When the sand sculptures get the social death script

Chi Ji's pupils shrank suddenly, and he quit the circle of friends on the spot as if he had seen a ghost. He clicked into Lu Changming's chat box and quickly typed a line, but after thinking about it, it seemed that it would be even more embarrassing, so he quickly deleted it.

Chi Ji can't imagine how many people are in his address book and how big the circle he usually contacts with is a big star who can be easily recognized by the next table if he eats hot pot casually.

In case it gets out...

The more Chi Ji thought about it, the more creepy he felt. After returning to his personal interface, he stared at the Mao Maotou of his avatar, quickly clicked Edit, found a photo of blue sky and white clouds taken on an airplane from the album, and replaced it.

After confirming that he had basically nothing to do with the picture in Lu Changming's circle of friends on the surface, Chi Ji felt a little relieved.

Recalling the information about Lu Changming sent by the company's manager just now, Chi Ji lightly poked the phone screen a few times, made up his mind, quit WeChat, and went to the app store to download Weibo.

Now that I have returned to China, I still need to find a place where information is concentrated to understand the market environment here, and I can't ask three questions.

By the way, let's get to know Lu Changming and see what he has been doing these years.

In the past so many years, Chi Ji, who deliberately did not pay attention to the domestic news and blocked the news, suddenly showed great interest in these things.

The hotel's fiber optic network is very powerful, and the APP is downloaded quickly.

Chi Ji clicked in and followed the guidance to register a Weibo account, filled in his real name truthfully in the nickname, and then filled in all the information truthfully.

And automatically skip the company.

After the registration of the personal account was completed, Chi Ji skipped the previous personalized recommendation, briefly studied the interface and went straight to the key point, and entered the three words "Lu Changming" in the search box.

Before he clicked to search, Chi Ji found that a row of information about Lu Changming was automatically matched under the search box, and one after another he became more and more incomprehensible.

#Lu Changming Expression Package#

#Lu Changming Reuters#

#Lu Changming riding a dog#

#Lu Changming Hiccup#

#Lu Changming Why don't you play sketches#

#Lu Changming Standards for Choosing a Spouse#

#Lu Changming Neiyunande Ceiling#

#Lu Changming Universe Social Ceiling#

……

There was a long row of things like this, and Chi Ji, who had never seen this kind of world before, was dazzled.

He originally just wanted to secretly follow Lu Changming's social account to see what this person was doing, but there were a few keywords on it that attracted too much attention, and Chi Ji's curiosity was aroused, so he immediately poked into one of them.

#Lu Changming riding a dog#

After clicking in, a vertical screen video was displayed, and it was Lu Changming himself on the cover.

Chi Ji opened the video and found that the video was edited. After entering, there was no picture. First, the screen was black with a line of subtitles "Lu Changming's live broadcast accident cut".

After the subtitles slowly disappeared, Lu Changming suddenly appeared on the screen, and Chi Ji recognized at a glance from the layout of this indoor scene that it was his bedroom at home.

In the video, Lu Changming is standing in place, and the BGM is playing music with a strong sense of rhythm.

Accompanied by a certain drumbeat in the prelude, Lu Changming on the screen suddenly moved his joints and danced his limbs, and every movement hit the rhythm of the music impartially.

Chi Ji doesn't know how to dance, he doesn't even know what kind of dance it is.

But in the video, Lu Changming's every movement is just right, he dances heartily, and when he converges, he is light. It seems that such complicated movements are completed chicly and freely, which brings a visual beauty visually.

Chi Ji stared at it for a while, and suddenly realized that Lu Changming's appearance is at its peak when he is not smiling.

Since the first time we met many years ago, Lu Changming has always had a smile on his mouth. Chi Ji is often deeply puzzled by this person's cheerful appearance every day. He really doesn't understand why people in the world live so happily every day, as if there is no one. trouble.

Lu Changming's excellent appearance Chi Ji has always recognized from the bottom of his heart, after all, Lu Changming was very popular with girls in school at that time.

If it wasn't for him being a grade higher, Lu Changming would have been assigned the school grass title.

