my vegetable boyfriend

Before "Butterfly Yang" flaps its wings...

Lu Guangyi's diary——

——The weather was fine on September 1998, 9

Today is really fucking unlucky, I lost my wife and lost my army. Not only did I not catch up with Li Tiantian, but I also let that big fool in the first class cut me off!Depend on!I thought my dad would give me a head start, but who would have thought that just after I got home from the hospital, I was whipped by him with the waistband of my trousers!What is this called!The bet with Lu Tian and Cao Ran is sure to lose this time, oh my god!This is the worst failure in my life!You big fool wait for me!

Hiss... That stupid guy sat on me several times during the fight in the morning, ah... my waist is about to fall apart... tsk... let my mother rub it for me... ...It seems that today's homework cannot be written, the teacher will forgive me tomorrow...

——The weather was fine on September 1998, 9

I saw that stupid guy in the office of the sports team this morning, what a narrow way to go!I glared at him, but he didn't even pay attention to me, just ignored me and walked away!I, Lu Guangyi, who is dignified, was actually underestimated by a big fool!How can I bear this!

I found the teacher of the physical education group, and asked about that stupid big man named Xia Qi who applied for the selection of the basketball team. It seemed that he wanted to rely on the two basketball sports students in the school to push him into the No. 3 middle school?

Huh, No. [-] Middle School?I can pass half of the math paper without answering!It turned out that he was really a big fool worthy of the name, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind!What is the difference in learning? I started thinking about other ways so early... But did he think he could play basketball if he was tall? ... Humph, joke!

I made a decision!I want to take revenge on him, and I want to join the basketball team!Take his place!Hmph, anyway, I'll take up the quota and don't go~ Even if you hit me, you won't look down on me!I want to engrave my name, Lu Guangyi, in your mind for the rest of my life!

Make a plan now...well...basketball shouldn't be hard...right?

——The weather was cloudy on October 1998, 10

I'm done!I will never play basketball again!This thing is not for people to play!How can you frustrate your hands when you touch the ball? ! !What's even more exasperating is that Xia Qi!He actually pointed to my swollen finger and said, "It's a small thing, just rub it."Fart!It's not you who hurts, of course you're fine!Isn't it because of your height?What are you pulling!The team never passes the ball to me! ....... Isn't it just a "point" better than me!What kind of technology is showing off every day, what kind of physical strength!The whole coach calls me a bitch every day!Fuck you!Where is my lady!Also let me learn how to dribble and dunk like a big fool!piss off!If I were so tall, I would be better at playing than him!

Tsk... Now that the official team members are about to be selected, what should I do...

no!It seems that I can't compare with the other party in terms of rough skin and thick flesh... I have to think of other tricks... As the saying goes, those who know current affairs are the best!But having said that... the female voices in the school are all brains rusted, and a large group of people shouting and shouting around here every day are annoying!There are actually people who say that they are stupid and handsome!Aesthetics are being eaten up! !Big face! (National character face) Dead fish eyes! (hangs his eyes) What a handsome fart! !

——The weather was fine on September 1998, 10

The driver Uncle Wang didn't come to pick me up today because he had something to do, so he had no choice but to go home by himself after school.I was thinking of taking a taxi at the intersection, but who knew that after waiting for a long time, I just didn't wait.

After thinking about it, I finally decided to take the bus home, but I had no change and I was too lazy to change it, so I had to stop a low-grade kid and asked him to swipe my card for me.

Destiny, it's such a coincidence!I actually ran into a big fool who I haven't seen since I left the team!

The big fool is leaning on the stop sign pole and reading a joke book, laughing lowly from time to time.

I walked diagonally behind him and didn't want to pay attention to him, so I aimed at him while waiting for the car.

The car arrived in a short while, and the people at the site lined up to move forward.I don't know what I was thinking at the time, maybe I was depressed that I stood here for a long time and he didn't find my "strong aura opponent". , and even deliberately bumped his arm when passing by him.

