my vegetable boyfriend

"Hey! Don't squeeze, you guys!"

"Who is pulling my hair!"

"Hush! Keep your voices down! We were killed by Zhou Sheng, a bully B value!"

Yang Ziqian listened to the whispers of the children behind him who were scrambling to watch the excitement with their necks pulled, and tried hard to smooth the twitching corners of their mouths, thinking [I will deduct points for you one by one later! 】

Seeing the bald man approaching aggressively, with "I'm *" written all over his face, Yang Ziqian went forward preemptively.Relying on his agility and the opponent's defenselessness, he tore off the name tag on the opponent's chest as soon as he went up.He has always remembered hatred, and he must know that he was treated like this back then!

"Class six years, Zhao Qi" Yang Ziqian looked at the torn name tag with disdain on his lips.

Zhao Qi stared at Yang Ziqian in a daze, never expecting that the kid in front of him who only reached his neck dared to come up and "do it".

Grade [-] A: "Huo! That's amazing!"

Third Grade B: "Oh my God...I suddenly think he's so handsome..."

At this time, Yang Ziqian, whose brain circuit was obviously different from that of elementary school students, didn't know that his unintentional actions unexpectedly hit the cool points of the junior students who had been "oppressed" by him for a year on the third floor.After reading the signature, he wrote down the other party's information in his notebook where points were deducted.

"You owe..." Zhao Qi, who had been put down and blushed, was startled by the book waved towards him before he finished speaking, and subconsciously took a big step back.

"... Signature..." Yang Ziqian looked at the man in front of him with his hands on his chest in a defensive posture with a strange expression, and said abruptly.

"Cough...you...you wait!" Zhao Qi was taken aback by Yang Ziqian's series of coherent actions, thinking that the other party's arrogance of confidence must be prepared.And even though he was suppressed and slapped in the face, he really couldn't pass the "final face" without saying a harsh word.So Zhao Qi, a sixth grader who was a head taller than Yang Ziqian, was scared away by Yang Ziqian's two actions and two words......

Looking at Zhao Qi who turned around and left, Yang Ziqian frowned and shouted, "Sign it! Why don't you ask your head teacher to sign it!"

When Zhao Qi heard this sentence, the resentment in his eyes couldn't be suppressed, he stared at Yang Ziqian, but he had no choice but to stride back.He grabbed the pen and paper and scratched viciously on the notebook. After finishing writing, he held the notebook and stopped for a while before throwing the notebook into Yang Ziqian's arms.

Yang Ziqian raised his eyebrows, looking at the "fleeing" figure of the other party, he felt emotional [tsk... people who are not bad enough are really afraid of "bad guys". ah.....】

The reason why Yang Ziqian did this was not only because of the situation at the time, he also had his own plans.He guessed that someone like Zhao Qi who "increased his combat power when he was in a crowd, and scumbags when he was single-handed" would definitely not dare to touch him directly, and the facts proved that this was the case.And if he guesses correctly, the other party will ask for help like in "the previous life", and if there is no problem with the "historical inertia", then Xia Kun will be called to "beat him"... In that case, not only can he Immediately saw Xia Kun, and could "return" the other party's sight logically... "Hey..." Thinking about it, I was a little excited...

Regardless of whether there are so many ifs or not, and regardless of whether Yang Ziqian's whimsical plan is good or not, it is certain that he missed a little bit...... Xia Xia Kun didn't come to school at all today.

"What are you looking at! Go back to the morning reading! Read the text! Hurry up!" Yang Ziqian "sends" the "bait" away, and turns around to yell at the five third-grade classes crowded at the door in the corridor.There is no way, children at this age are the most difficult to manage, they are skinny and not afraid of people, if they accidentally give them some sunshine, they will definitely flood immediately.This is why most weekly students love to stand guard next to the classes of grades one, two, or grades four and five.

Grade [-] A: "I...I have decided! I will also be a weekly student in the future! So cool..."

Grade [-] B: "If it's just you, your grades won't pass. I have a little bit of hope..."

Grade [-] A: "Nonsense, just watch..."

Third Grade C: "Hey, tell me if he will be beaten later..."

Grade [-] D: "I think it's a bit suspenseful..."

Yang Ziqian exhaled as he looked at the children who were quickly retreating away who were chirping and wowing.Turning around and looking at the bright sky through the window, he narrowed his eyes comfortably.At this time, Yang Ziqian, who was in a good mood, was looking forward to the "historic" meeting for a while.

