Grandpa is growing grass

Kong Meili originally planned to buy the necessities and go home, but Zeng Pin's miserable expression was so interesting that he couldn't help but stay and study for a while.There is only one plant on Zeng Pin's head, and the straight one is probably shorter, about forty centimeters. The flexible green vines hang down four round small cages with red outside and light yellow inside. It looks a bit like a small lantern, but it is still quite tall. Lovely.But he didn't know the specific species, so he decisively took a photo with his mobile phone and asked about the one at home later.

"Are there enough mosquitoes here?" He squatted next to Zeng Pin and asked.

Zeng Pin crouched in the corner, shaking his head, "No..."

Kong Meili couldn't help but wanted to touch the head of this hard-working child, but the round beak of the pitcher plant was staring at his fingers. Don't ask him why he felt such a weird feeling from the plant without eyes. Feeling emotional, he patted Zeng Pin on the back instead, "Poor thing, can't you get enough to eat now?" It's really pitiful, there is a room full of food in stock, but it can't really fill your stomach.

Zeng Pin said in a muffled voice, "I must die."

Kong Meili reassured her: "Calm down, everyone will die together, look at me."

The two tender mimosa trees bounced up and shook their heads twice.Zeng Pin opened his eyes wide and leaned closer, "This is... a mimosa?"

... The mimosa is enough for that, and it's still shy.Kong Mei supported her forehead and said, "Anyway, you have seen it too. There should be quite a few people who look like this, so you don't have to worry about those who have it."

Zeng Pin's black and white eyes rolled half a circle, and he smiled, "Thank you, big brother."

"Hey, what's this, what's that... Now that I've unwrapped it for you, then these condoms will be cheaper for me." Kong Meili laughed, and the mimosa on her head swayed happily.

Zeng Pin nodded, and the small cage swayed like a bell.

When packing things for Kong Meili, Zeng Pin said to himself, "Mine is one tree, how could there be two of elder brother's? And why does the tree on the left have three clusters of leaves, and the one on the right is Four bunches of leaves? Brother, don’t you feel that your head is heavy on one side and light on the other?”

Kong Meili took a deep breath and told herself not to worry about it. Although he did struggle with the asymmetrical bifurcation for a minute, after trying to break it failed, he could only try his best not to mind it. He reminded.Forget it, hurry up and go after buying it, "Is that all right?"

Zeng Pin turned his head quickly, "Ah, it's coming soon." The small cage shook a few times, it was bright red, and it was really happy.If only he could move a few beats faster.

Kong Meili finally got what she wanted, paid for it, and just about to open the small door on the iron gate, the door was kicked open by someone, and both of them jumped.Kong Meili was shocked by the suddenness of the movement, but Zeng Pin squatted back in the corner as if he had seen a ghost.

A few youthful young men twisted their hips and kicked onto the stool, "I'm running out of money again, you idiot, borrow some money to spend."

A little guy rushed up, nodded and said, "Boss, now some people are starting to stockpile supplies, shall we also get some?"

The young man with the "purple sun is shining brightly" Sha Matt's essence hairstyle pouted and grinned, "Break the jump." The younger brother behind looked at each other, and the one who suggested the idea growled, "Boss, this is English, it's okay to say it." .Uneducated, it's terrible!"

So the younger brothers dispersed like birds and beasts with a clatter, and began their sweep.

Kong Meili didn't intend to intervene in this, because - he actually flew to Zeng Pin before the door was kicked open, and also squeezed into the corner.Note that he was not afraid, but that the mimosa on his head was too late to hide, and he knocked off the helmet with a shake of his hand just now, and he didn't know where he went.

Kong Meili asked secretly: "How long have they been like this?"

Zeng Pin replied in a low voice: "It's been a week, it started two days ago."

"..." It started two days ago, how is it called a week?Kong Meili was sure that if it wasn't for the grass growing in her head, it was because this little boy was not very good at math.

Shaking his head and putting aside these things, he then asked secretly: "You didn't want to drive them away?"

Zeng Pin thought for a long time very seriously, and those punks had already picked up everything they could move and were about to retreat, so he gathered his fists and said, "Brother will catch them when he comes back."

As soon as the words fell, a shout resounded through the sky: "Raise your hands!"

Kong Meili heard the sound, and was startled: the rescuers are here now? !He took two slices of salted fish and put them on both sides of his head to block the mimosa. He poked out half of his head, and saw a man in a police uniform who knocked down all the gangsters in two or three strokes. His posture and muscles made him tsk tsk tsk .After feasting his eyes, he was about to shrink back and continue chatting with Zeng Pin, when the man stared at him suddenly, his eyes were like watching the murder of his father and enemy.Kong Meili threw the salted fish away, and slowly stood up with her hands raised, "I'm a customer who came here to buy things. I'm innocent, so show mercy."

"Where's my brother?" The man's brows and eyes were too sharp, and he felt a little mean, he asked coldly.

Kong Meili pointed her finger to the lower left, and a figure from the corner of her eye rushed out at an astonishing speed, "Brother!"

The man caught Zeng Pin and showed a gentle smile, "Why did I hide for so long, I made my brother worry."