Almost the moment I acted, I regretted it. I felt that there was something wrong with my brain. Otherwise, how could I have done such an "uncivilized" thing? You must know that I am the vice-captain of the Young Pioneers in my grade. .....

Sure enough, as soon as I got in the car, I heard many people behind me criticizing my behavior, but I couldn't save face and admit my mistake, so I could only stand aside without saying a word.

I don't know why it's so bad!When the driver asked me to insert coins, I actually found the kid who was intercepted by me!he ran!up!

And just as I was speechless facing the driver whose tone was getting worse and worse, the idiot who came up later threw an extra dollar into the coin box, and then smiled at me.

That smile made me numb, I can't describe the feeling at that time, I only know that my nose was itchy at that time... bleeding... ...

I swear, I had the heart to die at that time!

I must have been haunted by something dirty today, otherwise how could I, Lu Guangyi... how could...

I'll never see that big fool again!Nothing with him is good!

——The weather was snowy on November 1998, 11

Today is the first day of our grade's one-week field trip to the countryside. We took the car for half a day to arrive at the Junlingshan labor base.

When assigning rooms, the extra people from class 16 and the extra people from class [-] were assigned to a [-]-person room, and among them were me and...a big fool...ah...me Depressed...but fortunately the dormitory is not small, and there are quite a lot of people, so I don't have to rush to hide from him.

Since the last bus incident, I have been walking around him. I guess he also saw my "rejection", so we occasionally met in the hallway and didn't greet each other like we used to do when we were on the basketball team.

To be honest, I was quite disturbed. On the one hand, I wanted the other party to take the initiative to greet me, but on the other hand, I still "don't want" to talk to him.

Now I really suspect that I am actually a scum...

The atmosphere in the dormitory is good. As a brother class, Class [-] and Class [-] are always competing with each other, but since the gang fight incident last semester, there have been no excessive conflicts and conflicts.When we have no activities at night, we also play cards and chat together.

And Dasha never seems to participate in these activities, he always stays with that grade boss Xia Kun and that black fat guy, chatting and laughing and talking about some unhealthy things!snort!

——The weather was fine on September 1998, 10

Early this morning, the school organized each class to go up the mountain to "experience labor" - chopping firewood.It is said to be chopping firewood, but in fact it is just picking up some dead branches and rotten wood and going through the motions.No way, although it is to establish the concept of comprehensive development of students' morality, intelligence and physical fitness, and let students experience working life, it is impossible for the school to really treat a group of elementary school students as a serious labor force.

Wearing the little leather jacket I bought this year, I lined up in the class team and followed the teacher who led the team up the mountain.From a distance, I saw a team that had already walked halfway up the mountain, playing snowball fights while walking, and the particularly conspicuous man was covered in snow by his friend.

Seeing the other party's funny look, I suddenly burst out laughing for some reason, which made Lu Tian and Cao Ran next to me call me crazy.

Tsk...what a ghost, I suddenly found myself thinking of him all the time...what's going on...

Walking up the mountain with the brigade, I started to feel chills after a while.Depend on!My mother was right, I am one of those who can’t die, I take off my down jacket and wear a leather jacket when the temperature is more than 30 degrees below zero.

I was hissing from the cold and squeezed between Lu Tian and Cao Ran, letting them shield me from the wind, which made it a little better.

When we arrived at a large dry forest on the top of the mountain, each class planned their respective areas of responsibility, and then the boys and girls dispersed to pick up dead branches with ropes and sacks.

I subconsciously chose the area close to Class [-], and picked up branches on a small piece of ground with three boys and two girls.But when I picked it up, I slipped away, imagining what the other party looked like when he picked up the branches in my mind.

While picking it up, I pretended not to look up there, only to find that the idiot wasn't working at all, but was messing around with two girls.

wipe!I suddenly became inexplicably angry.I felt my heart was burning hot, unspeakably irritable.I turned around and left angrily, ignoring the calls of my classmates, and walked to the side of the mountain alone.

