my vegetable boyfriend

In the dead of night on the street, only a few flying insects under the street lamps occasionally buzzed, and vehicles passing by from time to time rolled up the fallen leaves at the corner of the street, and the cold water vapor in the air was getting lower and lower, and slowly attached to On the withered flowers and plants on the roadside in late autumn.

Yang Ziqian fluttered in mid-air in panic, looking at the unfamiliar street under his feet, sweating from his anxious head.

After trying all kinds of methods but failing to make the dream come true, he began to hope that Zheng Tiandong, who was sleeping next door, would come and wake him up.However, it was already three o'clock in the morning, and with the time he spent wandering the streets, he had been dreaming for more than 24 hours this time.He couldn't use the excuse of "temporary bug" to comfort himself anymore...he started to get scared.

"I was wrong...don't play with me...at least let me find the way back to Xia Kun's house..." Yang Ziqian shivered, and then said to himself rushing Muttered into the air.

I don't know if his prayers worked, or his "navigation system" that was born with a disability finally worked. Yang Ziqian, who had been lost in this area for nearly five hours, finally found the street leading to Xia Kun's house. .

"Oh my God! Thank you!" Yang Ziqian shouted as if he had survived a catastrophe, and then quickly flew to Xia Kun's house.

When Yang Ziqian saw the familiar small dilapidated house, he almost ran away excitedly.Even if you can't go out, staying with people you know will give you a sense of security, right?

Going into the room, Xiao Xia Kun was fast asleep, Yang Ziqian wanted to hug him for some "comfort", but his hand went through the other's body again.

He was silent for a while, then adjusted his position and floated beside Xiao Xia Kun, stretching out his arms, pretending to be hugging him.

Looking at the child's sleeping face, Yang Ziqian took a deep breath, trying to let his mind go blank, he didn't dare to think about the difference between his current state and a ghost.

"Da, da, da," the clock on the wall was running synchronously with the heartbeat. For the first time, Yang Ziqian felt sleepy in his "dream". door noise.

"bang bang bang"

Yang Ziqian opened his eyes suddenly, startled.Turning around to look at Xiao Xia Kun beside him, he found that he was also awake.

The moment Xiao Xiakun woke up, the sleepiness on his face was swept away. He put on his little shoes and got off the ground, but he didn't go out of his hut, but quietly listened to the movement outside through his door.

After a while, there was a rude shout from the outer room, "Get out... get out of here.. What time will I return when I love you... old-girls-go away..."

"Keep your voice down, Kunzi is sleeping..." Lin Shan's timid voice sounded with a trace of complaint.

"Get out! I'm upset that I lost today! Don't tm bother me..." Before the words were finished, there were collisions and muffled sounds from outside the room.

Yang Ziqian flew out of the back room, just in time to see the pale Lin Shan standing up from the corner with her hands on her knees, and Xia Qiang, who was wearing dirty overalls, lay directly on the kang without taking off her shoes.

"Fuck!!" At that moment, Yang Ziqian really wanted to kill this "cause" directly, but when he came back to his senses, he was suddenly startled again, and hurriedly recited Amitabha Buddha.

When Yang Ziqian, who was a little restless, flew back to the back room, he found that Xiao Xia Kun was holding his little fist with anger, and his body was tense.

This made Yang Ziqian both angry and worried, angry at Xia Qiang's scum, so much so that even his own son began to hate him when he became sensible; worried about Xiao Xia Kun's hatred, worried that his future growth would be affected by this emotion.

"Hey..." Yang Ziqian sighed, and silently stayed by Xiao Xia Kun's side, watching him until dawn.

At dawn, Xiao Xia Kun got up early and went to the yard to do a set of punches.

Standing behind the child, Yang Ziqian was full of admiration for his sassy look.

Lin Shan started to make breakfast after Xiao Xia Kun got up. She carefully cut vegetables and cooked, for fear of making any noise and waking up the men in the room.

After coming back and washing his face, Xiao Xia Kun and Lin Shan had a meal quietly in the outhouse. During this time, both mother and son were silent in tacit understanding, and Xiao Xia Kun didn't even look at the man on the bed.

Seeing this scene, Yang Ziqian was a little worried, not because of anything else, but because he was afraid that Xia Qiang would be angry and beat him when he saw his son's "no one else" look.

But Yang Ziqian was too worried about this. Xia Qiang's work and rest time is different from that of ordinary people. After he gets up at noon, he will go to the construction site to do some work to get some small money, and then find a few cronies on the road to play money, drink and fight, and will not return until midnight. Home, and sometimes even stay out at night.So although Xia Qiang and Xia Kun lived under the same roof, the father and son basically couldn't speak a few words.Besides, Xia Qiang didn't care much about this son, he called him over to say a few words when he was happy, and kicked his feet to throw fire when he was upset. As long as Xia Kun didn't take the initiative to appear in front of Xia Qiang, Xia Qiang didn't have the heart to talk to him.

