When the sand sculptures get the social death script

When the green light came on, Lu Changming turned on the player casually, stepped on the accelerator, moved slowly with the traffic, and chatted: "What's your cat's name?"

"Lucky."

"As expected of a person who returned from studying abroad, the name is foreign." Lu Changming smiled, shrugged his shoulders and laughed at himself, "Unlike me, the name is so uncreative, I can only think of little black, little white, little yellow, little cute and so on. "

By coincidence, the name "Lu Yingjun" slowly floated across Chi Ji's mind.

After imagining the way Lu Changming filled in the name column with "Lu Yingjun" in a serious manner when he was filling in the information at the pet hospital, Chi Ji turned his head and looked out the window, twitched the corner of his mouth secretly, and did not speak.

And the smile at this moment was rebroadcasted in real time by the exterior rearview mirror of the car, and it happened to be seen by Lu Changming.

"Clean up your things slowly, and just move it in anytime. Let the cat stay with me, and I will take good care of it." Lu Changming continued while driving, "Is there any precautions? Teach me, I have never raised a cat before."

When talking about what he was good at, Chi Ji was obviously much more at ease, leaning on the co-pilot's body that had been shifting towards the car window, he naturally turned to Lu Changming's side, and said in an orderly manner.

"Actually, there are not many things to pay attention to. Lucky has a very docile personality. The canned food and cat food he often eats, as well as the litter box, food bowl, and water dispenser he is used to, are all at the pet store. Just take them away together. Usually guarantee With clean water, you can feed it normally. The cat’s diet is not as fixed as that of humans. Lucky’s normal food intake is a can of staple food plus a spoonful of cat food a day, no more. When he is hungry, he will eat by himself. The toilet will also be buried by itself, just...you need to..."

"Shoveling shit, I understand, I understand, I've seen it on TV, and it came out after shaking the shovel." Before Chi Ji could say anything, Lu Changming continued, "I'm usually behind when I'm walking the little cutie Compared to picking up shit, Lucky saves a lot of trouble, don't worry, I will definitely serve him comfortably as my master."

No matter how he had no idea how popular Lu Changming was, Chi Ji also knew that Lu Changming's status was definitely not low.

Thinking of such a person shoveling shit for his cat, Chi Ji always felt somewhat embarrassed, but Lu Changming was too enthusiastic, and there was no room for him to avoid it.

Forget it, anyway, he couldn't define Lu Changming's brain circuit in the category of normal people.

Since the other party is so happy, let's treat it as a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer.

Anyway, Lucky's personality is relatively easy, no matter where he goes, he will not cause trouble to others, just open his mouth to eat.

The location of GKD Hot Spring Holiday Hotel is very good, there are a lot of cars during the rush hour, the two of them entered a certain main road and were blocked for a long time without moving, Chi Ji was afraid of bothering others and didn't want to waste Lu Changming's time, so his expression was a little anxious, Frequently look down to check the time.

In contrast, Lu Changming's state is very comfortable.

The air conditioner was turned on in the car, and the temperature was very comfortable. He leaned on the driver's seat and hummed along with the car stereo, tapped his index finger on the steering wheel once and for all, feeling as content as he was driving out for a spring outing on a long-awaited vacation.

Until the phone rang suddenly in the car, the two of them looked at the display screen at the same time, and found that it was a video call from Mao Xiao.

Coincidentally, at this time the traffic ahead just started to move forward, Lu Changming took advantage of the slow speed and picked up the mobile phone to quickly connect the video, while observing the road conditions, he said to the screen of the mobile phone: "What's the matter quickly.. "

The assistant Mao Xiao on the screen saw that after Lu Changming got on the phone, he switched the camera to the rear, facing the front desk of the pet shop.

"Brother Lu, I'm here and I also reported your friend's name and mobile phone number, but the clerk here said that he can't take the cat away if he can't see me. Is your friend by your side? Can you let him talk to him through video."

After learning the ins and outs of the matter, seeing that the car in front had started, Lu Changming handed the phone to Chi Ji with his backhand, and started to drive seriously.

"Be careful, I'll drive, you tell the clerk."

"This……"

Chi Ji caught the phone in a hurry, and as soon as he looked at the screen, he saw his panicked face appearing in the corner. On the main screen, a clerk first appeared, and then clerks appeared one by one, five or six people inside and outside. , staring at the phone screen with sparkling eyes.

"Long time no see, little brother!"

"Lucky is very happy with us, why do you want to pick him up all of a sudden?"

"Mr. Chi, did you see the Moments I posted a few days ago? It's a picture of Lucky playing badminton!"

"Are you busy with work recently, why didn't you pick up Lucky in person!"

……

Probably all the clerks in the pet shop came over during this battle, and Chi Ji, who was talking one after another, was in a daze.

He had never made a video call with anyone before. Surrounded by a group of young girls, he was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to look directly at the screen, but he couldn't bear to look directly at his face in the corner of the screen.

Facing the camera face to face like this, the more you look at it, the more embarrassing it becomes.

Chi Ji's skin was originally fair, and when his face was hot, it became very obvious, but fortunately, it was hard to see it in the dark environment.

After dryly clearing his throat, Chi Ji adjusted his state, and said to the phone bravely, "Thank you for your care during this time, I have already found a house here, and Ms. Mao made a special trip to pick up Lucky. She takes Lucky away."