"Ring, ring, ring..." The pre-bell for the first class rang loudly, and Yang Ziqian was taken aback for a moment before realizing that he could be dismissed.

After struggling to find the class on the fourth floor, Yang Ziqian walked in with his head lowered after he lay down on the back door window and checked his seat.There was no way, this group of elementary school classmates whom he hadn't seen for a long time was really a little strange to him, and he was a little uncomfortable to be like a foreigner when he entered the class for the first time.

The students who had just finished their morning reading found out the books for the first English class one after another, and everyone didn't pay much attention to Yang Ziqian who came in at this time every day, which made Yang Ziqian feel a lot easier.

Returning to his seat, Yang Ziqian almost shook hands with him excitedly when he saw the fat "[-]th Line" tablemate deep in his memory.

The fat deskmate is Zheng Ping, a girl with a more serious personality.When it comes to her, everything has to be compared to right and wrong.And Yang Ziqian's biggest impression of her is the popular product in elementary school - the [-]th line.Schools at this time generally used long desks with two seats, so the size of the "ground" on the desk was generally used as one of the criteria for measuring "strength, status" and "whether you were bullied by your deskmate at school".As for Yang Ziqian, from the second grade to the sixth grade, the most common sentence he heard from his deskmate during the five years was "You have crossed the line".

Nervously and excitedly, he looked at the fat deskmate and the "boundary lines" drawn with a knife on the table, and Yang Ziqian wanted to laugh for no reason.It may be because he didn't have enough sense of substitution before, so he didn't feel anything.But when he really returned to this familiar environment many years ago with his current mentality, he felt extraordinarily warm? ...... At this time, how does he see how cute these little classmates are.

"What are you doing?! You want to copy my homework?! No! Or I'll sue the teacher!" It may be that Yang Ziqian's eyes were too hot, but Zheng Ping kept his right forearm straight while talking Lifted up.

"I..I finished my writing..Who wants to copy yours! I wrote it very well..." Somehow, Yang Ziqian's mouth was uncontrollable by his thoughts, and he uttered a series of words that sounded very childish to him .

What is the situation! !Yang Ziqian's eyes widened in surprise, and he suddenly thought of the incident where "I" had sternly called out that bald Zhao Qi in the corridor on the third floor just now. Could there be some connection between this?

etc! ...It can't be...it can't be the original "Yang Ziqian" in the body!

Thinking of this weird thing, Yang Ziqian couldn't control his emotions and stood up suddenly, almost knocking the boy at the back table to the ground.

"Oh...Yang Ziqian, what are you doing!" The little boy with round glasses at the back table wailed while clutching his stomach.

The strange noise caught the students' attention, and they all turned to look at Yang Ziqian. His deskmate Zheng Ping stared at him strangely, as if blaming him for "making a fuss out of a molehill".

"Heh...hehehe...it's all right..." Yang Ziqian rubbed his nose in embarrassment, regretting his overreaction, and quickly bent over to calm down and sit down.

Unexpectedly, at this time, a very thin male English teacher with a textbook between his hands pushed the door open and walked in.But the other party frowned unhappily when he saw Yang Ziqian who was "outstanding" in the class at this time, and said loudly, "Yang Ziqian! Recite the text of this unit!"

Yang Ziqian, who was about to sit down, was dumbfounded this time, reciting the text?Was the text written by God? !There is no requirement to recite English texts in elementary school, okay? !What a cheat! !You can be reserved when you are difficult! !

Yang Ziqian, an English teacher with an unusual "self", really knows it all too well. After all, one-third of the few criticisms he received during elementary school came from him.Always self-righteously "explain" the behavior of students, and often emotionally "label" students indiscriminately.

"Hi, friends, come and meet my family..." Just when Yang Ziqian was gnashing his teeth and wanted to say something to refute, he uttered an English text that he had no impression of at all.

Here it comes again...... This time Yang Ziqian really has to admit his conjecture just now, it seems that there are really two "selves" in this body now.While I am controlling my body with my thoughts, the other "self" is also doing the same.I just don't know if the other party knows the existence of the "other party" like myself.

After Yang Ziqian finished thinking, his mouth also stopped.He secretly rolled his eyes, and regardless of the teacher's reaction, or what the other "self" thought, he sat down vigorously with a click, and the legs of the stool he was sitting on made a harsh low hum.