I found a big rock and sat on it in a daze, forgetting the cold for a while.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a commotion not far behind me. I searched for my reputation and saw a group of people getting together and not knowing what they were doing.

I stomped my numb feet and planned to leave.

When I passed by there, I stepped forward with some curiosity and took a look.

Tiptoeing through the crowd, I saw a few boys from Class [-] grabbing a squirrel and pouring snow into the squirrel's mouth, and the squirrel was obviously exhausted from struggling.

Although I am not a person who likes small animals, seeing the miserable look of the squirrel and the joyful expressions of the boys laughing, I was instantly enraged and kicked away the laughing squirrel standing in front of me. The boy who said "take it to a bar" snatched the squirrel who was about to pass out, and ran away.

My feet were in the thick snow, and I was running extremely slowly. Six or seven boys from Class [-] in the back chased me while scolding. I can guarantee that as soon as I stop, I will be pressed into the snow. Beat up.

To add insult to injury, the squirrel that I had been holding in my hand seemed to have recovered and began to bite my fingers non-stop.Although I know that it basically has no "brains", I still feel very unbalanced that I only got such a "reward" for saving it so desperately.I was in so much pain that I wanted to throw it out, but I was afraid of dropping it to death and fearing it would be caught again, so I finally endured it after thinking about it.

After running for two or 300 meters, I lost my energy. There was no way I could do it. When I was just picking up firewood, I slipped away and became a fool. I started to do real work and tied a full sack of branches. I have already lost my energy by now. .I looked back at "Chasing Soldiers" and saw the other party's angry expression of "disturbed". I knew that I couldn't stop no matter what.

And the moment I turned my head back, I suddenly felt my feet slip, and I fell out instantly.

The moment my brain froze, I felt someone grab my belt, and then I was hit by a dazzled picture and a falling dizziness.

I don't know how long it took, but I was awakened by the pain.

The moment I opened my eyes... I looked into a pair of sharp black eyes...

"Awake?"

I heard the other party asking me in a hoarse voice, but I looked at him numbly because I didn't react for a while.

The man did not speak again.

Two minutes later, when I fully woke up, I found myself wrapped in a thick dark green down jacket and hugged by the other party.

"bang!!!!"

I heard the explosion in my head, and at that moment, it seemed that something came out of my soul, and it was clamoring crazily.And my heart also seemed to be torn apart, making me completely engulfed by the raging waves like a small boat.

I didn't know what happened after that until I woke up in the local town hospital in the evening and realized I had rolled down the hill.

And the person who protected himself when he was in danger broke his leg... There are still several frostbite on his body...

——The weather was fine on September 1999, 5

Shakey will never be able to play basketball again because of the last leg injury, and I didn't know this news until today.

"Why didn't you tell me!!! WHY!!!"

When I rushed to their class today and questioned him loudly, he smiled faintly and just said, "What's the use of telling you...."

I regret it.....maybe I'm just stupid.....maybe I shouldn't have saved that squirrel.....

-June 1999, 5

After grinding him for more than a week, he finally agreed to become good friends with me.I am a person who always repays favors. I don't care about the things he "offended" me in the past. I decided to become the other party's good brother!Teach him well!

I took two papers at noon today and asked him to do it, and found that apart from Chinese, he is basically a stupid X in other aspects...

It seems that my task is very difficult!But I know I will succeed, I am the awesome Lu Guangyi!

——The weather was fine on September 2000, 9

With my hard work, I successfully brought the silly big guy into No. 5 Middle School, a school that is much better than No. 3 Middle School, and today is our opening ceremony.

Recently, I squeezed out Xia Kun, who dropped out of school, and Wang Kui, who went to No. 3 middle school, and was successfully promoted to his "hardest" buddy.

I don’t know why, but every time I hear him say “good buddy” and “good brother”, my heart is always depressed......

——The weather was cloudy on November 2000, 11

Oh my god! ! !I am absolutely insane! ! !

