my vegetable boyfriend

Chapter 91. God's Joke

Xia Kun stood motionless in front of the bed with his head down, his eyes fixed on the corner of the quilt, and he didn't explain or make a sound, as if he was silently confronting the extremely angry Yang Ziqian.

Seeing the other party's reaction, and thinking about the strange dreams every night in the past few months, Yang Ziqian's face turned blue and red alternately.

Come on!Why do you act as if you are the one who has done something wrong and made trouble for no reason.

Yang Ziqian took a deep breath and another deep breath, temporarily brushing aside the bad "memories" he learned during the day, and tried not to bring too much anger into his cold voice.

"Don't you have anything to say!" Yang Ziqian gritted his silver teeth and said with a gloomy face.

Hearing this, Xia Kun finally raised his head, the corners of his tense mouth twitched, and finally squeezed out a sentence, "How did you find out?"

Yang Ziqian's guts were about to implode when he asked such a loud and forceful question but was softly bounced back, so he said hehe. It seems that not only Xiao Yang Ziqian has changed over the years, but even Xia Kun has changed a lot , it is becoming more and more difficult to deal with...

Yang Ziqian's face became even uglier when he thought of Xia Kun's telltale feet that happened to be caught by him.

Ever since he started to take care of Mr. Plant in his previous life, Yang Ziqian has been used to shaving his face and "trimming his eyebrows" while wiping his face.

Originally, shaving would be enough, but Xia Kun's eyebrows always grow a few "miscellaneous hairs" that "try to connect the two eyebrows together". This has always made Yang Ziqian with obsessive-compulsive disorder very unhappy. It has been said that people with this kind of one-word eyebrows are too strong-tempered, irritable and restraining, so he consciously counts himself among Mr. Plant's "people around him", and he will use tweezers to remove a few "long hairs" with tweezers every time after cleansing the other person's face. Miscellaneous hair" pulled down.

And this habit has been maintained until he fell asleep.

When washing with Xiao Xiakun, he would always use tweezers to clip off the child's redundant eyebrows. After that, it became Xiao Xiakun's habit subtly and until he grew up.

Only Yang Ziqian and Xiao Xia Kun knew about this intimate little interaction. Yang Ziqian asked later that even Xia Kun in his youth had forgotten the origin of this habit.

It's just that Yang Ziqian pulls Xia Kun once every two or three days, but Xia Kun himself pulls it when he sees it and thinks about it.

Since starting to take care of this "fake" Mr. Plant in this life, Yang Ziqian has also plucked his eyebrows out of habit, which is an inevitable "activity" almost every three days.

Xia Kun's disobedient eyebrows will grow in two or three days. Yang Ziqian looked at the brows that hadn't grown much before going to bed last night, thinking about pulling them out the day after tomorrow. A few hairs are gone.

The chances of this eyebrow being pulled out by Brother Xiaofang and the others are very small. If they can find out and leave it alone, it would be a bit out of bounds if they did it.And thinking about the various troubles he had every time he came home from get off work early, and the spring dream at night, no matter how stupid Yang Ziqian was, it was impossible for him not to be suspicious.

And his last try, it really worked out for him.

"If Mr. Xia has nothing else to say, please go back to your mansion. My small temple can't accommodate your big Buddha!" ​​Of course Yang Ziqian would not follow Xia Kun's words, because he had accumulated the anger during the day and added At this time, because he was angry at Xia Kun's deception, Yang Ziqian's attitude was surprisingly bad.

I thought that Xia Kun, who was always cold and arrogant, would leave without saying a word, but to Yang Ziqian's surprise, the other party blocked his words as if he had become accustomed to his sarcasm.

I saw Xia Kun raised his deep eyes and looked straight at Yang Ziqian on the bed, and said in a cold voice with a hint of pleading, "Give me one more chance..."

A simple sentence shocked Yang Ziqian who was sitting on the bed and staring at Xia Kun.

This is Xia Kun, this is the omnipotent male god Xia Kun in the eyes of him and countless people.

At this time, Xia Kun not only bowed his head to him, but even "begged" to him.

This made Yang Ziqian a little uncomfortable.

Yang Ziqian looked at Xia Kun who looked forward with mixed emotions, and all his emotions finally turned into a bitter sigh.

