Grandpa is growing grass

As the sun set on the back of the mountain, the sky in the small village was particularly clear, and there was a faint scent of firewood in the wind. Kong Meili walked out of the yard and looked at the rising smoke from the kitchen.Sitting on the bench in the yard, watching the tired birds return to their nests, with dried radish in their mouths, Kong Meili felt that such a day was quite good. He played with the keys in his hand, full of happiness, and the leaves above his head Slowly close.

The dried radish was also delicious, not too salty. He wiped out two more, patted his clothes and went back to the house, and slipped into the kitchen.There's an action he's been wanting to do for a long time——

"Be careful, I'm cooking soup." The master father, Amen, was as immobile as a mountain, even though Kong Meili rushed forward, even though Kong Meili tried to hang on him like a eucalyptus tree and herself like a koala.

"Tsk, your position is too steady."

"Yeah." The master father, Amen, pulled him down, scooped up a little soup with a spoon, blew it cold, and brought it to Kong Meili's mouth, "Taste the taste."

Kong Mei took a quick gulp and swallowed, smashing her mouth, "It doesn't seem to be tasty enough." The master father, Amen, kissed it without warning, and stuck his tongue into his mouth.

The kiss ended quickly, and Kong Meili's eyes were still wide open. The master father, Amen, had already plunged into the soup again, and when he turned around, he left a light sentence, "Don't eat too much dried radish, it's too salty."

Kong Meili secretly scolded this person for being too shameless, and punched the opponent's waist, "Hei Mengmeng, there is one thing I haven't figured out yet. When I first vomited after eating vegetables, you said it might be rejection." Reaction is part of the characteristics of plants, and then you said that vegetable leaves and leaves can be used for composting without being repelled, so what exactly is it?"

"Sorry, I didn't express clearly."

Master Kong Meili patted her chest a lot, then put her shoulders on the other side, and said, "It's okay, just speak slowly."

Master Father Amen explained: "The time you vomited, you ate salad, and I added some vegetables to the food I cooked for you. You didn't vomit, and it was fine to wash your hair with tea bran water. You didn't respond to the dried radish just now— "

"Hey, I ate a lot of dried radishes just now!" Only then did Kong Meili realize what was going on with the sense of disobedience she felt just now.

"So," Master Father Amen continued, "as long as it's not fresh, it's fine. This is my final conclusion."

"To what extent can it be called stale? You don't want me to eat a half-rotten apple, do you?"

Touching his head, "Let's explore slowly. The vegetative people in this world are different from what I have seen. They may be variants. Everything needs to be discussed again."

Kong Mei was very upset. This sentence obviously had an inside story, and it was a very big inside story. He didn't think that Master Father Amen had a problem with his mind, so it must be one of the many things that Master Father Amen concealed. He looked straight into it. In the eyes of the other party, I tried to find some clues, but the eyes of the master father, Amen, were gentle, as if he was determined to wait until tomorrow to talk about the matter.

"If you don't explain everything clearly tomorrow, I will sell your house." Kong Meili inexplicably felt that her name was written on the real estate certificate.

Sure enough, the master father Amen said: "The real estate certificate is written on you, and I will give it to you tomorrow."

The corners of Kong Meili's mouth couldn't help but raised up, her head held high, like a little rooster winning a fight, she went out like a winning rooster.

He went to the living room and turned on the computer and logged into the chat room.He went up to say hello, and found that the person who yelled to sell peas all day was showing his crying expression in green fonts. It turned out that the person who sold peas really had a pea sprout on his head, and he usually loved peas. Miao——Kong Meili gave others a nickname without any pressure—the stalking zombie 0091 changed his attitude of only a few words, and comforted Pea calmly.There are quite a few people in the chat room with things growing on them, some have a flower on the back of their hand, some have small fruits on their earlobe, and some have tail-like grass growing on their buttocks... Kong Meili put her own mimosa I also said that it attracted everyone's onlookers to seek the truth.

Zombie 7777: This is the first time I heard about the mimosa, it seems very interesting, if I poke it, will it close?

Zombie ****: What do you want to poke with? [smiling]

The corners of Kong Meili's eyes twitched, and she sent a whole version of fists and knives swiping the screen.

After such a fuss, the administrator popped up: What are your plans next?

Everyone is not very determined, basically they plan to see the walking, a large part of them are optimistic about the phenomenon of growing flowers and grass, judging from their feedback, most of them plan to see it in a few days. Back to work and school.The administrator did not express any opinion on this. He/she said: I plan to build a small team, and there may be changes in the future. I want to gather capable people together.

The administrator of the chat room is a very mysterious person. It is said that he is a powerful macho, but in fact no one has ever seen him/her. When talking about the administrator, everyone will use "it" to refer to it. It might have been insulting, but the administrators acquiesced.

Its words rolled across the screen, followed by a series of different opinions, but very few people really agreed and were willing to try.At first, some people thought that this was some kind of game or radio wave activity, but after the administrator emphasized the seriousness of this idea in a very serious tone, few people said anything more.

