My parrot turned out to be your majesty

Liu Wuyu sat at the head and listened to a group of literati reciting poems and composing lyrics for a while. He felt bored, so he got up and said that he saw the beautiful scenery and walked around.

Zhang Chengen asked with a smile: "Queen, do you want me to accompany you?"

"No need." Liu said without reason.

A sneer suddenly came from below: "I don't know if the queen wants to enjoy the scenery, or because she doesn't know anything about the poems in our mouth, so she feels bored and wants to leave?"

Liu looked up for no reason, and it was that scholar again, "What's your name?"

The scholar stood up, and said that he was a grassroots man, but his attitude was arrogant: "Ma Yangwen, a grassroots man."

Liu Wuyu looked at Ma Yangwen with an arrogant face, but he was not angry. Of course, he can recite a poem casually with modern memories.

Li Bai, Du Fu, the Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties and other poets release any poem, and everyone here will regard him as a master in the literary world.

But Liu Wuyu did not have the habit of showing that he is not good at being in the limelight.

So he changed the direction of suppression, punishing every word.

"Ma Yangwen, you're a scholar, right?"

"Have you ever taken the scientific examination? If you have not been an official, then you have failed, right? Have you read sage books for a few years? Why can't you pass a mere rural examination?"

Liu stared at him for no reason, and asked apologetically, "You can't even be a child, can you?"

Ma Yangwen gritted his teeth and looked at him: "Caomin only failed once, but he is quite confident in next year's provincial examination, but the queen, if she takes the scientific examination, she might fail the county examination."

"So I don't do scientific research, so I won't marry His Majesty to be a queen?" Liu Wuyu sneered, "And you can only kneel down when you see Bengong."

The emperor has no real power, and that's not good. Anyone who is a queen can step on him.

When Ma Yangwen was talking, he glanced at Zhang Chengen from time to time, did he really think he was blind?

If a poor scholar dares to talk to him like this, there must be someone behind him to support him.

Lan Tuanzi on his shoulder stared at Liu for no reason.

A big man, married so proudly.

Really, shameless.

Thinking of this, Lan Tuanzi felt his face was hot.

Ma Yangwen was obviously choked up by his words, and he didn't know how to counterattack when he wanted to say something.

His eyes fell on the group of maids behind Liu Wuyuan, and his eyes suddenly became sarcasm.

"The empress is a majestic seven-foot man, and she hangs out with women all day long," Ma Yangwen said, "I don't know if this maidservant is by her side or on the bed."

"Not to mention those concubines in the harem, the queen really has a great time these days."

"Could it be that this is also one of the Queen's schemes to marry His Majesty?"

After he finished speaking, the companion next to him hurriedly pulled his sleeve.

This is disrespectful, and the cholera palace is related to the confusion of royal blood.

All the maids in this palace may be blessed by the emperor at any time.

All the servants in the palace were clean eunuchs, and the guards had to leave before the palace gate was locked.

Seeing that Ma Yangwen hadn't noticed what he said, his companion hurriedly stood up, dragged him to the ground and knelt down.

"Empress, Ma Yangwen asked the empress to have a lot of fast talk at the moment, don't blame him."

Ma Yangwen knelt on the ground, buried his head and couldn't see his expression clearly: "Empress Empress, Caomin just played a joke on you, Empress Empress don't think too much about it."

He said these words on purpose, it was Zhang Taifu who asked him to find a way to bring the topic to the matter of the palace.

For no reason, Liu looked at Ma Yangwen with sharp eyes, like a falcon staring at a mortal prey:

"Are you kidding me?" He said in a low voice, "You really know how to joke."

"Presumably your parents are also very humorous."

"Otherwise, there would be no joke like you."

Liu Wuyuan walked in front of him step by step, his eyes were scornful and his words were cold: "It's a pity, a joke is a joke after all."

"Before reincarnation, remember to give your parents a dream, let them have a baby in the next life, don't make another joke."

The sound of the sharp blade piercing the flesh and blood, no one saw Liu Wuyu's movements clearly, only felt that in just a moment, he pulled out the sword of the guard in the distance.

In the next moment, the sword pierced into Ma Yangwen's heart.

There was a dead silence, Liu threw away the sword in distaste for no reason, and smiled at everyone present.

"Ma Yangwen speaks boldly, intends to slander the innocence of the palace, sow discord between the palace and His Majesty, and attempt to cholera the palace. This crime is a death penalty!"

Liu Wuyu smiled again: "I will kill him on the spot, do you have any objections?"

The crime may not say so, but the death penalty is certain.

Even Zhang Cheng'en didn't dare to say what Ma Yangwen said, but he wanted to find a single-minded fool to be a scapegoat.

Zhang Chengen will definitely not die after saying this, but Liu Yongchang will never let go of such a good opportunity to suppress him.

These literati and scholars were still young after all, and had never seen any blood, let alone a dead person.

Now that Liu killed people for no reason and talked and laughed happily with them without changing his face, everyone was trembling with fear.

Liu Wuyuan clapped his hands, and chuckled lightly: "I've disturbed everyone's interest, so I will take a step first."

"Mr. Zhang, this flower viewing party was originally a good place to compose poems and make friends. Don't let cats and dogs come in from now on."

Liu Wuyu said to Zhang Chengen again.

Zhang Chengen smiled: "The queen is right."

Although the person died, but the goal was achieved, he didn't believe it. Once such words spread, he still couldn't pull down the male empress Liu Wugui.

Liu raised his foot for no reason and was about to leave. Before stepping out of the gate, he turned his head and said with a smile: "This corpse, stay here."

"It might as well be a warning to all the scholars and talents."