Xiao Xia Kun is now nearly 1.6 meters tall, which is quite tall for a child in the fourth grade of elementary school, but compared to Xia Qiang's five big and three thick bones, it is still a lot worse.Yang Ziqian is like a ghost and can't have the slightest influence on this world, so he very much hopes that the Xia family's conflict will come later, at least when little Xia Kun grows up.

"Mom, I'm going to school." Xiao Xiakun changed into a neat school uniform, matched with that small crew cut, really handsome and seductive.

"Well, be careful on the road. Here, buy a popsicle for lunch." Lin Shan said, stuffing a dollar into Xiao Xia Kun's hand.

Xiao Xiakun took the money, carefully put it in his trouser pocket, then waved to his mother and went out.

Yang Ziqian felt very uncomfortable watching the child treat the one dollar with so much care.Compared with the cost of food and clothing by Lin Weifeng's side before, Xiao Xia Kun was undoubtedly beaten from the sky suddenly into the mud.Yang Ziqian himself has experienced such a huge gap, so he can empathize with it.He was very worried that the child would grow crooked because of such a living environment, but seeing the still clear eyes of the child, he was both relieved and distressed.

Flying on the child's head, watching the child politely greet the neighbors' uncles, aunts, grandparents, Yang Ziqian held his loose and tight little heart, and couldn't help but praise the child of "my family".

"Kunzi is going to school, be careful on the way!" the ruddy Wang Bo shouted at the children who came out of the alley.

"Goodbye, Uncle Wang." Xiao Xiakun greeted the old man with a big smile.

Yang Ziqian also looked back at Uncle Wang more than ten years ago, but suddenly caught the worry and distress left on Uncle Wang's face after his smile.

Hmm... It seems that I can increase Uncle Wang's favorability... Yang Ziqian rubbed his chin and thought.

"I'm walking alone on the small road in the suburbs~~~" Yang Ziqian followed Xiao Xia Kun out of the winding alley and then onto the main road. He hadn't talked to anyone for a long time (more than [-] hours) and mobilized himself to be bored mouth began to sing.There's no way, he'll go crazy if he doesn't even say anything to himself.

On the way, Yang Ziqian saw a tall, fat, black guy standing by the intersection waiting for Xiao Xia Kun to go to school together, and he greeted them.Although the other party couldn't hear or see it, it made Yang Ziqian feel a little bit better.

"Kunzi, how many love letters did you receive last week?" Wang Kui, who was darker and fatter than before, asked wretchedly, squeezing his small eyes.

"Well... it seems to be five.. but I returned them well..." Xiao Xiakun said calmly and seriously, as if he had gotten used to it.

Yang Ziqian's eyes twitched when he heard this, it's over! !Early children!love!up!

"Tsk tsk... I really envy you..." Wang Kui said envious words, but the real jealousy in his eyes was about to burst out.

"Hahahaha~~ Didn't you also accept Pantene's love letter? Why are you still envious of others..." The big man next to him suddenly laughed teasingly, and while talking, he put on Xiao Heipang's shoulder, and gave back Xiao Xiakun gave a tacit look.

"Xia Qi, get the hell out of me! Then Pantene is taller than you and fatter than me, so stay with her!!" Wang Kui blushed from embarrassment, and shouted at the big man, pulling his thick neck.

"Pfft..." Xiao Xia Kun, who was walking by and watching the two good friends coming and going, couldn't help but also laughed.

Shack?Isn't your name Xia Erkun?Is this another name change?Tsk tsk...wouldn't this big man be confessed more often in the future?There are so many people who like "playing chess". Hahaha~~ The boring Yang Ziqian teased himself.

"Okay, don't laugh at fat people, they are all potential stocks..." Xiao Xia Kun's eyes darkened when he said this, and he thought of the person who taught him this sentence again.

"Qian...qian... what stock? What is that?" Little Heipang asked curiously, having never heard of this term.

"Potential stocks are people with potential and potential. Forget it, you will understand in the future." Xiao Xiakun felt depressed because he thought of the person who was driven away by him, so he said casually.

"Oh... the front bone." Xiao Heipang silently recited the newly learned fashionable vocabulary, while thinking in his heart how to use this new word to get rid of others.

"Hey~ both of you are fine~~ I even received a love letter..." the big man said with a depressed face.

"What kind of love letters do you accept at such a young age! If you don't learn well! You have ruined my family Xia Kun!" Yang Ziqian was very irritable when he heard the love letters. He was afraid that the child would fail in learning, so he flew to the side of the big man in a panic and taught loudly. .

