[Comprehensive] Nanny code

When Lancet entered the room, the dark-haired boy was burying himself under the covers like a snake in a pile of fallen leaves.

"Apep." He called softly, the quilt moved, and he looked at him with black eyes, seeming a little sad.

"Good boy, can you tell me?" Lancet walked over, gently lifted the quilt, and the boy wrinkled his nose and got into his arms, holding his skirt with his small hands, and murmured: "An abnormal child will always be annoying."

"Apep..."

"I feel that he is the same as me." Apep lowered his eyes, and his voice sounded like some kind of injured animal. "I have you, but he doesn't."

Lancet gently stroked the boy in his arms, trying to comfort him.Apep seldom cries, but he also seldom smiles like Thor, he is a quiet kid, sometimes you can easily ignore him, but he is stubborn and can wait for a long, long time where he is.

"So, don't send it away, okay? Lance." Apep looked up at the other party with a small face, his slightly pale complexion and black eyes made it impossible to refuse his request.

"Apep, we're all going to love him." Like a reassurance, and the boy smiled.An easy-to-satisfy child and a sensitive child, Lancet felt that if one day he had to leave Apep, he would be very, very sad.

So at noon, before eating, Fulian Kindergarten held another meeting.

"He is right. I just had an examination. This child is indeed not ordinary. He seems to have suffered a kind of radiation in his body. He is a mutant. Although it is not clear what abilities he has, he is no different from an ordinary child. Same." Jarvis said with a regretful expression, the little Douding on the table was drinking milk with his little feet up, looking very happy.

The kids fell silent, especially Tony.The reason why he doesn't want to take in this baby is that he hopes that he can have a healthy family, with father and mother, and maybe a cute puppy in the future, oh well, it's also a reason why he can't stand the noise of the baby, but now Obviously, Tony Stark couldn't deliver a baby that most people wouldn't accept.

"If we have a mother, I think Shrek can stay," Tony finally said.

"Please, Tony, don't give Lucy such a horrible name." Colin said disapprovingly.

Lanster pinched the faces of the two little guys and said, "First of all, Tony, a baby shouldn't be called by such a name, he looks so cute. Then, Colin, Lucy is a girl's name , he's a boy, just like you. Finally, he has his own name, Bruce Banner, which is the most suitable name. Oh, Thor, stop trying to name him like food, chicken legs especially Not suitable, no matter how much you like them."

Thor pursed his lips, lowered his head and muttered something into his brother's ear, similar to the words that chicken legs are obviously very good, the green-eyed little Douding blinked his eyes and listened quietly, letting his brother speak in his mind Spoil some stupid stuff into it, because he'll clean up the trash after a while.

"Who among us is more like a mother?" Colin said while rolling his eyes, and finally everyone's eyes rested on Lancet, "I feel that I am a pure male both physically and mentally." .” Lanster said dryly, and everyone shook their heads.So, after this lunch, Fulian Kindergarten has a new member, the youngest Bruce, and Rocky is finally not the youngest, for which the green-eyed little Douding feels very happy.

Although everyone was very happy to have a new member, Lancet felt even more headaches. These little ghosts didn't seem to understand that Bruce was a baby, and a baby was not a toy.

"Tony, hold your wrench away, Bruce will put it in his mouth!"

"Colin, there's no need to make milk for Bruce anymore, today's amount is enough!"

"Thor, don't put the drumstick in Bruce's mouth, he'll choke to death!"

"Loki, stop poking Bruce in the face and go play with your bunny, or find Thor!"

"Apep, stop studying Bruce, he really doesn't have a tail!"

"Jarvis! Stop pampering Tony!"

Day after day, Lancet lived in this situation.Lying on the big bed at night, Lance closed his eyes and muttered: "I really need a partner who can take care of them." These bastards became very excited because of a baby, and their destructive power was completely abnormal In the appearance of a child, Lanster hugged the pillow and began to roll on the bed, and finally turned into the appearance of a Siamese cat, burying himself in his tail.At least give him a good night's sleep.

At this moment, the little Doudings who were supposed to be sleeping all opened their eyes, slipped out of the room one by one, and stepped on the thick and soft carpet with their bare feet.Tony was in the lead, making the "follow me" gesture from time to time.

They went to Jarvis' room and managed to "steal" Bruce out. Although Jarvis opened his eyes after they left, he just smiled, turned around and fell asleep again.Can Tony Stark really fool his butler Jarvis?The answer is no.

"Babies are so funny," Tony exclaimed as he laid Bruce on his big bed, poking here and there.These squishy little guys are even funnier than his favorite machines, because they don't need any gear to work and they're always a surprise.

"Bruce is like this, other babies are not so good." Colin said with a smile, poking Bruce's face.The little guy was not unhappy when he was woken up, and giggled with his round eyes open, as if the process of being "stolen" made him very interesting.

"I really don't understand why Mr. Lanster doesn't allow us to get close to Bruce, he's like a puppy." Thor muttered.

"I think Mr. Lanster would be willing to let us play with him a little longer if you weren't always trying to murder him with chicken legs," Tony grinned.

"Thor won't." Loki stared at him and defended his brother.But he didn't know that Thor had this habit when he was young, but at that time, Fredja would always protect Loki in time, which didn't let Loki cast a shadow on the drumstick.

"Well, Emerald, we'll never argue about the part about your brother's IQ," Tony said perfunctorily, whispering of course for only Loki to hear.The green-eyed little Douding stared at him and kicked him secretly. He was not Emerald, that sounded like a girl.

"Thor, don't kiss Bruce." Loki grabbed his brother's collar in time, pouted and said.

The blond-haired little boy grinned, turned around and took a bite of his brother's head, the green-eyed little Douding nodded in satisfaction, and turned to scratch Bruce's itch, making the little guy giggle .

"Don't you guys think Bruce seems to have too much energy for a baby?" Tony said, folding his arms and frowning.

"A little bit, but it's okay, after all, he is not an ordinary baby." Colin nodded, and poked the dimple on the back of Baby's hand together with Apep.

"Well, I'm just afraid that he won't grow taller." Tony was a little entangled. He felt that it was a terrible thing to grow taller.

"But you said you would be bored at night, so you 'stole' Bruce from Jarvis." Loki blinked his eyes and said in a childlike voice, and his innocent look made Tony want to be tender and innocent to the other party. He took a bite on his tender cheek, of course he just thought about it, he wouldn't really bite, otherwise Thor would have nothing to do with him.

"I'm sleepy." Loki yawned, with some tears in his green eyes, and he nestled in Thor's arms, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

"Me too." Colin rubbed his eyes too.Yawning seemed to be contagious. Everyone started to feel sleepy, and so did Baby on the bed. After pinching his fingers, he fell asleep after a while.

"I think we need to give Bruce back," Tony said to himself with a yawn, and by the time he opened his eyes, all the beanies had fallen asleep.

"Well, maybe tomorrow." The big-eyed Tony grunted, pulled a corner of the quilt and rolled himself up and fell asleep.Thank God, the most indispensable thing in Tony Stark's house is a big bed and quilt.

When he was a child, the black-haired boy opened his eyes, and cold sweat rolled down his forehead.

"Lance..." he yelled in a low voice, and fell off the bed.