[Comprehensive] Nanny code

"Ahem." Steve coughed, and Tony directly turned his face away, staring at the pair of god brothers in front of him.

"Can you two show your affection and cover up, please? I have to be careful every time to protect Peter's eyes from being polluted by you."

"That's none of your business, Tony Stark the Shorty." Loki teased mockingly, which made Tony very angry.

Little Peter walked over and pulled Rocky's clothes, and said softly: "Uncle Rocky, Daddy said that you haven't come recently because you are pregnant. Have you given birth to a baby now?"

Loki: "..."

Tony started laughing, not guilty of lying to his son at all.Steve shook his head, and Bucky stared straight at Tony with a cold stare.

"We gotta talk, you can't just keep fooling a kid all the time." He emphasized the word "cheating," and it made Steve feel bad.

"No, we don't need to talk about it, I'll pay attention next time." Tony straightened his clothes and promised solemnly. He didn't want to have a long conversation about life with two old popsicles who were almost a hundred years old. He would rather Go help Peter with his homework.Seriously, are elementary school homework all that idiotic?That's an insult to Tony's genius Stark.

"Did we miss something?" Loki pushed Thor's big face aside, and walked to Apep's side. He carefully looked at the black-haired boy, and then looked at the eyes Smart black cat.

"What's wrong? Loki." Thor scratched his hair.

Loki ignored him, took out his scepter from his arms, and tested it.Then, the green-eyed youth narrowed his eyes, "I can't understand, this doesn't look like magic, Mr. Lanster and Apep, you have been missing for a long time."

"What!" Thor's eyes widened, and then he picked up the black cat nestled on Apep's head. The latter wrinkled his nose and sneezed.

"Why did Mr. Lanster turn into a cat?"

"Obviously this is a very long story. If Apep continues to tell it, you may not understand it. After all, Thor, your IQ is always below the average level sometimes. Don't rush to deny it. I didn't say you will face it again. It's like this when dealing with Loki, sometimes you still have a little brain, otherwise you wouldn't be able to quickly capture Loki back..."

"It's not about taking it back, Tony, it's about taking it back. Rocky is not a prisoner. Natasha said it. It's just a belated puberty."

"Well, if you are willing to deceive yourself so much, it is obvious that the puberty of God is a little longer than that of human beings, not to mention that because of his hormonal disorder, the whole of New York was almost turned into ruins, and Stark Tower was forced to rebuild Three times, well, I'm not complaining, I'm rich after all, I just want to say, let me explain it all, do you have any questions?"

"No, no." Thor shook his head blankly, and Loki began to rub his forehead, not understanding why he was always falling into Thor's hands in the end as smart as himself.

"The answer is very good." Tony nodded, curled his lips, opened his hands, as if he was declaring that I am the king of the world, and began to tell them what Apep told them.

Steve and Colin wiped the saliva from their faces. It has to be said that Tony Stark has become more vocal recently. If they were not the parties involved, they would really be bluffed by him.Among the things he told, one-third of them never appeared in the original owner's mouth at all, but it will not make people doubt their authenticity, because there are no loopholes in the connection process.

"I have to say, Tony, you can be a screenwriter or director. If you make a sci-fi blockbuster, it will be a hit." Colin complimented by biting a donut.

"Thanks, but I don't want to compete with ordinary people for jobs. You know, their IQ can only do these things to make a living." Tony showed his white teeth and said without humility. Colin did Made a look about to vomit.

Natasha patted Bruce's hand and asked, "Doctor, has the drug for Tony not been developed yet?"

"Natasha!" Tony was so angry that he wanted to jump, he was so cute even without taking medicine!

Bruce smiled and pushed his eyes, feeling helpless but happy for the content that can be staged every day.

In the evening they had a big dinner together and drank some wine, except Apep, Lanster and Peter were not allowed, but they could use milk.

"Actually, I'm already an adult." Lancet said helplessly, looking at the milk in his small saucer.

"Don't be like this, you are a kitten now, and the drink will kill you." Tony winked his eyes, and now he is more and more fond of treating Lancet in a teasing way, but the latter, given that he is not human I don't care too much about the teacher's memory.

"Tony is right, but you should shut up, Tony." Natasha said to Lanster gently, and then gave Tony a fierce look. Colin happily stuffed the donut on Tony's Likes to cause trouble inside the mouth.

Tony protested with his feet, but to no avail.By the end, everyone drank a little too much.

When they returned to their respective rooms, Lanster happily jumped on the bed, tilted his head and said to Apep: "I like this place."

"That's good." The black-haired boy showed a shy smile.

"By the way, remember to cover the quilt well, hiccup..." Tony swayed in, his face flushed, and he hiccupped.

"Tony, you need to go to rest now, you're too drunk." Steve put the smaller man directly on the shoulder, and the latter hiccupped again and muttered something.

"Have a good rest, Mr. Lanster." Steve is always so upright and gentle, and unlike Tony, he likes to take advantage of everything, and prefers what he says.

"Good night, Steve." Lancet smiled, not realizing how weird the cat would look when it laughed, but obviously, Steve and the others were not ordinary people.

"Welcome home." The upright young man with blond hair blinked.

They don't ask anything because they know someone is home and that's fine.Stark Tower is home to everyone, whether it's Bucky or Loki, or Lancet and Apep, everyone will be home.

When the door was closed, the small lamp on the desk was turned on, and the black-haired boy sat cross-legged on the carpet beside the bed, staring at him.

Lanster stepped on the soft bed and walked towards him, then stood still and looked at him.

"What do you want to say?"

"You..." The young man opened his mouth a little awkwardly, and now it was only them, so he remembered very clearly the memory at that time, about that, if it could be defined as a kiss.

"A kiss?" Lancet tilted his head and said slyly.

"Hmm." The boy sighed softly, as if he didn't quite believe it.

"I'm not sure, but that's what I want to do." Lanster sat on the bed. He was too small. Only in this way could their eyes be on the same level, and he liked this kind of equal gaze. .

"If I want to, are you willing to let me try this once?" The boy summoned up his courage and asked.

Lancet licked his lips with his little pink tongue, narrowed his eyes and said, "Why not?"

Then, he felt the other party's cold lips kiss him.

He is kissing a cat.It's weird, Langstor thought, that I'm just a cat now and he wants to kiss me.

His heart felt soft at the thought.

This is just a pure kiss, of course, the protagonists here are a cat and a teenager after all.

"So, now?" The black-haired boy blinked slowly, his slender eyelashes opening and closing like the wings of a butterfly.

"I don't know." The cat smiled secretly, leaned over and kissed each other again.

When the moonlight shines down, God can witness the love between them.

The author has something to say: This article ends here =v= Thank you for your continuous encouragement.There will be another episode later.