Zhang Qiling was no longer there.
Like a dream, clear but unreal.
Wu Xie straightened up and opened the backstage door.
There was a lot of voices outside—the reality smashed face to face, shattering Wu Xie's little thought.He shook his head, remembering that the students had come, and he had to help Aning maintain order, so he hurried out, and before he got down the steps, he saw Yun Cai bringing a group of students here.
Yun Cai saw Wu Xie, said hello, and took her soldiers to the dressing room.
The first grade class was arranged on the second floor. Wu Xie managed to squeeze out and went up to the second floor. He found Aning and asked about the situation. He was relieved when he heard that there was nothing wrong.
The students have already taken their positions and are chattering about, who in that class is so handsome that they can sing, who in that class looks inconspicuous, and who is in the ninth grade of piano, what in that class What subject teacher can actually dance...
"Teacher Wu! Teacher Wu!"
Seeing Wu Xie approaching, the squad leader stood up and waved desperately.The other students also stood up and screamed loudly, slapping Wu Xie on the beach like a tide.
"Mr. Wu, you look so handsome today!"
"Teacher Wu, do a good job! We all cheer for you!"
"Ms. Wu, I told my junior high school classmates that our math teacher is going to sing "By the Plum Blossom" today, and they are all envious of them."
"Ms. Wu, after your performance is over, our whole class will go up and present you flowers." A girl jumped up in front of Wu Xie and pointed to a chair full of a large bag of flowers of various varieties, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
Wu Xie's heart was filled with emotion: I just taught you some knowledge easily, and I got so much enthusiasm and gratitude from you.You tolerate my imperfections, they understand my small mistakes, you put your expectations for the future in my hands, and give me all your trust, I believe that I will definitely take you to the other shore you want to go.
Wu Xie, what virtue and ability do you have? !
Such a dignified expression obviously scared everyone. The little girl blinked her eyes and pursed her mouth: "Mr. Wu, what's wrong with you?"
Ah Ning also sensed that Wu Xie's mood was not right, so he hurried over a few steps, and patted the girl on the shoulder, "Mr. Wu, this is the first time so many girls have sent flowers, you are shy!"
"seriously!"
"No!"
"Teacher Wu is so handsome!"
"impossible!"
The girls burst into laughter.
Wu Xie also grinned, and slapped a boy in the front row who was making a fuss on the back of the head: "You bastards." Then he casually slapped the boy next to him, "After I finish singing, you all sing together Rush forward, cover me with flowers, let me breathe evenly, and you go... At this time, I will take the curtain call without trembling or panting, how honorable it is."
"Yeah!"
The crowd was enthusiastic, and several girls were already contacting the girls in the next class to support their teacher Wu.
After a while, the film boiled.
Wu Xie pointed to a small door next to the stage and told the squad leader how to get on stage at that time, and asked them to squat at the door ahead of time.
On the stage, Xie Yuchen was still checking details on it, and the concierge desk where the leaders in the front row sat below had already been set up. Zhang Qiling leaned against the table with his mobile phone and nodded while checking the number of chairs.
Wu Xie turned her fingertips and pointed at Zhang Qiling: "See, who is that?"
The squad leader stretched his neck and followed the direction of Wu Xie's finger, identifying: "Is it Teacher Zhang?"
"Yes, let me tell you a secret. Your Chinese teacher sings very well, but she is a little shy like me. Later, there will be a teacher-student fight. How many people can you mobilize to drive Principal Zhang up to sing? , the louder the better."
The squad leader was skeptical: "Is it possible? He won't be angry? Teacher Zhang is so serious..."
"It's okay, teachers and students have fun together, he won't be angry, don't worry, I'll take care of anything." Wu Xie patted his chest and smiled.
When the boys nearby heard about it, they jumped up and spread the exciting news as quickly as possible.
Aning narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said to Wu Xie, "How dare you play tricks on him? I heard that you messed up in class yesterday and got caught as an active thing. Why are you afraid that the basket is not big enough?"
"Don't leave any pot unopened, why not change it in the future? I will definitely make up for the loss of the last class, and I will definitely not delay your precious children. Besides, I am so dedicated, why don't you Praise me? Sacrifice me to benefit Quan Ninth Middle School. Dare you say you don't expect it?"