After showing his face, verifying his identity and arranging everything, Chi Ji turned his mobile phone screen like a hot potato towards the roof of the car.

There were several heated discussions between the girls on the phone, and after a while, Mao Xiao hung up the video call.

Chi Ji heaved a sigh of relief, locked the screen of Lu Changming's cell phone, looked around and found that there seemed to be no place to put it, then held it in his hand, and leaned on the chair to enjoy the quiet after the noise.

Seeing his appearance as if he had just come back from the war, Lu Changming smiled: "It's been a long time since I saw you, but you are still so popular with little girls."

Chi Ji supported his forehead: "I don't want to either."

Lu Changming chatted with a smile on his face: "Didn't you realize that you are the type who is easy to please girls? It's just the kind of high-cold male god who is good-looking but doesn't like to talk. There is a sense of mystery around him, which makes people like him." As soon as I saw it, I wanted to know your story."

Chi Ji looked helpless, and slowly shook his head: "Stop making fun of me."

"I didn't make fun of you, I was like that at the time." After realizing that Chi Ji was looking at him, Lu Changming made a very intoxicated expression on the spot, "When I saw you for the first time, I thought: Wow, this person has a radiant glow." The temperament that comes out is really damn noble! I, Lu Changming, must be friends with him!"

Chi Ji was amused by his exaggerated performance, covered his mouth and said: "People who know my personality will generally not be friends with me again, it's too boring. In the final analysis, it should be that your personality is more popular, so now I can't get along with you." became a big star."

"You can't say for sure." Lu Changming raised his eyebrows on the spot, and denied it flatly, "Then you really don't know much about the aesthetics of our mainland audience. The main force who hacked me the most on the Internet is mine. Fan. By the way, think back to Mao Xiao’s attitude towards me just now. Is that how normal employees should treat their boss? She is a little girl who has not graduated from college not long ago. I send her five-figure sums every month. For salary, she is always yelling at me, taking the lead in blackmailing me on the Internet when she has nothing to do, prompting my fan group to spread a slogan, please ask me what slogan it is!"

Chi Ji blinked curiously: "What."

Lu Changming looked towards the main road in front of him, and said every word, loudly: "Follow the path of the troll, so that the troll has nowhere to go!"

This sentence is very common on the Internet, but it is not really a new word.

But Chi Ji has been in different circles for a long time, and he has no understanding of these, so he also finds it very interesting, and laughed for a long time after Lu Changming's voice.

The traffic jam was gradually cleared by the traffic police and resumed normal operation. After chatting along this topic for a while, Lu Changming stretched out his head and glanced ahead: "It seems to be here, it must be the front."

Chi Ji took a look, nodded and hummed.

Lu Changming stepped on the accelerator and drove the car directly in front of the hotel's revolving door. The welcoming waiter came over and saw the driver's identity, his expression became very bright, and he stood beside the car and bowed politely.

Although this day has been full of chickens and dogs, it seems to be more fulfilling and interesting than any other day in the past.

Lu Changming is really a noisy person, sticky like jelly candy, making some strange moths, which troubles and embarrasses him.

But the taste of this sugar is indeed sweet.

During the period after the reunion, Lu Changming always had a smile on his face, and he always had a way to dig out something to be happy about.

Let him leave behind the past that he doesn't want to recall, as if it never existed.

After the car came to a complete stop, perhaps because it was easy to feel sad to say goodbye suddenly after being happy, Chi Ji subconsciously slowed down the speed of getting to know the seat belt, and then handed the phone back.

"Thank you for sending me off." Chi Ji whispered, "I'm very happy today, and thank you for taking Lucky in."

Lu Changming took the phone and put it in his pocket, then put his arms on the steering wheel, and smiled brightly: "It should be, you don't need to be so foreign in front of me, you know, the relationship between us doesn't need to use those polite words to maintain it .”

Chi Ji met his eyes, and after a few seconds, the corners of his lips curled up.

"Thank you anyway, you know, I always like to say thank you."

After looking at each other and smiling, Lu Changming waved his hand and raised his chin slightly: "Go back."

Chi Ji put on his clothes, and after making sure that he had taken all his things, he locked the car door with his fingers. Because of the social habits formed over time, he subconsciously said a word of politeness.

"Would you like to sit down and have a cup of tea?"

If this sentence is said at this time, it is mostly to express the pleasure of getting along with each other before, to shorten the distance between each other, and to imply that there is still a willingness to conduct other exchanges and cooperation next time.

People who say this usually don't really want to invite the other party to drink tea, and those who hear it must also understand that the other party's real intention is not to invite themselves to drink tea.

After all, it was getting late and the day's trip was over.

But after Chi Ji finished speaking, Lu Changming nodded resolutely: "Okay."

In the next second, Lu Changming unfastened his seat belt at the speed of light, tidied up his clothes, put on a mask, opened the car door and got out of the car. A set of operations was completed in one go, and the skilled person seemed to have rehearsed eight hundred times.

At this moment, Chi Ji was still in the car.

He even maintained his mouth shape as if he wanted to say "wait a minute", but before he could react, he turned his head and glanced at the empty co-pilot, and then at Lu Changming outside the window on the other side.

The other party threw the car key in his hand in a parabola and handed it to the hotel waiter. Surrounded by the enthusiasm of all the hotel staff, he had already begun to introduce himself.

Chi Ji was in a daze for a while in the car, and then performed the action that he had done the most this day.

He lowered his head, held his forehead, and sighed.

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