After Yang Ziqian sat down, the whole class was surprisingly quiet for a while, and then there was a low humming sound.

"Shut up! Go to class!" The English teacher's face was livid. He didn't expect that the other party actually memorized the text that was not required to be memorized.After glaring at Yang Ziqian unabashedly, he threw the textbook on the table and stopped the discussion below.

Yang Ziqian didn't care about that much, he was stared at a lot when he was a child, this counts as six!In the past, Xiao Na didn't understand, but now that he is still "bullied" inexplicably with an IQ in his twenties, he will really feel sorry for himself.

But Yang Ziqian didn't notice how hot the eyes of the students around him were. You must know that in the eyes of the students, although he often talked back to the teacher and was "admired" by the students, but such a sharp straight-on face This is the first time, even a few students who have been targeted for a long time almost clapped their hands.

[What kind of thing is this.... "The other party" doesn't think he has schizophrenia...] Yang Ziqian, who was in a complicated mood, listened to an elementary school English class in a daze, and then dismissed the class Just as Ling remembered, she rushed out of the classroom.

When the students saw the English teacher's alternately blue and white face, they murmured to themselves while gloating.

[I'm going!How did I find out that Yang Ziqian is getting better and better! 】

[Pretend to be X!One day you will be dumbfounded when you encounter something...]

Yang Ziqian, who has "big things" in mind, doesn't care what others think, seeing Xia Kun earlier is more important than anything else in his heart.

He ran to the corridor on the third floor early with the armband, and Yang Ziqian stood guard at the stairs and looked around.

Sure enough, not long after, Yang Ziqian saw Zhao Qi leading six or seven tall men with "big arms and round waists" walking up from the first floor unsteadily.After Yang Ziqian quickly searched around the crowd, he frowned.

"Are you the only kid scolding our class? Huh?!" The first boy who had a little impression of Yang Ziqian bared his teeth and pretended to be ferocious, and growled loudly at Yang Ziqian.

Because Yang Ziqian didn't see Xia Kun complaining about the unreliability of "historical inertia", he was very upset when he was suddenly howled.So he raised his arms and squinted his red phoenix eyes to look dangerously at the boy who used the roar as a "deterrence".

"What did I scold you for?" Yang Ziqian asked back without fear, thinking about why he didn't run away or find a teacher when he was about to be beaten, and didn't even plan to tell his parents after being beaten?

"You scolded our class xxxxx..." Zhao Qi relied on the large number of people on his side, and also used "reasonableness" to utter a lot of slanderous words that he had made up.He was sure that even if the other party refuted, he could still make these fools with strong limbs and simple minds in his class stand on his side.

"Ah! I got it!" Yang Ziqian said something without knowing what he was thinking, then looked at Zhao Qi and said, "What did you just say?"

"Little calf, you are playing with me!...you guys!" Zhao Qi was so angry when he saw that the other party didn't take himself seriously, he was about to kick Yang Ziqian.

Yang Ziqian looked at Zhao Qi with contempt, and said something lightly.

After saying those words, Zhao Qi's raised legs froze in mid-air, and his face turned pale.And the boys behind him were also stunned for a moment, then forced out a distorted smile in embarrassment, and then walked away dejectedly while scolding Zhao Qi.

Grade [-] A: "I won!! Bring your white rabbit toffee!"

Grade [-] B: "I'll just say it's worth Zhou Shengniu B! Take a look, hahahaha~~"

Grade [-] C: "It shouldn't be...how come Class [-], Grade [-] is so cowardly..."

Third grade D: "What did you say he just told the other party..."

A group of lower-grade children watching the excitement looked at the "frightened" sixth-grade students, and began to gossip.

And Yang Ziqian, who solved the trouble without pressure, also figured out what happened back then.According to his speculation, when he was beaten at the beginning, he might have been stunned by Xia Kun, so he didn't react and ran.And after being beaten, he probably felt that he felt ashamed, so he was embarrassed to tell his family...

"Linglingling..." Yang Ziqian who didn't see Xia Kun was very unhappy, so he went upstairs slowly with extremely low air pressure.He planned to go to Xia Kun's class door to block him at noon......

And what exactly did Yang Ziqian say to surrender without fighting~

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Yang Ziqian raised his chin and said proudly, "Humph ~ Xia Kun is my god-brother~"