Compared with the 14-year-old Lu Changming, the 23-year-old Lu Changming is obviously better. The longer he is, the better-looking he is. His facial features are more refined and three-dimensional.

Judging from the popularity of Americans, it is enough to show that Lu Changming's appearance completely exceeds aesthetic expectations even in the eyes of foreigners.

After the reunion today, although Chi Ji was briefly amazed by Lu Changming's appearance, but because what happened in the next second was too socially dead, that mood quickly faded away.

After all, he was quite familiar, and the other party was always smiling, which invisibly erased the sense of distance, so Chi Ji didn't pay too much attention to his appearance.

And if Lu Changming didn't smile, the sunshine and brightness surrounding him would disappear completely, and his whole aura would completely change. His facial features were clean and neat, and the proportions of his profile lines were precisely proportioned, which brought out the advantages of his appearance to the extreme.

To put it simply, he was astonishingly amazing, and he was ridiculously handsome.

But halfway through the four-minute-long video, Chi Ji still couldn't see what the content of the video had to do with the keyword he searched just now. He clearly said it was riding a dog, but there was no dog here?

Is the song called Riding a Dog?

Is there any singer or band who would give their song such a name now?

Or, is this just a video of a fan of Amway's own idol?

But if this is the case, the title is a bit too strange.

Just when Chi Ji was puzzled, the video quickly gave the answer.

Just when Lu Changming was making a squatting movement following the music with great concentration, suddenly a dog got into his penis, and Chi Ji recognized at a glance that this was the side called "Little Cute" in the delivery room today. Mu, Lu Changming's dog.

In the video, Lu Changming's expression obviously changed from the moment the dog got between his legs. The cold aura just now disappeared instantly, and a smile appeared in his eyes.

The music didn't stop, and neither did Lu Changming's dancing movements. The cutie was obviously more and more curious about what her master was doing. She stood between Lu Changming's legs, frantically wagging her tail, raised her head and stuck out her tongue, and yelled several times.

Because of the position of the dog, Lu Changming had to keep dancing with his legs spread apart.

The camera is located directly in front, and it is really not a big problem to say that it is riding a dog.

About ten seconds later, the cutie suddenly bit the hem of Lu Changming's home shorts and yanked it down. Lu Changming immediately turned pale with fright and quickly pulled up the waistband.

Fortunately, because the top T-shirt is loose and long, it is not worn out.

But Lu Changming finally couldn't hold back his laughter, he bent down and half knelt on the ground, hugged the cutie with a smile, stretched out his hand and rubbed her head vigorously.

Obviously, this is indeed a video of a fan Amway idol.

Because behind the video, the person who edited the video also played another video of Lu Changming dancing.

The video style of this video is completely different from the previous one. It can be seen from the background that it is on the stage.

With the costume modeling and lighting blessing, the charm from the inside out is even more obvious.

Chi Ji closed the video, and scrolled down to view the comment area below.

[Pass it on, Lu Changming rides the dog]

【Let you imitate, not let you surpass [狗头]】

[This reaction is too fast, slow-moving frame by frame inspection can't even see the side of the underwear, you treat the big guy as an outsider, right? 】

[Brother Lu is really a fan, hahaha let the live dance dance live dance, everyone can go to the Internet to search for this piece of jazz, the original version is very classic! 】

[Originally, I was handsome, but when I came out of the dog, I burst out laughing hahahaha]

[Any embarrassing things that happen to him can always be dodged, live dances, if the dog strips his pants and changes anyone, he will die hahahaha]

[Can't find a complete pair of pants in the comment area]

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From the information given in the comments below, Chi Ji learned that this was a certain time that Lu Changming performed a live jazz dance that was popular all over the Internet at the request of fans.

The sudden appearance of the cutie was considered a live broadcast accident, but because it was too witty and interesting, it quickly spread on the Internet.

Although I don't know much about the entertainment industry, Chi Ji feels that being a star is mostly a burden of being an idol. After all, a public figure whose words and deeds may be magnified and cause public opinion must maintain a good image .