Aning smiled, pointed to the audience seats in the front rows that were almost full of leaders and subject teachers, and said, "It's almost time, go down quickly." Turning around, he gestured to the students, who were very excited. Knowing where to conjure up all kinds of "weapons", knocking and hitting indiscriminately to shake the mountains.
"Teacher Wu, come on!"
"Teacher Wu is the most handsome!"
"Teacher Wu, we will always love you!"
Wu Xie was so frightened that she ran away with her head in her arms, and quickly rolled down the stairs.
After going downstairs, Wu Xie let out a sigh of relief, no longer entangled or depressed.
He didn't know why he asked the students to coax Zhang Qiling to sing, maybe he just wanted to tear off his eternally calm and indifferent shell, to see him flustered, helpless, and embarrassed. The thrill of revenge?
I don't know, and he can't tell.
But, everything is dialectical.
It is unforgivable for God to do evil, it is open to discussion,
but,
Whether or not he can live by committing crimes by himself seems to have been decided long ago.
14
As a man, Wu Xie was very excited today.
Children's Day has become a legend, and the March [-]th Festival was born without fate,
April Fool's Day is often passed, and Youth Day is getting farther and farther away.
You have to work on Labor Day, and the National Day is celebrated everywhere,
On Valentine's Day, it's hard to sing alone. On Tomb-sweeping Day, the flower burial person laughs like a fool today. Who knows who the slave burial is in another year.
Just one sunset can be counted on, but it's almost dusk, and it's not been a few years since hiccup.
Suddenly looking back, this festival is actually the only one that really belongs to him.
It belongs only to-
Sprinkle blood and sweat on the seven-foot podium
Toward the end of life in the square inch classroom
Dye white hair with a chalk
Dispel doubts about preaching and teaching karma, stick to it all your life
The group of people who really understand the deepest meaning of the phrase "throw in peaches and plums, repay Qiong Yao".
They are honored as "teachers", and they are bound to the altar, and they are always tortured by their conscience.
Do not seek wealth and fame, but only seek peace of mind.
Only such people are worthy of having the exclusive right to this day, and are worthy of receiving the blessings of the people of the whole country.
At 02:30, the legendary provincial leaders did not come. I don’t know what Wu Sansheng used to attract the attention of the so-called leaders with big bellies, and gave the teachers and students of Quan Ninth Middle School a free carnival afternoon.
Once the stage was decorated, there was no need to dismantle it. The remaining flower baskets bought by Zhang Qiling in front of the stage were divided up by the boys rushing forward with a loud voice from the fat man.
In previous years, when there was only Xie Yuchen alone, he and a female student partnered to host. This year, when Yuncai came, another boy was added.Xie Yuchen was solely responsible for the costumes and make-up, and the flirtatious person was naturally willing to work hard to make everything perfect.
Therefore,
When the curtain slowly opened, the four hosts, handsome and handsome, blinded the big and small eyes of the audience.
Thunderous applause rolled over.
After the brilliant opening, Xie Yuchen and a female host walked upstairs and downstairs to the students, ready to pass the microphone to the teacher or classmate who wanted to speak.
The teacher's topic is: my university.
The topic of the students is: My Ninth Middle School.
The teachers of No. 211 Middle School are basically from the key universities of Project [-]. They either have double degrees or graduate students. Especially in the past few years, No. [-] Middle School has become more and more famous, and the salary is getting higher and higher, plus it has a cold face The principal is responsible for the work of teachers, and the recruiting of teachers is even more difficult, and the conditions are so harsh that they are outrageous.
The topic of "My University" is to let new teachers talk about interesting, enjoyable, and unforgettable things in college life, so as to arouse students' yearning and longing for college life. The teacher's own experience can play a more effective role in stimulating the driving force of learning.
Wu Xie sat down looking forward to it, wondering if it was prepared in advance, anyway, no one notified him, so he was happy to be an audience.
The female host came to the teacher's seat area pretending to think about it, and then handed the microphone to Huo Xiuxiu as if making up her mind.Huo Xiuxiu had just changed into a cheongsam, and she also put on heavy makeup on her face. When she saw it suddenly, Wu Xie was startled.He was still wondering, didn't he sing English songs, why was he wearing a cheongsam?