"What kind of love letters do you accept at such a young age... I have learned badly..." The big man suddenly said a few inexplicable words from his mouth, which made Xiao Xia Kun and Xiao Heipang next to him stare blankly. looked at him strangely.

"Yo~ People who have been arguing all day long about who they want to talk to still have this awareness~" Xiao Heipang rolled his wretched little eyes, and curled his lips in disbelief.

"?" The big man blinked in a daze, then shook his head, wondering why he suddenly had such an "old-fashioned" idea.

None of the three children paid much attention to it, and continued walking towards the school laughing and joking along the way.

However, Yang Ziqian who just said this sentence stood in the air in a daze, not knowing what to say for a long while.After a few breaths, a burst of excitement and fanaticism burst out of his eyes, and then he flew crazily towards a crowded morning market.

Yang Ziqian swallowed his saliva, rubbed his palms, and couldn't calm down because of excitement and nervousness.

He landed lightly on the side of an old man who was squatting in front of a vegetable stall and was about to pay the bill, and whispered into his ear, "His family is short of weight, don't buy it!"

After shouting, he stared at the old man closely, but the old man who was taking out the money really stopped suddenly.He scanned the scales in front of the stall with his eyes, looked at the bundle of leeks in his hand, then put down the leeks under Yang Ziqian's expectant gaze, and said, "Let's go look elsewhere." Turned around and left.The eldest brother who sells vegetables is full of doubts.

"Oh my god!! I'm developed!!" Yang Ziqian, who had succeeded in the test, jumped into the sky and flew several laps excitedly.

Ten minutes later, Yang Ziqian, who had calmed down a little, tried to find several people to experiment with, but some succeeded and some failed.

Looking at the result with half probability of success and failure, Yang Ziqian frowned.

According to his observation and analysis, he felt that his ability to suddenly discover should be a kind of psychological suggestion, just like the "intuition", "sixth sense" or "a kind of sudden thought" sent to other people's minds. "Although it can interfere with the behavior of others to a certain extent, it cannot completely control other people's thoughts.It's like he just yelled "Your money is dropped" and "Your aunt's towel is dropped" to the same man and got different results.

Adhering to the advanced thought that "practice is the only criterion for testing truth", Yang Ziqian tried various "psychological hints" on the way to Huakai Primary School. Yang Ziqian, who had been depressed since last night, regained his confidence.

Now he doesn't care whether he can go out or not, and he doesn't want to ask himself how he got this ability. At this moment, the only thought in his mind is to shout: I'm so fucking useful after all! ! !

However, when Yang Ziqian happily flew to the school gate, he suddenly saw a scene that made him very entangled.

Seeing the young mother Yang kiss young Yang Ziqian and gently wave goodbye to him, Yang Ziqian felt a little uncomfortable.Even though the child was himself, Yang Ziqian, who saw his mother treat "other children" so well, couldn't help but play tricks on "that child".

"Your shoelaces are untied..."

"Your shoelaces are untied again..."

On the way into the campus, little Yang Ziqian lowered his head to check his shoelaces no less than ten times.He stared at his brand new little shoes very confused, why did he always feel that the shoelaces were not tied tightly and were about to untie...

Seeing "myself" surrounded by other children as soon as I entered the classroom, Yang Ziqian's teeth were a little sore.

It is now 98, "I" went to primary school at the age of eight because my birthday was too young, and I should be in the second grade now.Two years later, Papa Yang's company will go bankrupt. Since then, the family has suffered a lot to survive. Should he also change the future of his own family... Yang Ziqian wondered... ..

Xiao Xiakun is now in the fourth grade, and the class has been changed to the fourth floor. Yang Ziqian searched for a long time before finding it.

As soon as he entered the class, Yang Ziqian yelled that he couldn't stand it.

Before the teacher came early in the morning, a group of half-grown children were joking, playing, chatting, and copying homework in the classroom? !It was so messy that Yang Ziqian was dizzy seeing it.

Standing at the door, Yang Ziqian suddenly had an idea.

He took a deep breath and shouted into the room, "Master! Teacher! Come! La!"

As soon as the words fell, the smoggy class suddenly fell silent collectively, and everyone looked at the empty door in surprise.

"Haha~ Why did you suddenly calm down..." A girl said a little funny after reacting.

"Hahahahaha~~Yeah~~It's so funny...Look at Li Bin copying his homework over there, his face froze with fright."

"Scared me~ I thought the teacher was here too~~"

With the sound of several voices, the children who were sure that the teacher hadn't come started to make noise again, and the noise in the classroom returned to noise.

"Hahahahahaha~~It's so interesting~~" Yang Ziqian stood by the door laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.He decided to make good use of his "defying" skill and never let it "dust".

Xiao Xia Kun, who was sitting in his seat and sorting out the homework that had been collected, was suddenly in a daze... He always felt that he just heard the voice of the fairy brother......