Don't pick up your husband in the trash

◎Listen to the words of the gods◎

In fact, Conan was not sure whether the bug was installed by Osamu Dazai.It can only be said that he is the most suspected. After all, he was found in Erzishan, which is suspected to be a secret base of the organization, so it is hard not to think of him.

"Although I lost my memory. But I met my guardian yesterday." Having said that, his expression didn't look happy at all.

"Although she is a guardian, she is actually useless. Fortunately, Miss Xuezhi brought me home. Otherwise, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I would have to eat instant noodles. I eat instant noodles during the New Year. It's too miserable."

The Detective Boys showed sympathy when they heard this.

Yuan Tai said: "Then your guardian is really useless."

"Yuantai, this sentence is too rude!" Mitsuhiko stopped him in a low voice.

"Oh, sorry."

But Osamu Dazai didn't mind, or in other words, on the road of slandering Mr. Mori, he was happy to see any excessively rude words.

"That's right, it's too bad for an adult who only knows how to make instant noodles! What's more, he still has money to buy high-end whiskey when he obviously can't afford three meals. Where is the money hidden?"

Osamu Dazai complained to the boy detective team.

When Conan heard the whiskey, his heart skipped a beat.

It wouldn't be subtle if it was just an ordinary child saying this noun.

But this is Osamu Dazai, who is currently suspected by them of being related to the organization.If he said it, maybe...

"Whiskey? What kind of whiskey?" Okiya Subaru pressed Conan's shoulder, and changed his direction indiscriminately.Seeing Osamu Dazai looking at him, he explained with a smile: "Actually, I also have a little bit of whiskey, so I am a little interested in this topic. There is also a lot of whiskey in the wine cabinet at home, if I have time someday. It would be nice to have a drink with your guardian."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, with an expression of indifference, "I don't know, it's nothing more than Scotland or something. Huh, no matter how well hidden it is, wouldn't it still be discovered?"

Conan quickly changed his mood, and then asked: "Is there any bourbon? I remember that brother Amuro likes bourbon the most."

"Bourbon? Then I don't know, maybe there is? Or maybe not?" Osamu Dazai thought for a while, and said specious words.

"Speaking of Conan-kun, are you curious about this topic? You can't drink when you are a child." Osamu Dazai bent slightly and said with a smile: "Tell your adults to keep the wine well so that children cannot get it. oh."

The three of Fu Heihui left Dr. Ali's house before dinner.The three walked hand in hand on the way home.Osamu Dazai is on the outermost, Tsumiki is in the middle, and Megumi Fukuro is at the innermost. From high to low, it looks like a wifi signal, and the signal is not very good.

"Did you threaten Conan just now?" Fu Heihui poked his head out, looking at Dazai with a worried expression, "His face is so ugly."

Osamu Dazai also leaned forward slightly, looking innocently at Fukuroe, "Would a kind person like me do such a terrible thing?"

"But after talking to you, he became very scared." Fukuro Megumi remained skeptical of the kind person Dazai Osamu said.He thought for a while and asked, "Did you extort his pocket money?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Oh, does this actually exist? You can try it next time!

"Isn't it? Is it to force him to eat the raisins he hates?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Oh, it turns out that kid hates eating raisins!

"It's not..." Fu Heihui fell into deep thought, and then he opened his eyes wide in disbelief, "Are you going to rob sister Xiaolan from him?!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

He looked up at the sky and realized for the first time that it was not easy being a child.

"I said..." Tsumiji stopped in her tracks, and looked at Megumi Fukuro and Osamu Dazai with complicated expressions, "Did I interrupt your chat in the middle?"

Fu Heihui: ...

Osamu Dazai: ...

-

After returning home, the three of them immediately took off their thick coats and lined up to take a shower.

The TV in the living room is showing the New Year's celebrations from all over the country.The cutlery is already set on the table.Fu Heihui counted, and it was four.At first I thought I had made a mistake, but I counted again, and it was still four.