Huo Xiuxiu was very excited holding the microphone, she stood up and spoke English furiously, as if she was saying that she was honored to be the first to speak or something, at first she thought it was just to show off the opening remarks, but the name of Stanford University came out, look at Huo Xiuxiu's high spirits It looks like it doesn't mean to speak Chinese at all.
Wu Xie had no choice but to prick up her ears and listen hard—not to mention, this little girl is really humorous in her movies.
After Huo Xiuxiu finished speaking, the audience burst into thunderous applause and laughter.
Wu Xiezheng laughed vigorously, slapped his back on the back, and turned his head to see that it was a fat man in the darkness, and he was leaning forward and gesturing for him to take a place inside.
Wu Xie told him that he was going to change clothes in a while, and turned sideways to let the fat man go inside.
The fat man retracted his abdomen, lifted his hips, took a deep breath, and managed to squeeze in. As soon as he sat down, he pulled Wu Xie past him, and asked, "The new teacher who spoke just now sang a string of birdsong, what did he say?"
"Wang Chu, don't you understand?" Wu Xie looked at the fat man pretending to be surprised.
"Forget it, I learned a small language, Russian." The fat man looked angry.
"Hahaha……"
"Stop laughing, what did she say just now? I'm too embarrassed to ask other people," the fat man suddenly looked at Wu Xie seriously, "Don't tell me you didn't understand...how did you get into the Ninth Middle School?"
"Understood, I understand..." Wu Xie suppressed a smile, and repeated to the fat man, "Ms. Huo first introduced the history of Stanford University and all kinds of bullshit." At this point, Wu Xie paused For a moment, "I don't know if I am Baidu."
The fat man showed a "don't underestimate people" expression, and waved his hand to let Wu Xie continue.
Wu Xie snickered, and continued: "Next, Mrs. Huo told me something about when she first entered school. Before she went to school, she heard from a friend who went to school there that the campus was very large, and it was the second largest school in the United States. She was so excited "Although I know that Fatty is not as ignorant as Baidu, I still can't help but sell what Huo Xiuxiu just said: "Back then, the Stanford couple donated all their personal property and made a will, and the sale of the school's land was strictly prohibited. However, such a large amount of land is clearly inexhaustible, and after a smart principal studied the will, he found that the Stanfords only said that the sale of the land was prohibited, and they did not say that the land could not be leased, so they rented out a piece of land, which is now Silicon Valley.”
Speaking of Silicon Valley, Wu Xie yearned for a while.
You know, if it wasn't for the construction major that allowed him to stay outside for five years, he might have applied for the computer department of SHJD.
Why!If I studied computer science at that time, then now...
Maybe it's no different, whoever lives...
The fat man didn't bother to pay attention to his tortuous thoughts, and urged him to speak quickly.
Wu Xie continued: "Although a large piece of land is rented out, Stanford is still too big now, and everyone must have a bicycle. Therefore, Mr. Huo listened to his friend's advice and bought a bicycle to go to school. Sure enough, she lost her way after entering the school gate, and then she called her friend, who asked her where she was, and told her to wait for her at the entrance of a restaurant, and asked her to buy a map from the vending machine and ride over by herself. Teacher Huo After getting the map, I found the restaurant her friend mentioned and measured it with my finger. I felt that it was far away. I scolded that guy for being uninteresting, and I didn’t come out to pick her up when I came here for the first time. I rode my bicycle and ran wildly. I thought, anyway The campus is big, so I have to ride for a while, increase the horsepower, and rush forward without hesitation, but after riding along the route marked on the map for more than half an hour, I still can't see the restaurant that buddy said. Something's wrong..." At this point, Wu Xie paused, and suddenly said pointedly, "Xiuxiu is also a girl who runs all the way to the dark, why don't you know how to stop?" Inquiry? She went to the United States in elementary school, and there is no language barrier at all."
"And then?" The fat man listened with great interest.
