Author, I want to hook up with you!

"Damn it! My writer from Jiang University actually lives in Shanghai! Damn it! My writer from Jiang University actually has a personal assistant!" I burst into tears with excitement, and turned to look at the other three in the same dormitory.

"Didn't you just get an internship opportunity from the world's top [-]?" the one next to him asked with concern although he had no interest.

"Internship opportunities are rare, so think about it before you decide." The one next to him said calmly.

"..." This is the reaction of the one next to me, which is my best friend.

My name is Su Man, and I've been a senior since September this year.Yes, you read that right, a freshman.Since I have a mother who is quite capable, I was packed and thrown directly from Hangzhou to Shanghai to study in high school.

And the one that didn't respond to my excited howling just now is called Han Lin.When I saw her for the first time many years ago, she was really a gentle and rich beauty, tall and thin, with a charming smile when I looked back, and all the dicks fell in love with Pomegranate Skirt.Today, many years later, my evaluation of her is a thin bamboo pole inserted in a pile of money.She is a sharp-tongued little slut who often makes me so cold that I can't melt for a long time, but to strangers, she is such a tsundere goddess.The two of us can also be regarded as a pair of hard-working sisters, with a hard mouth and a soft heart, and at the same time, each has a hard love history.

As for the other two, they are not the key points, they can be taken over with the word "xueba".

I glared at Han Lin angrily: "Give me some reaction!"

Han Lin curled up his slender fingers that had just finished applying nail polish, stood up and rummaged through the cabinets, tremblingly took out the bottomed perfume jar, shook it, and pressed it hard, but it couldn't spray out.She sighed and complained: "Life is impermanent, even the perfume has abandoned me. I said Su Man, you can give me a can of CK Liushen on my birthday. It is affordable and practical."

She kicked off her awl-like high heels, changed into a pair of sneakers, and headed out with her head held high.I suddenly noticed my glaring gaze, and remembered that I hadn't answered my question, so I said to me as if I was a good person: "Oh, Su Man, I didn't mean you, you have Lu Jingjing who wants to serve you, just ask me." It's enough, and you still go to be someone else's assistant to serve others? Are you afraid that Young Master Lu will spray you to death with acid water?"

I stared at her and said faintly, "Hmph. Go and meet your lover."

Han Lin tossed his long hair and ignored me, and walked out with three steps.

After Han Lin left, I stared at the computer screen and thought, what this dead woman said is not unreasonable, but this is the great writer Jiang Chen, whom I have always liked since high school, looking for an assistant!And it's in Shanghai, a rare opportunity!

Just when I was tangled up to death, Lu Jingjing texted me.

"Honey, I'm downstairs with you."

Damn, what are you doing downstairs?Lu Jingjing likes to do such unexpected things. I walked to the balcony with a black face, and Lu Jingjing downstairs looked at me with a smile.Well, she's actually quite handsome.I pursed my lips.

Yes, you read that right again.is her.

Han Lin and I are both gay, and both are female, so we have always only hated each other.

As for Lu Jingjing, this person told me a long story.

Lu Jingjing, female, 22 years old, a third-year student.Back then, in order to get into the same university as me, I fell asleep for half the time during the physics exam, but ended up in this bad book located in the suburbs of Shanghai without any suspense.At that time, I was a good girl who was easily moved. She showed up at the school gate with a smile and dragged her suitcase, and she directly captured the immature heart of my senior sister. With tears in my eyes, I fluttered into her arms like a bird.From then on, the three-year long-distance love race began.

But Lu Jingjing is really a shameless person, it's only my fault that I poked her blind and recognized her as dead.She has a lot of cronies, friends in society, tall, rich and handsome, gay... dragging me into that pile all day long.At the beginning, I fell in love with her, so I followed her, doing what I wanted, and the end result was getting more and more excessive.After the part where she cried and threw herself into Han Lin's arms, and also the part where she sent those hypocritical words of "husband, we will be fine, we have to persevere", and that rotten person Lu Jingjing also I used to just say "Baby, I will definitely change", and then continue to go clubbing calmly after speaking, so I can see it.

More importantly, Lu Jingjing has another shortcoming that has to be said, which is her poisonous tongue.This is basically the same attribute as Han Lin, but one is intentional, and the other is too low in EQ and has no brains. Lu Jingjing is the one with low EQ. She often says a word that hurts me inadvertently without knowing it. She was making trouble, and she didn't know what was going on.As time goes by, the egg hurts more and more.

"Why are you here?" I pushed open the bedroom door and asked her.

"I miss you, come and see you." Lu Jingjing hugged me with a smile, and kissed me directly.

I tried my best to push her away and said, "It's a big crowd, can you be more careful?"

"All right, all right, I'll listen to you." Lu Jingjing took my hand and complained as she walked, "Go home today, you can cook for me, you've been busy these days, so I ate for two days Instant noodles, the whole person looks like instant noodles."

This home is a well-decorated apartment rented by Lu Jingjing next to the school. Although it is small, it is very warm.Back then, when he was young and ignorant, he was taken aback by being touched, and even struggled in the kitchen because of her, learning to cook in a daze.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Lu Jingjing blinked and said, "Manman, are you so cruel? You don't like me wearing earrings, I haven't worn them these days, and you don't like me driving a sports car to pick you up, so I will accompany you Walk……"

"Okay, okay, don't list it, it makes me feel like I'm abusing you." Well, I'm still a tofu heart, "Let's go grocery shopping first."