"You need to know what to say and what not to say."

The last sentence was said by him with a lot of meaning.

Liu left for no reason, leaving only a group of people looking at the dead body and looking at each other in blank dismay. If the dead body is left here, how can this flower viewing party continue.

But the five guards were still staring at it, and according to Liu Wuyu's instructions, they were not allowed to carry it away until it was dark.

Zhang Chengen also left after Liu Wuyu, and with his status, he naturally didn't need to stay with these scholars.

A group of scholars sat for a few minutes in torment, and then left one after another.

Liu Wuyu was already sitting in the sedan chair at this time, continuing the topic that was interrupted today with Xiao Fubao with great interest.

Holding the blue ball lying on his shoulder in the palm of his hand, flicking its small head with his fingertips,

"Come on, let's have a chat, father and son, worth ten thousand taels of gold."

Although Lan Tuanzi was still dissatisfied with his self-proclaimed father and son, he still obediently turned into a human form. Just now, Liu pissed off those people for no reason, and now it has a good time to influence it in its heart.

"You say you're not my father first, and we'll talk later." Fu Bao opened his blue eyes and hummed in a childish voice.

I'm not your father in the first place, you have to use this to threaten me saying no.

This is no different from a rebellious son threatening to deny his father.

Liu looked at it affectionately for no reason, silly bird.

People are really small and their heads are not big.

Sure enough, my brain is not very good, so I must keep an eye on it, otherwise I will be cheated and count the money for others.

"Okay, I'm not."

For no reason, Liu touched its face with his fingertips, in exchange for Xiao Fubao's obedient rubbing.

"Talk about your father, Li Xingsu, do you know what kind of person your father likes?"

Xiao Fubao sat cross-legged in the palm of Liu Wugui, resting his chin with his tender little hand, looking thoughtful.

"do not know."

Liu Wugui slapped it upside down with a flick of a finger: "What use is it to you?"

Little Fubao stared at him, and turned into a blue-feathered parrot with a bang.

Bah, let's stop talking.

Liu Wuyu smoothed its hair with his knuckles: "I was wrong, change back, huh?"

Boom, Xiao Fubao changed back again, with his hands on his hips, he growled angrily at him: "Don't play me anymore!"

The momentum is full, but the voice is milky and has no deterrent effect.

"Don't play anymore, don't play anymore." Liu Wuyu said with a low smile.

Xiao Fubao tilted his head to look at him, his blue eyes were full of curiosity: "Why do you care about this?"

Liu rubbed his chin for no reason, and murmured, "I've fallen in love with the little emperor."

As soon as the words fell, the little Fubao in the palm of his hand opened his eyes wide, and his white and tender fingers pointed at Liu Wuyu, speechless.

The villain inside is hopping.

wild ambition!wild ambition!

I already knew that you were Long Yang, but I insisted on saying that I was not.

Pooh, even dogs don't believe in you!

Li Xingsu thought angrily, he had to find a way to get rid of Liu Wuyuan's thoughts.

He is Long Yang, but I am not.

"Give up, Daddy can't possibly have a crush on you." Xiao Fubao flew up and patted Liu Wuyu's head with his small hands to comfort him.

Liu grabbed it with a dark face for no reason, "What does it look like, you pat my head like this, you are my father and I am my father?"

Xiao Fubao slandered: I am.

But he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth, and was obediently grabbed back into his palm by Liu Wuwu.

"Why is it impossible? I am good-looking, highly skilled in martial arts, rich and dedicated." Liu listed them all for no reason: "The key is that I still have a long | gun."

Looking at the innocent little Fubao with blue eyes like a deer, Liu Wuyu paused, hesitatingly said:

"How old are you...?" It's a bad thing to spoil a child.

He didn't think that Little Fubao really looked like a baby who had just uttered sounds. Judging from its usual reactions, it obviously knew a lot of things.

I just don't know if I'm an adult.

Xiao Fubao blurted out: "Twenty..." Wait, you can't say exactly the same as your own body.

"24!"

Liu looked at it in surprise for no reason: "24? Can parrots live so long?"

Little Fubao's mind turned very fast: "I'm a monster, and I don't have a parrot that can transform into a human."

"Then you still call him the little emperor's daddy? 24 someone else's daddy in their early twenties?" Liu Wuyu had a delicate expression: "It's disrespectful to be old."

But, even at 24, he still looks easy to bully.

Thinking of a way to make him call him daddy, Liu vowed not to give up for no reason.

Hard, fist hard.

Xiao Fubao resisted his desire to hit someone.

If Liu hadn't called himself his father all day for no reason, in order to get rid of this, he would say that he was his father's.

"The age of spirits is not calculated in this way!"

Fu Bao gritted his teeth and said, Bai Nen's hands were tightly squeezed, and he controlled himself not to punch Liu Wu's hateful smiling face.

It didn't want to continue this topic with Liu for no reason, and forcibly pulled back the divergent topic:

"There are too many good-looking, single-minded and rich women. Daddy won't like a man."

For no reason, Liu knew that it was not as small as it seemed on the surface, so she spoke more casually: "But I have something they don't have."

"What do you have?" Xiao Fubao looked at him suspiciously.

Liu smiled happily for no reason: "I have a good gun, a family heirloom."

Xiao Fubao tilted his head, when did Liu Wugui ever use a spear?

It seems that I have never seen it before. It is so well hidden. Could it be some kind of treasure?

"Where is the spear you mentioned?" Xiao Fubao asked curiously.

Liu glanced down for no reason.

In an instant, Li Xingsu Fuling's heart came.

With a bang, a blue dumpling slammed into Liu Wuyu's face.

"Choo Choo Choo!!!!"

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