"Later, when she was finally sure that something was wrong, she stopped to call her friend, and scolded her head and face. Her friend was very wronged and said that he saw her at the door of the restaurant and waved to her, but she went like a madman. Riding forward, that posture is like running away with your sweetheart."
"Elope?" Fatty's eyes widened, "Mr. Huo also said that just now?"
"Ah! That was the reason for the relatively big round of applause just now."
"It's really different when you come back from the United States." Fatty felt a little inappropriate, but he held back and said nothing, and then asked, "What about later?"
"Later, Teacher Huo rode back as hard as she could, and finally saw her friend and the restaurant that couldn't be seen as a restaurant after more than 20 minutes. Looking around, it was not far from where she started."
Hahaha...huh?
Seeing that the fat man didn't mean to laugh at all, Wu Xie stopped laughing and asked helplessly, "Isn't it funny?"
"What's so funny about this? What else did you not say? Why did you laugh so loudly just now?"
"Isn't it funny? Mr. Huo didn't read the scale...and this is typical American humor!"
The fat man looked inexplicable, and he didn't understand what was so funny about it at all. He asked depressedly: "What about the back? Love... Iamback or something, I can understand that, this girl has a boyfriend?"
"You understand the word "feeling"? You didn't understand the "China" earlier?" Wu Xie deliberately pushed him away.
"I don't understand that word anymore, should I apologize by harakiri?" The fat man gave Wu Xie a hard look.
The corner of Wu Xie's mouth twitched, and he continued: "Teacher Huo said, China, my motherland, my home, here is my family, my true love, so, I am back."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said with a serious face: "De Gao is a teacher, and he is a model! Principal Zhang's move is amazing. It is more effective than ten class meetings."
Wu Xie was also taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Is this topic brought up by Principal Zhang?"
"It's not him, anyone else, you are all recruited by him." The fat man patted Wu Xie, "Xiao Wu, you see, Xiao Zhang is a cold person, and he doesn't talk much at ordinary times, but in Ninth Middle School, except for the boss, Fatty He is the person I admire the most."
"Ah? Why? I don't see anything awesome about him, but he's really stinky." Wu Xie didn't take it seriously.
"Nothing awesome?" The fat man looked contemptuous, "You have only been in Ninth High School for a few days? Let me tell you, Principal Zhang came two years ago. Before he came, Ninth High School was already very good. Because of the good relationship with the Bureau of Reconciliation, and the fact that Ninth Middle School pays really high, many talented people come from various schools, whether they are academic leaders or teaching experts. Light, especially teachers are even more noble. Except for the boss, whether it is Pan Xiao, Liu Xiao, or Director Chen, there are swarms of different opinions. If it is agreed, it is called democracy. If it is not said, it is I'm going to show off that I'm awesome. But after Zhang came to be in charge of the teacher's work for half a year, he didn't say a word and didn't see what he was doing, but all the teachers in the school, regardless of liberal arts or science, even English, were all served. Plus In the past two years, more than 50 new teachers have been recruited... You can see what quality they are all... How harmonious and harmonious the current No. [-] Middle School is, and how good the atmosphere is."
Wu Xie's eyes widened, "You all obey him? What do you obey him for? His appearance...what..."
The fat man put on an inscrutable expression, tantalizing: "You kid, go crazy first, wait for you to die in his hands, and then say whether you are convinced or not."
Wu Xie originally wanted to refute a few words, but thinking of the poor math class, Qi Qiran adjusted his sitting posture with guilt and coughed lightly.
The fat man didn't really want to understand why Wu Xie was so easy-going, so he got a little furious when he mentioned Zhang Xiao. He thought he would have to jump up and yell after he said this sentence, but he was so sluggish, and he was immediately puzzled. Turning her head to look at Wu Xie: "Xiao Wu, you probably have something to fall into someone's hands."
"Uh..." Wu Xie rubbed his nose with his index finger, "Does it count if you smashed it in class?"
"Did you hit it?" The fat man finally showed his professional ethics as a teacher, and turned his eyebrows coldly at Wu Xie, "To what extent?"
Seeing Fatty's expression, Wu Xie couldn't help but want to laugh.