Zeng Pin laughed, jumped off the man, and saluted the Young Pioneers upright, "I always listen to you, if any gangsters enter the door, I will hide until you come to me."

The man squeezed Zeng Pin's cheek, "He is a good and obedient brother."

Zeng Pin smiled as brightly as a sunflower, and Kong Meili raised her hand very tiredly, "Well, can I put my hand down?"

Zeng Pin seemed to remember that there is still a big living person here, "Brother, this is a resident of the community, and he is also a good person."

The man pulled his cold face down again, and his tone was much better than before, "Come out."

Kong Meili breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the side and picked up the bag containing the things she wanted, and asked Zeng Pin before leaving, "Why do you think I'm a good person too?"

"Because you also listened to my brother and hid."

Kong Meili almost fell flat on the ground, her forehead twitched, and she forced a smile and said, "So that's the case, that's really... gratifying, haha." With a dry smile, he picked up the helmet and hid the mimosa again.

Before going out, he said to the man: "I won't tell about Zeng Pin's head, I hope you can keep it a secret for me." Then he walked away coolly.

The man watched Kong Meili disappear from sight, showing a thoughtful expression.

******

When she got home, Kong Meili immediately jumped into the guest room to hide her things.Master Father Amen was basking in the sun on the balcony and seemed not to notice what he was doing.He wiped off his sweat, calmed his breathing, and then swayed out of the balcony like a gentleman.

"The boy is very comfortable."

Master Father Amen opened his eyes, smiled and said, "You're back, what did you buy?"

Kong Meili took out a handful of chewing gum from her trouser pocket, "Here, please eat plastic."

The master father, Amen, burst out laughing, "You poor boy, why do you still remember about the crystal mud?"

Kong Meili murmured that it was so "black" and she was about to turn into a bag of black charcoal, and pulled the master father Amen from the bench, "You don't care, chewing gum is edible anyway, what else are you dissatisfied with?" What? As a human being, maybe you can’t be too picky.”

"Okay," the master father, Amen, followed into the room, picked a piece of peel-off paper and stuffed it into his mouth, "I haven't eaten this for a long time."

Kong Meili kept thinking about what to do next, and was so nervous that she responded indiscriminately.Glancing at the round clock hanging on the wall, he patiently watched a movie with his master, Amen.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched The Matrix, but the two of them actually enjoyed it very much.But where this "taste" comes from is hard to say.Kong Meili calmly searched for some netizens she knew in the community on her mobile phone to learn from, her face turned red and then turned pale, and the master father, Amen, pretended to watch a movie and actually saw all of Kong Meili's actions. He wanted to laugh or not , the mood seems to be very happy.

After the movie finished, Kong Mei raised her arms and shouted, "It's over!"

Master Father Amen responded gently: "Well, what are you going to do next?"

Kong Meili was almost trembling with excitement, he cleared his throat twice, "You, cook for the uncle, the uncle is tired all day, you need to take a good bath."

"Okay, listen to you. What do you want to eat?"

"casual."

"Crystal mud?"

"...It's all said to be casual, and you can order some meat as you like. I can't let the guests eat mud with me, can I?"

"Row."

Kong Meili stared at her father, Amen, and got busy in the kitchen. She tiptoed into the guest room, hid her things behind her, and jumped sideways into the bathroom in a crab posture.Close the door, lock it, make sure it is locked, boil the water, unpack the package, read the instructions on the package with grinning teeth, turn down the water flow, face a row of tools ready to go, and strip yourself seriously...

"Ow!"

The master father, Amen, heard someone's rather heroic roar in the kitchen. He wore a black half-length apron and came to the bathroom door with a spoon in his hand. He knocked twice, "What's going on inside."

"No, nothing! I almost slipped and fell!" Kong Meili blushed from her head to her heels, yelling with her neck thick.

Master Father Amen suppressed a smile, looked up at a little bee flying by on the ceiling, and said, "You can still wrestle after taking a shower, if you have twisted somewhere, open the door, I will go in and have a look."

Kong Meili almost slipped and fell off right now, holding onto the edge of the bathtub, she hurriedly shouted: "Get out, why should I show you the bath for nothing!"

"Oh, then I'll wash it together, and I'll show you back."

Kong Meili wanted to cry, the bathroom was steaming hot, and her blood-boiling head was about to stop now, and she frantically turned her head, thinking about how to get rid of this wooden lump.In the end, before he could figure it out, the master father, Amen, let him go, "Okay, I still have to cook vegetables over there, so be careful and don't fall again."

The sound of footsteps gradually faded away—in fact, even though the master father, Amen Niu, is so big, it can walk like a cat without making a sound at all. Once, Kong Meili, who had just watched a horror movie, was scared out of her wits. From then on, he would deliberately make a little noise, so as not to scare people again.Kong Meili had only one thought at the time: this kind of man should really marry!

However, according to his almost blind obsession with the master father Amen, if he really wants to participate in the reply to the "When will your good brother have the urge to marry him" post, I believe he can write a thousand and one nights .

Thinking of these things, he continued his unskilled and somewhat arduous road of self-cleaning...