"Sit down first." Yang Ziqian calmed down the emotion in his eyes, and calmly pointed to the sofa beside the bed, and he himself sat upright by the bed.

Xia Kun's pupils shrank, and he, who was always fearless, suddenly became nervous at this time.He always felt that the peaceful lover at this time was more difficult to "conquer" than before.

Keeping in mind the "broken mirror reunion techniques" secretly seen on the Internet, Xia Kun tried his best to maintain a "poor" expression on his face, and sat obediently on the sofa.

Yang Ziqian looked at the man who was very different from what he remembered, and couldn't help feeling dazed for a while.

The sunny, frank and vigorous boy, the energetic, handsome and cheerful young man, the heroic and vigorous young man, and this... have already become mature and steady, showing dominance and masculinity everywhere The Mighty Man of...  

When he came back to his senses, Yang Ziqian, a sentimental person, sighed for a moment because of his previous life, this life, and his experiences in dreams and dreams. It turns out that it has been so long......

Yes, even if there is no memory of the child over the years, he is indeed Ben San's uncle.

Thinking of this, Yang Ziqian laughed.

But he didn't see that while he was laughing, the hands of the tall man on the sofa grabbed the hem of his pants.

"I promise I will never say that you are that person again, give me another chance, I really..." Xia Kun stared at Yang Ziqian unsteadily, and spoke in an unsteady voice first.

Yang Ziqian originally planned to complain about his own situation and the information he got from others "with evidence" before rejecting Xia Kun, but he didn't expect Xia Kun to lose his composure.

"Which person?" Yang Ziqian interrupted Xia Kun.

Xia Kun's expression hesitated for a moment when he heard the words, but he immediately asked tentatively, "You... really lost your memory?"

Yang Ziqian didn't expect that Xia Kun, who had been pretending to be a vegetable, never believed that he had "amnesia", so he looked straight into the other's eyes and nodded.

After seeing Yang Ziqian's reaction, Xia Kun was a little nervous and distressed, but also a little lucky and relieved, but after those complicated emotions flashed, everything returned to calm and firm.

"By the way, tell me about the things between the two of us over the years, so as not to blame you any more."

Yang Ziqian saw that Xia Kun had made up his mind to be frank and honest with him, a patient with amnesia, so he asked the other party to explain all these things to him clearly.

Yang Ziqian asked very casually, but Xia Kun felt like he was facing a formidable enemy.But when he thought of the resolution he had just made, he restrained himself again and calmed down.

"I heard that your memory stays before the college entrance examination...for what happened at that time, it's my fault..."

"And what your friends told you... most of it is true..."

"I admit, I promised you at the beginning... I promised to be with you because you look very much like a person I once liked..."

Xia Kun considered the words of each sentence, and saw that Yang Ziqian didn't have any emotional changes before continuing.

"I used to love that person very much. That person accompanied me to grow up. He gave me the first sunshine and warmth. Without him, I believe my life will be different..."

Speaking of "old love" nostalgicly, Xia Kun suddenly realized that in the past, whenever he mentioned this person, his lover would go crazy, so he hurried to remedy it, "But I already understand that you are not him, no matter how similar you look or how similar your personality is. You are also two individuals, I will not make the same mistake as before, what I love now is you! It is you Yang Ziqian!" Although I think you two are really one person......

Xia Kun didn't dare to talk about his persistence and feelings over the years, because in the past, every time he tried or mentioned it, it would cause strong resistance from his lover.

"Before I was too self-righteous and selfish..."

Listening to Xia Kun uncharacteristically "nagging" making a confession report, Yang Ziqian's expression became more and more strange.

"Wait a minute!" Yang Ziqian interrupted Xia Kun, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

Xia Kun shut up obediently, then stared at Yang Ziqian closely.

"You said... who is the person you like?" Yang Ziqian asked with a face twisted.

"He...was a ghost who accompanied me growing up. I always called him Brother Immortal. He left me when I was still in primary school, and I was depressed for a long time because of it... ...." Xia Kun hadn't finished speaking when Yang Ziqian's face turned red and green.

Xia Kun thought that even if his lover lost his memory, he still cared about it, so he hurriedly said, "I used to love him very much, but now I can be sure that I love you, so don't..."

Xia Kun didn't know that he had climbed out of one pit and fell into another pit.