Just now... when Xia Qi was sleeping on the table in my study, I looked at his side face... I actually... I wanted to kiss him! ! ! !

What's wrong with me! !God! ! !What's wrong with me! ! !

——The weather was fine on September 2000, 11

I suddenly figured it out today...

i fell in love with him.......

Am I perverted......

I don't dare to see him anymore....I don't want to see him anymore...I'm a pervert...I don't want him to know... ..I really...should! ....die! .........

——The weather was cloudy on October 2001, 2

Today he blocked me at the school gate, and I followed him to the reservoir behind the school.

He asked me why I avoided him and ignored him, he asked me what he did wrong.

I want to say it's not your problem, it's me, it's me!I am a pervert, and I actually have dirty, dirty, dirty thoughts about him in my heart.

But I didn't dare to say anything, I was afraid of seeing his disgusted eyes, and I was afraid of the slanderous words I might hear from his mouth.

I really want to cry....I didn't know until then...So I'm so cowardly...

I ran.....ran like a coward...

——The weather was cloudy on October 2001, 2

When I got home from school this evening, I didn't ask the driver to pick me up... I wanted to be alone.

I walked to the reservoir last time, looking at the sick and thin face reflected on the uncivilized ice, I felt sick unconsciously.

"Dirty stuff!!! You're a fucking disgusting brute!!!"

I howled and roared, as if I could be baptized and purified by doing so... But I know... everything is in vain...

Suddenly, I felt a gust of wind rushing towards me, and just when I realized that I was about to turn around, I was already tightly bound.

The familiar smell got into my nose, and my tears poured out uncontrollably.

It's him.....

The hot liquid fell on my neck, my eyes widened in shock, he... actually cried...

——The weather was fine on September 2001, 2

We made an appointment not to quarrel, not to fight, to go back to the way it was before...

like before?Can you really go back?

——The weather was fine on September 2003, 6

The torturous senior high school entrance examination finally passed, and Xia Qi asked me to go to the park in the afternoon.

In the woods by the lake....

us....

We kissed!

God! .......It turns out that he likes me too! ...... oh oh oh oh oh oh! ! !is this real! ! !I am simply the happiest person in the world! ! ! !

——The weather was fine on September 2003, 6

Today is our first date, hehehehahaha! ! !He sent me a rose! ! !Hahaha! ! !devil! ! !

——The weather was cloudy on October 2003, 7

I went to see a movie today, it was a ghost movie~ Seeing his stupid look of pretending to be calm but not daring to look at the screen, I knew that I finally had a "manly" strength in front of him~ How cool! !Hahaha! ! !

——The weather was rainy on August 2003, 8

I went to his house today, and he showed me a lot of photos of him when he was a child~Don’t say~ He was uglier than he is now when he was a child~~hahahaha~~ He still doesn’t admit it, huh, but I Ugly is ugly, no matter how ugly he is, he is still my man, and I will not despise him.Then he looks so touched, I want to laugh when I think about it, I will definitely dream about him after a while~~ Hahaha......

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——The weather was fine on September 2006, 5

Today I finally became an adult, he said he wanted to celebrate me, hahaha~ so happy~

That night was our first time...

It really hurts! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I will never again......

——The weather was rainy on August 2006, 5

That's today~ hehe~

——The weather was fine on September 2006, 5

Hey~~..........

——The weather was fine on September 2006, 5

Hey hey hey hey~~......

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——The weather was fine on September 2007, 2

We had a fight, the worst one...  

His good brother is in prison...he wants to replace others...

I disagreed and quarreled with him.

He hit me with his hands...

I am so angry!He never hit me!I fought back, I picked up the ashtray regardless...

He didn't hide...

I was not careful....I was not careful....I...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

——The weather was cloudy on October 2007, 2

he's blind in one eye...he's blind in one eye...damn me! !Damn me! ! !

I opened my eyeballs with a fruit knife....

not enough!not enough!

How could I do this to the person I love the most...

Damn me! !Damn me! ! !

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He cried when he saw me...