"Mom, are you taking less tableware?"

Xuezhi's voice came from the kitchen: "No, Kai won't come today."

Fu Heihui was disappointed: "Why? I'm so looking forward to seeing him."

"I don't know, and I can't contact him. Maybe there is something important."

"All right……"

Osamu Dazai asked curiously, "Who is Kai?"

Fu Heihui said: "It's my mother's friend. And don't steal it!"

There is still an hour before the Red and White Song Concert.The dining table in Fuhei's house is already filled with various dishes.Compared with the traditional soba noodles on the big dark day, Yukie prefers to cook a variety of dishes during the grand festival.

"Because this is our family's first New Year's Eve in Mihua Town, and Tsumiki and Dazai-kun's first New Year's in our house, let's cheer together!" Yukie first stood up and delivered a concise speech.

Her cup was filled with sweet-scented osmanthus brew, and the alcohol content was not high, only 5 degrees.More like a fruity drink than wine.

The children are still young and all they drink is fruit juice.It doesn't matter what you drink when you are happy.

The four clinked glasses happily and offered the most sincere wishes for the arrival of the New Year.

After dinner, the four of them gathered around the kotatsu to watch the Red and White Song Concert.There was a plate of oranges on the table, and one by one they disappeared.

Xuezhi went back to the room, and when she came out, she had three extra red envelopes in her hand, which she gave to the three children respectively.

"Be healthy and happy in the new year!"

This is the first time Tsumiji has received a red envelope.Maybe her mother also gave her red envelopes during the Chinese New Year in the beginning, but there is no such thing in her short memory.For the fact that she was abandoned by her mother, Tsumiji couldn't help but excuse her. She may have some difficulties. After all, raising a child by herself is very hard work...

But looking at Xuezhi's gentle eyebrows, Tsumiji bit her lip and hugged her.

"Thank you……"

As long as Fu Heihui can remember, Xuezhi will give him red envelopes.Xuezhi hadn't become his mother for the first time.Usually, the red envelopes are taken away by their own bastard father before they are warmed up. They pretend to keep them for him, but in fact they all contribute to the racetrack.

Osamu Dazai stuffed the red envelope into the pocket of the sweater, and there was still the warmth and fragrance of Miss Xuezhi on the red envelope, just like before.

The children fell asleep in the kotatsu before the zero point.Osamu Dazai thought he could be the same as before, but he completely overestimated the child's body. Before the red and white song party was over, he fell asleep lying on the table.

After the Red and White Song Concert, Xuezhi turned off the TV, and carried the children back to the room one by one.Although Osamu Dazai is the biggest among them, his weight is unexpectedly lighter than expected.

Currently Dazai is sleeping in Megumin's room.Hui, on the other hand, slept with her.

As soon as she carried him back to Hui's room, when Xuezhi was about to leave, her cell phone rang.She closed the door and hurriedly tiptoed to the living room to answer the phone.

As soon as the lights in the room went out, Osamu Dazai opened his eyes.He did fall asleep just now, but woke up the moment he was picked up by her.But he didn't want to just let go, so he just kept pretending to be asleep.

He got out of bed a little, opened the door, and listened to Xuezhi's phone call.

"Happy New Year, Mr. Mori..."

It's him.Dazai Osamu's eyes instantly filled with gloom.

That night, he sat on the floor with his back to the door and passed the night just like that.

-

At the beginning of the new year, Xuezhi took the three children of the family to the shrine to pray for good health and success in their studies in the new year.By the way, I also pray that my road to love will also go smoothly.

After talking on the phone with Mr. Mori yesterday, I received another call to congratulate me on the New Year.As soon as I counted, I found that I met a lot of new friends.And today, I also made an appointment with Xiaolan and the others to meet at the shrine.

On the first day of the new year, there are naturally many people.Xuezhi asked the children to hold hands and be careful not to be scattered by the crowd.The children naturally listened to her.