In the past, even though he begged Xiao Yang Ziqian to get back together, he always insisted on thinking in his heart that the two people are the same person, and even opened his mind to talk about the relationship between the two people or their past and present lives.And this has always been unacceptable to Xiao Yang Ziqian who just wanted to be the "only" one, so the two have been entangled with each other for many years.

This time Xiao Yang Ziqian and Xia Kun had a car accident together, which made Xia Kun realize that even though they both have the means of cultivation, they are still mortals after all, and the time left for them to be together is really running out.What's more, ever since his master exhausted his cultivation base and broke his demons, he has gradually seen the person in front of him clearly, and he also regrets the harm he has caused to the other party, so he wants to use this opportunity to obtain forgiveness from his lover , and vowed to love him and protect him for the rest of his life.

But he never expected that he finally figured it out, in order not to let the fairy brother become a lover's heart attack, he forced his heart to bury the fairy brother deep in his soul and "distinguish" him from his lover, but the reality is different from his lover. He made a big joke.

"I am your fairy brother..."

Yang Ziqian raised his head and said a word after he was entangled, and then he saw the tall and resolute man in front of him petrified.

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ~~~"

Yang Ziqian saw the other party's pitiful appearance, and thought of Xia Kun's sudden and excessive psychological and emotional, suddenly felt that Xia Kun was really pitiful and a little ridiculous.

Covering up his bitterness and bewilderment with a cheerful laugh, Yang Ziqian got up and walked to Xia Kun's side while wiping the "laughing" physiological saline from the corners of his eyes, and patted his head like the other party did when he was a child.

Xia Kun came back to his senses, his pupils shrank sharply, the familiar feeling made him hard to hold back, he told him deep in his heart that this is his fairy brother, the fairy brother who accompanied him to grow up and made him love terribly... .........

Xia Kun excitedly grabbed Yang Ziqian's wrist.

Yang Ziqian quickly withdrew his hand, and then looked at him with a gentle smile. When the surprise in Xia Kun's eyes turned into blankness and doubt, he gently sat beside Xia Kun.

"Maybe you won't understand, but let's put it this way....... The two of us share the same body, and now he is gone, and I am the one who controls the body."

Yang Ziqian chose an ambiguous and unverifiable statement. Seeing that Xia Kun was about to refute him, Yang Ziqian quickly said, "You can tell if what I'm telling is the truth, can't you?" He looked at Xia Kun.

Xia Kun had mixed feelings in his heart. What he couldn't argue with was that he judged with his never-wrong judgment that the person in front of him really wasn't lying.

Xia Kun's mind was in a mess, even though he was always calm and calm, he couldn't maintain his expression at this time, he stood up abruptly, staring at Yang Ziqian with red eyes, just when Yang Ziqian thought that the other party was going crazy again and wanted to attack , suddenly turned and ran out of the room.

Yang Ziqian didn't react at first, and only chased him out when he heard the sound of throbbing in the hall.

In the living room, Xia Kun squatted on the ground frantically looking for something in two large suitcases, Yang Ziqian walked over quietly, and when he saw the old things thrown everywhere, he suddenly wanted to understand what these things were up.

There are trinkets, scarves and gloves on the ground, half-eaten pills and capsules, photos and photo albums...all of these things are the "little bits and pieces" left by Xia Kun and Xiao Yang Ziqian Yang Ziqian thought that there would be no waves in his heart, but when he saw the little things that Xia Kun treasured one by one, he suddenly became sourly jealous of little Yang Ziqian.

When this thought came up, Yang Ziqian immediately suppressed it.

What right do I have to be jealous of a child? After all, he is the one who has sacrificed and been injured for Xia Kun all these years......

When Xia Kun reached the bottom of the second box, he carefully pulled out an envelope, then hurriedly turned around, looking up at Yang Ziqian who was standing behind him with suppressed emotions in his eyes, and then handed over the letter .

Yang Ziqian took it strangely and opened the envelope. There were two pieces of yellowed letter paper inside. He gently opened the first one, and a swipe of wild grass came into view.

"Cough..." Yang Ziqian suddenly remembered the handwriting that was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar with it. Many years ago, when he decided to save Xia Kun's uncle, he thought that he would surely die and left two letters to Xiao Xia Kun. !