That was the second time in my life I saw him cry...and the last time...

——The weather was cloudy on October 2007, 2

Today his mother found me...

She begged me to leave her son....

she knows

She knelt down to me...

Kneel down for me......

She said that his father was beaten to death because of layoffs and conflicts in the factory. She has lived for him for so many years... She wants him to live like a normal person... .instead of being like me......

He never told me any of this...never...

She said that in order to be with me, he worked hard and worked hard to make money, so he wanted to be able to let me live the same life as before...My family is so good...He thinks He is not good enough for me......

He never told me any of this...never...

She begged me to spare his son......

——The weather was fine on September 2007, 2

Mom and Dad came to the house I rented today.

My father slapped me as soon as we met, while my mother cried hoarsely...

——The weather was cloudy on October 2007, 2

He came to see me...but I have changed the lock...I didn't open the door...

I heard him yelling my name....

I cried imagining him...

——The weather was fine on September 2007, 2

Here he is again...or maybe he didn't leave yesterday....

But I don't have the face to see him... I killed him... I killed him... I made him so tired... I made him become blind man......

I cried......

I damn...

——The weather was cloudy on October 2007, 3

He hasn't been here for three days...has he finally given up...

Did he even give up?

What the hell am I thinking...... Isn't this exactly what I hoped......

——The weather was fine on September 2007, 4

Recently I had an idea.

I feel like if I die then everything can be restarted...

I think I may have depression?Or paranoia? ...or maybe already crazy...

I can always hear his voice in the house lately......

I miss him so much......

——The weather was cloudy on January 2008, 1...

The elementary school teacher said it well, writing a diary is really a good habit....

It's been so many years since I wrote it, but this is my last one.....

Haven't left the house for a week.

I heard he got married last month...

.....so good...my big fool has been taken.....

I don't have anything to commemorate... Let's end like this...

I'm sorry, Mom and Dad....Look...your son is so selfish...but you are so rich...you will have a younger brother to take care of you in the future...should will have a good time...

I remember when I was a child, my dream was to travel around the world and become an explorer... It seems that I can only wait for the next life to realize it...

Heh... next life...

I wish I could vote for a female fetus...and be by your side...

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After "Butterfly Yang" flapped its wings...

"Get up, you idiot! We're going to be late for the wedding!" Lu Guangyi held a toothbrush in his mouth, and while wiping his hair vigorously, he slapped the person who was lying on the bed and refused to get up with a pillow.

"Tsk, it's too late, why panic, don't rush, take it step by step, slow is fast, slow is fast, don't you understand, come, let me smell the fragrance of my big treasure." Xia Qi got up from the bed and stretched out his strong With one arm, he pressed Lu Guangyi onto the bed, leaned over and kissed him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Baba,, um... lemon flavor... really fragrant..." Chucking his mouth, licking the toothpaste foam left at the corner of his mouth, Xia Qi smiled heartlessly.

"You idiot two hundred and five!! Poison you to death!!! Pack it up and go away!!! Your boss's wedding is going to be late!!!" Lu Guangyi blushed and kicked the other party's ass, then pulled his leg Just ran to the bathroom.

"Hey hey hey... in time... the little bastard is not as good as us..." Xia Qi laughed twice and followed into the bathroom with his long legs.

"Bastard!!! You bastard!!! Do you have something serious!!! Ah hello... um..." Lu Guangyi's protest was blocked after a while.

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"Tsk, why hasn't this kid come here yet! Can you do it!" Wang Kui was wearing a black suit, standing stiffly in front of the auditorium, looking out from time to time, attracting the attention of many beauties.

"The bridal car is here~~~~"

"Yo come, come, come, come~~~ Hurry up!!!!"

"Don't panic! Don't panic... Flowers over there, flowers quickly..."

"Hey~ You trampled me to death~ Hurry up and send flowers to the bride..."

The limousine stopped at the entrance of the auditorium. Behind the shiny black glass, a slender but tall figure stiffened his back nervously......