After dressing as a cannon fodder scumbag, I wash my whites

Chapter 5 The Scumbag's White Moonlight

This is a small town called Paddy. There is no advanced technology in this city, and there is no network to connect the world.

The city is small, and everyone knows everyone in the neighborhood. The people in the city are kind and simple, and they live an ordinary and fulfilling life under the leadership of the mayor.

"Welcome to Paddy, I am Jonah, the mayor of this city."

The mayor is a middle-aged man with flowing shawl-length hair, tall and thin, and a very kind smile.

"Paddy is a very suitable city for travel and vacation. I am very glad that you have chosen to spend the next five days here. Your life here will be in charge of my secretary. I wish you a happy holiday."

It has just started, and the audience in the live broadcast room has already increased by hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands.

Wang Long, the chief director of "We Among the Crowd", who plays the role of secretary, is also an old acquaintance in the live broadcast room.

As soon as the director came out, the barrage instantly became lively, and everyone was laughing and greeting the director.

【Director long time no see】

【Director Wang must take good care of our family, Song Chengyan】

[After waiting for three months, it finally started]

[Can the director replace Mo Wenqiao! ! !】

"Hello, I'm Wang Long, the mayor's secretary."

The director begins to explain the rules to them:

"Paddy has prepared accommodation for you, and I will take you there later. In the next five days, you must find ways to improve your quality of life."

"There is a bulletin board at the gate of the city. Paddy will rate the quality of life of each of you at six o'clock every night, and the one with the highest score in the overall evaluation on the last day will get a gift specially prepared by Paddy."

"As for how to improve the quality of life, the easiest and most direct way is to buy a house. Paddy has a total of ABC three levels of houses that can be purchased. The higher the level, the higher the score, and the higher the price."

"What I have to tell you is that Paddy's currency is different from other places. The only thing that can be used in Paddy is Paddy Coin."

"Of course, if you don't have enough Padi coins, you can also choose to take out a loan to buy a house, but if you still haven't paid it off on the last day, you can only appropriately reduce your quality of life score."

"Since you have just arrived in Paddy, we have also prepared initial living funds for you."

After introducing the rules, director Wang Long brought up a box: "Please draw the initial funds in turn, six of you."

【Are you going to be a house slave this time? I have a strong sense of substitution, and I love it. 】

【It's good to be a house slave】

[I can already foresee how they will be working hard to pay off the loan in the next few days]

Fu Si was the first to go up to withdraw funds. Fu Si wore a neat suit and looked cold and noble.

He had a few popular songs, but this year his popularity slowly dropped. His manager asked him to take on variety shows to attract fans and maintain his popularity.

【Fusifusi...wife...hehehe...】

Fu Si's appearance is soft and feminine, and many clay sculpture fans call "wife" without restraint in the barrage.

"Congratulations to Mr. Fuss for getting two hundred Paddy coins." The director opened the note he drew and gave him two coins with 100 written on it.

The coin features the show logo of "We Among the Crowd" and a white dove symbolizing Paddy.

The city icons are well designed and look great.

[The program team is as serious as ever in the details]

[I just like details like Director Wang]

[Director Wang is awesome]

Next is Wang Qiaoyun. She is an old-timer in the industry. She debuted as a child star and acted as the heroine of several hit dramas.

As soon as she appeared in the barrage, she began to sneer, and was soon scolded back by Wang Qiaoyun's fans.

She won 100 Paddy coins.

Fang Ruiyuan is active in various variety shows. He has few fans and is very popular with the audience.

He won 500 Paddy coins.

Song Chengyan was the third to go up. As a member of the popular boy group, he was responsible for the flow of the first three periods.

Song Chengyan lived up to the expectations. As soon as he appeared on the stage, he exploded in the bullet screen, and all kinds of rainbow farts appeared one after another, almost covering the entire screen.

【Delay!Mom loves you! 】

[The popular idol Song Chengyan!Song Sung Yeon in charge of dance!Renmeige sweet Song Chengyan!Gentle and warm man Song Sung-yeon! 】

[Cheng Yan, you are the best! ! !Be good! ! ! 】

……

Song Chengyan was also lucky, and won 300 Paddy coins, which was only far lower than Fang Rui's.

Mo Wenqiao was the fourth to go up. He had always been unlucky, so he didn't have much hope at all.

As expected, 100 Paddy coins were drawn.

【Mowen bridge gunna】

【Slag man crawling】

[Barrage eye protection, bullet screen eye protection, barrage eye protection]

As soon as Mo Wenqiao came out, some people who had been waiting for a long time swiped their screens in the live broadcast room like chicken blood.

There are also some viewers who just want to watch the live broadcast in peace.

[Swipe to be annoying or not, if you want to scold, go to Weibo and scold, don't swipe the screen here]

[Some people's fans don't affect other people's viewing experience, okay?]

【Yo, I've really learned a lot, there are still people washing the floor for scumbags】

【What did I wash?If you are blind, go to the hospital for treatment, don’t run to show off your IQ breaking through the lower limit]

As Song Chengyan is the second most popular member of TTL after Ling An, fans have long disliked Ling An.

They didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so they started fighting on both sides.

[Ling An, this stupid ass, will go crazy when he meets a man, he deserves to be cheated]

[Pure passer-by, I don’t think there is anything wrong with Mo Wenqiao, you love me and I don’t love you even when you’re an adult, isn’t it childish?]

[Be patient, the live broadcast room will be separated tomorrow, and then you can watch your idols]

On the contrary, the fans of several other people who also participated in the variety show watched the fun with great interest.

The last one, Ye Weiyan, also won 100 Paddy coins.

After the draw, the director led them to a small broken wooden house and told them that this was their initial residence.

There are two rooms in the house, one for boys and one for girls.

The broken wooden house is really broken, without any exaggeration, the roof is leaking, the window glass is broken, and the corners of the house are covered with cobwebs.

A few people still squeezed into a room and slept in big bunks.

The few people present had never seen such a scene, not only the few present, even the audience watching the live broadcast had never seen such a house.

Fu Si frowned enough to kill a spider. He took out a tissue from his bag, and gently swept it across the wooden table. The white tissue instantly turned black.

"How can people live in this broken place?"

"Just make do with one night, and you can buy a house with a loan tomorrow." Fang Ruiyuan put down his luggage and began to make the bed.

Fu Si wanted to retort, but because of the live broadcast, he had to hold back, and gave Fang Ruiyuan a blank look.

Mo Wenqiao observed several other people while packing his luggage.

Fu Si's temper is not very good, Song Chengyan seems to have a good relationship with him, and now he is comforting him.

Fang Ruiyuan looked good-tempered, but since he got in the same car until now, except for business-like greetings, he has never communicated with anyone in private.

After tidying up the house, the four boys called the two girls to have dinner together.

The girls' rooms are a little better than theirs. There is no leaky roof, so they won't catch cold when they sleep at night.

The city is small and restaurants are only a few minutes walk from the cabins.

The restaurant is already half full.

"Welcome, you are the tourists who just arrived today."

The waiter ushered them to a large empty table and gave them a menu.

"The first three pages are Paddy's specialties, do you want some?"

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