After the visit, the four went to draw lots.

"I'm Daji!" Fu Heihui jumped up and down, shaking the sign in his hand.

Tsumiki exhaled, "I'm Nakayoshi, it's okay."

Osamu Dazai glanced at it and threw it away.

Fu Heihui deliberately picked it up and opened the crumpled signature.Then there was an incredible exclamation.

"It turned out to be a big murderer!"

Tsumiki also leaned over to look, also showing a shocked expression.Then she comforted and said: "This kind of stuff is fake, Dazai-kun, don't worry about it."

Fu Heihui was upset when he heard this.

He said: "How can you say it's fake? Lord Shenming must have loved me to give me good luck!"

He was the one who got lucky in one draw, how could he question the gods so casually!

Soon Fukurohui cast doubtful eyes on Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, did you do something bad to make God unhappy?"

"Bad things? Then I have done a lot of bad things." As soon as he mentioned this, Osamu Dazai became interested, "For example, flush all Mr. Mori's instant noodle seasoning packets into the toilet! Then replace the shampoo with depilatory cream, and sneaked a scarab into his whiskey stash..."

Osamu Dazai recounts his series of pranks.He didn't notice Fuguro Megumi and Tsumiki's gradually frightened expressions at all.

Fu Hei Hui said slowly: "You are too bad..."

Tsumiji blinked and said, "Mr. Mori is so pitiful..."

Dazai fell silent.

"By the way, Miss Xuezhi, what did you get?"

Facing the accusing expressions of the two children, even though Osamu Dazai didn't feel any guilt, he still changed the subject. After all, children are difficult creatures.As a result, as soon as he turned around, he saw Miss Xuezhi aggressively disappearing into the crowd to draw lots again.

Curiously, he picked up the signature that the snow branch had fallen on the ground, opened it and saw, oh well, it was the same murderer as him.I feel happy that I have found someone of the same kind.

Fu Heihui: ...

Tsumiki: ...

Fu Heihui smiled awkwardly, "This must be fake, we have to believe in science..."

Dazai Osamu hummed an out-of-key ditty: "Yeah, believe in science~"

Tsumiki: ...

When Miss Xuezhi came out again, she meditated several times in her heart, and then opened the signature, her face froze again the moment she saw the signature.

It's still fierce!

How can this be so? !

So the unbelieving Ms. Xuezhi joined the crowd for the third time to draw lots.

Fu Heihui: ...

Tsumiki: ...

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "Well, science~"

The third signing was still a big crime.This made Miss Xuezhi very sad.

"Don't the gods love me? No, do it again, this time I will definitely get it!"

After all, before this year, she always drew lots only to get lucky.This year is really abnormal!It must be the wrong way to draw lots!

"Mom..." Before Fu Heihui could finish her weak words, Miss Xuezhi disappeared into the crowd for the fourth time.

The three children were squatting by the side of the road, each holding a sign of a murderous crime, with complicated emotions.

"Mom, she really offended the gods, right?" Otherwise, would someone be the culprit several times in a row?

"Compared to offending the gods, I think that Ms. Yukie may be entangled by bad luck. Or she made a wish to embarrass the gods." Dazai guessed meaningfully.

Miss Xuezhi, who struggled with signing papers, finally got Xiaoji after countless times.

Ms. Xuezhi burst into tears, kissed and signed the paper, and said emotionally: "Look, God still loves me..." Although it's just a little luck, it's better than a bad luck.

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai said quite maturely, "It's not so much the love of the gods, it's better to say that it is the determination of man to conquer nature."

Fu Heihui counted on her fingers, "It costs 200 yen to draw once, and now it costs about... more than 1 yen. Well, this is Xiaoji bought for [-] yen."

Tsumiki: ...

Osamu Dazai: ...

But seeing that Ms. Yukie who drew Xiaoji was very happy, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but also smiled.

Sure enough, it was all Mr. Mori's fault last night.