After eating, with a table of bowls spread out, Lu Jingjing threw her hands away and started playing games.I looked bored, so I swiped Weibo with my mobile phone, and stopped at Jiang Chen's assistant. The deadline for registration is [-]:[-] pm, and it's only been a day. Dozens of people have already signed up.I glanced at Lu Jingjing out of the corner of my eye, she was hitting the passionate part, yelling "Damn, idiot" happily.

I gritted my teeth and left a message under Jiang Chen's Weibo.

Hello, I am Su Man, a senior student majoring in engineering management at XX University, and I want to apply for your assistant.

As soon as I clicked send, I realized in an instant that I didn't even add the contact information, and I was about to add another one, but Lu Jingjing finished typing.

"Baby, what are you doing?" Lu Jingjing closed her notebook, came over and hugged me.

Her embrace is very warm, and I was very nostalgic for the once innocent me: "It's nothing, just check Renren's Weibo."

"Shall we watch TV?"

"You didn't have any activities today?" I asked suspiciously, usually she would go clubbing and sing K with her group of friends, but today she is so peaceful, it's not normal.

Lu Jingjing smiled, kissed me and said, "Today's activity is to accompany you."

"Tch." I'm used to Lu Jingjing's sweet talk, and I've already figured out her trick of giving you a slap first and then giving you a candy, so let her do it.Tell me to cut the mess quickly, I really can't do it, so I have to procrastinate.In Han Lin's words, I'm just a bun, the kind with thin skin and thick filling that's easy to bite.

Lu Jingjing's kiss is very domineering, there is always a faint fragrance on her body, not any kind of perfume, I am familiar with it as if I am familiar with a part of myself.

In the process of making out with her, she was like a beast, trying to tear me apart and swallow me whole.Although it was not the first time, it still hurt a little when I entered. She whispered "baby, baby, I love you so much..." in my ear, as if she didn't know how tired she was.

I keep my eyes open, can't hold anything, and want something more.I don't know if she thinks so.Or I think too much.

After finishing, I watched her sitting on the edge of the bed smoking a cigarette. Her smooth figure was outlined in the night. She was suddenly so sleepy that she turned around and fell asleep wrapped in a quilt.

In the morning, I was woken up by the sound of Weibo prompts, and I was startled. Could it be Jiang Chen?Open it and look, it really is Jiang Chen!

Please send your contact information and resume to my email, thank you. [email protected]

I struggled emotionally, opened my notebook and quickly sent my mobile phone number and resume, thought for a while, and added a few words, "Jiang Chen, I am your die-hard fan, and I have been chasing you since you started writing. I can cook, wash and mop the floor, mix wine and grind coffee,..." Barabara wrote a long list and sent it with a flick of her finger.

Seeing that the message was sent successfully, I trembled in my heart. The conversation just now looked more and more like I was applying for a babysitter.

Back in the dormitory, Han Lin, the little slut, was still lying on the bed at noon. He glanced at me, and his nimble little cherry mouth started spraying poisonous juice again: "Oh, do you remember to come back when you're done? I'll bring something to eat, you heartless."

"Why didn't you live out?" I became more and more calm about such words.

"Where to live!" As soon as he said that, Han Lin became angry, sat up, and began to spray more poisonous juice, "Talk about her, eat mine, wear mine, play with mine, watch movies If you want my money, the taxi will ask for my money, so I will bear it. But why do you want my money when you go out to open a house? What is this? I am not an ATM, I can plug in and spit out money. Living expenses of five or six thousand a month is not a small amount, right? Plus I still go out to earn money, and I have to be taken care of by you in the last few days of each month. What's the matter? I know that I have racked my brains to find expensive and delicious food, order a table, and I can’t finish it, isn’t this damn kidding me? I really feel like I have raised another daughter outside for my parents..."

I gave her a blank look: "Break up if you have the ability."

She also gave me a blank look: "You can break up if you have the ability." After speaking, she fell back on the bed.

Unfortunately, both of us are incompetent people.

In the afternoon, Jiang Chen sent a text message.

Interview at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon.

Su'an Garden?The address looked more and more like a residential area, and I happily showed it to Han Lin: "According to my years of experience, Jiang Chen must be a handsome guy! You can die without regret if you get caught."

Han Lin snorted coldly: "It must be a wretched uncle who likes ignorant girls like you. If you haven't come back after nine o'clock in the evening, I will call the police for you. Don't be afraid."

At noon the next day, when I got on the subway, I quickly started Baidu Jiangshen.

Jiang Chen started writing in 06. He first wrote articles for major magazines. After a few years, he gained a certain popularity, and many magazines asked him to write articles.However, Jiang Chen disappeared.To be precise, he retreated.After more than a year, as soon as the first novel "Shi" was published, it became popular all over the country, and Jiang Chen became popular from then on.However, in front of the media, Jiang Chen has always kept a low profile. He rarely showed his face in front of the camera. Whenever he showed his face, he must have big sunglasses covering half of his face and a peaked cap that was pressed down extremely low.

Therefore, Jiang Chen is known to everyone with only a few words: gender male, low-key, boring.

Afterwards, Baidu lost Jiang Chen's personal information, all of which were his works.I have read these novels several times, and I have to sigh, as a man, his mind can be so delicate.The description of the novel is in place, the plot is exquisite, unique, and the perspective of the story is unconventional.

Just as I was so excited about the interview, the subway shook violently and stopped moving.

"Dear passengers, there is a breakdown in the subway, and it will start again in 10 minutes. Sorry for the inconvenience."

I slammed my head on the glass, anxious, this is the rhythm of being late!