Sitting door to door, what I see every day is that the teaching office is like the city gate, coming and going until ten o'clock in the evening without closing the door.The fat man inside the city gate was either roaring, stern, earnest, or pretending to be a grandson, dealing with this group of children who made big mistakes but kept making small mistakes.Coupled with the personal experience of being a frequent visitor to the teaching office when he was in high school, Wu Xie even ignored that this fat man who changed his face [-] times a day actually stood on a seven-foot platform every day.
"It's nothing." Wu Xie's eyes flickered, "It's just that there are only three students in the class who understand."
"What?"
The fat man's expression of hating iron and steel made Wu Xiewu feel extremely self-confident, and quickly tried to cover up: "With that carrot sitting behind, I'm nervous, aren't I?"
The fat man didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, he gave him a "you're dead" look like a dead person, turned his head and ignored him again.
Wu Xie also wanted to get close to each other, to collect some cheats for not dying too badly, but before she even opened her mouth, she was overwhelmed by applause and laughter. She stretched her neck and looked, and it turned out that Ye Cheng had also finished sending it out. Yan, just sat down.Wu Xie also applauded, and stopped by to see who the next speaker was.
The microphone was passed to Xie Ziyang seemingly casually.Now Wu Xie was almost sure that this was definitely arranged in advance, that person stuttered when he was nervous, if he hadn't prepared in advance, he might stutter to the end of the world right now, and he must make people laugh.
"Hello everyone, I am a graduate of the School of Biochemistry of XIA University. Let me share with my classmates a slogan that has been widely circulated in XIA University: I am a student of XIA, who is afraid of whom? Difficulties and trials are all clouds."
There was laughter in the audience.
Xie Ziyang continued: "Every senior high school student here, when you walk on the university campus at this time next year, you may be hypocritically wondering, but after two months, what is the difference between high school students and college students? To be honest, When I was just in college, I used to be so hypocritical. I felt that I was no different from when I was in the third year of high school. I was still a little uncomfortable with the new identity of a college student. But the university in September is very busy, and various Activities come one after another, and all freshmen will get involved in it blankly and drift with the flow. Those who can still be so hypocritical when they are dazzled by the novelty and excitement are either very good at philosophy or they are pretending to be deep and ready to do it. Socrates is second." After finishing speaking, Xie Ziyang paused and coughed lightly, "Of course, I am the first."
A lot of laughter.
"I remember that in the summer of that year, there was a lot of rain, and several relatively large rivers across the country suffered unprecedented floods in decades. Many soldiers of the People's Liberation Army and armed police officers and soldiers devoted themselves to the fight against floods without hesitation. On this subject, we The publicity committee and organization committee of the class planned to rehearse a class meeting with the theme theme to participate in the class meeting evaluation in the department. For the sake of novelty, they also arranged a sketch. At that time, the time was very short, and I didn’t do too much homework. I wrote the book completely out of imagination. It probably played a scene where a platoon leader was preparing to rush to the disaster area after only one day of vacation at home when he received the order to leave the army. Before leaving, he said goodbye to his mother and wife. One of the lines was "I am not a good son." , is not a good husband, but I am the best soldier in the Republic." It was a very touching sentence, but the classmate who played the son is from Huludao, Liaoning, and the er and e sounds are different, "I am not a good son ', always say 'I'm not a good goose'. One rehearsal, one laugh, the classmates who acted laughed, and the classmates who watched laughed. It was a serious subject, because this sentence was inexplicably very joyful. Later, the classmates met The first sentence I said was "I'm not a good goose." Then I laughed for a long time. But after practicing for several days, it was too late to change actors. Besides, that classmate acted very well, and the director could only do it once. Corrected his pronunciation again and again, and finally managed to get it right. But everyone was worried, afraid that he would say "good goose" when he was nervous, and the laughing scene would not be the students in the class. On the day of the official evaluation , the atmosphere of the whole class meeting is very good, whether it is poetry recitation, song and dance or the discussion of the students, it is much better than the usual practice. The atmosphere reached its climax. Many students were crying, and even the teacher’s eyes were red. As a result, our class won the first prize in the class meeting. During the celebration, everyone suddenly discovered a problem, the one who played the son Because my classmates were too nervous, it was difficult for them to speak their local accents.
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