Most of the chat rooms are internet worms. They dare to say and do anything on the Internet, because as long as they pay attention to precautions, those things will not affect real life. The group formation that the administrator said seems to be a big plan, which means If you want to give up everything you have now, maybe it will only prove to be a stupid excess of imagination in the end.

There are not many people in the chat room, at most two or three hundred, and there are only more than 100 activists. Now, it is basically silent.Kong Meili guessed that many people had switched to the secret chat channel, and the account of the administrator was suspended for about 10 minutes, and the avatar was blacked out.The chat room slowly became lively again, and the topic of discussion was deliberately turned to the stars. In Kong Meili's eyes, it seemed very boring to talk about what the stars would look like when grass grew on them.

Kong Meili turned to the message box and nodded to the administrator's avatar, but did not leave a message in the chat box for a long time.He still remembered Tang Qian's prophecy, and he always felt that things would not end so easily, and that this group might be necessary.After thinking about it, he closed the message window.After spending a while with a group of people on the main interface, I consciously paid attention to people who might be reliable——

Although pea sprouts are usually bluffing, they are very clear-headed when necessary, especially in the calculation of accounts. No, now he is calculating how to spend and invest in wages for a person to get the maximum profit after they have to eat.

0091, when he jumps out with no more than ten words in one sentence, Kong Meili will think that she has seen the second Hei Mengmeng, but 0091 is very different from Hei Mengmeng, he gives people a straightforward feeling, serious It is very direct when it comes to people, and it is also very direct when it comes to expressing concern for others. It will not beat around the bush or hide it.No one in the chat room knew what occupation he was, but Kong Meili felt that this person was not an idiot.

As a result, Kong Meili only felt that these two people were reliable, and he did not rule out the influence of preconceived ideas. When he first came to this chat room, he was chatting with only these two people.He struggled to find a topic to attract the master, at this moment, a strange voice interrupted his train of thought.

"Hei Mengmeng?" He looked up from the computer, only to realize that it was half dark, the living room was very dark, and the strange sound disappeared.Misheard?He put down the computer, stretched his waist, lay on his back on the carpet, rolled a few times, lay there and beat his waist with his hands.As he hammered and hammered, the voice rang again, this time louder than before, humming and chirping. He straightened his upper body and looked around, but there was still nothing.

He leaned back suspiciously, put his hands under his head, and tilted his head to enjoy the feeling of the wind blowing the leaves on his head.It was quite comfortable at first, it was blowing, a small wind came in from an impossible direction, Kong Meili frowned, and before she could understand what was going on, a strange humming sound came There was a ringing in front of his head...

Shouts resounded throughout the house and yard.

The master father, Amen, appeared in the living room in an instant, pressed the light switch, and separated Kong Meili from that "thing".The blue veins on Kong Meili's forehead twitched faintly, her eyes were red, and she shed a few tears with a grin, "I'm going! What the hell! It hurts me!" He wiped his eyelids, and it turned out that the mimosa was covered It hurts so much when a person bites off a small half of a leaf.

The atmosphere around Father Amen was not quite right, Kong Meili seemed to be aware of his anger, and vaguely saw something in his hand, which he was about to throw out.

"Don't! Let me see what it is first!" He stopped the movement of the master father, Amen.

The master father, Amen, did not speak, his left hand touched his small injured leaf, which was less than half the size of a fingernail, and his right hand resolutely threw it...

Kong Meili knew that his Hei Mengmeng was really angry.

He walked up to the person and looked at it seriously: this man looks even more... sexy when he is angry.

He grinned and gnawed on it, the master father, Amen, slowly relaxed, and Kong Meili said wretchedly, "How can you be so seductive with a stern face and tense muscles."

Master Father Amen looked at his leaf intently, "Does it still hurt?"

"It hurt so much when it was pulled off just now, but it's fine now." Kong Mei touched it vigorously, but it still hurt, but it was much better than the one just now, so he didn't bother to say anything more. "Hey, what was it that bit me just now? Why do I feel a little hairy?"

Master Father Amen turned his face slightly, and ordered to the outside world: "Come out."

There were strange humming sounds a few times, and the firewood pile in the corner of the courtyard moved a few times.

"Don't make me say it a second time."

The humming and humming became louder, and Kong Meili could even hear the grievance inside, and then, a dark mass got out, and moved to this side with one step and three steps.

"Puchi," Kong Mei couldn't hold back, she leaned forward and back laughing while hanging on the other person, "I, I look so much like you!"

Master Father Amen's smile seemed to be a little unstoppable, the black mass stiffened, and one hoof remained in mid-air position, and it trembled a little upon closer inspection.

The mass finally revealed its true colors in the light—a little black pig.

It was the first time for Kong Meili to see a real pet pig, and it was all black. The black was so uniform and deep. He fell to the ground laughing again.I don't know how long he laughed, but he finally regained his breath, took the poor little guy, just filled his palms, the little guy was so warm, so cute.

"Oh, Hei Mengmeng, look at the cute little black eyes." Looking at the little black pig Shui Ling's small eyes, Kong Meili started to twitch again, he barely held back, looked at the master Amen, "You Although her little eyes are scary, they are also kind of cute."

Hahaha, he laughed again in his heart: Hei Mengmeng, you are so dark, why do you want to raise an even darker pig.