Yang Ziqian quickly read the first letter, and then went to the second one.

The content of the first letter was his encouragement to Xiao Xiakun. Although the handwriting in the letter was not neat and tidy, the sincere care in it still moved the hearts of those who saw it.

This was what he said to cheer up Xiao Xia Kun at the time and told him to become a good young man who was "cheerful, sunny, upright, and kind". Looking back now, Yang Ziqian looked a little embarrassed.

The second letter was written by him to Du Li back then. Since this letter is here now, it means that Xia Kun did not follow his words, but opened the letter and read it by himself.

After reading the letter, Yang Ziqian thought about the deviation of his original plan, but was suddenly hugged by Xia Kun.

"It's you! Brother Immortal......Yang Ziqian......It's you! You are one person!!......" Xia Kun repeated it over and over again in a daze With this sentence, his eyes are red.

"Xia Kun!" Yang Ziqian couldn't break free from the opponent's iron arm, so he called out in a stern tone.

Xia Kun's body froze when he heard the sound, and then let go of his hand.Deep in my memory, I have hurt my lover countless times under such circumstances.

Yang Ziqian stepped out of the opponent's embrace, then frowned and looked at the stubborn man with his back straight.

"I said, I'm not him," Yang Ziqian said firmly.

"But...but I read the other letter...you...you asked Du Li to take care of your parents...you... "Xia Kun said with twinkling eyes, not knowing whether it was embarrassment because he didn't fulfill the promise he made to Brother Shenxian back then, or doubts about his own thoughts.

"Xia Kun, let me say it again, we are not alone, we have not been, and we will never be. Since you still don't believe me, then I will tell you the truth. I replaced him, and he has disappeared..... died ...Do you understand......" Yang Ziqian didn't want to get entangled with Xia Kun anymore, he couldn't tell what he was thinking at this time, he just wanted to cut off this relationship completely Even if he is escaping...so what...

When Xia Kun heard that Yang Ziqian had disappeared and died, his face turned pale, but he quickly calmed down and opened his mouth to speak.

"Stop! I'm not schizophrenic, and I'm not a dual personality. You've always been smart. Think about the time when 'Yang Ziqian' and I lived together, and you'll understand, won't you?" Yang Ziqian interrupted Xia Kun first, "The two are the same The theory of "people" used the most powerful "evidence" to suppress Xia Kun's words.

Seeing that the daze on Xia Kun's face turned into a struggle and turned into despair, Yang Ziqian pressed on step by step, "I planned it a long time ago, to get this body...... Now you know the truth, how about it?" ? Are you going to kill me to avenge him?" After Yang Ziqian finished speaking, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Xia Kun's heart twitched violently, and the temperature in his whole body quickly receded. He stared blankly at the "stranger" in front of him, who looked like a fairy brother and a lover, and stood motionless at a loss.

"Since there are no more problems, Mr. Xia, please go back..." Yang Ziqian finished speaking with a smile, and pushed him out of the room.

The moment the door was closed, Yang Ziqian's face turned pale.

Obviously there is a better and less hurtful way to solve it, isn't there?

Then why......

Obviously seeing him like that makes my heart ache, but......

When did my heart become so hard......

"Since you fell in love with him later...then it is impossible for me to be someone else's substitute...heh...how ironic. ......My God......Which one did you arrange......I'm not him...... ..not at all... a little..."

Yang Ziqian leaned against the door dejectedly, and sat on the ground weakly. He looked at the scattered objects in the living room with empty eyes, and laughed miserably......

Only then did I realize that my "like" is still so deep......

Why didn't I find it......

Xia Kun's mind was blank, walking like a wandering ghost on the desolate street in the middle of the night, even he himself didn't know what he was thinking at this time, at this time he seemed to have forgotten who his lover was, and there was a piece of love in his heart. The warm things seem to have been dug away......

Suddenly, a voice floated into his ears, which made Xia Kun startled and immediately became alert.

"........trade.................."

"I can.............."

"......as you wish..........."

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"Tsk! Meng Shili! There's no end to it!! Why is this job so strenuous!!! It's almost done!!! Back and forth over and over again!!! Look at you!!!!"

The irritable roar echoed in the quiet night sky, awakening the sleeping birds on the treetops......

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