When necessary, some topics must be stir-fried in a timely manner to maintain popularity.

This is also the reason why the ability of employees in the public relations department of every well-known entertainment company can be used as an industry benchmark with a high probability.

But the topic of Lu Changming...it seems too strange...

Chi Ji felt that no public relations company would associate the name of its star with the keyword "riding a dog" when making hype.

too weird.

Therefore, this is probably a stalk that netizens find interesting to play by themselves.

However, this kind of weird thing doesn't seem to be against Lu Changming.

The image of Lu Changming being pulled by a dog's pants just now was still flashing in his mind repeatedly. Chi Ji watched the over ten thousand comments and reposts. Thinking of Lu Changming's live broadcast at that time, he couldn't help but embarrass him through the screen, and left like running away This weird Weibo topic

If this kind of thing is changed for him, it is estimated that he will not be able to hold his head up in front of outsiders for at least ten and a half months.

I haven't seen him for six years, but his mental quality is still so good.

As expected of you, Lu Changming.

Because he was worried that he would see other strange things, Chi Ji didn't click on other topics, and directly clicked search after typing Lu Changming's name in the input box.

Immediately, an ID appeared just below the search box.

@name is taken so no name v

Singer and actor Lu Changming

6666.6 fans

The profile picture is not Lu Changming himself, but a landscape picture of red flowers and green leaves in the style of elders. Chi Ji frowned slightly, feeling a little confused for a moment.

Is this Lu Changming?

Isn't Weibo a real-name system?

When I registered the account just now, I asked him to enter his ID card information. As Lu Changming is a star, why didn't his name come up after searching for him?

Wouldn't it be inconvenient if others couldn't find it?

Chi Ji has never been on Weibo, so he doesn't know about it at all. Judging by the number of fans and the description above, he should be a celebrity, so he followed him casually.

But the name didn't match, he didn't dare to be 100% sure, worried that these contents could be modified.

As the night fell into the night, he started to feel a little sleepy. Chi Ji, who has always been cautious, never thought that he could find out if he was the person in the simplest way just by clicking in and looking at the forwarded comments on Weibo. He adopted another simple and rough identification method. .

He took a screenshot, quit Weibo, opened WeChat, and sent the screenshot together with a paragraph without thinking.

【Is this you? 】

After sending it, Chi Ji stared at the screen, and after only 5 seconds, he suddenly reacted, and hurriedly withdrew the message.

Why ask him directly, are you stupid! ?

He is a star, there are countless ways to know what his Weibo is called, why do you have to ask him himself!

Doesn't this directly expose that I went to Weibo to search for his information?

I ran to search after chatting in such a big night, it seemed so attentive...

The more Chi Ji thought about it, the more he regretted it, his face became congested quickly and became hot, and he bit his lower lip unconsciously.

But after seeing the previous chat records, Chi Ji suddenly remembered that Lu Changming was taking a bath, and he withdrew so quickly, Lu Changming probably didn't see the news just now.

As soon as this thought came out, before Chi Ji could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone in his palm suddenly vibrated.

Chi Ji stared intently at the message from Lu Changming on the screen, his scalp numb suddenly.

[A Lu Changming: It's me, it's me! 】

[A Lu Changming: What are you thinking about in your little head? You searched for me, could it not be me? 】

???

Does this person keep his eyes on his phone 24 hours a day, even in the shower?

Chi Ji showed 1 incomprehensions about this, and watched Lu Changming's reply completely ignorant of what he should do to look more natural, not so courting or ulterior motives.

However, before he could remember how to react, Lu Changming sent another message.

[A Lu Changming: Be careful, thank you for caring about me so much, I'm back~]

In the next second, the phone vibrated crazily like a power leak, and reminders for new Weibo followers to follow frequently popped up on the top of the screen.

Chi Ji was dumbfounded on the spot, clicked into Weibo with trembling hands, and watched his fan base increase exponentially and his private messages of 99+ in an instant, blood all over his body rushed to Tianling Gai in an instant.